Beware! Earth is a dangerous place for space bishies.
|Lagrange time! Well now that Madoka isn’t allowed to pilot Midori (not that I think that this is going to last long), what will she do? …Also, if I remember correctly, this is the School Festival episode! SCHOOL FESTIVALS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.|
|Hooray! Time for some Lagrange, but what will Madoka do now!? She can’t pilot Midori… Damn, maybe she will become an idol? We do have one thing to look forward to and that is SCHOOL FESTIVAL! I agree Kara, they always make things better.
This week, space bishies arrive on earth looking for Madoka, while the jersey club helps setup the school festival.
Space Madoka-“One day, I will become a magical girl!” Space Takuto-“Wrong anime series… Please try again.”
Starting off this week with Vilagiobro setting up his team aka KISS. So, when are they going to paint their faces and play rock music? While on earth Izo, Array and Kirius are told to stay inside until further orders are given. However, Izo gets quite annoyed with this plan and starts to get really bored. After all he is a soldier and needs to fight in manly mecha battles against high school girls. While the bishies hang out and make fun of Array’s maid uniform, Madoka, Lan and Muginami do lots of odd jobs to help prepare the festival.
Villiagdude-“BE WITH KISS!” Array-“This is…” Izo-“The worst…” Kirius-“Day of our life…”
New anime series! The amazing daily lives of space bishies! Wait for it.
Madoka-“Tonight we dine on…” Lan-“O…or..orca? HOW COULD YOU?!” Muginami-“Whoops, wrong picture.”
Meanwhile back with our trio of space bishies, Izo gets bored while watching TV, but he gets an idea from an old samurai movie to challenge Madoka to a duel. So, he sneaks out taking a weapon and goes out to hunt the pilot. Smart move… Finally someone with brains to take out the pilot! Why don’t other bad guys do this? Probably because of some mecha honor code, I bet. Shortly after, Izo leaves Array, Kirius arrives to find their red head friend missing and they start to search for him.
Izo-“I can’t watch anymore Precure! My eyes are bleeding from the colors.”
Lan should stay away from the power tools.
Guy-“Not sure if this is a cute girl or trap character…”
Eventually Izo arrives at the school, after dealing with an old woman who kept feeding him oranges and hard candy; yep that settles it, Lagrange is officially set in Florida. However, the girls didn’t exactly open the school to Izo. They did call him pervy and tossed water on him…but they decided to hear him out and learn his special interest in Madoka as his perfect match. Before Izo gets the chance to officially meet Madoka, a few girls tell him a story from her past related to how her mother drowned while saving her. After hearing the story, Izo leaves the school and gives up on fighting Madoka for now, I guess he felt bad about her past?
Just imagine what they are thinking…Wait don’t do that! IT IS SCARY AS HELL.
Madoka-“You will make a great wife one day.” Kirius-“Is that a human rank system?”
Guy-“Don’t worry I like boys dressed as maids.” Array-“FUUUUUUUUUUUUU–“
Izo-“How do I turn the feels off? Please….help…”
After that bit of crazy fun, the bishies arrive at their small house to find Villagibro playing video games, but they stare and start to get annoyed again, well mostly from Izo. The three of them learn that Villagibro has other plans and wants to destroy the Vox machines before Moid’s team can recover them. Oh and he tells the guys they can either help or not do anything… Nice move there “leader”, basically he tells them to stay out of his way.
Izo-“Dude…it took me hours to get a perfect score.” Array-“You mean my score.”
Villangibro-“We must master a new game called Mass Effect Three in one day!” Kirius-“Is that even possible!?”
Extra space adventures
Villangidude-“We are just a couple of dudes hanging out with other dudes! It is totally cool.”
Array-“Bishes love credit cards! I can buy everyone matching uniforms.” Kirius-“I will pass on this idea.”
Kirius-“I love the smell of the ocean air! It really is refreshing…”
Kirius-“OH HAR HAR! YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING HILARIOUS.”
Sad moe is very sad and depressed.
LOLOL “I bet you think that you look good in that.” DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES. Lagrange officially has it all: robots, yuri, aliens, prophecies about the apocalypse and traps. I second that question though; why didn’t Array just buy new clothes? Why is he so okay with walking around in public wearing a skirt? Ahahaha this episode was awesome. Kirius’ face when the machine kept rejecting his money had me in tears from laughing so much. Also, Array and the pervert in Madoka’s uncle’s place was priceless as well. There were just so many hilarious moments this episode. This is why the space bishies need to show up more often.
We also learned about Madoka’s back story! So Youko was the one who started all of this? She seems much less… genki now and more serious. I wonder what happened. But wow, depressed Madoka was so much different from the Madoka today. Sure she’s still moe, but talk about a character change. Madoka is definitely better at pretending that nothing bothers her now. I wouldn’t have even thought that she was upset about Midori if she hadn’t spaced out when someone mentioned the color green. …Also, we learned about her mother’s death, but where the heck is her father? We’ve only seen her uncle so far.
Izo might not have much of a fashion sense (wtf was he wearing this episode? And why does nobody care that he has a dagger tucked into his waistband?), but at least he’s not trying to kill Madoka anymore. Plus we saw what might have been Villa’s motive behind pushing Muginami away…. Maybe. I wonder if destroying the robot does anything to the pilot since they keep putting emphasis on the fact that the robots and pilot are close. Either way, he’s trying to destroy the Vox. Then if I’m reading his motives right, Lan’s brother wants to use the Vox in war? What does Earth/Asteria want with them? Well at least we have the different sides to this plot sorted out now. Judging from the next episode’s title, they’ll be leaving the town…? If so, I wonder why.
Wow this episode was certainly different. It almost felt like it was all about the three space bishies, but they finally did give us more back story with Madoka’s past. Damn that was so sad and seeing a depressed loli Madoka? Awwww so sad! Then again I was thinking she had a sad past just like Muginami minus the whole living on the streets thing of course. At least she had a role model to look up to with Yoko! If she wasn’t around, I bet she would practically become Shinji from Evangelion.
Speaking of the girls, poor Lan kept smashing her finger over and over again. I couldn’t help but point and laugh at her. Anyone else laugh that Kirius actually met Madoka and had no idea he found her?! Amazing skills there bro, maybe the trip to earth had an effect on his brain and memories? Another epic Kirius moment when he smelled the ocean air and that boy was taking a leak? Ahahahah that was freaking hilarious! Good job Lagrange, good job.
Not to be forgotten or left out this week: the return of Array, the Space Maid! When he entered the house and started to freak out? Very funny and also the reactions from Izo and Kirius were seriously great! Yes Array has officially lost his mind, but I blame the blonde loli girl from last week. Array even got hit on by that random dude? Good god…Array you need to get your manly power back soon. Anyway plot this week was great with Moid team wanting to recover the machines, while Villagabro wanting to destroy them? And we also had that flashback at the start. So, is Madoka a reincarnation of someone from the past?! That could explain her piloting skills… Yes, things are finally getting interesting!
Jersey girls are perfect!
High school festival time and a possible giant robot battle next week.