Feb14
Kia WelBehenna
Kia with (half) his bitches
One of the main characters in this game, voiced by Oda Yusei/Arima Katsuaki (Kengo in Little Busters!). He is rough, unrefined, manly, and very blunt. He has manly hobby too, from owning Harley Davidson to having a German shepherd as pet. His troubling past has his abusive father and dead mother. He vows not to say “I love you” ever as the one he said that to is dead (his mother).
Silvio Wenzel / Black Cross (Schwarz Kreuz)
He is a sexy thief who has this habit of stealing art pieces born from the Porto family. Seriously, he’s hot. His eyes are red man, red. Did I also mention that he wears red bandage to cover his eyes? That’s hot. Silvio Wenzel is voiced by Sakai Yu, but I have no idea who that it because I was unable to find him on the internet (I got the Sakai Yu who sang Kimi to Boku‘s song instead). Maybe it’s an alias since most of the seiyuu in this game used their alias.
Anyhow, since Silvio is a thief, this makes him a thorn for the German police officers. So, Simon Hertzch, a police officer, hires Kia to torture him physically and mentally. I don’t know how having sex with Silvio can torture him, but alright~ Hertzch’s daughter was also accidentally killed during one of Silvio’s action (at the wrong place at the wrong time), so Hertzch seeks revenge for that too.
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Ending A – Kia wants to meet Schwarz Kreuz right away, so Kia catches Schwarz during his action. Schwarz manages to escape though. Since Kia is an impatient man, he sets a trap to lure him, and of course, the trap works. As usual, the formula Kia plus another man equals heavenly “rape,” so Kia screws Schwarz Kreuz until morning. The next morning, Schwarz tells the persistent Kia why he keeps stealing: to solve the riddle his gardener, Hans (an ex-thief), left him before he died. At the same time, he wants to recover the pocket watch his mother had been so fond of, which was part of Porto family’s antique. It seems that Silvio’s mother is the last descendant of the Porto family and all that. Man, is this Porto family even real?
Anyhow, Kia offers his help to solve Hans’ riddle, and together they ride the wave of fabulous homo life. Er, I mean, they manage to solve the riddle together. During their adventure though, Kia accidentally sees Gallacher giving a woman a ride to church – a woman who suspiciously resembles his mother. To make it even worse, it was the day of Kia’s father’s death. Innocent Kia shakes his suspicion off though. Anyhow, the Hans’ riddle is actually the pocket watch that belonged to Silvio’s mother. After some tear-jerking moments, Silvio confesses his love to Kia, and they continue to ride the wave of fabulous homo life for real.
Looks like Kia is enjoying his “sausage”
Ending B – Ending A without the silly epilogue and Kia seeing Gallacher driving for a suspicious woman. This is triggered when Kia goes to the library’s cafeteria instead of taking a walk outside. Instead of seeing Gallacher, Kia and Silvio bump on Inspector Simon.
Ending C – Kia’s fate is set on Ending C if he investigates on Schwarz Kreuz instead of meeting him in person. It has three instances:
- The first ending is where Kia tries to rape Schwarz Kreuz on the roof, but his butler hits Kia on his head. Kia is left alone with a “Dumbass!” card. And here I thought I could get some roof sex…
- The second ending has an impatient Kia, waiting for Schwarz Kreuz. He gets drunk instead of ambushing Schwarz Kreuz.
- If Kia goes along with the whole Darnes idea (or whatever it is), Kia and Silvio will end up losing their library sources, having to start their research again from scratch. There’s also this ending where Kia gets dumped after a night of sex.
Ending D – Everything in ending A, except that Kia will be taken by Silvio if both of them go to a hotel instead of the mansion. Lesson? Always choose the nicer place to have sex.
Timo Wilkes
Slut. Er, I mean… Yeah, he’s a slut. Er, high class gay prostitute who’s voiced by Shibahara Haruka (Hayama Keiichi in hentai Masho no Kao). Timo’s mother died when he was young, so he was left alone with his father who happens to be a judge. Unfortunately, Timo’s father is a tsun because he can’t express his love for Timo. Thinking that his father is a big bad man for ignoring him, Timo believes his father to be an unproffesional judge, and repays his father’s tsun side by becoming a prostitute. Unable to stand seeing his son like this, Timo’s father hires Kia to give his son a taste of “true love,” or whatever that can stop him from wiggling his butt to other men.
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Ending A – Timo “seeks revenge” from his father by sneaking into his study and stealing his paperwork. Kia then suggests that both of them should see the defendant’s place. It turns out that the defendant is an ordinary girl. Timo insults his father in front of the girl, but she slaps Timo. The girl then tells Timo that his father is a fair judge and unlike other judges, he’s not corrupt and willing to take small cases that don’t really matter, such as hers. Realizing how he’s been such a spoiled brat, Timo stops being a prostitute and becomes a law student, wanting to be a judge just like his father. With Kia by his side, of course.
Ending B – Triggers when Timo does anything except kissing Kia. Ending B is almost the same as ending A. The only difference is that Timo doesn’t sneak into his own house but goes to the defendant’s place right away. Timo decides that he’ll stop being a prostitute and finds a better way to get his father’s attention. Timo doesn’t confess to Kia though and is left unaware of Kia’s love for him. So Timo changes, but he doesn’t end up with Kia.
Kia’s sitting position is still a mystery till now
Ending C – If Kia lies and tells the receptionist that he reserved Timo already, ending C will be triggered. It has two instances:
- Everything is the same until the part where Kia offers his help to seeks revenge from Timo’s dad. If Timo thinks about it some more, he refuses Kia’s help because he prefers to have sex with him instead. Yeah, I know. Weird. How is non-stop sex a bad ending?
- If Timo refuses Kia’s help right away, Kia then leaves but not without leaving the defendant’s address to Timo. Timo goes to the defendant’s place only to find out that his father is actually a good person. Confused, Timo runs outside and stumbles on Kia. He then realizes that Kia actually knew about his father’s attitude better. This makes him feels betrayed because he thinks that his father trusts Kia more than him, but he also feels ashamed of himself for not trying to understand his own father. Timo becomes a lump of negative attitude and depression, and he stays a prostitute because he thinks that’s the best occupation for a person like himself.
Eduard Wernicke
The very first route I played for this game, possibly the funnest route before I played Ferdinand’s route. Seriously, I had a blast, and I think I gave my twitter friends one too because the script in Eduard’s route is ridiculously amusing. Anyhow, voiced by Akio Suyama (Ichiro Ogami in Sakura Taisen, Hige in Wolf’s Rain), Eduard is from a rich family who devoted his life to God. He’s a priest-in-training, and lots of people think that he will become the next bishop. Kia’s mission is to seduce Eduard and “steal” him from God *snorts*
Kia happily accepts the mission since he has this grudge against God for taking the people he loved. Apparently death doesn’t exist in Kia’s dictionary. Anyhow, Eduard’s route is just him running away and succumbing to Kia’s persistence. Kia also happens to be the man Eduard once fell in love with when he passed by him in the market (lolwut) before Eduard became a priest-in-training. So, it’s harder for Eduard to reject Kia and he gets horny easily too… Man, he even had a boner just by having his chin touched by Kia. Maybe this is the origin of the word “CHINko.” Oh man, I just solved one of the mysteries of this world!
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Ending A – Eduard gives in to Kia, and he has sex with him on the altar. ALTAR. Yep, Eduard wants to confess his sins by doing IT in front of God, so that’s why he asks Kia to have sex with him on the altar. Few months later, all the flashback mysteries are solved. It turns out that the mysterious client who hired Kia was Eduard himself. He overheard his father mentioning Kia’s name and wanting to meet him to confirm whether he was the man he saw in the market, Eduard hired Kia to seduce him, while testing his love for God at the same time. Eduard is later seen in his father’s mansion, quitting his priest business.
Ending B – The difference with ending A is that Eduard asks Kia to have sex with him inside his room. He’s too ashamed to “face” God apparently. Here, Eduard tells Kia that he loves him, but he also loves God. Kia accepts the half-hearted relationship, still hating God as usual. *snorts again*
Forget confession booth sex, the trend now is ALTAR SEX WOOOH
Ending C – The bad endings here happens to be the best. This is triggered when Eduard keeps avoiding Kia.
- Kia traps Eduard inside a barn, and he succumbs to Kia’s temptations. They only have oral sex though, unlike the other two endings. Eduard then tells Kia to pick him up tomorrow because Eduard has to take care of his stuff before leaving the way of celibacy. Unfortunately, that same night, the statue of Jesus inside the church falls on Eduard while he was praying, and he is squished to death... Too bad there’s no CG for this ending.
- The second ending is triggered when Eduard runs from Kia but later on accepts Kia. After some sex in the shack (even though it has the same background as the barn, hmmm), Eduard dreams of the angelic version of himself crying. Waking up, Eduard realizes that he needs to atone for his sin. So, he leaves Kia completely and gets back to the path of priesthood while “carrying the burden of Kia’s broken heart.”
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POWUH: Meta Team and Megane-chan with 3214 comments
I had no idea that post-war Germany was filled with gays, sluts and fujoshi. Man, you learn something new every day.
Wow Yura has come a long way and holy crap the route grades/routes expiring if you complete other routes sound like they’re a pain in the ass. But, uh, I guess you got some entertainment out of it. xD I’m curious, did you do the censoring yourself or did Kyo help?
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Lol yeah, seems like Germany was really screwed after WWII. Though I’m sure that would suit me just fine.
It was Kyo who did the censoring, and I provided some pictures for the censors. The smileys though. I just had to put that haruhi smiley face there
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
I was highly amused and spent at least two hours in finding the RIGHT POPSICLE! xD
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Ahahahaha Anaaga those edits are freaking hilarious! Good work~
Sooooo this is what you have been up too?! It looks like you had a tough job with this review fufufu
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Teheh, thanks Kyokai for that.
It saddens me that my longest post just has to be a yaoi post that’s full of sex. But that goes well with my title here, heh
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
Holy crap, the playability of this game is really fishy. It must have been a pain to get A in all routes and I thought I wanted to whine about how Dramatical Murder showed certain options at some points. Compared to this, DMMD was piece of cake.
Also, that CHINko mystery solved… Who could have thought? Anyways, quite a detailed review and I’m sure it took you dayyyyys to finish this. Good job!
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
You don’t like the options in DMMD? I actually like it waaayy better than Togainu no Chi since there are more options. Though the re:connect part is kind of meaningless. I mean, who gives a damn if they do it in the bathtub or not? Just do it!
It took me exactly a year to finish it, heh. Seeing those censored pictures made it worth it though.
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
Actually, they were much better than what you described so naah, they were all good. 😉