Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi – 04

WARNING: when fujoshis gather, there’s always lots of “KYAAA” and “SQUEES”

Anaaga: WOOT SIH 4 is finally here! I was able to drag Hoshi so that she can fangirl with me for this review. You know the saying, the more the merrier? This works for yaoi too, since watching yaoi with another fujoshi is 1000x funner! MORE FUJOSHI, MORE SQUEALING! So excited right now! 😀

Hoshi: Definitely more squealing! I was actually looking forward to this all week XD Well, I always look forward to Sekai Ichi, but the fact I would be fangirling with one of my fellow fujoshi just made me even more excited for the day to come.  With that, LET THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON MURDERING BEGIN!

Anaaga: Let’s do this

Hoshi: YESS XD

Hoshi: Let me lock the door juuuusssttt in caseeeee

Anaaga: LOL

Anaaga: My sister is sleeping now. But who cares. Nothing can wake her up

Anaaga: Denial

Hoshi: AS ALWAYS

Anaaga: Is it just me or Ukes can’t lie?

Hoshi: No they can’t

Anaaga: Takano voice… SO SEXY

Hoshi: OH YESSSS~

Hoshi: God, I love that kiss

Anaaga: HIS HANDS~

Hoshi: LMAO

Anaaga: Oh snap. Grr… Yokozawa

Hoshi: I literally gasped when I saw him

Anaaga: Yokozawa is like one of those people where you say “no,” it means “yes.”

Hoshi: “Was he tearing into you?” HAHAHAHA!

Anaaga: *bitchslap Yokozawa*

Anaaga: OH SNAP. YOKOZAWA, HE’S GONNA CALL RITSU. IN YO FACE!

Hoshi: IN YOUR FACE SUCKA

Hoshi: Aghhh, cute opening song time~

Anaaga: I know right?

Hoshi: I wonder how the singer feels of his song being in a yaoi…

Anaaga: LOL

Anaaga: Imagine those seiyuu moaning

Hoshi: HAHAHA they probably leave the recording studio confused about their sexuality

Hoshi: A;LSKFGKFJGFKGF. BLUSHIE FACES ALL AROUND

Anaaga: The word “attack” has lots of meaning behind it

Anaaga: I see Ritsu’s getting steamy. Such a pervert

Hoshi: Heheheheheh

Hoshi: So hot and bothered, he can’t even concentrate on work

Anaaga: Yeah right? Just let it go, Ritsu~ go back to Takano

Anaaga: Oh gosh, Takano, CALL ME instead of Ritsu

Hoshi: CALL US WE’LL ANSWER!

Someone needs to go to the toilet badly…

CALL ME~ *insert Yuya Matsushita’s song*

Anaaga: Hatori <3

Hoshi: That looks like me at school

Anaaga: LOL

Anaaga: Oh shit, they’re so screwed

Hoshi: God damnit, Yoshizawa…

Anaaga: Shit, I hate him so much

Anaaga: Ritsu is so dedicated. He works more than talks *glare at Yokozawa*

Hoshi: I know~ That’s the only reason why I respect Ritsu. So good with his job~

Anaaga: Lol, me too. He makes me feel like a half-assed right now

Hoshi: SERIOUSLY… Ugh, why am I so lazy…*despairs*

Anaaga: AND WE HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT

Hoshi: YES, WE DO. WE SHALL, DAMNIT!

Anaaga: “SHALL” not “WILL” OTL

Hoshi: LOL

Anaaga: Takano! Finally someone who supports Ritsu!

Hoshi: FINALLY! TAKANO, WE LOVE YOU MORE

Anaaga: WE SHOULD MAKE A FAN CLUB OF HIM

Hoshi: WE SHOULD! AND OMG THAT SERIOUS STARE OF HIS<3

Anaaga: RIGHT~ HIS EYES RIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL

YOU GO, RITSU

HOW DARE YOU CALL TAKANO-SAMA DUMB! TAKANO-SAMA IS A PERFECT HUMAN BEING

Hoshi: Mutou sensei looks so cute~

Anaaga: LOL, no germ could get through. So nice of her.]

Hoshi: This makes me want to become a Manga Editor SOOO BADDD. I don’t care about the stress

Anaaga: You shouldn’t. Your boss might be your ex-lover xD

Hoshi: OH LORD—

Anaaga: Ritsu is so considerate when it comes to work

Hoshi: Mhm~ Makes me actually like him for once

Anaaga: Yeah. But every time I see him in denial, it pisses me off

Hoshi: Yeah, we still can’t forgive him for that

Anaaga: I never knew one should stick stuff on the bubbles : o

Hoshi: I know, me neither. I was like, “WHAT?”

Anaaga: I feel like an elementary student now

Anaaga: YEAH, RITSU

Hoshi: WHOOHOOO~ Congratulatory kiss now xD

Anaaga: Just make out in front of Yokozawa xD

Hoshi: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

Anaaga: LOL

Anaaga: This is the only time I like Yokozawa. When he waited for Ritsu

Hoshi: Yeah, his one shining moment

Anaaga: Takano smoking looks so sexy~

Hoshi: Oh yeaaahhh~ This is why people smoke

Anaaga: How can he say a such sweet thing with a straight face?

Hoshi: I KNOW? ;A;

Anaaga: I WANT TAKANO TO PAT MY HEAD TOO

Hoshi: OMG… THAT HAIR THING

START SQUEALING PEOPLE

Anaaga: Oh, Ritu has headache

Hoshi: *SQUEALS* I love Ritsu when he blushes. So cute~

Anaaga: True

Hoshi: OMFG

Anaaga: GOD DAMNIT IT

Hoshi: I’D BE SCARED SHITLESS DUDE

Anaaga: YOKOZAWA I WILL KILL YOU

Hoshi: THAT’S OUR FIRST JOB AS THE TAKANO FANCLUB. KILL YOKOZAWA

Anaaga: THEN HAVE TAKANO DO RITSU

Hoshi: AND ALL WILL BE WELL IN THE YAOI WORLD

Anaaga: LOL. But GRRRR I hate how Yokozawa is such a double-face.

Bullying in the toilet? DO NOT WANT

Anaaga: OH GOD TRAIN

Hoshi: SITTING TOGETHER<3

Anaaga: I’m just waiting for my smut now

Hoshi: Seriously…

Anaaga: Jeez, Ritsu. JUST ASK

Hoshi: ASKKKKK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

Anaaga: “YO, YOU’RE DATING YOKOZAWA?” HOW HARD IS THAT?

Hoshi: LOL

Hoshi: OMGGGGGGG

Anaaga: OMG

Hoshi: SO CUTE!

Anaaga: SQUEALING!!

Hoshi: I’m dying over here *A*

Anaaga: I WANT TO SLEEP ON TAKANO’S SHOULDER TOO

Hoshi: SO ADORABLEEEEE

Anaaga: KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA

Me and Hoshi are officially dying from happiness because of this scene

Hoshi: Oh God, I’m already giggling

Hoshi: LOLOLOL

Anaaga: LOLOL. RITSU LOOKS LIKE A NEW BRIDE

Hoshi: HE DOES. HAHAHAHA

Anaaga: HOW HE COVERS HIS CHEST. HE HAS NO BOOBS

Hoshi: I KNOW RIGHT? LOL, why did Takano take off his clothes though?

Anaaga: HE WAS GETTING HOT

Hoshi: OH YEAH, OBVIOUSLY

Anaaga: Ritsu got trapped

Hoshi: You know something happened Ritsu. STOP DENYING THINGS

Anaaga: YEAH. JUST GIVE IN. DO THE SEX

Hoshi: LE SEX~

Anaaga: Takano is so arrogant. That’s why I love him <3

Hoshi: IT’S LOVE DAMNIT

Anaaga: He doesn’t know there’s a countdown for his love in the manga

Virginity taken

Ritsu is using sarcasm

Anaaga: Oh, for those who don’t get our fujoshi language (shame on you) and has no clue what’s going on, here’s some a summary of what’s going on. Basically Ritsu is confused over Yokozawa’s relationship with Takano, since Yokozawa seems so close with Takano. Also, Ritsu is able to self-reflect himself during work , because Mutou-sensei, the mangaka under him, isn’t able to meet the deadline on that day. While helping Mutou-sensei to finish the manga, Ritsu realized that his enthusiasm won’t get him anywhere, and he needs to stop doing half-assed job. FINALLY RITSU. Thankfully, Ritsu managed to pull it off, and Mutou-sensei’s manga is finished in time. And everybody’s happy….except Yokozawa. GRR. Like an ass, he has to get mad at Ritsu for coming to Marukawa and blames Ritsu for Takano’s change. WTF Yokozawa. But no worries, Takano says that he still loves Ritsu, and Ritsu is obviously in love with Takano. NOTHING CAN STOP THE LOVE BETWEEN RITSU AND TAKANO!! Except me and Hoshi.

RITSU’s 1001 FACES:

Self-Reflection

Ritsu: “…It smells like Takano…”

Ritsu just can’t hold it in

Ritsu is telling the audience to take responsibility if he gets pregnant

Takano: “Have been reading Sex Pistols? Guys can get pregnant only in Sex Pistols, dumb ass!”

End Thoughts:

Hoshi: AHHH NO SMUT

Anaaga: YEAH. I’M SO MAD. THERE SHOULD BE WEEKLY YAOI SMUT IN SIH. GGGGGGRRRRRR

Hoshi: *starts chanting* CAR SCENE CAR SCENE CAR SCENE

Anaaga: ME TOO. I want the kiss in the train too

Hoshi: OH YES~ I love the train scenes~ So adorable I can hardly stand it<3

Anaaga: I wonder if they’re gonna get to the car scene… It’s just 12 eps, and three couples…

Hoshi: REALLY? ;A; UGHHHHHH NOOOOOO

Anaaga: But I still want SMUT D: NEED SEX NAOW

Hoshi: SMUTTTT. We are not satisfied fangirls without the smut

Anaaga: REMOVE THOSE CENSORS TOO

Hoshi: CENSORS ARE EVILLLL. They make it so shady too. I’m like WHATTHEHELLL

Anaaga: They usually uncensor it in Blu-Rays

Hoshi: Omg…uncensored yaoi on my HD TV….

Anaaga: Oh well, although there’s no smut in this episode at all (except the recap), I actually enjoyed this episode a lot. I was actually being educated about the manga world. STICKING STUFF SEEMS FUN. Ritsu’s self-reflection is actually worth it, and seeing him working so hard just made my night that time. Gosh if he’s just doesn’t deny his love for Takano, I might’ve liked him already. But nooooo he has to deny his love for Takano, making him a proper uke.

One thing that I really hate the most in this episode is just Yokozawa. GOD HE’S SUCH A)*#%_)*R!!! It’s not like Yokozawa is a bad character, but I hate how he THINKS he’s right. Yes, it’s nice of him thinking about Takano’s well being, but doesn’t he realizes that Takano will be happy the most if Takano is with Ritsu? Instead of telling Ritsu to back off, he should’ve tried to reconcile Ritsu and Takano! Help them, solve their misunderstanding, and then hook them up! That’s a true BFF should do!

Also, I saw this in the third episode, and I’m seeing it again the fourth episode. Seems like Studio Deen is screwing up with the animation. I thought they weren’t going to do this with the fourth episode, but oh well they did it again. Ritsu and Takano look hella ugly in some scenes. As in deformed. Yokozawa too, but who cares about him. Sure, the scenes aren’t particularly focused on Ritsu and Takano, but that’s not really an excuse to mess up with the background people. C’MON, I WANT HOT TAKANO 25/8!!

Hoshi: Hoping I didn’t break my Caps Lock button from all this intense fangirling. YOKOZAWA, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A COCKBLOCK?! I think this is the first time in a long while that I’ve been this mad at a character in a yaoi anime. Usually I’m angry over the resistant ukes *cough* Ritsu *cough*, but this time around I’m having such passionate hate over a secondary character. As Anaaga said, I also hate that he think he’s always right and can’t see that Takano being with Ritsu is actually a good thing for him. The man needs to stop being so jealous and leave Takano alone, damnit.

Episode 4 wasn’t necessarily my favorite episode, but it did have a lot of good moments, at which squealing with Anaaga made it ten times as awesome. My favorite scene, because I’m such a fluff lover, was when Ritsu fell asleep against Takano’s shoulder. I’m giggling madly now just thinking about it! I absolutely love those cute moments they have in the train. Every time they’re on there, I start rocking in my chair in anticipation for another fluff scene. So far, I’ve been pretty satisfied with Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi (except for you know, no uncensored smut as of late), it sticks well to the manga and while the animation can be a bit faulty at times, it’s still very decent. It’s saddening to think that there’s only going to be twelve episodes, and we still have two more couples to get through. I think I wouldn’t mind this following into Junjou Romantica’s footsteps so we can get a second season. Hey, it’s never to early to think of a second season~.

Preview:

Anaaga: OHMYGOD. NEXT WEEK IS HATORI.

Hoshi: FUCK YES. HOLY CRAP I’M SO EXCITED. I CANT STOP WITH THE CAPS LOCK |’D

Anaaga: ME TOO <3 I think the only straight guy in Emerlad is the smiley guy. Everybody else is GAY

Hoshi: LOL 90% of his coworkers are GAY~