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|We are now entering week three of the epic Anime’s Next Top Model saga. Last time we eliminated Prince Baka and Anaru so I’m sure their severed limbs are floating downstream a river somewhere (or something like that. I’m unsure how elimination really works). Make sure you vote for your favourites so they don’t suffer the same fate!|
EPISODE 03 CHALLENGE
Twelve contestants stand before the trio of Metanorn judges, staring either eagerly or apprehensively at all the cages surrounding them. Who decided that a zoo was a good idea? Kyokai, Zabobinator and Overcooled skip the envelope opening (it exploded as soon it touched Overcooled’s hands. No one knows why) to go right for the explanation.
“Welcome to the Smexy Beast challenge,” Zabobinator announces cheerfully, “Where you will be posing with ravenous creatures from the zoo!” The hosts all clap like this is supposed to be some sort of great honour.
Quick to inform before people can even begin to ask questions, Kyokai quickly addresses the issue of animal familiars. Yes, they will be allowed, but anyone with a pet will have to share the spotlight in the same cage. With that Kyokai tells everyone to begin, and they all scramble to whatever animal cage or exhibit they think will best show off their bravery and modelling prowess. First up, let’s see how the men fare!
Barnaby appropriately takes a liking towards a white bunny and poses cutely with it, while Date chummies it up with a fierce looking lion. Nobody knows how he ended up taming it but it simply purrs like a big kitty cat under the soothing fingers of this skilled warrior. Gintoki on the other hand is sent to the medicare center in a hurry because Sadaharu had bled him almost dry chomping on his head.
Natsume, Rin and Sebastian all hunker down in the same steel cage with their respective pets. Natsume has Nyanko sensei, Rin used his own demon skills to tame the demon familiar Kuro, and Sebastian…well, he has a pile of kittens in the corner. Regular ones. 3 cats in one cage never works out, and it’s not long before what should have been a posing session degrades into a “catfight” if you will. AN INTENSE, FIGHT TO THE DEATH CAT SHOWDOWN…. by showdown we mean a yarn batting-contest to see which cat is the cutest. Afraid to step into a cage with a grand total of 4 demons intently focused on their pets, we just let them compete and ticked off Rin as the winner. We figure Kuro would win any yarn-batting OR death match competitions anyway.
Let’s hope the girls show a little more diversity than the boys. As the camera man zooms into the wolf pit, as instructed, a figure swiftly darts out from behind a tree. It’s not a wolf. On all fours is Saeko, leading her very own wolf pack on a hunt through the enclosed area. As soon as they start tearing into raw meat like beasts, the show cuts to a commercial.., Looks like Saeko got a little TOO into the theme of the challenge and became the new alpha female of the pack.
After the commercial, the show resumes in the bat cave. Not expecting to find anyone, you can’t really blame the cameraman for dropping the camera and screaming when a dark figure suddenly appears. She has hair covering her eyes, outstretched arms, and bats hanging off every horizontal surface. “Is…this…a good pose…?” the voice drawls. She moves the hair from her face so that we can recognize her as Sawako. In an attempt to breach out of her cutesie comfort zone, Sawako has taken things too far. Does anyone know the meaning of moderation here?
In case of Mami, rather than befriending bunnies like another blond contestant, she’s seen shooting everything white that moves. Some people already know her fixation with one furry butt but she’s soon taken care by Kyokai’s glare to stop tromping around and pose even if in front of an empty cage. Senjougahara and Stocking go head to head for posing with a jungle cat. Their staring-down-match is enough to agitate the wild kitties deep into their cages.
Nino is found in the aquarium, looking incredibly like a mermaid with all the fish swimming around her. How majestic…Until she suddenly pops one into her mouth. Kyokai starts waving to tell her to stop, but that just makes the other sea creatures agitated, causing a giant octopus to start pounding on the glass, threatening to break it.
“Okay, you win, you win! JUST STOP YOUR SEA ARMY!” Overcooled cries, hoping Nino can stop them. The camera cuts out for a moment before returning back to the judges. They look dry, thank God.
“The winners for this week are…” Kyokai begins, “Rin, for dominating in the cute kitty contest and Nino for…being impressive…”
|Congratulations Nino and Rin! You’re both more like wild animals than anyone else here without even having to pose beside one! Now that you’ve shown off your skills with animals, let’s go a step further and have you become one. That’s right, this episode ain’t called smexy beast for nothing. Let’s get the animal outfits out of anaaga’s closet (I know she has them) and get some photos taken!|
SMEXY BEAST PHOTO SHOOT: BISHOUJO DIVISION
Anime's NTM C3 Epi3 Voting for Smexy Beast (Bishoujo) - Choose ONE Total Votes: 288
Anime's NTM C3 Epi3 Voting for Smexy Beast (Bishoujo) - Choose ONE
Total Votes: 288
SMEXY BEAST PHOTO SHOOT: BISHOUNEN DIVISION
Anime's NTM C3 Epi3 Voting for Smexy Beast (Bishounen) - Choose ONE Total Votes: 280
Anime's NTM C3 Epi3 Voting for Smexy Beast (Bishounen) - Choose ONE
Total Votes: 280
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