Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders S2 – 11
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I wanted the D’Arby fight to go on for longer, it was so fun to watch the gang try and outwit a pro gambler at his own game. But then we’d have no time for Dio! Sometimes, sacrifices must be made… |
I was wondering how Jotaro would win at poker against a bonafide poker pro. Jotaro may be an expert at holding a constant deadpan expression, but he’s not particularly good at thinking outside the box. If Jotaro has a problem, he’ll punch his way directly through that problem instead of going around it. He’s the kind of guy who would kick a tree down if it were in his way instead of going around it. He’s just not particularly inclined towards being wily since someone as strong as him doesn’t have the need to outsmart his opponents. Why worry about strategizing when a good punch can get the job done, right? If I could solve all my problems through violence, I would. This is one of the rare times Jotaro can’t win with strength alone, so he has to play it smart. This is probably the only time Jotaro will be forced to use his brain for an intellectual battle.
So of course, he wins through sheer intimidation.
zawa…zawa…zawa…
Jotaro’s brilliant strategy is to say “fuck it”, bet everything, and then make D’Arby so scared he loses the match. Even when placed in an arena that encourages a sharp wit, Jotaro relied on strong-arming his opponents into submission. Jesus Christ, Jotaro! You really do win every fight by being a total thug! It’s ridiculous that Jotaro wins through such a roundabout way, but that’s what makes the whole showdown so fun. It’s completely the opposite of what you’d expect it to take to win a match of poker. Personally, I was expecting some genius card-counting strategy or some unbelievable cheat. It was his legendary bluff that brought him victory.
D’Arby being a pro gambler may have actually been a disadvantage against a beginner gambler like Jotaro who isn’t afraid to use unorthodox methods. Yes, even more unorthodox than making a kid do your dirty work. D’Arby is a scary opponent because although he likes to play it risky by gambling, he also takes every step possible to assure his victory. He hired all these people to work for him and probably bought that cat just so he could win bets with it. WHO BUYS A CAT JUST TO WIN A BET? D’Arby does, and that’s how I know the guy is nuts and not to be messed with. Cat-buying bastard. No wonder he’s so smug – because he’s got almost every element of the bet under his control. He doesn’t even have to worry about losing his own soul.
It’s a big deal to see him lose his cool and start to question himself even when he thought he had perfectly accounted for everything. Logically, he should have called the bluff since the kid was dealing for him and D’Arby didn’t see Star Platinum try and swap cards for a very rare winning hand. But it’s just so terrifying to see someone sign off the souls of all their friends with such certainty. If they were betting that 1+1=2, Jotaro could have convinced D’Arby that it wasn’t true.
Jotaro is truly a terrifying sight here with his baby blue cocktail
And of course, the whole event is even sweeter to think about in retrospect. Now that we know how terrible Jotaro’s hand was, D’Arby’s reaction seems completely ridiculous. I especially love how he got worked up over Jotaro daintily sipping some fruity-looking drink while waiting for a response. The (hilariously censored) smoking also really rubbed him the wrong way. The escalation of the event from D’Arby waving it off as Jotaro being dumb to pure terror was wonderful. It was nail-bitingly tense. I’m not surprised people hyped up D’Arby so much because it’s a really unique change of pace for the show. It plays with your expectations and gives you a real show. I suspected Jotaro had a shitty hand, but even I was starting to believe his bluff in the end. I was dying to see their hands and how the betting war would go, and they stretched it out juuuust enough to keep me on the edge of my seat.
On a side note…I wonder if Kakyoin would be a great gambler or a terrible one. I can picture him secretly being a cardshark for some reason.
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Fun fact about Kakyoin: he would fit right in at the next Evo.
POWUH: Meta Team and The Mad Scientist with 5525 comments
Evo?
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You’ll see *gogogogogo*
POWUH: iLurker with 13 comments
Still the only reason Jotaro won was because D’Arby was too scared of DIO to call Jotaro’s bluff.
POWUH: Meta Team and The Mad Scientist with 5525 comments
Yeah, Jotaro really pulled that win out of his ass. He’s a lucky guy.
POWUH: Meta Team and Meta-Analyst with 3844 comments
Hahaha Life Cool.
In other news: All my bears are dying for love! T_T
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I’ll be watching Yurikuma tonight! Because that is the
sexycool way.POWUH: Meta Team and Meta-Analyst with 3844 comments
Shabadabu~
*Kira*
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When you know the deck is stacked against you, bluff like your life depends on it! Cause it is, and it is!
My deepest respects to D’arby’s VA. The nuances of gurgling for two almost three straight minutes has to take some rare skill. I thought the character was going to turn inside out at one moment, which would have been par for Jojo’s course…
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Jotaro wishes he had an imouto to join in his adventures. 😛
It is always fun when the deck is stacked against you and then you proceed to pummel the opposition with WTF.
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That’s true! I wonder how many takes it took before he got that gurgling perfectly down.
Also, a shoutout to the way he said RRRRRRRAISE. I couldn’t find a way to work that into the post.
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…sometimes a comment has to give you the queue…
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So I just found this while not doing anything of value to the world. It is a wonderful interview with Araki, it has his thoughts on 6 of the eight parts of JoJo’s, interesting facts on how the manga gets made, and professes Araki’s 3 greatest loves: Muscles, poses, and serial killers.
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Cool, thanks!
I pictured Araki as a gruff, Jojo-like guy but it turns out he’s a skinny, noodle person. I don’t know why I thought he’d be as buff as his characters…
Araki is such a sweet guy, I want to be his best friend!
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You Fool!! That is just a disguise!! Araki is actually a Vampire!!!
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Hmm…We Wonder ourselves that…why every time jotaro was smoking, his mouth put to a black thing or sort (OK, We know about this alright)…hopefully that in the next story (the unbreakable diamond) that black thing on jotaro’s mouth is gone!
also…i heard that one of the story arcs will canned (but it can be watch on home videos ie: BD/DVD) in favor of some…oh wait never mind about that…i was kinda bit curious about well…story arcs or sort…
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I know they have to censor underaged smoking but come on…the black blob doesn’t hide the fact that it’s still happening!
Ah, so they’re finally skipping something. I heard it’s been pretty faithful at adapting all/most of the fights until now. Interesting…