First Impression – Highschool DxD (NSFW)

A story about a boy who only wanted to squeeze a pair of boobs

I had hopes that this would air uncensored, and waddya know! I think the only anime from ’11 that aired uncensored on TV was Freezing (Manyuu Hikenchou had webrips around time of airing), so this is a good start for ecchi in ’12.Do take a read thru my BS summary, and then join me and Fosh at the end for a chat on impressions from this week.

Really? You’re gonna read a summary? Aight. I gotcha. Here goes!

Well ya see, Kuou Academy is going from an all-girls academy to coed. Man, we just saw this in Mashiro Symphony… must be some troubles in the school systems of japanese anime. And with the girl/boy ratio so large at this school, a dude’s chances are great of hooking up, right? It only makes sense. One girl for every guy, and the leftover women are assigned with each other and the guys get to watch. Well, when you’re a dumb pervert with some even dumber and more perverted friends, getting ladies is tough business. It’s also tough when sparkling bishies are roaming the school collecting girls like moths gathering around a light bulb.

I’m in your school, taken all yo ladies!

Hyoudou – “Well, I guess there’s nothing left for us but to bang each other.”

There’s the internet. You can see topless women there. Sometimes you have to pay a recurring fee, but if you’re clever, you know the free path. But much more tempting than that is girls in your class. Sure, they aren’t matured like the women of xxx.com, but it would be such a victory to burn the image of that girl naked into your mind. The thrill of seeing them naked far exceeds what any website could give you. Just don’t get caught, or the girls (and eventually the legal system) will cause you to forget such a glorious image. All that work you went thru to drill that hole or setup that webcam in a place where she won’t notice it’s on; it’d be a damn shame for it to go to waste.

Humans are hot too!

At this school is a hot red haired-babe. Let’s call her Rias Grimoire. She enjoys playing chess. Seems easy how she checkmated so quickly, but maybe she works up a sweat so she goes to take a shower. She takes off all of her clothes. Her boobs make the sound of a waterbed as they flop around, and a sunbeam appears over this lady’s buttcrack, but she is seemingly unfazed by it. She turns on the water and lets that 99-58-90 rockin’ bod get all wet.

Sunbeam-chan can’t help himself but to make one appearance in DXD

Sometimes in these tough moments of not scoring, you start to wonder: “Will it ever happen to me? What does a dude have to do to get his hands on some tittays?” If you think that way, you’re gonna live a life of foreveralong.jpeg. As Haganai said, if you’re still a virgin at 30, you turn into a wizard. Being a wizard is cool as you get to use magic, but is Ian McKellen’s lifestyle the one you wanna live? Think about it. When the situation is most dire, it seems as if an angel descends from heaven to help. She has what you want: big breasts, cute face, all the fixin’s. What’s even better, she has a crush on you! Sometimes these things find you instead of the other way around.

Hyoudou – “Guys, meet this fine piece of a.. err, I mean Ya… uh, what was your name again?”

When you’re on a first date, remember to engage in good hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, groom your fingernails; you don’t want the girl to find that one thing they can critique. Arrive early and lie like you just arrived. You want to be timely without seeming like you have all the free time in the world.

So bouncy <3

Have you ever had a first date end in death? No, because you’re reading this. It’d be a sucky way to go. You’re having a great time with this girl, you hold hands, maybe planning when to reach 1st base, and then the girl turns into a crazy ass demon and she kills you. The only benefit you might get from it is that you got to see her nude during her transformation sequence for all of 5 seconds.

Certainly beats Madoka’s transformation

I want that Tsun-Yan alarm clock

But wait! It might’ve been just a dream. Or was it? Who knows, but you just gotta jump back on the horse and ride. After such a crazy dream/traumatic experience, even your favorite porn can’t work for you. You’re seeing things differently, hearing from long distances. Oh god, Haganai might be right! Oh shit, the transformation into a wizard has begun! (but wait, I’m only 16!) A dude in a trenchcoat chases you and he wants to kill you. Man, these dreams gotta stop. I wouldn’t want to dream about my death.

Hey pantsu-sama, how about you arrive BEFORE I get killed?

When you wake up from a blackout or death, you’re usually surprised where you end up and how. If you’re lucky, you might be in your own bed. You may have to wash off some face graffiti, though. If you’re even luckier, you might have some beautiful redhead completely nude in bed with you. Instead of wondering how it happened, you might instantly create the idea in your head that you and this broad just knocked some boots. She might totally surprise you and say she’s a demon and that you’re her servant. If you had an opportunity to serve a woman with an awesome bod, you might not mind being ordered around for a bit.

Rias shows off her jiggle physics. She used the Dead or Alive girls as inspiration.

A more to-the-point summary of Highschool DXD

Our hero’s dreams are set. Big, beautiful, bouncy dreams.

Recruits an army of perverts. Learns how to unhook those over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders.

Goes thru depression period. Questions sexuality.

Remember your mission, Hyoudo. Now quickly, grope away!

OH NOES! Our hero never got to feel a nice pair of breasts. ;_;

A nice butt montage to wrap up the summary

As I said, me and Fosh talked some about the episode afterwards. Click the spoiler tag for some discussion on the plot of the first episode.

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40 Responses to “First Impression – Highschool DxD (NSFW)”

  1. Karakuri says:

    PFFT AHAHAHA best end chat ever. I don’t think I’ll be touching this with a 10 foot pole, but as long as you guys are happy… xD

    • BlackBriar says:

      PFFT AHAHAHA. I think the guys are going to have a good time with this, Especially the Yoko Hikasa fanboys. Never have I imagined the first Ecchi anime of 2012 would be uncensored right. Nice!! Now I eagerly await for episode 2. Bring it on, people!!

    • Jrow says:

      I mean sure, Nisemono’s great and Natsume’s is its usual great self, but this anime should be exceeding expectations. :)

    • Foshizzel says:

      The Yoko Hikasa fanboys are going to go crazy! TOFU WHERE ARE YOU?! I am waiting for that…beach…episode…mmmmm

  2. BlackBriar says:

    Hah. Oh my god!! Another average perverted guy killed by an inhuman girl, only to be brought back to life as something else by another inhuman girl. Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka, anyone? But this guy Issei is at least a thousand times perverted. And fierce fan service with very little to no censoring at all. They didn’t even censor the boobs. Seikon no Qwaser has nothing on this and I thought that was as much unhinged fan service as you can get. What happens when they get the uncensored version? Moreover, this plus the other two shows I mentioned all have Yōko Hikasa in it which makes it even better. I could tell that was Seraphim and Hana’s voice coming out of Rias’ mouth a mile away.

    Rias Gremory is a good female lead because she’s not a tsundere which would have ruined the mood and she’s smart and cunning. A demon hiding as a student in charge of the occult club. Nice cover. Yes, we finally have a strong female lead and she’s beautiful with her blood red hair. But the way she approached Issei and says she’ll take his life for herself makes her look like a greedy, grasping girl when she claims people for herself. She’s a depraved pervert herself and looks like the big sister type. Since when does a master sleep with her servant, especially after immediately creating him? And since he’s never had a girlfriend or any sexual experience, it’s obvious she popped his cherry.

    And the girl who killed Issei, Yuuma, she reminds me a lot of Kore wa’s Kyoko. Sweet and innocent and then suddenly becomes a sadistic murderess playing with and taunting her victim as he’s dying slowly and painfully.

    If it continues like this, I’m gonna start making comparisons. It already has comparisons to Rosario + Vampire, Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka, Freezing and Seikon no Qwaser. The guys have found a good Ecchi anime for the winter season. Action, Comedy, Demons, Ecchi, Romance. A good replacement for Freezing, High School of the Dead and Ben-To for me. Regardless of what anyone says, based on only this first episode, I give this anime my seal of approval.

    • Foshizzel says:

      Yeah there is some Kore wa zombie inside DxD…I know right? Can’t we get a perv girl like Rika from Haganai get killed and then gain amazing powers?! I would love to see this happen one day…we can dream. Yeah they didn’t censor the boobs but they did censor the pantsu shots…lolol…weird stuff..

      Yay Yoko Hikasa <3 and thank god no Tsundere main leads…sweet Jesus I get tired of those don’t get me wrong they are fun in “most” shows but not so fun in these ecchi ones, but I bet money we will have one tundere in here somewhere.

      Ahh yes! Now that you mention that Yuuma does remind me of Kyoko from Kore wa zombie! Sweet and innocent but WTF EVIL! <3 Yeah this will be the guilty pleasure series of the winter anime 2012 for me and a few others.

      • BlackBriar says:

        Yeah, having a perv girl like Rika as the lead is a hidden dream for most of us. It might come true one day but she’d be a nice addition if she was in this. I was immensely surprised it came uncensored to such a degree because usually we’d hunt for the unrated versions and I was thinking “Yeah, we got a new ecchi anime but it’s practically a guarantee it’s gonna be censored to all kinds of hell, mainly the boobs and butt”.

        Issei, excluding being killed in the process, has achieved so much in such a sort amount of time and left his other perverted friends in the dust. Getting a “girlfriend” (who stabbed him to death), seeing boobs and for all we know, got naked and got laid by the prettiest girl in the school who turns out to be his master or she took advantage of him while he was out cold. Why are these dimwitted bastards always the lucky ones? LOL.

        We need to see more sadistic psycho yandere girls like Yuuma and Kyoko. They’re too much fun to ignore. Gotta watch out for the cute, quiet and innocent ones. I’ve found my guilty pleasure for this season.

  3. Overcooled says:

    …Not sure why I watched this. I have a tradition of checking out the ecchi series so I know just what you guys are up to when you talk about certain series. It’s like research! I learned some interesting things, like what a 99 bust looks like. Although, I don’t even think a girl with a 99 bust would have boobs like that o_o

    LOL SUNBEAM-CHAN. Why did they censor the butt, but then show everything else? Did they suddenly feel…ashamed?! Like they needed to keep things more classy for the scene where some girl is having a shower after a long, hard chess match? XD Anyways, this is obviously dropped for me because…well…it’s not made for my enjoyment LOL. Have fun with a rare, NON-CENSORED ECCHI ANIME! XD

    • skylion says:

      They didn’t censor the butt so much as censoring…..the other other other white meat. The man in the boat. Oh, dear must I go on…..

    • Foshizzel says:

      Well I did check out the first 3+ episodes of that Yaoi show Anaaga reviewed! So highfive for you for trying this ecchi series! And uncensored too? If you did watch that version you gained 100000+ Internet points! Ya 99 bust would be WTF HUGE LOLOL

      DAMN YOU SUNBEAM-CHAN! Always ruining everything….-shake fist- That must have been the best damn chess match ever, required that slow shower and all dat jiggle…there goes the budget on this first episode.

      Thanks OC! Sorry to hear you dropped it but I can totally understand why so no problem there.

  4. skylion says:

    OK, first, my reactions to your reaction. That’s a YANdere alarm clock, not TSUNdere. You can never ever ever be sweet when sporting a chainsaw. There are rules against this. I mean, you can try, but there can be only one Yuno Gassai. And…personally, after being woken up by my then soon to be ex wife, you do not want a YANdere alarm clock. Trust me. There should be rules against this.
    Yeah, I was smitten when I heard dear little Azuynan/Potte coming out of my earphones. She looks like she is sporting some A-cups. Oh, delicious A-cups.

    Sunbeam-chan. You are less welcome than the Grinch, and more loathsome than a repeat Carrot-Top performance. You denied me in Tomodachi. Why much you be such a pest?

    Now, on to the show itself. As I was watching I was reminded of Kuro Usagi from last year. I didn’t watch that one, so I considered dropping this one after the first ep. But, that ED. Something of family is coming across. Risa seems to be one hell of a wicked den mother at that point. I may be reading to much into it, but then I had Oppai Goggles on for most of the show, so perhaps I can be excused.

    • Jrow says:

      The first version of his clock was Tsun. I just liked the chainsaw girl more.

      • skylion says:

        There should be rules against this…lol

      • Jrow says:

        On a side note, there’s been promotion for the BokuTomo blu-rays and people seem to get the sense that some more uncensored stuff of Kobato’s naked antics and the Meat’s sunbeam coverage will be uncensored. Possible, but I’d place bets on sunbeam-chan sticking around.

        Hope I’m wrong!

        • skylion says:

          Hmmmm. Naked antics. No sunbeam-chan. I just think to myself…..what a wonderful world…..

      • BlackBriar says:

        Where can I get an alarm clock like that? It looks awesome.

        • skylion says:

          …you have to become animated….then killed by a wicked big oppai demon…you following the plot?….seems like a lot for an alarm clock. Wonder if they’ll make an App?

          • BlackBriar says:

            LOL. Yep, I’m following the plot. Other than being with a hot demon girl, that’s a lot of work and risk of death for an alarm clock. But I’d definitely take Rias anytime. She’d be worth it.

    • Foshizzel says:

      Best alarm clocks ever! I liked those parts, and the chainsaw makes it even better ahahah yes! Beware the yandere alarms <3

      LOL Yeah it is strange to hear our cute K-on Girls voicing characters in a ecchi themed anime, but they gotta pay the bills to! somehow….right?

      SUNBEAM-CHAN!! Go away T____T

      Risa so good <3 yeah this show will probably turn people away, but I suggest DLing the censored one if you don’t want all those uncensored boobs bouncing around xDD

      • skylion says:

        I’ve been thinking about Azunyan saying naughty things for a couple of years; it would not be strange to me.

  5. Kitty says:

    Omg this one is porn right?

    • skylion says:

      I think most of us were on the lookout for bopping. There was no bopping. It was bop free. It had tons of Jigglypuff.

    • Foshizzel says:

      Nope not a porn! But it could easily become one, but ya like Skylion said it is mostly bouncing uncensored boobs! But you can DL the censored versions xD

      • skylion says:

        Stop trolling me Fosh. I wanted this one to assume it had Pokemons….Jeeesh, can’t a guy have some fun around here?

  6. anaaga says:

    I’m mad at sunbeam-kun. WHY WOULD HE CENSOR ASSES THEY’RE LIKE ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF HUMAN BODIES WHY WHY WHY. Honestly Sunbeam-kun has no taste when it comes to women

    • Foshizzel says:

      We should protest against sunbeam-kun! DAT ASS WAS SO BRIGHT! AAAARRGGGG…Clearly he hates sexy redhead women!

  7. akagami says:

    Ahahaha sunbeam-chan, you wily rascal.

    Ah, the only things I retained from watching this were:
    1) That’s a lot of bouncing
    2) Funny clock

    It seems silly, but I’ll probably watch another episode or two to see if it gets any better. Hopefully it doesn’t stick to the fanservice only. Like more Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou or Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Girls and less Omamori Himari or Maken-Ki (the latter is a decent manga but horrible anime). Though really I could do without the excessive fanservice.

    • Foshizzel says:

      I want to catch sunbeam-can and put her in a bottle…for now…

      1) Yep! A bit to much bounce in some scenes..
      2) Best alarm clock ever!

      Yeah if you are a ecchi fan you might enjoy this for well obvious reasons…but yeah I would say two more episodes! If things are dull and boring you are better off dropping it.

      • akagami says:

        I’ll watch any anime as long as it’s interesting. Tbh I could do without the ecchi-ness. But I like comedy and comedy and ecchi seem to get paired a lot *shrug*.

  8. Toori-chan says:

    Great, another uncensored boobage. I should have waited for this review instead of watching it. I hate my curiosity getting a better of me every time. I hate to admit that the story does look interesting for me to pick up but all the bouncing made me drop it already. Hope NOT to see you again Highschool DxD.

    • Foshizzel says:

      Hooray!! uncensored fun for the whole family! Wait…maybe only some of the family should ever watch this…and alone! SO NSFW….Yeah probably not the best show ever, but mindless fun for the male viewers or females? Never know!

      • skylion says:

        You know, my 13 year old daughter drug me back into anime early last year. This is not fun for the whole family. I still won’t let her watch Madoka or Mawaru yet. She is totally pissed at her old man. I get to have more fun than she does. Neener Neener Neener.

  9. Kyokai says:

    Another Freezing fodder of this season. Also, funny chat guys. xD

    • Foshizzel says:

      Epic chats are the best ways to “beak down” the “plot” and dramatic “back story”

      YEP! This is the sister to Freezing..xDD

  10. Moni Chan says:

    When I saw the title I just knew

    DxD

    meant …

    I’m trying the cut down the ecchi watching we all know that’s not gonna happen i’m shocked that there isnt that much censorship. Unlike the random flashes of light from R-15. (about time)

  11. skylion says:

    [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/1z735z9.jpg[/IMG]

    The Koneko Scissor Kick. Best ED of the year. Just sayin’.

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