This is not what he wanted to find under the tree this Christmas
Shhh, just look at this cute dog and everything will be okay.
Alright, where’s the porn at?
I’m really upset she didn’t get a magical bones transformation scene like Sakurako
*music plays* Now I ain’t sayin she’s a gravedigger~
The only time he’ll ever be between those legs!
“Sakurako-san, what do you see?” “I see a dumbass who doesn’t know how personal space works, that’s what”
The curse of the painting is just that this guy has terrible taste in art
She won’t bite unless there’s a bone
SURPRISE!!! I got you this fun-filled gift suitable for all ages!