Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi – 11

Prepare to be frustrated. Also, SHAFT is the BEST ANIME STUDIO EVER!

Anaaga: Uwaa guys, I’m so sorry SIH 11 is really late! I spent my Sunday playing ping pong for six hours, so I wasn’t able to finish this off on Sunday… TwT But wow, SIH is really going to end soon… Why can’t it have more episodes? WHERE’S THE JUSTICE FOR YAOI!? There should be more Ritsu and Takano! *sigh* But I have to be glad that they’re ending it with Takano and Ritsu, eh? They’re the best pairing in SIH, ending SIH with this couple is just so right! …BTW, Guess who’s here? My waifu, Meta’s Manga Queen, and…ANOTHER MALE! YES! JROW (or as I call him, JayRow) IS WITH US! I will try my best to turn him into an uke a yaoi fanboy! :3

Hoshi: READY TO PARTY WITH THE GIRLS, and Jrow, for the second to last episode of Sekai Ichi! -sigh- This show has gone by too fast with too much censoring. Oh well, let’s forget the bad and continue with the fangirling~

Zabobinator: Man! I can’t believe that this is the second to last episode! WHY IS EVERYTHING ENDING SO SOON!? As much as the other couples in the show have annoyed me, it’s still been super fun. I’m really excited that we’re ending with Ritsu and Takano. This couple is so great. Takano is my favorite seme ever and Ritsu is just hilariously stupid. MY FINGERS ARE CROSSED FOR LOVE MAKING!

Jrow: What’s this? anaaga has roped in another guy to watch Sekaiichi Hatsukoi? Some voodoo magic she’s using on us… Anyways, Hatsukoi is my first real experimenting with Boys Love, and while it’s not turning me all uke or anything, I’ve quite enjoyed some of the series. I stuck with it for the manga story early on, but the TakanoxRitsu romance has been through a fun/frustrating path. Damn, this show needs more episodes…

Anaaga: …Is he drunk? Drunk sex? 8D

Zabobinator: It seems like one of those morning… xD I hate those mornings xD

Jrow: The best sex =p

Anaaga: YOU would know, wouldn’t you? =P

Zabobinator: *grins*

Hoshi: Oh goodness xD

Anaaga: Btw, you’re going to squeal? Yes. And Hoshi too.

Jrow: Don’t count on it…

Hoshi: OH YES

Zabobinator: Wow… Jrow: squealing? xD ENERGY DRINKS…SO HEALTHY

Anaaga: Jeez, Ritsu, just go to work already. Life of a bachelor. GGGRRR Yokozawa. And Takano <3

Zabobinator: Takano is SUCH a seme…it’s not even funny

Anaaga: ISAKAAAA. He’s late -.-

Zabobinator: Isaka is so pro. He’s so chill. xD

Anaaga: I’m being educated about manga right now. Anime is giving me knowledge

Zabobinator: Dude, it is so weird to see women in this show…

Hoshi: Seriously

Anaaga: RIGHT!?

Jrow: Nice to see a hawt girl here for a change =D

Hoshi: A PRESENT TO YOU

Anaaga: Not even hot. Skinny =p

Zabobinator: Happy Jrow is happy xD

Anaaga: Goddamn, this meeting is so intense

Hoshi: Ritsu is like WTF

Jrow: Damn, dem eyes Ritsu. Hopped up on 5-hour energy much?

Anaaga: LOL, RITSU

Zabobinator: Ritsu’s like…spazzing

Hoshi: LOL THIS IS REALLY INTENSE

Anaaga: Go Takano! LOL ISAKAAAAAAA

Zabobinator: I love Isaka. He’s just trolling them xD

Anaaga: LOL, so much confidence

Zabobinator: It was exhausting because it was INTENSE

Anaaga: Even I got tired watching the meeting >.< Why is there an old man in my yaoi?

Hoshi: He’s the pimp. Selling off ukes xD

Anaaga: LOLOL

Zabobinator: Please stop giving me horrible mental images!!! xD Noooo~

Jrow: LOL

Anaaga: Hasegawa looks creepy. And look at his hair. HIS HAIR

Hoshi: HIS SQUARE CHIN. ITS LIKE…REALLY SQUARE

Anaaga: That’s a seme chin xD

Zabobinator: Dude…look at Takano’s collar… Now Takano? TAKANO’s a PIMP!

Anaaga: LOL THE COLLAR

Hoshi: BEST PIMP THERE IS

Anaaga: ALL SEMES ARE PIMPS

Zabobinator: AMEN. Ah man, it’s like…yaoi religion all up in here xD

Anaaga: lol poor, Jrow xD

Hoshi: LOL

Jrow: HAHA, you gals are breaking me in 😀

Anaaga: Hasegawa is fugly

Hoshi: He looks too normal

Anaaga: Risu’s deep dark secret

Zabobinator: Ok…Hasegawa’s got that “IF GIVEN THE CHANCE I WILL STALK YOU” vibe going on here… (Pfft. Kisa. xD)

Hoshi: Definitely

Anaaga: Most normal ppl in yaoi are stalkers

Hoshi: Hell, I wish I was heir to a publishing company…

Zabobinator: Yah dude. He should just take advantage of it and prove how pro he is. Uke’s bitch too much T_T

Anaaga: Talking bad about my man. Don’t talk bad about Takano-sama!

Zabobinator: *BLUUUSSHHH DESUUUU~*

Anaaga: AAAWW, RITSU

Hoshi: YOU DEFEND HIM BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM, DAMNIT

Anaaga: DDDUUUUHHHHH. Definitely a book freak

Zabobinator: He’s like Anaaga when she gets her yaoi. xD

Anaaga: I always buy paperback xD YYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS LOL TAKANO

Jrow: BUNNIES EVERYWHERE!!!!

Zabobinator: OH MY GOD I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT TOO

Hoshi: STALKERRRR

Anaaga: Goddamn stalker STALKEEEEEERRRRR

Hoshi: That is the girliest workplace you will ever see. OH SNAPPPP

Anaaga: JEALOUS TAKANO IS JEALOUS. OH GOD TAKANO YEEESSS BE JEALOUS

Zabobinator: Yah dude…they’re pretty much all flaming. Yay! =D Rrrraawwwrrr…

Anaaga: BUT HASEGAWA IS REALLY UGLY

Hoshi: AGREED

Zabobinator: Dude. This guy is so creepy…

Anaaga: HOLY SHIT. INVITATION FOR SEX OH GOD NOOOOO DON’T LISTEN

Hoshi: NO DON’T LISTEN

Zabobinator: Demon editors are prolly better at sexin’. Just saying…

Anaaga: They have demons inside their pants

Jrow: TAKE IT RITSU!!!

Anaaga: *slaps JayRow*

Zabobinator: I’m with Jrow on this one. If he really likes literature, he should do it T_T

Anaaga: Remember, in yaoi, IT’S ALL ABOUT SEX

Jrow: Need some ACTION!

Anaaga: NEED SOME SEX

Hoshi: This show always needs more sex

Anaaga: Because he likes you Ritsu huurrr duuuuhhh

Zabobinator: This is like a scene out of Pocahontas

Anaaga: LOL. Save the trees!

Hoshi: OMG LMAO

Zabobinator: “YOU CAN PAAIINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIIINNNDDD”

Jrow: HAHAHAHA

Anaaga: LLLOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL TAKANOOOOOOOO ruining the moment. STALKERRRRRRR. Admit it, Takano, you’re stalking him!

Hoshi: OOOOOO~

Anaaga: Fuck, Ritsu. So dense. SSSSOOOO.DEEEENNNSSSEEEE.

Zabobinator: LOL BAM HAHA

Anaaga: LOL

Hoshi: I swear everytime he talks back to Takano, I want to head smash into my keyboard

Zabobinator: Yah seriously. He just makes a complete assface out of himself. xD

Jrow: Oh shi– Ritsu!

Anaaga: TAKANO TO THE RESCUE

Hoshi: Waaaahhhh~<3

Zabobinator: …Takano is like…

Jrow: Great save!

Anaaga: That’s so sweet. That’s like so retarded

Zabobinator: Dude, HOW DID HE GET THERE SO FAST!?

Anaaga: He’s SUPERMAN. AAAAAAWWWWW HUGGING IN PUBLIC

Jrow: Takano can have sex now, right?

Zabobinator: I vote for stair sex…

Anaaga: YEEEEESSSSSSS PUBLIC SEX

Hoshi: I still want car sex. I haven’t forgotten

Anaaga: YEAH CAR SEX TOO

Zabobinator: Car sex is hawt…

Anaaga: OMG TAKANOOOO, CAN’T YOU PEOPLE FEEL THE LOVE. Oh god I’m squealing right now

Hoshi: Same here

Zabobinator: Teehee. 😀

Anaaga: HOLY SHIT. THE TRUTH. YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

Zabobinator: KISSSSSS~

Hoshi: FINALLYYYYYYY

Jrow: WOOO!!!!!!!~~~

Anaaga: NOW SSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXX YYYYYYYEEESS RAPE RITSU

Zabobinator: Takano’s so assertive.

Anaaga: OMG

Zabobinator: Ouch. T_T

Hoshi: JUST TAKE IT, RITSU. OH snap~

Anaaga: FUCK, HE ALWAYS FALLS

Zabobinator: Ok. Ritsu? That was deserved. T_T

Hoshi: OF COURSE HE FALLS AGAIN…. That was a sign, Ritsu

Anaaga: HE SAYS THAT HE KNOWS YOU. He should’ve take Takano there. On the stair. THE SEX.

Hoshi: Wouldn’t that hurt though? You know, your back?

Anaaga: There’s the doggy style xD

Hoshi: Ahhhh true true

Zabobinator: Yah. That. xD

Anaaga: Ask JayRow

Jrow: Backdoor action on the steps = win 😉

Anaaga: FUCK YOKOZAWA

Hoshi: SON OF–

Zabobinator: Ah dammit. Not this dude. T_T

Anaaga: MOTHAAAAAAAFFFFFF–

Zabobinator: SHADDUP HE LIVES THERE YOU ASSBUTT. *rage*

Hoshi: Bastard, he can do what he wants!

Anaaga: OH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. Man yokozawa needs to get laid

Zabobinator: Yah man. Sex does WONDERS!

Jrow: U ain’t kiddin’

Zabobinator: LOL

Anaaga: YOKOZAWA BUY SOME TOYS AND STOP ACTING LIKE A BITCH

Zaboninator: Takano was such a cutie. 😀

Anaaga: Takano so cute

Zabobinator: JINX

Anaaga: <3

Hoshi: Seriously hot damn~

Anaaga: I think I know why Takano became a slut >.<

Jrow: Damn… quick origin story of Takano. Want more

Zabobinator: OOOOH SNAAAPPP RITSU OMG

Anaaga: RITSU YOU CHEEEEAAATTTEEERRRRRR

Hoshi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RITSU WAEEEEEEEE

Anaaga: YEAH YOKOZAWA SLAP RITSU GODAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN

Zabobinator: ALKSDJFLSKDJFLKjs…

Anaaga: NEEDDDD MOOOOOORRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hoshi: GODAMNITWAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOREEEEEEE THEY WOULD DO THIS…

Anaaga: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO GIOHADKPFHPOSDHGAEG

Jrow: DAMN, THAT EP FLEW BY!

Zabobinator: I KNOW RIGHT

Hoshi: THAT WAS HELLA FAST WHATTHEHELLLLLL

Anaaga: SHIIITTTTTTTT SO MANY REVELATIONS MY BRAIN IS FRIED RIGHT NOW

Hoshi: SERIOUSLY It’s like Wait….WHATT?

Zabobinator: I actually already knew from the manga…and from watching it twice. xD

Anaaga: LOL me too. But STILL NNNGGGHHH @_@

Hoshi: IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN IT’S ANIMATED…

RITSU X TAKANO FTW:

Obligatory Hatori picture

End Thoughts:

Anaaga: So, how’s the episode?

Hoshi: I feel…unfullfilled. Like, it just ended at such a cliffhanger

Anaaga: LOL. You need more

Zabobinator: They always do cliffhangers before the big finale xD

Hoshi: And the fact that it’s ending next week pisses me off too

Anaaga: Yeah =(

Hoshi: Like, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THERE’S SO MUCH MORE

Jrow: WHY NOT 26!!!

Zabobinator: I really wish they hadn’t focused so much on the other couples

Hoshi: I know!!

Anaaga: Me too. Ritsu and Takano’s story is the best

Zabobinator: It was just super annoying and messed with the flow of the main story.

Hoshi: Yeah, they switched it up so oddly

Zabobinator: Yah definitely – they’re the most interesting of all the couples.

Jrow: Agreed. Chiaki’s story was kinda meh for me

Anaaga: God Chiaki. Nothing can describe my hatred for that dude

Zabobinator: Kisa’s was just pathetic and ridiculous. xD

Anaaga: Kisa’s so….illogical

Hoshi: All the ukes in this series are just…ughhhh. You want to punch some sense into them

Jrow: Kisa sucks. Take that comment any way you want.

Anaaga: Right!? They’re so…stupid!

Zabobinator: Ritsu’s not half bad. His only problem is that he overthinks things and is rather oblivious…

Anaaga: Yup, Ritsu’s too…jaded? xD

Jrow: I wanna beat Ritsu up each ep, especially watching this episode

Hoshi: LOL I think we all do

Anaaga: Ritsu is such a pessimist, but I think he’s better than the other two

Zabobinator: I think that watching Chiaki and Kisa act like complete idiots makes him more bearable though… YEP. JINX.

Anaaga: LOL <3 Chiaki is a total moron he’s too oblivious. Kisa is just so slutty

Hoshi: I have to say though I did like the other couples, but they focused on them TOO MUCH. With Junjou, they actually spaced it evenly

Zabobinator: Yah, I’m with you there, Hoshi.

Anaaga: They should squish the others’ stories into one episode. I mean, that episode 10 with Chiaki is unnecessary. They can put Ritsu there

Hoshi: Yeah, they just thursted you back to that couple. And I was like, “Wait, weren’t we done with them?”

Anaaga: And they even have their own book. GOD. Junjou Mystique. UGH

Zabobinator: LOL. This episode, though super fast, was pretty good though. T’was nice seeing jealous Takano xD

Hoshi: Yeah I agree

Jrow: Yeah

Anaaga: Yup seeing Takano jealous is refreshing. Like “YES he’s jealous! He’s also human!” And we get to know more about Ritsu and Takano

Zabobinator: Yes, the back story was really interesting. Fiancé, eh?

Anaaga: I got really mad at Ritsu there. Two-timer

Jrow: He was a player back in the day

Zabobinator: I doubt it was of Ritsu’s own doing though…He was head over heels for Takano. Don’t forget that he’s the heir of a big company. Sometimes, it’s out of his hands

Hoshi: I agree with Zabo. It was probably arranged or something

Anaaga: Maybe it’s his parents.

Zabobinator: Most likely. Also, he was trying to explain himself before Yokozawa frickin’ manhandled him. T_T

Anaaga: And Yokozawa’s such a bitch! GOSH YOKOZAWAAAAAAAAAA *rage rage rage*

Zabobinator: AMEN TO THAT. Seriously, we get it, you’re butthurt that Takano’s going back to Ritsu (No pun intended). But seriously? Stop taking it out on Ritsu!

Hoshi: I would be scared to be up against Yokozawa

Jrow: HAHA Yokozawa’s gonna get bodyslammed if Takano ever catches that shit

Zabobinator: I would like to see that… *grins*

Hoshi: OH YESS

Jrow: Talk about a good finale, Sex and fighting

Zabobinator: WOOH SEEEXXXX

Hoshi: OH YEAHHHH Lots of sex of course

Anaaga: SSSSSEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX

Zabobinator: Dude, like, THERE HAS TO BE SEX! It’s the finale. There is no way that they can go without!

Anaaga: IF THERE IS NO SEX NEXT WEEK, I WILL SLAP A BITCH

Hoshi: RAGE TIME

Jrow: Seems like an awesome way to conclude the seri… I mean, first season

Zabobinator: YAH! Nice catch there xD

Hoshi: You just saved yourself Jrow lol. We’re all going to deny that this is the end of the series

Anaaga: There should be a SECOND SEASON. Write lots of emails to Deen. I know people who will do that xD

Hoshi: LOL just in big letters SECOND SEASONNNN

Jrow: Go ahead and also spam Crunchyroll

Anaaga: Ima tell my friend to do that hehehe. I would like to have another studio to do yaoi though instead of Deen 😀

Hoshi: There should be a studio JUST for yaoi. And its top quality. AND THE STUDIO IS ALL PINK AND FRILLY

Jrow: Educate me… which studio is best at yaoi?

Anaaga: Deen gives crappy animation sometimes. LOL imagine SHAFT doing yaoi xD

Zabobinator: Dude…Hoshi. Not only pink and frilly but with BUNNIES!!!

Hoshi: BUNNIESSSSS. OMG SHAFT DOING YAOI…. That’s a dream

Zabobinator: Shaft and yaoi…Shit… LOL THE NAME IS SO FITTING SHAFT FOR YAOI KDJASLDKFJSD:LKFAHHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYING OMG

Hoshi: LMAO I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT OMGGGGGG

Anaaga: I JUST REALIZED THAT

Hoshi: I CANT STOP LAUGHNG HAHAHAHA

Zabobinator: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! ME NEITHER!!!!!

Jrow: That’s the name of the anime; SHAFT

Anaaga: SHAFT: For Yaoi

Zabobinator: HAHAHAHHA! OH MY GOOODDD

Hoshi: SHAFT needs a yaoi division now. THEY NEED ONE

Zabobinator: ASAP

Anaaga: YES. With the For Yaoi at the bottom xD

Hoshi: YESSSS With a name like that YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A YAOI DIVISION

Anaaga: I wonder if they used that name knowing what it means

Hoshi: Oh lord and they giggle about it everyday

Jrow: Maybe that could go back and yaoi-fy some of there previous series

Anaaga: “I’m going to SHAFT today *gigglegiggle*”

Zabobinator: “Hehehe. Shaft. We should do yaoi huh? Teehee”

Hoshi: “Let’s not and totally troll those yaoi fangirls. Teehee”

Jrow: “SHAFT is such a BIG company”

Anaaga: LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL

Hoshi: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Zabobinator: LOLOLOLOL

Anaaga: “SHAFT’s creations are SOME OF THE BEST.” “PEOPLE LOVE SHAFT.” Something like that

Zabobinator: “What’s yaoi without SHAFT?”

Jrow: LULZ

Anaaga: LOL SHAFT IS THE BEEESSTTT

Preview:

Anaaga: So next week is the last episode? T_____T

Zabobinator: Yah…

Hoshi: LSDKFJGKFJFKG -cries-

Anaaga: WANT SECOND SEASON

Zabobinator: Dude. If we don’t get at LEAST drunk sex I am seriously going to cut a bitch T_T

Hoshi: I KNOW I DIDN’T GET MY CAR SCENE

Jrow: I’d watch a second season. Came for the manga story aspect, stayed in hopes of SEX!

Anaaga: NEEDDDDDD SSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Hoshi: I think they will have a second season

Anaaga: They should!

Hoshi: No, they BETTER have a second season

Zabobinator: Yah, definitely. I mean, Junjou Romantica got a second season. I’m almost positive that this will get one as well.

Anaaga: Ima buy 10 dvds. Depends on the sale. JR was a success.

Zabobinator: THIS IS TOO~ Hell, I like this story better than Junjou Romantica.

Anaaga: BETTER BE JROW BUY 10 DVDS K

Jrow: Support Anime people! You want more, speak with dollar signs!

Hoshi: I’ll buy the dvds, seriously. Though I can say I like this better than Junjou

Anaaga: I don’t even know how I can buy, I’m just gona effin order. Yesss

But Seriously, SHAFT is the BEST:

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