Boys’ Love Game Review: Zettai Fukuju Meirei (NSFW)
Because the best way to celebrate Valentine’s is by some gay military sex
If you guys follow my Twitter, then you guys would know what I’ve been playing Zettai Fukuju Meirei since the beginning of January last year after I finished Togainu ni Chi. It took a while to get this done, but it was fun. One thing though, this will be long. But hey, it will happen in a snap if you read this while eating chocolate!
Premise
Zettai Fukuju Meirei takes place after World War II, in the post-world war West Germany itself. That is the only realistic fact of this game though, because everything and I mean EVERYTHING about West Germany in this game screams unrealistic. Anyhow, the player becomes either Kia WelBehenna or Louise Hardwich, members of a secret agency owned by the Hardwich family (more like Louise, exactly. Yeah, he becomes an agent of his own agency). Kia and Louise take missions from their clients, and most (read: all) of their missions have something to do with seducing guys. Everybody in West Germany is gay, and women are either fujoshi or sluts. What a state after World War II…
Game System
It was not a long journey, but it was tiring as hell to get all these
This game has a “unique” system compared to other yaoi games. So, the player will play as two characters (the agents), and each character has six routes with at least 4 types of different endings for each route of the uke. Multiply 6 by 2, which is 12, then by 4, which is 48, and that will be the amount of ending each character has, not to mention the fact that each ending might have at least two sub-endings. As if it was not a pain already, the game has this annoying order of endings that will decide the “fate” of the other routes. Here’s an example to make things easier to understand. If the player got ending C of Silvio Wenzel, he might not get the good ending of Timo Wilkes. Why? I don’t know. Weird, right? There’s even more though. Some of the routes will even expire if the player got certain endings. For example, if the player got Ending C for both Silvio Wenzel’s and Timo Wilkes’ routes, then Eduard Wernicke’s route will expire aka it can’t be played. And let’s not forget the secret routes that can only be opened if the player gets A for all the endings. SO MUCH FUN, ISN’T IT. I recommend to google some walkthrough because some of them have the order of routes so that the player doesn’t have to repeat some routes twice. Now on to the type of endings:
Ending A – Good ending, and most of the stories are centered on this ending
Ending B – Normal ending I guess, since most of Ending B is Ending A without the epilogue
Ending C – Normal/Silly Ending, which means that Ending C will be ridiculous, an indirect way of slapping the word “Sucker!” to the player
Ending D – Bad ending. Either the character’s bitchuke will die or the character will get taken in the ass.
Never forget to save. Seriously, this will definitely save the time wasted on this porn.
Below are the pages that will lead to the two main characters. Page two leads to Kia, and page three leads to Louise. Page four is everything else plus end thoughts. Beware of the spoiler tag, because some of the images will make some boys traumatized for life, heh. Anyway, Enjoy!
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POWUH: Meta Team and Megane-chan with 3214 comments
I had no idea that post-war Germany was filled with gays, sluts and fujoshi. Man, you learn something new every day.
Wow Yura has come a long way and holy crap the route grades/routes expiring if you complete other routes sound like they’re a pain in the ass. But, uh, I guess you got some entertainment out of it. xD I’m curious, did you do the censoring yourself or did Kyo help?
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Lol yeah, seems like Germany was really screwed after WWII. Though I’m sure that would suit me just fine.
It was Kyo who did the censoring, and I provided some pictures for the censors. The smileys though. I just had to put that haruhi smiley face there
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
I was highly amused and spent at least two hours in finding the RIGHT POPSICLE! xD
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Ahahahaha Anaaga those edits are freaking hilarious! Good work~
Sooooo this is what you have been up too?! It looks like you had a tough job with this review fufufu
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Teheh, thanks Kyokai for that.
It saddens me that my longest post just has to be a yaoi post that’s full of sex. But that goes well with my title here, heh
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
Holy crap, the playability of this game is really fishy. It must have been a pain to get A in all routes and I thought I wanted to whine about how Dramatical Murder showed certain options at some points. Compared to this, DMMD was piece of cake.
Also, that CHINko mystery solved… Who could have thought? Anyways, quite a detailed review and I’m sure it took you dayyyyys to finish this. Good job!
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
You don’t like the options in DMMD? I actually like it waaayy better than Togainu no Chi since there are more options. Though the re:connect part is kind of meaningless. I mean, who gives a damn if they do it in the bathtub or not? Just do it!
It took me exactly a year to finish it, heh. Seeing those censored pictures made it worth it though.
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
Actually, they were much better than what you described so naah, they were all good. 😉