Prepare to be frustrated. Also, SHAFT is the BEST ANIME STUDIO EVER!
Anaaga: Uwaa guys, I’m so sorry SIH 11 is really late! I spent my Sunday playing ping pong for six hours, so I wasn’t able to finish this off on Sunday… TwT But wow, SIH is really going to end soon… Why can’t it have more episodes? WHERE’S THE JUSTICE FOR YAOI!? There should be more Ritsu and Takano! *sigh* But I have to be glad that they’re ending it with Takano and Ritsu, eh? They’re the best pairing in SIH, ending SIH with this couple is just so right! …BTW, Guess who’s here? My waifu, Meta’s Manga Queen, and…ANOTHER MALE! YES! JROW (or as I call him, JayRow) IS WITH US! I will try my best to turn him into an uke a yaoi fanboy! :3
Hoshi: READY TO PARTY WITH THE GIRLS, and Jrow, for the second to last episode of Sekai Ichi! -sigh- This show has gone by too fast with too much censoring. Oh well, let’s forget the bad and continue with the fangirling~
Zabobinator: Man! I can’t believe that this is the second to last episode! WHY IS EVERYTHING ENDING SO SOON!? As much as the other couples in the show have annoyed me, it’s still been super fun. I’m really excited that we’re ending with Ritsu and Takano. This couple is so great. Takano is my favorite seme ever and Ritsu is just hilariously stupid. MY FINGERS ARE CROSSED FOR LOVE MAKING!
Jrow: What’s this? anaaga has roped in another guy to watch Sekaiichi Hatsukoi? Some voodoo magic she’s using on us… Anyways, Hatsukoi is my first real experimenting with Boys Love, and while it’s not turning me all uke or anything, I’ve quite enjoyed some of the series. I stuck with it for the manga story early on, but the TakanoxRitsu romance has been through a fun/frustrating path. Damn, this show needs more episodes…
Anaaga: …Is he drunk? Drunk sex? 8D
Zabobinator: It seems like one of those morning… xD I hate those mornings xD
Jrow: The best sex =p
Anaaga: YOU would know, wouldn’t you? =P
Hoshi: Oh goodness xD
Anaaga: Btw, you’re going to squeal? Yes. And Hoshi too.
Jrow: Don’t count on it…
Hoshi: OH YES
Zabobinator: Wow… Jrow: squealing? xD ENERGY DRINKS…SO HEALTHY
Anaaga: Jeez, Ritsu, just go to work already. Life of a bachelor. GGGRRR Yokozawa. And Takano <3
Zabobinator: Takano is SUCH a seme…it’s not even funny
Anaaga: ISAKAAAA. He’s late -.-
Zabobinator: Isaka is so pro. He’s so chill. xD
Anaaga: I’m being educated about manga right now. Anime is giving me knowledge
Zabobinator: Dude, it is so weird to see women in this show…
Jrow: Nice to see a hawt girl here for a change =D
Hoshi: A PRESENT TO YOU
Anaaga: Not even hot. Skinny =p
Zabobinator: Happy Jrow is happy xD
Anaaga: Goddamn, this meeting is so intense
Hoshi: Ritsu is like WTF
Jrow: Damn, dem eyes Ritsu. Hopped up on 5-hour energy much?
Anaaga: LOL, RITSU
Zabobinator: Ritsu’s like…spazzing
Hoshi: LOL THIS IS REALLY INTENSE
Anaaga: Go Takano! LOL ISAKAAAAAAA
Zabobinator: I love Isaka. He’s just trolling them xD
Anaaga: LOL, so much confidence
Zabobinator: It was exhausting because it was INTENSE
Anaaga: Even I got tired watching the meeting >.< Why is there an old man in my yaoi?
Hoshi: He’s the pimp. Selling off ukes xD
Zabobinator: Please stop giving me horrible mental images!!! xD Noooo~
Anaaga: Hasegawa looks creepy. And look at his hair. HIS HAIR
Hoshi: HIS SQUARE CHIN. ITS LIKE…REALLY SQUARE
Anaaga: That’s a seme chin xD
Zabobinator: Dude…look at Takano’s collar… Now Takano? TAKANO’s a PIMP!
Anaaga: LOL THE COLLAR
Hoshi: BEST PIMP THERE IS
Anaaga: ALL SEMES ARE PIMPS
Zabobinator: AMEN. Ah man, it’s like…yaoi religion all up in here xD
Anaaga: lol poor, Jrow xD
Jrow: HAHA, you gals are breaking me in 😀
Anaaga: Hasegawa is fugly
Hoshi: He looks too normal
Anaaga: Risu’s deep dark secret
Zabobinator: Ok…Hasegawa’s got that “IF GIVEN THE CHANCE I WILL STALK YOU” vibe going on here… (Pfft. Kisa. xD)
Anaaga: Most normal ppl in yaoi are stalkers
Hoshi: Hell, I wish I was heir to a publishing company…
Zabobinator: Yah dude. He should just take advantage of it and prove how pro he is. Uke’s bitch too much T_T
Anaaga: Talking bad about my man. Don’t talk bad about Takano-sama!
Zabobinator: *BLUUUSSHHH DESUUUU~*
Anaaga: AAAWW, RITSU
Hoshi: YOU DEFEND HIM BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM, DAMNIT
Anaaga: DDDUUUUHHHHH. Definitely a book freak
Zabobinator: He’s like Anaaga when she gets her yaoi. xD
Anaaga: I always buy paperback xD YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS LOL TAKANO
Jrow: BUNNIES EVERYWHERE!!!!
Zabobinator: OH MY GOD I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT TOO
Anaaga: Goddamn stalker STALKEEEEEERRRRR
Hoshi: That is the girliest workplace you will ever see. OH SNAPPPP
Anaaga: JEALOUS TAKANO IS JEALOUS. OH GOD TAKANO YEEESSS BE JEALOUS
Zabobinator: Yah dude…they’re pretty much all flaming. Yay! =D Rrrraawwwrrr…
Anaaga: BUT HASEGAWA IS REALLY UGLY
Zabobinator: Dude. This guy is so creepy…
Anaaga: HOLY SHIT. INVITATION FOR SEX OH GOD NOOOOO DON’T LISTEN
Hoshi: NO DON’T LISTEN
Zabobinator: Demon editors are prolly better at sexin’. Just saying…
Anaaga: They have demons inside their pants
Jrow: TAKE IT RITSU!!!
Anaaga: *slaps JayRow*
Zabobinator: I’m with Jrow on this one. If he really likes literature, he should do it T_T
Anaaga: Remember, in yaoi, IT’S ALL ABOUT SEX
Jrow: Need some ACTION!
Anaaga: NEED SOME SEX
Hoshi: This show always needs more sex
Anaaga: Because he likes you Ritsu huurrr duuuuhhh
Zabobinator: This is like a scene out of Pocahontas
Anaaga: LOL. Save the trees!
Hoshi: OMG LMAO
Zabobinator: “YOU CAN PAAIINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIIINNNDDD”
Anaaga: LLLOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL TAKANOOOOOOOO ruining the moment. STALKERRRRRRR. Admit it, Takano, you’re stalking him!
Anaaga: Fuck, Ritsu. So dense. SSSSOOOO.DEEEENNNSSSEEEE.
Zabobinator: LOL BAM HAHA
Hoshi: I swear everytime he talks back to Takano, I want to head smash into my keyboard
Zabobinator: Yah seriously. He just makes a complete assface out of himself. xD
Jrow: Oh shi– Ritsu!
Anaaga: TAKANO TO THE RESCUE
Zabobinator: …Takano is like…
Jrow: Great save!
Anaaga: That’s so sweet. That’s like so retarded
Zabobinator: Dude, HOW DID HE GET THERE SO FAST!?
Anaaga: He’s SUPERMAN. AAAAAAWWWWW HUGGING IN PUBLIC
Jrow: Takano can have sex now, right?
Zabobinator: I vote for stair sex…
Anaaga: YEEEEESSSSSSS PUBLIC SEX
Hoshi: I still want car sex. I haven’t forgotten
Anaaga: YEAH CAR SEX TOO
Zabobinator: Car sex is hawt…
Anaaga: OMG TAKANOOOO, CAN’T YOU PEOPLE FEEL THE LOVE. Oh god I’m squealing right now
Hoshi: Same here
Zabobinator: Teehee. 😀
Anaaga: HOLY SHIT. THE TRUTH. YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Anaaga: NOW SSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXX YYYYYYYEEESS RAPE RITSU
Zabobinator: Takano’s so assertive.
Zabobinator: Ouch. T_T
Hoshi: JUST TAKE IT, RITSU. OH snap~
Anaaga: FUCK, HE ALWAYS FALLS
Zabobinator: Ok. Ritsu? That was deserved. T_T
Hoshi: OF COURSE HE FALLS AGAIN…. That was a sign, Ritsu
Anaaga: HE SAYS THAT HE KNOWS YOU. He should’ve take Takano there. On the stair. THE SEX.
Hoshi: Wouldn’t that hurt though? You know, your back?
Anaaga: There’s the doggy style xD
Hoshi: Ahhhh true true
Zabobinator: Yah. That. xD
Anaaga: Ask JayRow
Jrow: Backdoor action on the steps = win 😉
Anaaga: FUCK YOKOZAWA
Hoshi: SON OF–
Zabobinator: Ah dammit. Not this dude. T_T
Zabobinator: SHADDUP HE LIVES THERE YOU ASSBUTT. *rage*
Hoshi: Bastard, he can do what he wants!
Anaaga: OH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. Man yokozawa needs to get laid
Zabobinator: Yah man. Sex does WONDERS!
Jrow: U ain’t kiddin’
Anaaga: YOKOZAWA BUY SOME TOYS AND STOP ACTING LIKE A BITCH
Zaboninator: Takano was such a cutie. 😀
Anaaga: Takano so cute
Hoshi: Seriously hot damn~
Anaaga: I think I know why Takano became a slut >.<
Jrow: Damn… quick origin story of Takano. Want more
Zabobinator: OOOOH SNAAAPPP RITSU OMG
Anaaga: RITSU YOU CHEEEEAAATTTEEERRRRRR
Hoshi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RITSU WAEEEEEEEE
Anaaga: YEAH YOKOZAWA SLAP RITSU GODAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN
Anaaga: NEEDDDD MOOOOOORRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hoshi: GODAMNITWAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOREEEEEEE THEY WOULD DO THIS…
Anaaga: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO GIOHADKPFHPOSDHGAEG
Jrow: DAMN, THAT EP FLEW BY!
Zabobinator: I KNOW RIGHT
Hoshi: THAT WAS HELLA FAST WHATTHEHELLLLLL
Anaaga: SHIIITTTTTTTT SO MANY REVELATIONS MY BRAIN IS FRIED RIGHT NOW
Hoshi: SERIOUSLY It’s like Wait….WHATT?
Zabobinator: I actually already knew from the manga…and from watching it twice. xD
Anaaga: LOL me too. But STILL NNNGGGHHH @_@
Hoshi: IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN IT’S ANIMATED…
RITSU X TAKANO FTW:
Obligatory Hatori picture
Anaaga: So, how’s the episode?
Hoshi: I feel…unfullfilled. Like, it just ended at such a cliffhanger
Anaaga: LOL. You need more
Zabobinator: They always do cliffhangers before the big finale xD
Hoshi: And the fact that it’s ending next week pisses me off too
Anaaga: Yeah =(
Hoshi: Like, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THERE’S SO MUCH MORE
Jrow: WHY NOT 26!!!
Zabobinator: I really wish they hadn’t focused so much on the other couples
Hoshi: I know!!
Anaaga: Me too. Ritsu and Takano’s story is the best
Zabobinator: It was just super annoying and messed with the flow of the main story.
Hoshi: Yeah, they switched it up so oddly
Zabobinator: Yah definitely – they’re the most interesting of all the couples.
Jrow: Agreed. Chiaki’s story was kinda meh for me
Anaaga: God Chiaki. Nothing can describe my hatred for that dude
Zabobinator: Kisa’s was just pathetic and ridiculous. xD
Anaaga: Kisa’s so….illogical
Hoshi: All the ukes in this series are just…ughhhh. You want to punch some sense into them
Jrow: Kisa sucks. Take that comment any way you want.
Anaaga: Right!? They’re so…stupid!
Zabobinator: Ritsu’s not half bad. His only problem is that he overthinks things and is rather oblivious…
Anaaga: Yup, Ritsu’s too…jaded? xD
Jrow: I wanna beat Ritsu up each ep, especially watching this episode
Hoshi: LOL I think we all do
Anaaga: Ritsu is such a pessimist, but I think he’s better than the other two
Zabobinator: I think that watching Chiaki and Kisa act like complete idiots makes him more bearable though… YEP. JINX.
Anaaga: LOL <3 Chiaki is a total moron he’s too oblivious. Kisa is just so slutty
Hoshi: I have to say though I did like the other couples, but they focused on them TOO MUCH. With Junjou, they actually spaced it evenly
Zabobinator: Yah, I’m with you there, Hoshi.
Anaaga: They should squish the others’ stories into one episode. I mean, that episode 10 with Chiaki is unnecessary. They can put Ritsu there
Hoshi: Yeah, they just thursted you back to that couple. And I was like, “Wait, weren’t we done with them?”
Anaaga: And they even have their own book. GOD. Junjou Mystique. UGH
Zabobinator: LOL. This episode, though super fast, was pretty good though. T’was nice seeing jealous Takano xD
Hoshi: Yeah I agree
Anaaga: Yup seeing Takano jealous is refreshing. Like “YES he’s jealous! He’s also human!” And we get to know more about Ritsu and Takano
Zabobinator: Yes, the back story was really interesting. Fiancé, eh?
Anaaga: I got really mad at Ritsu there. Two-timer
Jrow: He was a player back in the day
Zabobinator: I doubt it was of Ritsu’s own doing though…He was head over heels for Takano. Don’t forget that he’s the heir of a big company. Sometimes, it’s out of his hands
Hoshi: I agree with Zabo. It was probably arranged or something
Anaaga: Maybe it’s his parents.
Zabobinator: Most likely. Also, he was trying to explain himself before Yokozawa frickin’ manhandled him. T_T
Anaaga: And Yokozawa’s such a bitch! GOSH YOKOZAWAAAAAAAAAA *rage rage rage*
Zabobinator: AMEN TO THAT. Seriously, we get it, you’re butthurt that Takano’s going back to Ritsu (No pun intended). But seriously? Stop taking it out on Ritsu!
Hoshi: I would be scared to be up against Yokozawa
Jrow: HAHA Yokozawa’s gonna get bodyslammed if Takano ever catches that shit
Zabobinator: I would like to see that… *grins*
Hoshi: OH YESS
Jrow: Talk about a good finale, Sex and fighting
Zabobinator: WOOH SEEEXXXX
Hoshi: OH YEAHHHH Lots of sex of course
Zabobinator: Dude, like, THERE HAS TO BE SEX! It’s the finale. There is no way that they can go without!
Anaaga: IF THERE IS NO SEX NEXT WEEK, I WILL SLAP A BITCH
Hoshi: RAGE TIME
Jrow: Seems like an awesome way to conclude the seri… I mean, first season
Zabobinator: YAH! Nice catch there xD
Hoshi: You just saved yourself Jrow lol. We’re all going to deny that this is the end of the series
Anaaga: There should be a SECOND SEASON. Write lots of emails to Deen. I know people who will do that xD
Hoshi: LOL just in big letters SECOND SEASONNNN
Jrow: Go ahead and also spam Crunchyroll
Anaaga: Ima tell my friend to do that hehehe. I would like to have another studio to do yaoi though instead of Deen 😀
Hoshi: There should be a studio JUST for yaoi. And its top quality. AND THE STUDIO IS ALL PINK AND FRILLY
Jrow: Educate me… which studio is best at yaoi?
Anaaga: Deen gives crappy animation sometimes. LOL imagine SHAFT doing yaoi xD
Zabobinator: Dude…Hoshi. Not only pink and frilly but with BUNNIES!!!
Hoshi: BUNNIESSSSS. OMG SHAFT DOING YAOI…. That’s a dream
Zabobinator: Shaft and yaoi…Shit… LOL THE NAME IS SO FITTING SHAFT FOR YAOI KDJASLDKFJSD:LKFAHHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYING OMG
Hoshi: LMAO I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT OMGGGGGG
Anaaga: I JUST REALIZED THAT
Hoshi: I CANT STOP LAUGHNG HAHAHAHA
Zabobinator: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! ME NEITHER!!!!!
Jrow: That’s the name of the anime; SHAFT
Anaaga: SHAFT: For Yaoi
Zabobinator: HAHAHAHHA! OH MY GOOODDD
Hoshi: SHAFT needs a yaoi division now. THEY NEED ONE
Anaaga: YES. With the For Yaoi at the bottom xD
Hoshi: YESSSS With a name like that YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A YAOI DIVISION
Anaaga: I wonder if they used that name knowing what it means
Hoshi: Oh lord and they giggle about it everyday
Jrow: Maybe that could go back and yaoi-fy some of there previous series
Anaaga: “I’m going to SHAFT today *gigglegiggle*”
Zabobinator: “Hehehe. Shaft. We should do yaoi huh? Teehee”
Hoshi: “Let’s not and totally troll those yaoi fangirls. Teehee”
Jrow: “SHAFT is such a BIG company”
Anaaga: “SHAFT’s creations are SOME OF THE BEST.” “PEOPLE LOVE SHAFT.” Something like that
Zabobinator: “What’s yaoi without SHAFT?”
Anaaga: LOL SHAFT IS THE BEEESSTTT
Anaaga: So next week is the last episode? T_____T
Hoshi: LSDKFJGKFJFKG -cries-
Anaaga: WANT SECOND SEASON
Zabobinator: Dude. If we don’t get at LEAST drunk sex I am seriously going to cut a bitch T_T
Hoshi: I KNOW I DIDN’T GET MY CAR SCENE
Jrow: I’d watch a second season. Came for the manga story aspect, stayed in hopes of SEX!
Anaaga: NEEDDDDDD SSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Hoshi: I think they will have a second season
Anaaga: They should!
Hoshi: No, they BETTER have a second season
Zabobinator: Yah, definitely. I mean, Junjou Romantica got a second season. I’m almost positive that this will get one as well.
Anaaga: Ima buy 10 dvds. Depends on the sale. JR was a success.
Zabobinator: THIS IS TOO~ Hell, I like this story better than Junjou Romantica.
Anaaga: BETTER BE JROW BUY 10 DVDS K
Jrow: Support Anime people! You want more, speak with dollar signs!
Hoshi: I’ll buy the dvds, seriously. Though I can say I like this better than Junjou
Anaaga: I don’t even know how I can buy, I’m just gona effin order. Yesss
But Seriously, SHAFT is the BEST: