Feb14
Louise Hardwich
Long-haired Louise with his long-haired bitches
Voiced by someone named Tatsuya Murakami (an alias?), he is the other agent… of his own agency. Yeah, weird. Anyhow, unlike Kia, he is an elegant, refined, and sophisticated. Except that part where he brings a whip everywhere. This is probably because of his noble blood, but he is actually an abandoned child since his father likes to sleep around and his mother has her own orgy parties in the main mansion.
Major Lawless Streich, “Masked Man”
A German soldier with the sexiest hair EVER. Guess who his VA is. It’s none other than Ichijo Kazuya (Motomi in Togainu no Chi, Takamachi Shiro in Nanoha)! This surprised me because Lawless doesn’t sound crappy like Motomi at all. Heck, Lawless sounds really sexy and manly, especially when he’s on bed. He’s really lawless on bed. Why is his name Lawless? Is that sarcasm for his strict personality? … Anyway, Lawless is a German soldier who is recently transferred from the First Armoured Division to the Military Police. Before he transferred, he was engaged to the now dead daughter of Colonel Franz Berger, the leader of the First Armoured Division. Hating Lawless because of his daughter’s death and Lawless’ betrayal, Berger hires Louise to destroy him.
Using his family’s power, Louise enters the Military Police which happens to be under General Michard, I think. Or whatever his name is. Anyway, Michard assigns Louise under Lawless, and he uses this chance to get to know Lawless better, or at least try to since Lawless does not easily crack. Then one night, Louise sees Lawless having sex with Michard. Realizing there’s more to it than how it seems, Louise tries to dig Lawless’ past and finds out why the strict man is doing something dishonest as sucking up to Michard.
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Ending A – During his tour, Louise catches Lawless staring at Colonel Berger. Louise asks Lawless about it, and at the same time, Berger approaches them just to spit out hateful speech towards Lawless. At night, Louise sneaks into Michard’s property to investigate further only to find Lawless and Michard having sex. Kininarimasu Louise (he even met his father), keeps pestering Lawless until he follows him during his day off and finds him in… A graveyard.
Here, frustrated Lawless finally tells Louise everything. Lawless was engaged to Berger’s daughter just to get closer to him. Lawless admires (love?) Berger to such an extent where he wanted to be part of his family. Lawless’ daughter finds this out and commits suicide. To make it even worse, not long after that, Lawless is asked to be transferred to Military Police. He does that so that he can protect First Armoured Division from conspiracies. Awww Lawless, such dedication.
Few days later, Military Police officers complain about First Armoured Division and plan to disband it, but Lawless stops them indirectly by using Michard. Just as Lawless was about to pleasure Michard, Louise appears, asking him whether he’ll go to Michard or not. Louise makes Lawless unable to go to Michard, then the next day, Michard is transferred to… South America? What?! Anyhow, Lawless confronts Louise about it, then Louise confesses that he cares about Lawless. They make up then and have some sweet sex. In the epilogue, Louise, as an agent, tells Berger all of Lawless’ hard work. Berger regrets his action then promises not to hate Lawless again.
Kewl hats bros
Ending B – It doesn’t have an epilogue. Ending B is triggered when Louise searches for Lawless first instead of investigating the screeching noise outside. This ending is hella confusing.
Ending C – I can’t remember how they were triggered…
- The first one is where Michard doesn’t assign Lawless as Louise’s helper anymore since he finds out about the relationship between the two.
- The second ending is triggered -hey, I remember!- if Louise wants to jump on Lawless instead of wanting to know more about him. Louise won’t have the important father-son talk and get drunk with him instead. If he goes to his mother, he’ll be stuck in his mother’s mansion with her guests.
- A graveyard scene. Either Lawless will punish Louise for following him or Louise will get lost following Lawless.
- The saddest ending which is triggered when Louise asks Lawless whether he’s useful or not. There, Louise offers his protection and power to Lawless instead of Michard. Lawless agrees, then the next day, Michard is transferred. Lawless and Louise still have sex, but their relationship is based on their deal. Louise likes Lawless, but Louise knows Lawless’ heart belongs to someone else. Lawless is aware of Louise’s feelings, but he can’t do anything and suffers because of that. They basically NTR’ed each other.
Ending D – So, instead of being passive, Lawless “rapes” Louise when he finds that Louise knew about his feelings for Berger. While taking Louise, Lawless practically begs Louise not to tell Berger. To respect Lawless, Louise backs off, and he’s honorably discharged from military. Kia can be seen making fun of Louise in the epilogue, but we all know Louise punishes Kia behind the screen because of that.
Zhores Barsoukova, “The Ice Queen”
WZhores is a KGB spy who’s famous for his Sweet Trap where he seduces other spies for anything beneficial for himself, and Reiner Muller, a British spy, is one of the spies who falls for Zhores’ trap. Zhores is also called the Ice Queen for his skill at seducing other men (of course, men only), and for never allowing his personal life to interfere with his work. He’s strict at times though and good at faking his expressions. Basically, he’s a Russian homo version of James Bond. He works more on bed rather than on the field. And guess who his seiyuu is? Suzumura Kenichi NNGGHH (Kokutou in Kara no Kyoukai, Okita in Gintama). So yeah, Zhores has a good uke moan.
Anyhow, Reiner gets too excited for Zhores and wants to see the uke version of Zhores, so he hires Louise to convince him to sleep with Reiner. Of course, Louise manages to trap the prideful Russian spy to have dinner with him and Reiner. Zhores is about to leave when he almost faints because of the wine Louise drugged. So, the three of them go to the hotel room Louise reserved and, of course, do a threesome. It was kind of funny seeing the threesome sex with this bad ending BGM. Zhores was all “Ah! Ah! Ah!” but the BGM goes “zan zan zan zan.”… Ehm, too bad for Zhores, his attitude interests Louise so much that he keeps chasing him.
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Ending A – Louise finally meets Zhores again, but unknown to Louise, Zhore is on a mission at that time. Louise is so persistent to the point where he’s willing to take a taxi with Zhores, so Zhores finishes his mission while Louise is there. On their way back home though, the taxi driver attacks both of them, so they have to escape. The same thing happens with the second taxi driver, so Zhores stays in a hotel to hide… with Louise. Louise is about to screw him by ripping Zhores’ clothes, but Zhores escapes with a shower excuse. Zhores is confused about his heartbeat every time Louise seduces him. They still do it in the shower though.
After some shower sex, Zhores confronts Louise about his feeling, aware of the fact that Louise is seducing him because of a mission. Louise then tells Zhores that he wouldn’t have taken the mission if he wasn’t interested in Zhores AAWWW. To confirm his feelings, Zhores tells Louise to meet up at either his apartment or office. Louise goes to Zhores’ apartment, they confess to each other and then have happy sex. The next morning, they wake up in each other’s arms. However, Zhores also reminds Louise to think more about the real owner of the things Louise thought that he has control of. I have no idea what this is about, but I guess it’s the fact that Louise’s shady and slutty agency is still around? It’s probably because of Louise’s father’s influence.
I will give a gold medal to anybody who can do this sex position
Ending B – Pretty much the same with ending A but without the morning epilogue and confrontation after shower sex. Louise kisses Zhores instead of ripping his clothes off.
Ending C – Gazillion of this ending:
- The first one is triggered when Louise feigns ignorance to Zhores’ spy job. Zhores leaves the diner without eating, so Louise and Reiner don’t get to screw him.
- The second one is when Louise chooses to go to Zhores’ office instead of apartment. There, Zhores traps Louise to get revenge for what Louise did. Later on, Louise is shown being made fun of by Kia for failing his mission.
- The rest are triggered when Louise doesn’t call Reiner for the threesome. Louise “rapes” Zhores but still chases after him.
- If Louise goes to the concert with his own car, Zhores will paralyze Louise in the hotel by either a punch or a drug.
- If Louise and Zhores go to the concert (or leave? Can’t remember) with a taxi, the taxi driver will attack them. Zhores manages to shoot back, but Zhores gets shot on his chest. Before he dies, Zhores tells Louise that he doesn’t regret it and that Soviet Union will rise again. Dying with a false belief what will never come true. OH
WZHORES.
Ending D – I… I can’t remember… But it’s definitely about Zhores taking Louise instead of the opposite.
Werner Herzog
Werner is the son of a well-known mafia in Germany. Unlike his serious father, Werner likes to play around with women, and otou-sama no gusta that. However, Werner is the kind of guy who will treat any woman nicely, whoever she is. Totally didn’t expect that from him. Despite of his playboy nature though, Werner is a serious businessman who’s ready to take over his father’s mafia business when his father steps down. Gentle to women and smart at making money? Why can’t these kind of men exist in 3D? By the way, he’s voiced by Toriumi Kousuke (Cecil in UtaPri, Kousaka Yuuji in ToHeart2, Ichinomiya Natsuo in Sekirei, Iori Junpei in Persona 3 The Movie).
One of his women, Franchiszka, hires Louise to seduce Werner. After having sex with Werner, this high class prostitute asks Werner whether he tasted a man already or not. Werner, famous with his “no woman, no boner” rule, doesn’t like that idea and swears that he’ll never get hard with a man. Not wanting to lose, Franchiszka hires Louise so that Werner can feel the taste of man. My god, why are women so manipulative in this game?!
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Ending A – Louise manages to trick Werner by suggesting to him that he should experience some lovin’ with Louise. Louise does look like a woman at times, so the charmed Werner accepts the suggestion, not expecting that he would be the bottom. Oh Louise. Werner slowly comes to respects Louise because of his graceful manipulative attitude, and Werner falls for him. As for Louise, his walls crumble down because of Werner’s gentleness to the point where Louise is frustrated with his mother, something that never happened before.
Louise ends up falling for Werner though, and both of them confess to each other during their trip to Werner’s private property where Werner gave some rare horses(???) to Louise. At the epilogue, Louise and Werner are invited to Franchiszka’s mansion, but Louise sees Werner going with a bunch of women and is not amused by it. However, right in front of Louise, Werner ditches the women and kisses Louise’s hand in front of them, showing his full dedication. Louise and Werner enter Franchiszka’s manor together, and Franchiszka can be seen at the balcony, laughing at Werner’s “defeat.”
Louise is liking that popsicle
Ending B – Almost same as ending B, but without the epilogue. Triggers when Louise doesn’t follow his mother into the mansion I think. Beh, I can’t remember.
Ending C – Again, tons of these endings.
- One of them is where Werner has sex with Louise and ends up submitting to Louise and giving him a pair of jewelled handcuffs (lolwut).
- The other endings are the different events during the business meeting between Louise and Werner. If Louise enters without knocking, he will see a prostitute on Werner’s bed/couch/whatever it is. Louise is not amused at that and steals the woman when Werner is busy on his phone, leaving Werner and cancelling their business meeting.
- The second business meeting ending is when Werner’s subordinate announces Louise’s arrival. When Louise enters Werner’s room, he sees the prostitute sucking Werner. Disgusted at Werner’s behaviour, Louise leaves the room.
- The rest of the endings are triggered during Louise’s meeting with his mother. If he enters his mother’s salon to find a sex partner, he’ll be depressed at his mother’s slutty behaviour. He leaves his mother’s salon and then wanders aimlessly around Germany.
Ending D – Will be triggered if Louise kisses Werner in the car instead of going to the hotel right away. Werner screws Louise in the car. I just realized that ending Ds are where the secret agents become the bottom. What’s so wrong with being the uke?
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POWUH: Meta Team and Megane-chan with 3214 comments
I had no idea that post-war Germany was filled with gays, sluts and fujoshi. Man, you learn something new every day.
Wow Yura has come a long way and holy crap the route grades/routes expiring if you complete other routes sound like they’re a pain in the ass. But, uh, I guess you got some entertainment out of it. xD I’m curious, did you do the censoring yourself or did Kyo help?
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Lol yeah, seems like Germany was really screwed after WWII. Though I’m sure that would suit me just fine.
It was Kyo who did the censoring, and I provided some pictures for the censors. The smileys though. I just had to put that haruhi smiley face there
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
I was highly amused and spent at least two hours in finding the RIGHT POPSICLE! xD
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Ahahahaha Anaaga those edits are freaking hilarious! Good work~
Sooooo this is what you have been up too?! It looks like you had a tough job with this review fufufu
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Teheh, thanks Kyokai for that.
It saddens me that my longest post just has to be a yaoi post that’s full of sex. But that goes well with my title here, heh
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
Holy crap, the playability of this game is really fishy. It must have been a pain to get A in all routes and I thought I wanted to whine about how Dramatical Murder showed certain options at some points. Compared to this, DMMD was piece of cake.
Also, that CHINko mystery solved… Who could have thought? Anyways, quite a detailed review and I’m sure it took you dayyyyys to finish this. Good job!
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
You don’t like the options in DMMD? I actually like it waaayy better than Togainu no Chi since there are more options. Though the re:connect part is kind of meaningless. I mean, who gives a damn if they do it in the bathtub or not? Just do it!
It took me exactly a year to finish it, heh. Seeing those censored pictures made it worth it though.
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
Actually, they were much better than what you described so naah, they were all good. 😉