Another dose of Hetalia World News!
HEADLINES ~ MARRIAGE?!
The groom: France. Who’s reported to force UK on marrying him! The Suez Canal deal was a rumored huge pain in his ass, so France plans to join forces with UK so that he will have more financial and a resourceful support.
The bride: UK. Who’s suddenly surprised about the “incident”. (Yes, he IS the bride).
But the contract was canceled though, and France was dismayed. Could it be that UK has his eyes on someone else? coughsUSAcoughs…
CAUGHT!: UK Spying on the Axis Powers!
While the Axis Powers are having their training, UK was caught by our paparazzi for suspiciously spying on them. Of course, UK has his cute fellow pets along too.
HOT GOSSIP NEWS ~ Italy takes Japan’s “First Time”!!!
Spotted: Italy taking Japan’s very first… hug. Japan was having a very peaceful moment in his home until Italy stumbles by and gives him a hug.
Japan reportedly said that he should take responsibility of what happened!
EPIC NEWS ~ CLEANING OUT THE STORAGE!
OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE MAKE TIME FASTER! I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!!! It’s the EPIC strip of all EPICNESS! My most favorite strip of all the series so far~ Next episode’s gonna be epic, fo’ sho~ I’m gonna cry now, I’ll prepare my pillow~… this is the most perfect delayed birthday gift ever for me even though the next episode for sure will make me cry!!!
Ehem… Sorry for that, so that wraps up the World Hetalia History Report (or whatever I might want to call this not-so-new-News thing shit) see you next week for more goss and reports!