Umineko no Naku Koro ni: I-IV – OIC…
Best comedy of teh season hands down. [NOW UPDATED <3]
George just loves his mother so much. Way to promote off their sponsors too with a breast-dive.
Weekly Maria haet love, everyone <33!! Nothing beats Battler beating the crap out of her own cousin.
Maria never runs out of jank faces to put on.
Best reaction of the week.
Rena’s cleaver gets a cameo!!!!!!!!!!11111111
This is actually my favorite part of the entire episode. Well, my favorite part because it’s the only part that seriously got me “uhh, ok”. Kanon raging about him not being a furniture anymore and blabbering about the roulette thing was really nice, and I think he got a little character development even for that short while.
But for that short while he came right in front of Beatrice, he immediately got stabbed. Nuuu~ Kanon T_T. Well, it’s definitely expected but I’ll admit that I feel sad for him dying because he’s like on the spotlight already but after a second, lol. But I’m still glad at least his pretty face was not carved out or anything lol *phew*. And yay because we get to hear Beatrice’s laugh bgm too~
Poor Jessica T_T. Poor Kanon T_T. Poor storytelling T_T. We only get to know about Jessica having asthma and liking Kanon only in here. But since Show ▼
The stinky smell turns out to be Kinzo, who got into the incinerator. Proof that it’s Kinzo? Well that might have to be the polydactyly, having 6 fingers and toes on each hand and foot. The Ring was missing though.
That was fucking stupid that they wasted 3 episodes of them all not knowing how Maria had been Satanic for awhile. Thanks to Jessica who finally noticed it at last. Ugh.
The epitaph thing totally gave so much more resemblance now to Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None”, with hints about the upcoming deaths/sacrifices.
Here is what’s completely written on the epitaph (I’ll italicize the ones mentioned in the episode. Show Spoiler ▼
While inside a safe room that has a scorpion mark, in which Beatrice cannot enter. And after a few speculations and talk, they suddenly noticed a letter in the table, when they haven’t seen it a while ago. Lol at Natsuhi pointing that gun! (Shoot Maria! Shoot Maria!).
GUN MARIA NOW!
Seems like I’ve seen that line somewhere, Battler. O WAI-
Three more dead people, coming up!
NICE SONG HUN~
The Mackerel is behind everything. ALLLL HAIL MACKEREL.
NEXT episode I-V: “fool’s mate”
George sounds absolutely stupid here I’m looking forward to the next episode because guess who makes an appearance?
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9CEhvU2Nb4
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Now we’re down to the FINAL FIVE (lol it’s been a while I said that since Anime-NTM XDD)!!! I’m betting my money for Natsuhi to be one of those who will die next episode. I really like her strong mother-character but it seems like her crazy-sane attitude will death her to the cut. And it seems like George will go too. Because… I dunno, I just feel like that. Show ▼
Bottomline:
It was a “bleargh” episode. They were really overusing Maria’s faces much to the extent that it’s totally hilarious and not scary. And other stuff like George breast-diving the corpse of his mom being repeated in the sponsors scene was.. *pukes*. The Mackerel was epic though. Best side prop of the season so far.
So yup~ I’m really watching it for the lulz now that I can’t really find anything scary at all. WTF is that scene with Maria singing already scary for you? Lmao. Or maybe I just watched lots of horror movies already so everything had just been very predictable for me.
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POWUH: iLurker with 14 comments
Btw kanzeon did you check out how Beatrice sounds? Drama cd 2 got released a few days back.
POWUH: 1100-1199 with 1187 comments
@Xiao Jie:
Oh yes, I would really love to see that :cute: And make him stab a knife to his eyes too and that would be so beautifuuuul<33
Kanon wearing a beret just reminded me so much of Rena you know XD. Plu he also had her cleaver lmao~ So I was like, “OMG a male Rena!! XD”.
Kinzo’s fats got burned, literally.
LOL best disguise of the year! They should really open it up and who knows if someone will pop out of that can XD.
Me too ^^. The fanservice made me take it a bit less serious about it. It’s just becoming an accidental comedy. But Show ▼
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@kirapika:
I like Maria when she’s being beaten up like that ^^. Umm.. Not really like, but “LOVE”. :kyaa:
Yep~ Kanon’s speech made him a little bit more epic ^^. Actually, he became my favorite guy of the show after that.
Yup~ Yup~ Can’t wait for next episode too!
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@Ashelea:
Bwahahaha~!! -Ish the one and only gif-blogging go-ddess in the sphere XD. I’ll kill when someone follows my style. And lol,the second gif with Battler punching Maria was kinda sucky though. Sorry for that~
George is hilarious. I know he should be someone to feel sorry for, but he’s just so hilarious XD.
Yep ^^. Final five indeed!
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@kpyw:
I dunno. I actually didn’t get scared because I had watched a lot of horror movies before so I thought it can be pretty predictable. And the trend with people dying at each end of the episode is becoming the trend of this series too.
But Maria singing facing the wall is still awesome though (because I don’t get to see her face XD)
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@Takahashi Sama:
I AGREE! I LOVE KANON T_____T. But do not ever worry, I’m telling you ^^.
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@Westlo:
I’m really an outsider when it comes to the Drama CDs, and I was sooo dying to hear how Beatrice sounds. Thank you very much for the link :thumb: Sayaka Ohara does a very dominating voice that fits her ^^.
POWUH: Metanorn Lover and NPC #1 with 164 comments
I didn’t get what exactly happened to Kanon ❓
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 96 comments
I commented on others above… BUT WTF? Kanon dying after giving us hope that he’ll survive? And the cutie of the series executed? I DON’T TAKE IT!!! And geez, enough with Studio DEEN raping the plot!!!
BUT 2 thumbs up for Beatrice! Nice to meet you, hun, despite the fact that you’re having a massacre arranged here!
I can’t comment anymore, I’m tired. Maybe I’ll continue some other time!
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 96 comments
And YES! Al my money to Natsuhi dying! Her death is written all over the preview, I think…
POWUH: iLurker with 12 comments
I just started watching this one, and oh, boy….
I never really watch horror anime. Is this what I’ve been missing? This is pretty ridiculous, but I’m holding out for an appearance by Voldemort/del You-know-who.
I think this is basically just And Then There Were None/i (Agatha Christie) with some magic thrown in.