Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi – 08
A yuri couple is born out of a yaoi conversation
Anaaga: Oh god, it’s the couple I hate the most. Ugh. Ugh. I thought I was gonna die from watching this couple. But thankfully, Zabobinator is willing to accept my selfish request to watch SIH with me! And I bet we are going to have a GREAT TIME!
Zabobinator: WOOH! We really are gonna have a great time! This is my first tag ever! Of course, it has to be a yaoi with Anaaga – I start off with style. xD I’m super excited! I’m not too sure about this couple in SIH (Ritsu x Takano is my OTP) but I’m pretty sure I’ll enjoy it anyways. 😀
Anaaga: This dude’s a stalker…
Zabobinator: Omg…All the flowers…
Anaaga: GAH HIS FACE!! All the sparkles
Zabobinator: HAHAHA
Anaaga: Cute OP
Zabobinator: I adore the little bunny fairy. So cute
Anaaga: I know right? But it’s flat…. If you look at it closer….It’s not even 2D. It’s…flat…poor bunny… Bunny got no ass
Zabobinator: …Oh my gosh you’re right haha! Still cute though! 😀
Anaaga: yeah xD
Anaaga: Homo since birth. He sounds so negative saying that
Zabobinator: Is he really that old?
Anaaga: Yeah, he’s in his 30s. And LOOK AT HIS FACE
Zabobinator: That’s old?
Anaaga: Anything older than me is old >:D
Zabobinator: Hehehe…
Anaaga: But damn, the sparkly guy really knows how to sell books
Zabobinator: Yah dude…
Anaaga: I want to hire that dude
Zabobinator: He’s hawt
Anaaga: SEXY WITH HIS SEXY HAIR
Zabobinator: I LIKE HIS HAIR HAHA
Anaaga: LOL JINX
Zabobinator: KYUUUNNNN
Anaaga: KKKKKKKYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA OMG HE’S DEFINITELY A HOST
Zabobinator: YAH SERIOUSLY
Anaaga: And the uke remains a stalker
Zabobinator: Yah seriously…
Anaaga: Too many stalkers in SIH
Zabobinator: All uke’s in this show are pretty stalkerish
Zabobinator: JINX AGAIN
Anaaga: LOL WE’RE MEANT TO BE FOR EACH OTHER xD
Zabobinator: HAHAHA I KNOW
Anaaga: ANYWAY, back to SIH… Uke is such a sucker for good looks
Zabobinator: Wow…It’s borderline creepy…
Anaaga: I know right!? How can you love the dude? You don’t know him!
Zabobinator: Seriously!
Anaaga: And he got freakin’ hearts on his laptop
Zabobinator: He needs to get into the shoujo manga mood 😀 LOL LOOK AT HOW HE SITS
Anaaga: LOL I JUST REALIZED THAT. This guy is so dedicated in his job- KYAA! Aaw, Ritsu x Takano
Zabobinator: HAHA RITSU
Anaaga: Still want office sex!
Zabobinator: He’s the best uke. I like him best 😀
Anaaga: I know right? Ritsu <3 me too :3
Zabobinator: So cute…
Obligatory Takano x Ritsu picture
Anaaga: Wow, this uke is such a pessimist!
Zabobinator: Yah, seriously…
Anaaga: Old homo pessimistic dude
Zabobinator: CHEER UP KISA
Anaaga: Oh that’s his name? LOL
Zabobinator: I think so HAHA
Anaaga: I just call him uke. He’s that unnoticeable xD
Zabobinator: TAKANO IS PRO
Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. AMAZING TAKANO. PERFECT SEME
Zabobinator: SERIOUSLY. Awww…Come on
Anaaga: Wow, he’s so pessimistic to the point he can’t believe that he got some major sale
Zabobinator: I know seriously. CONFIDENCE KISA!
Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT!
Zabobinator: WE’RE SO IN SYNC
Anaaga: LOL WE’RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!
Anaaga: Dear god….STALKER
Zabobinator: LOL THAT BLUSH ON HIS FACE. PERV
Anaaga: Yeah right? Yes you’re a stalker
Anaaga: SSSSSSHIIIITTT YOKOZAWA
Zabobinator: NOOO NOT HIM
Anaaga: *bitch slaps Yokozawa*
For once in her life, anaaga agrees with Kisa
Zabobinator: Man…he’s seriously such a prick
Anaaga: but his sexy voice NNNGGGGHHH. And at least he’s not a bitch here
Zabobinator: Yah! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT HAHAHAHAHA
Anaaga: xD I LOVE YOU
Zabobinator: I LOVE YOU TOO
Anaaga: OH GOD
Zabobinator: WOOOAAHHHH
Anaaga: YESS TAALLKK TO HIMMM
Zabobinator: “HE’LL REALIZE I’M A STALKER” LOLZ
Anaaga: YUKINA <3
Zabobinator: YUKINAAAAAA!!!!!! But man…Kisa’s kind of flaming…
Anaaga: I know. He can’t make up his damn mind
Zabobinator: Ok…Depressing Kisa is depressing
Anaaga: D: I feel depressed now. Cure for depression? SEX.
Zabobinator: YAH
Anaaga: OH GOD ANOTHER STALKER. TOO MANY STALKERS
Zabobinator: NOOOO IT’S A STALKER STALKING A STALKER
Anaaga: Wow. Kisa’s a SLUT
Zabobinator: INCEPTION STALKER STYLE. LOLFSDLFKSAJHAHAHHA
Anaaga: OLD SLUT
Zabobinator: WOOH
Anaaga: Yukinaaaa FTW~
Zabobinator: YUKINA TO THE RESCUE
Anaaga: YEAAAHH
Zabobinator: Kisa…you could at least say THANK YOU JEEZE
Anaaga: Yeah right? No manner, hmph
Anaaga: See that’s what happens when you’re a SLUT. You get STALKERS, stalker
Zabobinator: Kisa’s shallow. Ah, at least he kind of realizes it hehe :p
Anaaga: Goddamn it, he’s pissing me off. I’m waiting for the sex here…
Zabobinator: It’s gonna be annoyingly censored… T_T
Anaaga: :’(
Anaaga: OH LOL DESTINED MEETING xD
Zabobinator: HAHA
Anaaga: Oh LOL HIS LIE IS BUSTED
Zabobinator: Pfft he’s loose? YOU’RE LOOSE TOO!!!
Anaaga: Right? I was like “YOU TOO, SLUT”
Zabobinator: Hehehe
Anaaga: Lol Yukinia = True fanboy
Zabobinator: LOLOHAHAHA FLUFFY SPARKLY?
Anaaga: CUTE
Zabobinator: OH KISA, WHY YOU SO FLAMING
Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT!? SO PESSIMISTIC
Anaaga: OH LOOOOLLL
Zabobinator: WOW…
Anaaga: THAT FACE YUKINA MADE
Zabobinator: 9 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE LOLHAHAHA
Anaaga: Goddamn Yukina is such an optimist
Zabobinator: They’re total opposites
Anaaga: They match. Pessimist + Optimist = neutral. This world is balanced. Thank god
Zabobinator: Hopefully it also equals awesomeness in bed 😀
Anaaga: YYEAAAH I bet Yukina is a optimistic in bed too 😉
Anaaga: That’s it, I’m hiring Yukina. Perfect employee right there
Zabobinator: Yah seriously…
Anaaga: Aawwwwww Kisa feels so insecure
Zabobinator: It’s kind of endearing but still annoying
Anaaga: In the end, it’s all about the face. Wtf
Zabobinator: LOL
Anaaga: OH LOL KISA
Anaaga: Hot cry-baby >: D
Zabobinator: Yukina is so in touch with his emotions hahaha!
Anaaga: KISA IS HORNY
Zabobinator: HAHAHHA LOL “I WANT TO TOUCH HIM”
Anaaga: HORNY
Zabobinator: NOT CREEPY AT ALLLLL
Anaaga: DEFINITELY. AAWWW HE’S BLUSHING
Zabobinator: He has the make-love-to-me face on 😀
Anaaga: OH GOD SERIOUS FACE KISA AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This leads to
This
Zabobinator: KISSSSSSSS
Anaaga: THE KIIIIIISSSSSSSS
Zabobinator: OM LKAJS:LFKJ:LKSJF:LKSDJF:LKASDJF:LSKDFJ
Anaaga: KKKKIIIIISSSSS HOT
Zabobinator: WOW
Anaaga: PUBLIC KISS IS HOT
Zabobinator: YAH SERIOUSLY THOSE ARE THE BEST!!!
Anaaga: WHERE IS MY FUCKIN SEX
Zabobinator: Yay! That means definite sex next episode. No worries! xD
Anaaga: But I want it now D: Sex is a MUST in every episode >: D
Anaaga: But damn, that kiss was HAWT. Like HOT HOT
Zabobinator: Yah, it was pretty great. He did the classic cover with the book too xD
Anaaga: Yeah right? Sexaayy
Anaaga: Oh, I’m sorry. I can’t get over the kiss. HEHE. Anyway, our fangirling seems to be clear. If not (shame on you!), here’s a quick summary. Kisa is a pessimistic old man in his thirties that’s not really that special in Emerald. He claims that he’s just a normal editor that doesn’t stand out (unlike Takano SQUEEE), and he spends his time thinking that he sucks. Which, he is, but that’s another matter. Anyhow, aside from being sucky, he’s also gay since birth. He’s into guys with good looks (which makes him end up having stalkers). There’s this certain worker in a leading manga shop named Yukina, who Kisa likes (because of the face). The rest of the episode is just about him brooding, thinking that he can’t like Yukina because it won’t work out and all that nonsense. What’s annoying is, he keeps having his hopes up and just gets disappointed with it. I guess “destiny” (more like Shungiku-sensei) wants them to be together though. Because of tangled weird circumstances (more like Kisa was introduced to Yukina by Yokozawa, and Yukina ends up in the same café where Kisa is), Kisa ended up talking to Yukina. And suddenly, God-knows-why, Yukina leans and KISS him in public (covers the kiss with the book too SQUEE)!!!! Probably Kisa was giving Yukina the “Come do me!” face.
YUKINA, YUKINA, AND ONLY YUKINA:
Polite happy face
I’m-staring-right-through-your-soul face
Blushing/Surprised face
The face that every girl is willing to die for. Just saying.
Serious face *faints*
End Thoughts:
Anaaga: Hmm, this episode is so-so. I don’t really like it because of STUPID KISA
Zabobinator: Yah, the episodes with RitsuxTakano are my favorites. But yah, Kisa…is an annoying uke
Anaaga: He’s so pessimistic >.< And slutty too. Slutty uke’s DNW
Zabobinator: He’s shallow and insecure and needs to get over it. I mean, I feel bad for him and it’s nice that he realizes that he’s flawed and all. But at the same time, he needs some serious CONFIDENCE
Anaaga: Exactly. Over-pessimistic uke’s are a no-no
Zabobinator: He should get lessons from Yokozawa xD
Anaaga: LOL YUKOZAWA, over-confident asshole
Anaaga: And what sucks is that three quarter of this episode is all about Kisa complaining and wailing
Zabobinator: “OH NOOOEEZZZ I’M GONNA BREAK MY HEART”
Anaaga: “NOOO I’M A HOMO WHO LIKES PRETTY FACE”
Zabobinator: “OH NOOEEZZZ I’M A SLUT.” And so on and so forth xD
Anaaga: Right? It’s so depressing! Yaoi is supposed to make a fangirl happy D:
Zabobinator: Yukina made me happy 😀
Anaaga: The only plus point in this episode. YUKINA IS PERFECT. If Takano is flaming hot, Yukina is a gentle gentleman
Zabobinator: He’s kind of perfect for Kisa
Anaaga: Yup. He cancels out the pessimism in Kisa
Zabobinator: Yah
Anaaga: Yukina’s just that optimistic
Zabobinator: And hopefully he’ll instill some “love thyself” in Kisa xD
Anaaga: I hope so >.< Or shower loooots of sex–I mean, love for Kisa x3
Zabobinator: No, you mean sex xD
Anaaga: I-I wasn’t!
Zabobinator: You so were xD
Anaaga: It’s “love” spelled as “sex”!
Zabobinator: LOL
Anaaga: BUT THAT KISS SO HOOOOOOOTTTTTT. I still can’t get over it
Zabobinator: It was kind of out of nowhere
Anaaga: Yeah
Zabobinator: Kisa’s just like “I’m horny” and Yukina’s like “WOOH FLUFFY SHOUJO MANGA” and then BAM SMOOOCH
Anaaga: OH LOL. Kisa blushed right? His slutty face was probably saying “KISS ME, BABY”
Anaaga: But the name Yukina is soo girlie >.<
Zabobinator: Totally suits him. He is SUCH a fangirl
Anaaga: I know! He actually squealed!
Zabobinator: HAHAHAHA YAH
Anaaga: And I squealed because of his squeal! How can he squeal so perfectly? ;__;
Zabobinator: I didn’t squeal but I was definitely laughing my ass off xD
Anaaga: He looked good when he squealed
Zabobinator: He always looks good…
Anaaga: 25/8 good? xD
Zabobinator: 25/8 good indeed xD
Zabobinator: Kisa’s a lucky bitchface T_T
Anaaga: I know right D: I want a guy like Yukina too >.<
Zabobinator: Hehehe…I prefer them slightly less fangirly but he’s pretty awesome xD
Anaaga: Lol, yeah that too. At least, have a good-looking face like Yukina
Anaaga: Man I feel like Kisa now >.<
Zabobinator: HAHAHA AGAIN JINX
Zabobinator: “We’re going into Kisa-mode!”
Anaaga: LOL
Zabobinator: I really think we’re meant to be…
Anaaga: I know…
Zabobinator: This is very exciting xD
Anaaga: …I think we should get married ASAP xD
Zabobinator: OK WAIFUU
Anaaga: YYYAAAAAAYYYY I HAVE A WAIFU IN META. WAIFUUUU
Zabobinator: WOOOHHH I bet we’ll be a better couple than Hato and Sassy xD
Anaaga: YEAH! We’ll be very, um, fluffy? xD
Zabobinator: What’d Yukina say again? “FLUFFY AND SPARKLY”
Anaaga: YYYEEEAAAHHHH
Zabobinator: It’ll be a glorious marriage xD
Anaaga: HELL YEAH FULL OF SPARKLES
Anaaga: It’s official: Anaaga: X ZaZabobinator:inator
Zabobinator: Bam. Done.
Preview:
Anaaga: The rabbit’s name is Tinkle xD
Zabobinator: TINKLE!!!! THAT IS SO CUTE
Anaaga: And it can grant you three wishes xD BUT HE HAS NO ASS 🙁
Zabobinator: FIRST WISH: MY VERY OWN TINKLE
Anaaga: MINE TOO. SECOND WISH: UNCENSORED SEX IN SIH
Zabobinator: HAHAHHA WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT READING MY MIND
Anaaga: AHHHH THIS IS LOVE <3
Zabobinator: <33333
Anaaga: Eto, what’s the third wish?
Zabobinator: …Ritsu admits that he loves Takano and wants to have hot hot sex with him all day, every day
Anaaga: OH GOD I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO
Zabobinator: YEEAAAHHHH
Anaaga: You’re my soul mate <3
Zabobinator: Seriously <3
POWUH: Beginner (20-35) with 29 comments
are they both guys? \(//v//)/
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
yes, the charas in this anime are guys-only. women are for decoration, and all males here are pure homo.
pp, why you blushing? did u read Ring Finger yet? :3
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
TROLOLOLLLLLL. Oh god, you two. But tags are always funny. Now that you are doing a Sookie on each other, harbour more fangirling and we will get you married soon.
Coming to the episode, I was waiting for Yukina damn it! He’s my new waifu~
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
GOSH yukina is AWESOME! who cares about kisa? xD
but i don’t get why you said he looks like shizuo <.<
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
Also, Kisa is cuteo to me; I think because Nobuhiko voiced him. <333
The complete opposite of Shizuo would be Yukina because he's so nice and patient unlike the original, but for one reason or other I always pegged Yukina as Shizuo while reading manga (there's no colour remember?).
POWUH: Occasional (51-75) with 68 comments
Yeeiii! The world needs more yaoi and yuri!! X3 Good luck! *shiny smile*
I personally didn´t think so badly of Kisa, he is for once a “realistic” uke and character for me, maybe becouse (for me)it can be tiresome sometimes when the ukes are always “sooo cute but sooo.. brainless” *a little grin* He was thinking like people sometimes do, so to say Realistic, trully (putting people in categories) *nod nod* and that was welcoming, maybe becouse it will be so great when “Mr. 30-years old Cool” is out of words in front the words of love >XDD *sees already before her eyes, something to wait for*
So, Kisa was refreshing, finally someone with “sence” and now it´s time to get that side away of him, and that´s what the Super HAWT Yukina is for <3__<
(I have been wondering, didn´t someones here hate Ritsu, at the beginning, and now they are the favorites..? o_o" Did I miss something? xD)
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
true that kisa is pretty realistic, but goooosh he’s so DEPRESSING D: I’ve read lots of yaoi with realistic ukes, and lots of them are realistic, but they’re not as pessimistic as Kisa. this is like almost suicidal (>.<)
But He is a perfect match for Yukina. They cancel out each other xD
Yeah I didn't like Ritsu at first. But then I see Chiaki, I realized that Ritsu is normal. Then I start liking him. because Chiaki is so brain-dead. So my favorite is Ritsu, Kisa, and then Chiaki (the least) xD
POWUH: Meta Resident and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 1758 comments
=_______= Why do I always have to fall for the host/prince like characters ??? -_______- NO FAIR
Only one episode, and I’m already in love with Yukina.
Can’t wait to see what happens next! And so it seems, that I love the 3rd couple the most ^^; They’re so cute~!! The kiss at the end was especially kawaii *fangirling*
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
ME TOO. YUKINA IS SO PERFECT D: but my heart is for Takano <3
yeah that kiss was so NNNGGGGHHH I love that kiss. so classic
POWUH: Meta Resident and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 1758 comments
Takano is amazing, I love him. But still. My fangirl heart can’t resist that host-like personality *_* I can’t wait to see his other side :3 when it will be time to rape Kisa, perhaps?…… well, I do hope that time will come Fufufufu~
I would die if a hot guy like him kissed me like that. And he covered their faces with a sketchbook, how sweet is that???? *O*
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
SEX IS A MUST NEXT WEEK. Or else I will RAGE
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
When do you not rage?
POWUH: Meta Resident and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 1758 comments
LOL yeah, you rage almost all the time I read your posts 😀
But next week, I may join you in that.
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
heeeeey it’s not rage. It’s caled-um-um expressing opinion in an aggressive way? xD
POWUH: Lovely-pyon~ with 323 comments
HAHAHA! This was so much fun omg. I love you waifu. xD
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
lol see how we’re acting so stupid? But it was fuun! I LOVE YOU TOO WAIFU <3
but it seems like we're the only kisa-haters here D:
POWUH: Meta Resident and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 1758 comments
I guess so, because Kisa is actually sweet ^^ Just really depressed because of the problematic relationships. But it’s not a problem: Yukina will cheer him up! ^__^
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
well the reason why I don’t like Kisa is because I don’t like his slutty attitude, and his pessimistic attitude crossed the line already. I’ve read the manga, and I don’t like the manga Kisa more than the anime Kisa (>.<). I don't know if they'll animate the parts I don't lie though, because SIH is COMING TO AN END ;____;
POWUH: Meta Resident and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 1758 comments
TT^TT End already….
I want mooooooore~
One season standard isn’t enough for me ;A;
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
I know right? start praying for the second season now!
POWUH: Lovely-pyon~ with 305 comments
I LOVE KISA! AND SLUTS!! AND PESSIMISTS!
But lol at your chat XD They bring me such joy every week.
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Aw, I make a fangirl happy every week <3
and gosh, that's true. why do you like flirty people?
POWUH: Lovely-pyon~ with 305 comments
I don’t even know. I think I might have a fetish…O.o
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
fetish with slutty people? ow man, you’re in trouble. your bf will be a REAL FLIRT
POWUH: Lovely-pyon~ with 305 comments
LOL Boyfriend, that’s a good one XD #foreveralone
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
oh shush, you’re not #foreveralone You’re #foreverinanaaga’sharem. It’s official, you’re harem member number 4! 😀
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
And Hatsukoi teaches us another valuble lesson; True love always comes about by stalking.
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
So if I start stalking my crush, he’ll hook up with me?…sweet
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
It can’t go wrong! 😀
POWUH: iLurker with 11 comments
True love by stalking. I lol’d.
POWUH: Occasional (51-75) with 75 comments
LOL
I don’t watch this anime, but I always read the post beacuse I can’t stop laughing with you two xD
I would love to join in that conversation xD
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
sure, you can. when the convo is finished though, your dirty-mind level will be increased by 100%
POWUH: Occasional (51-75) with 58 comments
I love these reveiws XD the hilarity and fangirl-ing for SIH go up by 50x =P
lmao congratulations on your marriage? ahahah
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
*blush* do come on the wedding!
POWUH: Lovely-pyon~ with 323 comments
Yah. Seriously. Come to the wedding. You can throw the rice and flowers and stuff! 😀
POWUH: iLurker with 5 comments
It kinda gets old when you hate on uke’s that you don’t know about yet… I’m not trying to troll is just gets old.Saying”kisa’s a slut or “I hate Ritsu only when he’s in denial I only like him when he’s being dedicated