Anaaga‘s face when Hato agreed to watch yaoi with her and Zabobinator
|I’ll be honest. I’m a little frightened. I’ve been told this is something called a ‘Yaoi’. I don’t know if that should be pronounced with a ‘Y’ or a ‘J’. I think it might be a ‘J’. In any case I’ve heard all the girls like it, and I generally like stuff that girls like. Maybe I’ll like this…?|
|Well, well. This should be an interesting tag seeing as the great Hato is joining us. I’m excited to see what he’s going to think of the greatness that is yaoi…|
|Ow man Hato’s going to watch yaoi with me and waifu. I got nothing to say except that I’M SO EXCITED.|
We all love suits
Hato: Okay, so everyone knows I have no idea what’s going on
Anaaga: It’s ok
Zabobinator: Of course you don’t…I hate alarm clocks. WOOH SUITS!!! I LOVE SUITS!
Hato: Suits, oh God. My one weakness
Hato: Good God, I can tell right now. That I might kill myself by the end of this.
Zabobinator: Yah probably. I wouldn’t be surprised. Suits are sexy.
Anaaga: Yeah, Especially if they do some suit making out in yaoi…
Hato: So what is the plot? What can I expect?
Anaaga: A guy met his first love (his boss), and his boos is chasing after his ass
Zabobinator: Lol I read boos as boobs. Just saying…
Anaaga: YOU GOT MINE WAIFU
Hato: From the opening it seems to be that they go to kiss, then they don’t. And one blushes
Zabobinator: That’s kind of how it is… How astute of you… “I’ve been wondering…but are you two having awesome, smexy sex on the side?” LOL “work of the night” = WHORE.
Hato: I thought she was gonna ask something like that
Zabobinator: I know right? xD
That question sounds wrong
Hato: They stand on corners. New Years Party? Oh dear. They’ll get drunk. Ritsu? He’s not as cool as K-ON Ritsu.
Zabobinator: Ah man… My mom’s bossy like that over the phone too…
Anaaga: Damn girls
Zabobinator: YAOI –> NO GIRLS ALLOWED
Hato: So his mum doesn’t know he’s gay?
Hato: Or is he gay?
Anaaga: “Yo ritsu, MAKE BABIES FOR ME.” He’s super straight
Hato: Like, actually?
Zabobinator: Yah. So straight that it’s curvy.
Hato: Right xD
Hato: Oh yep, at the same place. Of course.
Zabobinator: What a coincidence~
Anaaga: ffff mom why mom
Zabobinator: I love the facial expressions in this show. xD
Anaaga: Precious moments. Ritsu’s not that old to make babies…. ER I mean make a girl pregnant. So he shouldn’t get married
Hato: How old are they?
Anaaga: Their 20s
Hato: That’s perfectly fine
Anaaga: DUDE TAKANO :9
Zabobinator: He’s BLUSHING~ Takano’s jealous.
Anaaga: Jealous seme is jealous
Zabobinator: Very jealous.
Hato: Does boss know he’s hot for him?
Anaaga: Boss is first love
Zabobinator: Boss has the hots for him.
Anaaga: He chases after subordinate’s ass
Zabobinator: And he thinks that Ritsu likes him back but just doesn’t wanna admit it. I.e., he knows Ritsu’s a massive tsundere.
Hato: So what’s the problem? The fact that he’s the boss?
Zabobinator: Nah. Ritsu’s a tsundere. He doesn’t wanna admit that he loves Takano too.
Hato: Is it a triangle?
Zabobinator: Eh….sort of.
Takano is not amused with Ritsu having a flashback with a female
Zabobinator: Oh god, they’re sparkling…
Hato: Why are they sparkling…?
Zabobinator: Cuz they’re attractive. Duh.
Anaaga: Edward’s relatives, That Twilight dude
Zabobinator: OH GOD. DON’T MAKE THAT COMPARISON!!!
Hato: If the art was better…
Zabobinator: Oh Ritsu…
Anaaga: YOKOZAWA’S SEMEEEEEEEEEE. Did you see that waifu!?
Zabobinator: Yes, I did. xD
Hato: Don’t do anything offensive? He’s going to offend everyone
Zabobinator: LOL. He’s well behaved….
Hato: HE’S A MAN
Hato: Shock horror.
Anaaga: IT’S TOP SECRET. FBI.
Zabobinator: It’s not a shock. Every single man in this show is gay. As hell.
There must be a sun somewhere in that room
Anaaga: Ritsu got the oldies
Zabobinator: Cougars. The lot of them.
Hato: They’re totally trying to get him drunk
Zabobinator: LOL. HE TOTALLY WANTS HIM DRUNK.
Hato: Totally. Wtf was that.
Zabobinator: It’s fanservice for the ladies.
Anaaga: Something that’s supposed to be sweet. Fu Yokozawa
Anaaga: Fine, I like him now. Heh
Zabobinator: Of course you do. Cuz you identify with him, as a fellow uke. ;D
Anaaga: Oh god Yokozawa why yuh a bitch
Hato: What’s his problem
Zabobinator: He’s a sore loser.
Yeah, Yokozawa’s face makes Sad Face Guy looks happy
Haters to the left
Hato: He looks like a cunt.
Anaaga: Owww Yokozawa
Zabobinator: UKE MOMENT~
Anaaga: Cuz looking is something special in yaoi
Anaaga: God clingy girl. Ima bazooka her
Hato: Silly girls.
Zabobinator: Sucks to suck. LOL BYE BYE COUGARS~ HAHA THAT’S ME AT THE END OF A SCHOOL DAY *dead*
Hato: Rittie…? Who the hell voices her. She sounds annoying.
Zabobinator: Clingy. Stop being so clingy. Oh my god.
Anaaga: I dunno. Girls don’t matter in yaoi
Zabobinator: Pretty much. xD
Anaaga: LOL That’s what I thought too
Hato: Dun dun dun
Zabobinator: CONFESSION. DUN DUN DUN.
Anaaga: Shit Hato’s making me laugh now damn it I need to fangirl
Hato: Yes. He’s in love with the penis.
Zabobinator: Yep. Amen to that.
Hato: Girl, It’s because you have a vag.
Zabobinator: He don’t want none o’ dat.
Hato: She’s got too many holes.
Anaaga: Flapping gums… Fap fap fap
Zabobinator: …Stoppit waifu. This is a serious moment xD
Anaaga: Yes, just go gurl
Takano has this weird hobby to eavesdrop at Ritsu. Stalker much?
“Her vagina or my penis. CHOOSE.”
Zabobinator: BLUSHY BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH.
Anaaga: Car sex. Man, need another car sex
Hato: The hardest of sex.
Zabobinator: Car sex would be nice… HI MOMMY!
Anaaga: “I ditched An for a penis, mom”
Hato: She could’ve just put on a fake moustache and worn a strap on
Zabobinator: Strap on
Zabobinator: LOL Great minds think alike. xD
Hato: Great minds think alike, Zab.
Zabobinator: LOLOL HAHHAHA
Zabobinator: OH MY GOD
Hato: HOLY SHIIIIT
Zabobinator: HAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME
Hato: Literally choking on my chicken right now. Let me in, eh?
Anaaga: All I can hear from ritsu is “do me”
Zabobinator: His butt is calling out to Takano~
Hato: Have they hooked up before.
Anaaga: Yeah. lots of times
Zabobinator: So why go this giant was around
Hato: That wasn’t needed.
Zabobinator: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex~
Anaaga: Fuck I miss the fangirling on the kiss. THIS IS YOUR FAULT HATO
Zabobinator GO GO GO GO GO GO GO:
Hato: Dear lord. Please no.
Hato: Goddamn it. Three minutes to go
Anaaga: That’s a blowjob right there
Hato: He obviously doesn’t last long.
Anaaga: Three minutes, jesus
Zabobinator: Dude he looks high.
Hato: Did he just quiver?
Anaaga: That doesn’t look comfortable.
Hato: LOL. They had sexxxx~
Anaaga: Shit Ritsu. Nasty
Hato: No one is smoking. So obviously not.
Anaaga: LOL…I never smoke…
Hato: Club, lol.
Anaaga: LOL LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Zabobinator: LOL WHORES WHOOORES~ HAHAHAHA WHOOOOREEESSSS
Hato: Whores whores whores
Cutest blush Ritsu ever had
YOKOZAWA’S SEME :9
TAKANO Y U NO STRIP YOUR PANTSU? #strippinglikeaboss
“I recorded the noise you guys made last night!”
Zabobinator: Ah man, this show~
Hato: Something tells me I won’t watch more of that
Anaaga: …I actually imagined An-chan with a strap-on….
Zabobinator: WAIFU. STOP.
Anaaga: Your fault
Hato: Me too…No
Hato: I kid.
Zabobinator: OH MY GOD GUYS.
Hato: It’s a joke.
Zabobinator: No it’s not. You’re totally imagining it right now.xD
Hato: How do those even work? Like, I literally have no idea.
Anaaga: I dunno. You strap it right?
Hato: With like a belt?
Anaaga: Based on the name
Zabobinator: Yah. It’s like a belt. You just strap it on. Don’t. Ask me. How I know that.
Anaaga: ….. I gotta talk to you in private waifu
Hato: Zab has a strap-on.
Zabobinator: Do not. I do not have one.
Hato: She hails from the Isle of Lesbos.
Zabobinator: Oh my god… I’m happily married, thanks much. Plus, you bought it waifu.
Anaaga: WAIT WHUT. You were mumbling about it in your sleep!
Zabobinator: Was not.
Anaaga: Yes you were. I always look at your face when you sleep
Zabobinator: OOOKKKAAYYY BACK TO YAOI~
Hato: Okay, getting creepy.
Anaaga: YEP. Holy shit I wrote something so fuckin creepy D:
Zabobinator: Love you waifu.
Anaaga: Me too <3
Zabobinator: So how was it for you, Hato? xD
Hato: Not as bad I was thought it would be
Hato: But still wouldn’t watch it
Anaaga: Why noot? D:
Hato: They all seemed clueless and stupid. And the animation and art hurt me.
Zabobinator: Hahaha. I can see how you would get that imprsesion… Yah! What’s with the animation this episode? It’s normally better. T_T
Anaaga: True. The art is, well… let’s just say the author did improved herself
Hato: They looked like rectangles
Anaaga: It’s for identifying semes and ukes. The bottoms have sharp chins, the tops have flat chins
Zabobinator: Yah. She’s got a system going…
Hato: That’s weird
Anaaga: Bottoms also got this huge ping pong eyes, and tops have slits for their eyes. Btw Hato, you got huge eyes
Hato: I do. Bright and blue as well. Nice long eyelashes.
Anaaga: And sharp chin. Well not sharp, but not flat either
Zabobinator: Could go either way, really. …So that means Hato’s versatile?
Hato: Oh yeah, totally.
Anaaga: Pretty hair. I don’t think you could call my hair pretty now
Hato: It was ;___;
Zabobinator: It’s short. xD
Hato: It was pretty? Really?
Anaaga: Yep. I totally dig your hair
Hato: First I’ve heard that one. Once the sides grow out a bit it’ll be a bit better.
Anaaga: OK. YAOI. I ended up laughing at the touching moments…. Supposedly…
Hato: They didn’t seem too ‘touching’. They just seemed really awkward.
Zabobinator: I always laugh. xD It’s so bad sometimes… Like, you can tell that they’re pandering to the fangirls. But it’s so great at the same time. xD
Hato: It’s like they aren’t even trying. They just want fangirls.
Anaaga: I didn’t even squee at the kiss. I. Just. Laughed
Hato: I was actually having a swig of Mountain Dew at the time.
Anaaga: Oh shush, I’m starving and thirsty right now
Zabobinator: I’m sitting in the corner of my common room right now. Because I didn’t want anybody in my room to see what I was watching. So I couldn’t really laugh… I was gonna go sit in my closet. But the irony of sitting “in the closet” was a little too much for me…
Anaaga: You must have a huge one. Closet, I mean
Hato: I actually made a video with Cory today about coming out of the closet.
Zabobinator: LOL How appropriate xD
Anaaga: Mine is small. I can’t even get inside ;___; Er, closet
Zabobinator: I have two fridges in mine…… Oh. We’re making innuendos here? That one…is not applicable.
Hato: My one leaks.
Hato: So it’s moist a lot of the time.
Anaaga: Isn’t it slippery then?
Hato: Ugh, I hate that word. It’s so disgusting.
Zabobinator: Can we….stop…. I’m about to burst out laughing. And everybody on my floor’s asleep. xD
Anaaga: You can go in the closet
Hato: What do you keep in the fridges, Zab?
Hato: This should’ve been an audio review.
Zabobinator: LOL. It should’ve. xD So awkward…
Hato: Dude. You don’t know the meaning of awkward. ..Unless you were there for the Koe de Oshigoto watch. Were you?
Zabobinator: …Yah. No. Pass.
Hato: Okay, lol
Hato: Final thoughts. I thought it wasn’t that bad. Not as bad as thought. But I wouldn’t watch it
Zabobinator: Hehe. I love this show. xD
Hato: Because I can barely keep up with anything else.
Zabobinator: Hahaha yah. Real life kills us all. xD
Anaaga: The whole point of this is tu run away from reality. Ow man, you should never watch this then. This episode is bearable compared to the rest. And these are the all right guys too
Zabobinator: Yah seriously. XD
Anaaga: Next week is (finally) the slutty editor. Thanks Hato. I’ll definitely do another yaoi with you
Hato: I’m oh so glad to hear it.
Anaaga: The one with sex scene if it’s possible
Zabobinator: LOL xD poor Hato…
Hato: Sex, really. It’s totally not my forte.