WARNING: when fujoshis gather, there’s always lots of “KYAAA” and “SQUEES”
Anaaga: WOOT SIH 4 is finally here! I was able to drag Hoshi so that she can fangirl with me for this review. You know the saying, the more the merrier? This works for yaoi too, since watching yaoi with another fujoshi is 1000x funner! MORE FUJOSHI, MORE SQUEALING! So excited right now! 😀
Hoshi: Definitely more squealing! I was actually looking forward to this all week XD Well, I always look forward to Sekai Ichi, but the fact I would be fangirling with one of my fellow fujoshi just made me even more excited for the day to come. With that, LET THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON MURDERING BEGIN!
Anaaga: Let’s do this
Hoshi: YESS XD
Hoshi: Let me lock the door juuuusssttt in caseeeee
Anaaga: My sister is sleeping now. But who cares. Nothing can wake her up
Hoshi: AS ALWAYS
Anaaga: Is it just me or Ukes can’t lie?
Hoshi: No they can’t
Anaaga: Takano voice… SO SEXY
Hoshi: OH YESSSS~
Hoshi: God, I love that kiss
Anaaga: HIS HANDS~
Anaaga: Oh snap. Grr… Yokozawa
Hoshi: I literally gasped when I saw him
Anaaga: Yokozawa is like one of those people where you say “no,” it means “yes.”
Hoshi: “Was he tearing into you?” HAHAHAHA!
Anaaga: *bitchslap Yokozawa*
Anaaga: OH SNAP. YOKOZAWA, HE’S GONNA CALL RITSU. IN YO FACE!
Hoshi: IN YOUR FACE SUCKA
Hoshi: Aghhh, cute opening song time~
Anaaga: I know right?
Hoshi: I wonder how the singer feels of his song being in a yaoi…
Anaaga: Imagine those seiyuu moaning
Hoshi: HAHAHA they probably leave the recording studio confused about their sexuality
Hoshi: A;LSKFGKFJGFKGF. BLUSHIE FACES ALL AROUND
Anaaga: The word “attack” has lots of meaning behind it
Anaaga: I see Ritsu’s getting steamy. Such a pervert
Hoshi: So hot and bothered, he can’t even concentrate on work
Anaaga: Yeah right? Just let it go, Ritsu~ go back to Takano
Anaaga: Oh gosh, Takano, CALL ME instead of Ritsu
Hoshi: CALL US WE’LL ANSWER!
Someone needs to go to the toilet badly…
CALL ME~ *insert Yuya Matsushita’s song*
Anaaga: Hatori <3
Hoshi: That looks like me at school
Anaaga: Oh shit, they’re so screwed
Hoshi: God damnit, Yoshizawa…
Anaaga: Shit, I hate him so much
Anaaga: Ritsu is so dedicated. He works more than talks *glare at Yokozawa*
Hoshi: I know~ That’s the only reason why I respect Ritsu. So good with his job~
Anaaga: Lol, me too. He makes me feel like a half-assed right now
Hoshi: SERIOUSLY… Ugh, why am I so lazy…*despairs*
Anaaga: AND WE HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT
Hoshi: YES, WE DO. WE SHALL, DAMNIT!
Anaaga: “SHALL” not “WILL” OTL
Anaaga: Takano! Finally someone who supports Ritsu!
Hoshi: FINALLY! TAKANO, WE LOVE YOU MORE
Anaaga: WE SHOULD MAKE A FAN CLUB OF HIM
Hoshi: WE SHOULD! AND OMG THAT SERIOUS STARE OF HIS<3
Anaaga: RIGHT~ HIS EYES RIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL
YOU GO, RITSU
HOW DARE YOU CALL TAKANO-SAMA DUMB! TAKANO-SAMA IS A PERFECT HUMAN BEING
Hoshi: Mutou sensei looks so cute~
Anaaga: LOL, no germ could get through. So nice of her.]
Hoshi: This makes me want to become a Manga Editor SOOO BADDD. I don’t care about the stress
Anaaga: You shouldn’t. Your boss might be your ex-lover xD
Hoshi: OH LORD—
Anaaga: Ritsu is so considerate when it comes to work
Hoshi: Mhm~ Makes me actually like him for once
Anaaga: Yeah. But every time I see him in denial, it pisses me off
Hoshi: Yeah, we still can’t forgive him for that
Anaaga: I never knew one should stick stuff on the bubbles : o
Hoshi: I know, me neither. I was like, “WHAT?”
Anaaga: I feel like an elementary student now
Anaaga: YEAH, RITSU
Hoshi: WHOOHOOO~ Congratulatory kiss now xD
Anaaga: Just make out in front of Yokozawa xD
Hoshi: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
Anaaga: This is the only time I like Yokozawa. When he waited for Ritsu
Hoshi: Yeah, his one shining moment
Anaaga: Takano smoking looks so sexy~
Hoshi: Oh yeaaahhh~ This is why people smoke
Anaaga: How can he say a such sweet thing with a straight face?
Hoshi: I KNOW? ;A;
Anaaga: I WANT TAKANO TO PAT MY HEAD TOO
Hoshi: OMG… THAT HAIR THING
START SQUEALING PEOPLE
Anaaga: Oh, Ritu has headache
Hoshi: *SQUEALS* I love Ritsu when he blushes. So cute~
Anaaga: GOD DAMNIT IT
Hoshi: I’D BE SCARED SHITLESS DUDE
Anaaga: YOKOZAWA I WILL KILL YOU
Hoshi: THAT’S OUR FIRST JOB AS THE TAKANO FANCLUB. KILL YOKOZAWA
Anaaga: THEN HAVE TAKANO DO RITSU
Hoshi: AND ALL WILL BE WELL IN THE YAOI WORLD
Anaaga: LOL. But GRRRR I hate how Yokozawa is such a double-face.
Bullying in the toilet? DO NOT WANT
Anaaga: OH GOD TRAIN
Hoshi: SITTING TOGETHER<3
Anaaga: I’m just waiting for my smut now
Anaaga: Jeez, Ritsu. JUST ASK
Hoshi: ASKKKKK. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
Anaaga: “YO, YOU’RE DATING YOKOZAWA?” HOW HARD IS THAT?
Hoshi: SO CUTE!
Hoshi: I’m dying over here *A*
Anaaga: I WANT TO SLEEP ON TAKANO’S SHOULDER TOO
Hoshi: SO ADORABLEEEEE
Me and Hoshi are officially dying from happiness because of this scene
Hoshi: Oh God, I’m already giggling
Anaaga: LOLOL. RITSU LOOKS LIKE A NEW BRIDE
Hoshi: HE DOES. HAHAHAHA
Anaaga: HOW HE COVERS HIS CHEST. HE HAS NO BOOBS
Hoshi: I KNOW RIGHT? LOL, why did Takano take off his clothes though?
Anaaga: HE WAS GETTING HOT
Hoshi: OH YEAH, OBVIOUSLY
Anaaga: Ritsu got trapped
Hoshi: You know something happened Ritsu. STOP DENYING THINGS
Anaaga: YEAH. JUST GIVE IN. DO THE SEX
Hoshi: LE SEX~
Anaaga: Takano is so arrogant. That’s why I love him <3
Hoshi: IT’S LOVE DAMNIT
Anaaga: He doesn’t know there’s a countdown for his love in the manga
Ritsu is using sarcasm
Anaaga: Oh, for those who don’t get our fujoshi language (shame on you) and has no clue what’s going on, here’s some a summary of what’s going on. Basically Ritsu is confused over Yokozawa’s relationship with Takano, since Yokozawa seems so close with Takano. Also, Ritsu is able to self-reflect himself during work , because Mutou-sensei, the mangaka under him, isn’t able to meet the deadline on that day. While helping Mutou-sensei to finish the manga, Ritsu realized that his enthusiasm won’t get him anywhere, and he needs to stop doing half-assed job. FINALLY RITSU. Thankfully, Ritsu managed to pull it off, and Mutou-sensei’s manga is finished in time. And everybody’s happy….except Yokozawa. GRR. Like an ass, he has to get mad at Ritsu for coming to Marukawa and blames Ritsu for Takano’s change. WTF Yokozawa. But no worries, Takano says that he still loves Ritsu, and Ritsu is obviously in love with Takano. NOTHING CAN STOP THE LOVE BETWEEN RITSU AND TAKANO!! Except me and Hoshi.
RITSU’s 1001 FACES:
Ritsu: “…It smells like Takano…”
Ritsu just can’t hold it in
Ritsu is telling the audience to take responsibility if he gets pregnant
Takano: “Have been reading Sex Pistols? Guys can get pregnant only in Sex Pistols, dumb ass!”
Hoshi: AHHH NO SMUT
Anaaga: YEAH. I’M SO MAD. THERE SHOULD BE WEEKLY YAOI SMUT IN SIH. GGGGGGRRRRRR
Hoshi: *starts chanting* CAR SCENE CAR SCENE CAR SCENE
Anaaga: ME TOO. I want the kiss in the train too
Hoshi: OH YES~ I love the train scenes~ So adorable I can hardly stand it<3
Anaaga: I wonder if they’re gonna get to the car scene… It’s just 12 eps, and three couples…
Hoshi: REALLY? ;A; UGHHHHHH NOOOOOO
Anaaga: But I still want SMUT D: NEED SEX NAOW
Hoshi: SMUTTTT. We are not satisfied fangirls without the smut
Anaaga: REMOVE THOSE CENSORS TOO
Hoshi: CENSORS ARE EVILLLL. They make it so shady too. I’m like WHATTHEHELLL
Anaaga: They usually uncensor it in Blu-Rays
Hoshi: Omg…uncensored yaoi on my HD TV….
Anaaga: Oh well, although there’s no smut in this episode at all (except the recap), I actually enjoyed this episode a lot. I was actually being educated about the manga world. STICKING STUFF SEEMS FUN. Ritsu’s self-reflection is actually worth it, and seeing him working so hard just made my night that time. Gosh if he’s just doesn’t deny his love for Takano, I might’ve liked him already. But nooooo he has to deny his love for Takano, making him a proper uke.
One thing that I really hate the most in this episode is just Yokozawa. GOD HE’S SUCH A)*#%_)*R!!! It’s not like Yokozawa is a bad character, but I hate how he THINKS he’s right. Yes, it’s nice of him thinking about Takano’s well being, but doesn’t he realizes that Takano will be happy the most if Takano is with Ritsu? Instead of telling Ritsu to back off, he should’ve tried to reconcile Ritsu and Takano! Help them, solve their misunderstanding, and then hook them up! That’s a true BFF should do!
Also, I saw this in the third episode, and I’m seeing it again the fourth episode. Seems like Studio Deen is screwing up with the animation. I thought they weren’t going to do this with the fourth episode, but oh well they did it again. Ritsu and Takano look hella ugly in some scenes. As in deformed. Yokozawa too, but who cares about him. Sure, the scenes aren’t particularly focused on Ritsu and Takano, but that’s not really an excuse to mess up with the background people. C’MON, I WANT HOT TAKANO 25/8!!
Hoshi: Hoping I didn’t break my Caps Lock button from all this intense fangirling. YOKOZAWA, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A COCKBLOCK?! I think this is the first time in a long while that I’ve been this mad at a character in a yaoi anime. Usually I’m angry over the resistant ukes *cough* Ritsu *cough*, but this time around I’m having such passionate hate over a secondary character. As Anaaga said, I also hate that he think he’s always right and can’t see that Takano being with Ritsu is actually a good thing for him. The man needs to stop being so jealous and leave Takano alone, damnit.
Episode 4 wasn’t necessarily my favorite episode, but it did have a lot of good moments, at which squealing with Anaaga made it ten times as awesome. My favorite scene, because I’m such a fluff lover, was when Ritsu fell asleep against Takano’s shoulder. I’m giggling madly now just thinking about it! I absolutely love those cute moments they have in the train. Every time they’re on there, I start rocking in my chair in anticipation for another fluff scene. So far, I’ve been pretty satisfied with Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi (except for you know, no uncensored smut as of late), it sticks well to the manga and while the animation can be a bit faulty at times, it’s still very decent. It’s saddening to think that there’s only going to be twelve episodes, and we still have two more couples to get through. I think I wouldn’t mind this following into Junjou Romantica’s footsteps so we can get a second season. Hey, it’s never to early to think of a second season~.
Anaaga: OHMYGOD. NEXT WEEK IS HATORI.
Hoshi: FUCK YES. HOLY CRAP I’M SO EXCITED. I CANT STOP WITH THE CAPS LOCK |’D
Anaaga: ME TOO <3 I think the only straight guy in Emerlad is the smiley guy. Everybody else is GAY
Hoshi: LOL 90% of his coworkers are GAY~