Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi – 10

A fujoshi, a yandere lover, and OMG A MALE!

Anaaga: Yeah, yeah, SIH at the tenth episode. But who cares really? It’s just Chiaki and Hatori T___T But I guess watching it with lots of people will be fun, ne? And guess what? WE GOT A DUDE AND A YANDERE! That’s right, Elyandere from Sekijitsu and pp from Otakurean is joining me to watch SIH!”

Elyandere: I’ve always wanted to be an okaa-san ;w; THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! Er…I mean…SIH time! WOO!!!

Pp: GMT +10 I WAKE UP AT 10AM JUST TO WATCH YAOI. Lol, sounds wrong.

Anaaga: LOL ANYTHING FOR YAOI xD

Elyandere: LOL  I’d give up sleep for yaoi…. And I have….O.O

Anaaga: LOL I’ve skipped school just for yaoi xD

Elyandere: OMFG I admire your devotion as a fangirl :’D

Anaaga: Thank you. I feel appreciated :’D

Anaaga: Geh Chiaki. KYA KAMIYAN

Elyandere: KAMIYAN He’s my favorite >w>

Pp: Dark rings @_@

Anaaga: Bad for girls. Poor Chiaki D:

Elyandere: He’s probably drawing Chiaki naked

Anaaga: Maybe. That’s like worse than stalking

Elyandere: OMG HE IS DRAWING HIM

Pp: Ooh

Anaaga: LOL

Elyandere: Kyaaaaa

Pp: Touchy boy. Rice is easy to cook!

Anaaga: RIGHT!? Or he has no rice cooker xD

Pp: IT IS!

Elyandere: LOL HIS LAUGH IS SO CUTE. O.O

Anaaga: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

Pp: LOL Awkward

Elyandere: ECCHI. OH NO HE DIDNT

Anaaga: HOLY SHIIIIITTTT. HATORIIIIIIII. PP SQUEAL NOW!

Elyandere: SQUEE WITH US LMAO

Pp: *SQUEALLLLS* I can’t believe I did that. My pride as a man has totally went out the window.

Anaaga: YES YOU DID *pat* It’s OK. Awww Chiaki so cute :3

Elyandere: It’s his only good quality <3

Anaaga: God, so stupid. Email!? CALL DAMN IT

Pp: How do they get so skinny?? I don’t see any odd sized guys!

Elyandere: THEY JUST ARE

Anaaga: They’re always on a diet

Elyandere: He’s cheating on you! Fo sho.

Anaaga: LOL. In yaoi, you don’t get buffy guys. That’s another genre.

Elyandere: Yeah, isn’t that called bara or something?

Anaaga: Yeah, bara. Hatori puhleeze. Excuses excuses excuses.

Elyandere: YOU SERIOUS CHIAKI?

Anaaga: DAMN IT CHIAKI SO DENSE

Pp: KIK

Elyandere: JEALOUSY

Anaaga: HATORI SO BLUNT. FFFFUUUUUUUU CHIAKI FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Elyandere: HE. IS. SO. DUMB.

Pp: LOL LOL *Do you really not know why?* LOL NORMAL CONTACT

Anaaga: OH GOD RAPE YES YES YES

Elyandere: YES. THEY’RE ON BED AT LEAST.

Pp: YES NO RAPE

Anaaga: LOL SLEEPING BEFORE SEX IS THE WORST. IMAGINE HATORI’S BONER.

Elyandere: HATORI DRUGGED HIM. THEN RAPE HIM. THAT’S WHAT I WILL BELIEVE

Anaaga: So lonely. LOL ELYANDERE IN DENIAL

Pp: I WANT THAT BREAKFAST TOO

Anaaga: ME TOO. NEED HUSBAND LIKE THAT.

Elyandere: LOL Hatori is like a housewife

Pp: I only have a lame bowl of cereal

Anaaga: I don’t eat breakfast D: Goddamn Chiaki

Elyandere: Why can’t they just compromise? Threesome!

Anaaga: RIGHT!?

Pp: LOL

Anaaga: What day is it? I wonder…

Elyandere: I have no idea O.O

Pp: How can guys get so jealous!

Anaaga: CHIAKI YOU’RE THE BLOCKHEAD

Elyandere: Hey, Chiaki, you mad?

Anaaga: YES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Elyandere: OMFG MONKEYS

Pp: OH LOL WE WENT WITH THE RIVAL BF

Anaaga: STUPID STUPIF STUPID

Elyandere: Is he… Retarded?

Anaaga: Yes, I think he escaped from the mental hospital

Elyandere: THAT IS THE WORST THING HE COULD DO

Pp: He will get raped.

Elyandere: WOMEN GTFO

Pp: WTF

Anaaga: WTF OH GOD IT’S THAT DAY

Pp: HE FORGOT OMG

Elyandere: …He forgot his birthday. DERP.

Pp: No birthday suit action for him

Elyandere: Hatori is mad… That he forgot HIS OWN birthday?

Anaaga: Because he spent the time with Yuu on his birthday, not with Hatori

Pp: Aww

Anaaga: GODDAMN HATORI BEST GIFTS EVER

Pp: It’s like spending birthday with your ex instead of ur current other half. Punch in the face.

Anaaga: True

Elyandere: True, but in this case Yuu is voiced by Kamiyan. IT’S UNDERSTANDABLE

Anaaga: NO IT’S NOT. HE’S IN THE WAY OF MANLY LOVE. NEED. SEX.

Elyandere: Ditch Chiaki altogether. YUU X HATORI 😀

Anaaga: T____________T Chiaki fails at pretending

Pp: Yuu acting tsun! Wine = Rape

Anaaga: LOL Pp knows the route of yaoi

Elyandere: LOL

Pp: DRAW IN NUDE

Anaaga: GET A BONER WHILE DRAWING

Pp: GET NAKED

Elyandere: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YES

Pp: LOL

Anaaga: Jeez Yuu using guilty trip?

Pp: Yuu is so happy. Oh bby

Anaaga: Don’t like Yuu. SO SKINNY.

Pp: OMG Yuu’s face!!!

Elyandere: OH SNAP

Anaaga: HOLY SHIT THE CONFESSION

Elyandere: CHIAKI NO BAKA

Anaaga: CHIAKI NO RETARDED. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HIS BBBBBOOONNNNNEEESSSSSSSSSS

Pp: ROFL are you really trying to say that u love me?

Anaaga: LOL OH GOD RAPE

Elyandere: RAAAAAPE THOSE EYES THIS BGM

Pp: RAPE DAMNIT

Anaaga: OH THAT VOICE. LOL PP

Elyandere: SHIT JUST GOT SCARY

Anaaga: SEXY SEXY

Pp: I WOKE UP EARLY TO SEE RAPE. Aww

Anaaga: LOL PP. OH GOD FUCKIN PHONE. NEED SSSEEEEXXXXXX FUCK

Elyandere: FFFFFUUUUU

Pp: Tori gonna save the day

Anaaga: Pp I know you want rape. I KNOW YOU WANT IT

Pp: Tori x Chiaki would be better

Anaaga: YES I GET AN ALLY

Elyandere: Haha I dunno, I’m not too crazy about Chiaki or Hatori

Pp: Tori so compromising!

Anaaga: Tori so sweet! <3

Pp: Bet Tori is tsun

Anaaga: Yeah he is. AAAAAAWWW HATORI

Pp: Now he will run back to rape Tori

Anaaga: Probably. Sex with Tori

Elyandere: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST GET RAPED? I don’t even care anymore who it is! xD

Anaaga: LOL RELAX

Pp: RUNNING OFF WITHOUT PAYING

Anaaga: AAAAAAAWWW CHIAKI. HOMG MY SEX ANTENNA IS TINGLING

Pp: BIRTHDAY SUIT TIME

Elyandere: LOL DAWWWWWWWWWW

Anaaga: AAAAAWWWW CHIAKI. PP: SQUEAL DAMN IT

Elyandere: KYAAAAAA~

Anaaga: YYYYYEEEESSSSS SEX ASAAAAAAPPPP

Pp: SQUEAL!!!! KYAAAA!!! SEX TONIGHT WORK TOMORROW

Anaaga: SLEEPOVER SEX COMING THROUGH

Pp: BEER = RAPE RAPE RAPE

Elyandere: YYYYEESSSS

Anaaga: THAT SMILE. YES CHIAKI IS STUPID

Pp: Aww just having u here is enough for me

Anaaga: AAAAAWWW TORRIIII SMILES. THE WORLD IS ENDING

Pp: Sex toys!

Anaaga: LOL DILDOS

Elyandere: FFFFFFFFF BONDAGE…………I’m so dissapointed

Pp: YA HE WANTS SEX TOYS NOT PAPER

Anaaga: LOL HAVING SEX WITH PAPER INSTEAD OF SEX TOYS

Elyandere: LIKE SEX

Anaaga: SEX COMING THROUGH

Pp: OH GOD

Anaaga: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH GOD

Elyandere: OH MIGAWWWWWD

Anaaga: AAAAHHHH THAT LINE

Pp: I’ll give you myself

Anaaga: AAAAWWWWWWWWWW

Elyandere: DDDAAAAWWW THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS

Pp: OMG KISSING

Elyandere: AAAAAAWWWWWWW

Anaaga: KKKKKKKKIIIIISSSSSSSSS. NO BECAUSE HE WANTS SEX

Pp: HUGGING. Foreplay prior to sex

Elyandere: Lol his smell. FINALLY

Anaaga: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH. Lol Tori so possessive. Has the potential to be a yandere LOL

Elyandere: YANDERE? *w* WOO

Anaaga: HUURR DUUUHH CHIAKI

Pp: Because I get jealous! ROFL

Anaaga: NO BECAUSE HE’S STUPID

Elyandere: Yeah, how is it that Chiaki writes romance stories? WHEN HE’S THIS DUMB

Pp: OH. Butt

Anaaga: It’s shoujo, what do you expect?

Elyandere: LOL

Anaaga: AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Elyandere: Sexy whispering xD

Pp: WHAT NO RAPE ACTION

Anaaga: FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK NNNNNNOOOOOO SSSSSSSEEEEEXXXXXXXX

Elyandere: WTF WTF WTF WTF

Pp: WHY YOU NO RAPE

Anaaga: FUCK FUCK FUCK. NNNNEEED RRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEE

Elyandere: STUDIP DEEEEEN *shakes fists*

Pp: Now I’m sad

Anaaga: Why? You want rape?

Pp: I woke up early, was expecting rape!

Anaaga: LOLOLOLOLOL HATORIIIIIII

Elyandere: LMAO He’s so pissed. He’s twitching xD

Anaaga: LOL HATORII LOL CHIAKI. LLLLLLOOOOLLLLL

Pp: I want to work in a manga company too

Elyandere: His eyes say “get nekkid now”

Anaaga: LOL I think it’s more like “rape.” Pp: you still mad?

Pp: What… there are pretty girls in that show too. Although the only got like 20 seconds screen time

Elyandere: LMAO At least there was… almost rape… >:3>

Pp: Gosh seriously, why no rape =( Three times almost happened!

Anaaga: LOL Pp is the most disappointed among us all xD

Elyandere: Because DEEN wants us all to suffer

Anaaga: Stupid Bill 156

Pp: Of COURSE I AM!!

Anaaga: *pats Pp* Yeah, no sex too this week =( Chiaki tells Hatori that he wants to go to the hot spring with Yuu, but then Hatori gets mad for no reason, asking Chiaki about a day or something like that. Which Chiaki doesn’t know of course, since he’s stupid. Because of that, Chiaki and Hatori have a huge fight. Anyhow, in the hot spring, Yuu gives Chiaki a birthday cake, and then Chiaki remembers that it’s his birthday! Like Elyandere says, DERP. Now he knows why Hatori is mad: Chiaki is spending his birthday with someone other than his lover. Chiaki decides to ditch Yuu before he gets raped by Yuu and goes to Hatori’s apartment so that he can spend the remaining of his birthday with Hatori. Of course, they had sex. BUT STUDIO DEEN DIDN’T SHOW IT TO US T_____T

“SMUT” SECTION:

End Thoughts:

Anaaga: ……..NNNNNOOOOO SSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Pp: YEAHHH WHY NO RAPE?!!!

Elyandere: This episode was such a tease TwT

Pp: I know right! 3 times to boot!

Anaaga: RIGHT!? It’s like they’re going to do it but NO, do it but NO. And when they did it, Studion DEEN CENSORED IT OR LEAVE IT OUT GGGGGGRRRRRRR

Elyandere: It’s not fair ;_;

Pp: T_T Why why why why. It’s not like I wake up early every day just to watch yaoi!

Elyandere: I just… I just want to watch Chiaki get raped in the ass ;w; IS THAT SO WRONG!?

Anaaga: NO IT’S NOT WRONG. WE ALL WANT RAPE HERE

Pp: They should make a special episode for meee =D

Anaaga: LOL Special Pp Episode: Rape

Elyandere: LMAO I want to see that xD

Pp: All of us would be happy

Anaaga: LOL We’re all going to be squealing like mad.

Pp: Chants, “We want rape, we want rape.”

Anaaga: Back to SIH. I like Hatori in this episode. He’s so ddddaaaaaawwww

Pp: Yah Tori is a nice chap

Elyandere: He was better than before. Less… Creepy

Anaaga: Yeah. He was such an ass. Now he’s better

Pp: But a bit tsun sometimes

Elyandere: This is my least favorite couple I think >_>

Anaaga: This is my second. They’re so-so. But NNNGGGGGHHH KAMIYAAAAANN. THAT VOICEEEEEE

Elyandere: KAMIYAN IN YAOI < 3333333

Pp: Can’t wait to see more Yuu

Anaaga: I didn’t know Kamiyan can do seme!

Pp: Yuu looks like an evil rapist

Anaaga: LOL yeah that he is

Elyandere: I WISH he was a rapist

Pp: He draws naked guys for god sake! he is a evil rapist XD

Anaaga: And his eyes are red too, but that’s another matter

Elyandere: LOL His eyes are awesome. I still can’t believe that Chiaki forgot his own birthday @w@

Anaaga: But it’s good that Yuu is evil here. Sometimes he’s just too nice to the point where it scares me D:

Pp: I should avoid drinking beer or wine with my roommate now…I want to avoid getting raped like Chiaki (//v//)

Elyandere: OMG PP DRINK LOTS OF WINE

Anaaga: OR BEER. BEER IS BETTER

Elyandere: THEN SEND UP PICTURES *shot*

Pp: NOOO I’LL BE RAPED LIKE CHIAKI.

Anaaga: THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT

Elyandere: Hahaha xD We’re trying to get you raped, Pp

Pp: Oh gosh

Anaaga: But how’s your impression of yaoi, Pp? As a guy? I’m curious about it xD

Pp: Hmmm well. It’s not as bad as I thought. As in, I was expecting rape every five seconds. But turns out there wasn’t ANY at all

Elyandere: Wait, didn’t you say you wanted more rape?

Anaaga: He EXPECTS rape. Nishishishi

Pp: xD I mean initially that’s my impression. But the story is kinda good

Anaaga: You like the story?

Pp: Ya very shoujo-ish. Which is something I like but never told the world

Elyandere: There’s no shame in loving shoujo =D

Pp: Gosh, half my manga collection back at home are Pink in color

Anaaga: People got their own taste :3

Pp: Shoujo story is the best

Elyandere: OMG YOU ARE THE BEST GUY EVER

Anaaga: I LIKE YOU MORE AND MORE NOW. *whisper * I think Pp is a yaoi fanboy now

Elyandere: *whisper* I think so too >w>

Pp: I’m not a yaoi fanboy! But SIH is a good show

Anaaga: But yeah, yaoi is like shoujo. Just kick the females with bunch of guys. And the sex is with ass xD THEY’RE JUST SO PWETTY

Pp: That’s true (//v//)

Elyandere: Yeah, sometimes you can’t tell the ukes are guys xD

Anaaga: Ritsu, Chiaki, and Kisa don’t look like doodes

Elyandere: Yeah they don’t

Pp: Ya would recommend normal guys to watch SIH =D

Anaaga: I tried. Never work >.<

Pp: But then again for normal guys to watch SIH, they need to like shoujo first =/ Which is hard

Elyandere: True =/

Anaaga: True, not a lot of guys like shoujo. And some of them need to pretend that the guys are girls. Which will be hard, with the male voice and all that

Pp: What that’s silly

Anaaga: They just don’t like the idea of guys making out with other guys

Pp: Aww then he shouldn’t watch xD

Elyandere: Pffft, they don’t know what they’re missing. They should try it *w*

Anaaga: TRUE. We need more guys like Pp xD

Pp: Oh gosh I’m not gona make out with real guys. That would be scary

Elyandere: DO EET AND SEND US PICTURES

Anaaga: YYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS

Pp: Real guy isn’t like SIH!

Elyandere: You see what youv’e gotten yourself into?

Anaaga: DRINK BEER AND MAKE OUT WITH YOUR ROOMATE

Pp: T_T

Elyandere: Awww we’re just kidding (…kind of…)

Pp: I shall crawl to my bed and cover myself with blanket, fearing for my life

Anaaga: Yeah really, we’re not serious… *mumble mumble*

Pp: (//V//) B-but. Hahaha

Elyandere: I bet pp would be the uke *shot* OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’m done now

Pp: Gosh

Anaaga: LOL

Pp: Now I gotta wait for ANOTHER WEEK FOR SIH

Anaaga: He’s actually liking SIH =D

Pp: I know. I’m amazed that I like it

Anaaga: It’s official: pp has the potential to be a yaoi fanboy

Pp: (//v//) aaaawwwwww

Elyandere: I’m so proud TwT *patpat*

Anaaga: He’s such a grown up now TwT

Pp: Now the whole internet would know that

Anaaga: That you like SIH?

Elyandere: pp, will you be my son? *w*

Anaaga: HOLY SHIT ELYON

Elyandere: xDDD

Pp: I call you daddy? Or mommy?

Elyandere: Call me Okaa-san =D

Pp: Okaa-san =D !

Anaaga: Aww, I feel so warm and fuzzy now

Elyandere: Me too <3

Anaaga: Look what SIH had done to us… A new family is born! :3

Elyandere: Woo!

Pp: So what is ero ojou-sama to me?

Anaaga: I’m your sista! :3

Elyandere: Wait, so doesn’t that mean I’m your mom too? O.O

Anaaga: I’m adopted LOL

Elyandere: Ah I see

Pp: That means I can date my adopted sister!

Anaaga: Evil big sister that’s trying to convert Pp into a yaoi fanboy >=D

Elyandere: No! Okaa-san won’t let you date until after you’re married

Pp: >..<< Okaa-san whyyy

Anaaga: AND THE POINT IS: SIH EPISODE 10 SUCKS. NO SEX

Elyandere: LOL somehow we totally lost track of what we were talking about xD

Anaaga: BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT A NEW FAMILY

Pp: INDEED =D

Anaaga: AND A NEW YAOI FANBOY

Pp: *group hug*

Elyandere: WOOOOOO

Preview:

Elyandere: Next time is Ritsu!

Anaaga: YYYAAAAYY RITSU

Elyandere: YAY!!!

Anaaga: I hope there’s going to be sex next week :3

Pp: I doubt so. I don’t think there will be rape next week T_T

Elyandere: There won’t be ;w; I’ve given up hope

Anaaga: At least there’s groping in Ritsu’s Arc =D

Elyandere: True, at least there’s that =(

Anaaga: LOL pp really wants to see rape

Elyandere: I don’t blame him! I’M WITH YOU PP!

Pp: THAT’S WHY I WOKE UP EARLY FOR XD

Anaaga: LOL WAKE UP EARLY FOR YAOI RAPE

Elyandere: TwT The world needs more people like him

Pp: (//v//)

Anaaga: It’s official: Pp is a yaoi fanboy