A fujoshi, a yandere lover, and OMG A MALE!
Anaaga: Yeah, yeah, SIH at the tenth episode. But who cares really? It’s just Chiaki and Hatori T___T But I guess watching it with lots of people will be fun, ne? And guess what? WE GOT A DUDE AND A YANDERE! That’s right, Elyandere from Sekijitsu and pp from Otakurean is joining me to watch SIH!”
Elyandere: I’ve always wanted to be an okaa-san ;w; THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! Er…I mean…SIH time! WOO!!!
Pp: GMT +10 I WAKE UP AT 10AM JUST TO WATCH YAOI. Lol, sounds wrong.
Anaaga: LOL ANYTHING FOR YAOI xD
Elyandere: LOL I’d give up sleep for yaoi…. And I have….O.O
Anaaga: LOL I’ve skipped school just for yaoi xD
Elyandere: OMFG I admire your devotion as a fangirl :’D
Anaaga: Thank you. I feel appreciated :’D
Anaaga: Geh Chiaki. KYA KAMIYAN
Elyandere: KAMIYAN He’s my favorite >w>
Pp: Dark rings @_@
Anaaga: Bad for girls. Poor Chiaki D:
Elyandere: He’s probably drawing Chiaki naked
Anaaga: Maybe. That’s like worse than stalking
Elyandere: OMG HE IS DRAWING HIM
Pp: Touchy boy. Rice is easy to cook!
Anaaga: RIGHT!? Or he has no rice cooker xD
Pp: IT IS!
Elyandere: LOL HIS LAUGH IS SO CUTE. O.O
Pp: LOL Awkward
Elyandere: ECCHI. OH NO HE DIDNT
Anaaga: HOLY SHIIIIITTTT. HATORIIIIIIII. PP SQUEAL NOW!
Elyandere: SQUEE WITH US LMAO
Pp: *SQUEALLLLS* I can’t believe I did that. My pride as a man has totally went out the window.
Anaaga: YES YOU DID *pat* It’s OK. Awww Chiaki so cute :3
Elyandere: It’s his only good quality <3
Anaaga: God, so stupid. Email!? CALL DAMN IT
Pp: How do they get so skinny?? I don’t see any odd sized guys!
Elyandere: THEY JUST ARE
Anaaga: They’re always on a diet
Elyandere: He’s cheating on you! Fo sho.
Anaaga: LOL. In yaoi, you don’t get buffy guys. That’s another genre.
Elyandere: Yeah, isn’t that called bara or something?
Anaaga: Yeah, bara. Hatori puhleeze. Excuses excuses excuses.
Elyandere: YOU SERIOUS CHIAKI?
Anaaga: DAMN IT CHIAKI SO DENSE
Anaaga: HATORI SO BLUNT. FFFFUUUUUUUU CHIAKI FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Elyandere: HE. IS. SO. DUMB.
Pp: LOL LOL *Do you really not know why?* LOL NORMAL CONTACT
Anaaga: OH GOD RAPE YES YES YES
Elyandere: YES. THEY’RE ON BED AT LEAST.
Pp: YES NO RAPE
Anaaga: LOL SLEEPING BEFORE SEX IS THE WORST. IMAGINE HATORI’S BONER.
Elyandere: HATORI DRUGGED HIM. THEN RAPE HIM. THAT’S WHAT I WILL BELIEVE
Anaaga: So lonely. LOL ELYANDERE IN DENIAL
Pp: I WANT THAT BREAKFAST TOO
Anaaga: ME TOO. NEED HUSBAND LIKE THAT.
Elyandere: LOL Hatori is like a housewife
Pp: I only have a lame bowl of cereal
Anaaga: I don’t eat breakfast D: Goddamn Chiaki
Elyandere: Why can’t they just compromise? Threesome!
Anaaga: What day is it? I wonder…
Elyandere: I have no idea O.O
Pp: How can guys get so jealous!
Anaaga: CHIAKI YOU’RE THE BLOCKHEAD
Elyandere: Hey, Chiaki, you mad?
Anaaga: YES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Elyandere: OMFG MONKEYS
Pp: OH LOL WE WENT WITH THE RIVAL BF
Anaaga: STUPID STUPIF STUPID
Elyandere: Is he… Retarded?
Anaaga: Yes, I think he escaped from the mental hospital
Elyandere: THAT IS THE WORST THING HE COULD DO
Pp: He will get raped.
Elyandere: WOMEN GTFO
Anaaga: WTF OH GOD IT’S THAT DAY
Pp: HE FORGOT OMG
Elyandere: …He forgot his birthday. DERP.
Pp: No birthday suit action for him
Elyandere: Hatori is mad… That he forgot HIS OWN birthday?
Anaaga: Because he spent the time with Yuu on his birthday, not with Hatori
Anaaga: GODDAMN HATORI BEST GIFTS EVER
Pp: It’s like spending birthday with your ex instead of ur current other half. Punch in the face.
Elyandere: True, but in this case Yuu is voiced by Kamiyan. IT’S UNDERSTANDABLE
Anaaga: NO IT’S NOT. HE’S IN THE WAY OF MANLY LOVE. NEED. SEX.
Elyandere: Ditch Chiaki altogether. YUU X HATORI
Anaaga: T____________T Chiaki fails at pretending
Pp: Yuu acting tsun! Wine = Rape
Anaaga: LOL Pp knows the route of yaoi
Pp: DRAW IN NUDE
Anaaga: GET A BONER WHILE DRAWING
Pp: GET NAKED
Elyandere: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES
Anaaga: Jeez Yuu using guilty trip?
Pp: Yuu is so happy. Oh bby
Anaaga: Don’t like Yuu. SO SKINNY.
Pp: OMG Yuu’s face!!!
Elyandere: OH SNAP
Anaaga: HOLY SHIT THE CONFESSION
Elyandere: CHIAKI NO BAKA
Anaaga: CHIAKI NO RETARDED. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HIS BBBBBOOONNNNNEEESSSSSSSSSS
Pp: ROFL are you really trying to say that u love me?
Anaaga: LOL OH GOD RAPE
Elyandere: RAAAAAPE THOSE EYES THIS BGM
Pp: RAPE DAMNIT
Anaaga: OH THAT VOICE. LOL PP
Elyandere: SHIT JUST GOT SCARY
Anaaga: SEXY SEXY
Pp: I WOKE UP EARLY TO SEE RAPE. Aww
Anaaga: LOL PP. OH GOD FUCKIN PHONE. NEED SSSEEEEXXXXXX FUCK
Pp: Tori gonna save the day
Anaaga: Pp I know you want rape. I KNOW YOU WANT IT
Pp: Tori x Chiaki would be better
Anaaga: YES I GET AN ALLY
Elyandere: Haha I dunno, I’m not too crazy about Chiaki or Hatori
Pp: Tori so compromising!
Anaaga: Tori so sweet! <3
Pp: Bet Tori is tsun
Anaaga: Yeah he is. AAAAAAWWW HATORI
Pp: Now he will run back to rape Tori
Anaaga: Probably. Sex with Tori
Elyandere: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST GET RAPED? I don’t even care anymore who it is! xD
Anaaga: LOL RELAX
Pp: RUNNING OFF WITHOUT PAYING
Anaaga: AAAAAAAWWW CHIAKI. HOMG MY SEX ANTENNA IS TINGLING
Pp: BIRTHDAY SUIT TIME
Elyandere: LOL DAWWWWWWWWWW
Anaaga: AAAAAWWWW CHIAKI. PP: SQUEAL DAMN IT
Anaaga: YYYYYEEEESSSSS SEX ASAAAAAAPPPP
Pp: SQUEAL!!!! KYAAAA!!! SEX TONIGHT WORK TOMORROW
Anaaga: SLEEPOVER SEX COMING THROUGH
Pp: BEER = RAPE RAPE RAPE
Anaaga: THAT SMILE. YES CHIAKI IS STUPID
Pp: Aww just having u here is enough for me
Anaaga: AAAAAWWW TORRIIII SMILES. THE WORLD IS ENDING
Pp: Sex toys!
Anaaga: LOL DILDOS
Elyandere: FFFFFFFFF BONDAGE…………I’m so dissapointed
Pp: YA HE WANTS SEX TOYS NOT PAPER
Anaaga: LOL HAVING SEX WITH PAPER INSTEAD OF SEX TOYS
Elyandere: LIKE SEX
Anaaga: SEX COMING THROUGH
Pp: OH GOD
Anaaga: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH GOD
Elyandere: OH MIGAWWWWWD
Anaaga: AAAAHHHH THAT LINE
Pp: I’ll give you myself
Elyandere: DDDAAAAWWW THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS
Pp: OMG KISSING
Anaaga: KKKKKKKKIIIIISSSSSSSSS. NO BECAUSE HE WANTS SEX
Pp: HUGGING. Foreplay prior to sex
Elyandere: Lol his smell. FINALLY
Anaaga: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH. Lol Tori so possessive. Has the potential to be a yandere LOL
Elyandere: YANDERE? *w* WOO
Anaaga: HUURR DUUUHH CHIAKI
Pp: Because I get jealous! ROFL
Anaaga: NO BECAUSE HE’S STUPID
Elyandere: Yeah, how is it that Chiaki writes romance stories? WHEN HE’S THIS DUMB
Pp: OH. Butt
Anaaga: It’s shoujo, what do you expect?
Elyandere: Sexy whispering xD
Pp: WHAT NO RAPE ACTION
Anaaga: FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK NNNNNNOOOOOO SSSSSSSEEEEEXXXXXXXX
Elyandere: WTF WTF WTF WTF
Pp: WHY YOU NO RAPE
Anaaga: FUCK FUCK FUCK. NNNNEEED RRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEE
Elyandere: STUDIP DEEEEEN *shakes fists*
Pp: Now I’m sad
Anaaga: Why? You want rape?
Pp: I woke up early, was expecting rape!
Anaaga: LOLOLOLOLOL HATORIIIIIII
Elyandere: LMAO He’s so pissed. He’s twitching xD
Anaaga: LOL HATORII LOL CHIAKI. LLLLLLOOOOLLLLL
Pp: I want to work in a manga company too
Elyandere: His eyes say “get nekkid now”
Anaaga: LOL I think it’s more like “rape.” Pp: you still mad?
Pp: What… there are pretty girls in that show too. Although the only got like 20 seconds screen time
Elyandere: LMAO At least there was… almost rape… >:3>
Pp: Gosh seriously, why no rape =( Three times almost happened!
Anaaga: LOL Pp is the most disappointed among us all xD
Elyandere: Because DEEN wants us all to suffer
Anaaga: Stupid Bill 156
Pp: Of COURSE I AM!!
Anaaga: *pats Pp* Yeah, no sex too this week =( Chiaki tells Hatori that he wants to go to the hot spring with Yuu, but then Hatori gets mad for no reason, asking Chiaki about a day or something like that. Which Chiaki doesn’t know of course, since he’s stupid. Because of that, Chiaki and Hatori have a huge fight. Anyhow, in the hot spring, Yuu gives Chiaki a birthday cake, and then Chiaki remembers that it’s his birthday! Like Elyandere says, DERP. Now he knows why Hatori is mad: Chiaki is spending his birthday with someone other than his lover. Chiaki decides to ditch Yuu before he gets raped by Yuu and goes to Hatori’s apartment so that he can spend the remaining of his birthday with Hatori. Of course, they had sex. BUT STUDIO DEEN DIDN’T SHOW IT TO US T_____T
Anaaga: ……..NNNNNOOOOO SSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Pp: YEAHHH WHY NO RAPE?!!!
Elyandere: This episode was such a tease TwT
Pp: I know right! 3 times to boot!
Anaaga: RIGHT!? It’s like they’re going to do it but NO, do it but NO. And when they did it, Studion DEEN CENSORED IT OR LEAVE IT OUT GGGGGGRRRRRRR
Elyandere: It’s not fair ;_;
Pp: T_T Why why why why. It’s not like I wake up early every day just to watch yaoi!
Elyandere: I just… I just want to watch Chiaki get raped in the ass ;w; IS THAT SO WRONG!?
Anaaga: NO IT’S NOT WRONG. WE ALL WANT RAPE HERE
Pp: They should make a special episode for meee =D
Anaaga: LOL Special Pp Episode: Rape
Elyandere: LMAO I want to see that xD
Pp: All of us would be happy
Anaaga: LOL We’re all going to be squealing like mad.
Pp: Chants, “We want rape, we want rape.”
Anaaga: Back to SIH. I like Hatori in this episode. He’s so ddddaaaaaawwww
Pp: Yah Tori is a nice chap
Elyandere: He was better than before. Less… Creepy
Anaaga: Yeah. He was such an ass. Now he’s better
Pp: But a bit tsun sometimes
Elyandere: This is my least favorite couple I think >_>
Anaaga: This is my second. They’re so-so. But NNNGGGGGHHH KAMIYAAAAANN. THAT VOICEEEEEE
Elyandere: KAMIYAN IN YAOI < 3333333
Pp: Can’t wait to see more Yuu
Anaaga: I didn’t know Kamiyan can do seme!
Pp: Yuu looks like an evil rapist
Anaaga: LOL yeah that he is
Elyandere: I WISH he was a rapist
Pp: He draws naked guys for god sake! he is a evil rapist XD
Anaaga: And his eyes are red too, but that’s another matter
Elyandere: LOL His eyes are awesome. I still can’t believe that Chiaki forgot his own birthday @w@
Anaaga: But it’s good that Yuu is evil here. Sometimes he’s just too nice to the point where it scares me D:
Pp: I should avoid drinking beer or wine with my roommate now…I want to avoid getting raped like Chiaki (//v//)
Elyandere: OMG PP DRINK LOTS OF WINE
Anaaga: OR BEER. BEER IS BETTER
Elyandere: THEN SEND UP PICTURES *shot*
Pp: NOOO I’LL BE RAPED LIKE CHIAKI.
Anaaga: THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT
Elyandere: Hahaha xD We’re trying to get you raped, Pp
Pp: Oh gosh
Anaaga: But how’s your impression of yaoi, Pp? As a guy? I’m curious about it xD
Pp: Hmmm well. It’s not as bad as I thought. As in, I was expecting rape every five seconds. But turns out there wasn’t ANY at all
Elyandere: Wait, didn’t you say you wanted more rape?
Anaaga: He EXPECTS rape. Nishishishi
Pp: xD I mean initially that’s my impression. But the story is kinda good
Anaaga: You like the story?
Pp: Ya very shoujo-ish. Which is something I like but never told the world
Elyandere: There’s no shame in loving shoujo =D
Pp: Gosh, half my manga collection back at home are Pink in color
Anaaga: People got their own taste :3
Pp: Shoujo story is the best
Elyandere: OMG YOU ARE THE BEST GUY EVER
Anaaga: I LIKE YOU MORE AND MORE NOW. *whisper * I think Pp is a yaoi fanboy now
Elyandere: *whisper* I think so too >w>
Pp: I’m not a yaoi fanboy! But SIH is a good show
Anaaga: But yeah, yaoi is like shoujo. Just kick the females with bunch of guys. And the sex is with ass xD THEY’RE JUST SO PWETTY
Pp: That’s true (//v//)
Elyandere: Yeah, sometimes you can’t tell the ukes are guys xD
Anaaga: Ritsu, Chiaki, and Kisa don’t look like doodes
Elyandere: Yeah they don’t
Pp: Ya would recommend normal guys to watch SIH =D
Anaaga: I tried. Never work >.<
Pp: But then again for normal guys to watch SIH, they need to like shoujo first =/ Which is hard
Elyandere: True =/
Anaaga: True, not a lot of guys like shoujo. And some of them need to pretend that the guys are girls. Which will be hard, with the male voice and all that
Pp: What that’s silly
Anaaga: They just don’t like the idea of guys making out with other guys
Pp: Aww then he shouldn’t watch xD
Elyandere: Pffft, they don’t know what they’re missing. They should try it *w*
Anaaga: TRUE. We need more guys like Pp xD
Pp: Oh gosh I’m not gona make out with real guys. That would be scary
Elyandere: DO EET AND SEND US PICTURES
Pp: Real guy isn’t like SIH!
Elyandere: You see what youv’e gotten yourself into?
Anaaga: DRINK BEER AND MAKE OUT WITH YOUR ROOMATE
Elyandere: Awww we’re just kidding (…kind of…)
Pp: I shall crawl to my bed and cover myself with blanket, fearing for my life
Anaaga: Yeah really, we’re not serious… *mumble mumble*
Pp: (//V//) B-but. Hahaha
Elyandere: I bet pp would be the uke *shot* OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’m done now
Pp: Now I gotta wait for ANOTHER WEEK FOR SIH
Anaaga: He’s actually liking SIH =D
Pp: I know. I’m amazed that I like it
Anaaga: It’s official: pp has the potential to be a yaoi fanboy
Pp: (//v//) aaaawwwwww
Elyandere: I’m so proud TwT *patpat*
Anaaga: He’s such a grown up now TwT
Pp: Now the whole internet would know that
Anaaga: That you like SIH?
Elyandere: pp, will you be my son? *w*
Anaaga: HOLY SHIT ELYON
Pp: I call you daddy? Or mommy?
Elyandere: Call me Okaa-san =D
Pp: Okaa-san =D !
Anaaga: Aww, I feel so warm and fuzzy now
Elyandere: Me too <3
Anaaga: Look what SIH had done to us… A new family is born! :3
Pp: So what is ero ojou-sama to me?
Anaaga: I’m your sista! :3
Elyandere: Wait, so doesn’t that mean I’m your mom too? O.O
Anaaga: I’m adopted LOL
Elyandere: Ah I see
Pp: That means I can date my adopted sister!
Anaaga: Evil big sister that’s trying to convert Pp into a yaoi fanboy >=D
Elyandere: No! Okaa-san won’t let you date until after you’re married
Pp: >..<< Okaa-san whyyy
Anaaga: AND THE POINT IS: SIH EPISODE 10 SUCKS. NO SEX
Elyandere: LOL somehow we totally lost track of what we were talking about xD
Anaaga: BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT A NEW FAMILY
Pp: INDEED =D
Anaaga: AND A NEW YAOI FANBOY
Pp: *group hug*
Elyandere: Next time is Ritsu!
Anaaga: YYYAAAAYY RITSU
Anaaga: I hope there’s going to be sex next week :3
Pp: I doubt so. I don’t think there will be rape next week T_T
Elyandere: There won’t be ;w; I’ve given up hope
Anaaga: At least there’s groping in Ritsu’s Arc =D
Elyandere: True, at least there’s that =(
Anaaga: LOL pp really wants to see rape
Elyandere: I don’t blame him! I’M WITH YOU PP!
Pp: THAT’S WHY I WOKE UP EARLY FOR XD
Anaaga: LOL WAKE UP EARLY FOR YAOI RAPE
Elyandere: TwT The world needs more people like him
Anaaga: It’s official: Pp is a yaoi fanboy