Sword Art Online II – 05
Sinon’s military pantsu adds nine thousand critical damage to her character.
Hey it is my turn to review the episode this week even though I will admit to being on team anti-sao ever since that mess went down in the first season, but anyway I will try to do something fun for the actual post.
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My Light Saber Goes WOOSSSHHHZZZ
Jesus Kirito-sama- “prepare thy self for maximum penetration bitch!”
So this week our lord and savior Jesus Kirito-sama and Shion managed to arrive just in time to finally enter the BoB contest and with that out of the way what is next? How about a bit of fanservice provided by Shion who also discovered that Jesus Kirito-sama was actually a dude! I know shocker right? Now I am fine with all things fanservice; however that whole scene was a bit strange as things stayed quiet for a few moments before the slap to the face moment. I just have to ask was that the creators attempt at comedy in SAO? If so then they really failed in my opinion, but I know the fans will simply say that SAO isn’t really intended to be funny given sense the tone is more serious.
Jesus Kirito-sama uses the force to read your private emails.
Anyway enough on the fanservice and slapping let’s move onto the first GGO fight staring Jesus Kirito-sama! So was there really any doubt in our minds that he would win? I mean of course much like any Shounen or action series out there we all know that our main characters will survive any fight and generally as fans we usually lean more towards HOW they win and boy did Jesus Kirito-sama win in the most crazy way possible! Well I guess it wasn’t really all that crazy because all he did was thrust that overpowered Lightsaber of his into some dudes chest for the victory and thus proving to everyone that swords are the best weapons to use in a game about guns…wait what? I know that part always makes me laugh!
Death Gun-“OH MY GOD it’s Jesus Kirito-sama! Can I have your autograph?”
Now to wrap this up with Death Gun appearing at the end to do his best Darth Vader impersonation and is he really a member of the laughing coffin guild from Sword Art Online? I guess it could be possible that he is a survivor of that game who just so happens to know Jesus Kirito-sama’s name or heard about the legend; however I still think that Death Gun is Shion’s best friend in the real world.
Extra Fun Time
Jesus Kirito-sama-“Ouch not so rough Sinon.” Sinon-“Sh-Shut up B-Baka and accept my love.”
Jesus Kirito-sama-“WHERE DEM BAD PEOPLE AT?! I MUST SMITE THEM NOW!!”
The hardest question ever.
Jesus Kirito-sama is so damn moe~
Jesus Kirito-sama likes this kind of service.
Worth it.
Jesus Kirito-sama-“WOOOOSSSSHH!! TASTE THY POWER OF MY BLADE!”
Death Gun found his newest target.
See you next GGO episode!!
<insert clever Luke I am your father reference here>
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All he needs is one less right hand and that would be near perfect. nyan~
Personally, Jesus-Kirito would get ownz by a certain decrepit old man… He even has been shown to dual-wield.
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
If only Kirito was voiced by Yuki Kaji then it would be insane.
Old people in anime are gods usually xD
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“In time you will call me Master…”
“Oh… I’m afraid that you’ve walked right into a trap.”
POWUH: and LOLi Defender with 10998 comments
Yes Chaika.
…show is still puttering along…It’s like it just doesn’t know what to do next in GGO.
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Chaika is love, Chiaka is life <3
True that! Right now it feels mostly like character setups and introductions to the BoB contest and how Kirito meets up with Death Gun! I guess the mystery around WHO he is might be interesting to some I imagine.
POWUH: Meta Resident and LN Informant with 1529 comments
And so Kirito meets Death Vader/Darth Gun… (¬_¬)
The Star Wars jokes just write themselves, don’t they?
POWUH: Meta Team and Meta-Analyst with 3844 comments
Sinon should just wear a metal bikini. We await carbonite.
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Sounds tough~
POWUH: Meta Team and Spammy Tamer with 7115 comments
As an acquaintance of mine said in reference to this picture:
“So right for Alderaan reasons.”
POWUH: Meta Team and Meta-Analyst with 3844 comments
Much like “Worth destroying (for) Alderaan reasons.”
POWUH: and Vampire Lover with 11746 comments
Kirito’s true gender reveal came a lot quicker than expected. Making it so abrupt felt anticlimactic put that pause before Sinon slapped him was amusing.
Obviously our OP protagonist cleared his round. At least they made him put a little effort into it. Death Gun turning out to be another SAO survivor has things a lot serious now. Not that it wasn’t already with the confirmed deaths. I’m just waiting to see who this guy really is.
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
But if Kirito is god that what is Tatsuya of Mahouka. And don’t even remind me of Jesus *remember Jesus Kita Yamato*
POWUH: and Vampire Lover with 11746 comments
Oh, we nearly forgot about him. Let’s have a battle of gods to decide the winner.
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Tatsuya can burn in hell for all I care he is my most hated character of the season just another magical dude who wins at everything xDD
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*sends decrepit old man to kill Tatsuya*
Done. His death is assured. *cackles*
POWUH: and Vampire Lover with 11746 comments
So I take it that Kirito is a lot better compared to him?
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Not really both fall into WTF characters to me xD
POWUH: Meta Team and Meta-Analyst with 3844 comments
Heh. Kirito is not so Jesus afterall…
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POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
For me, I like Kirito better than Tatsuya. Though he’s also a Kami-sama, he doesn’t have a flat face, doesn’t have incest tendencies, and actually have a girlfriend. Romance-wise, Kirito >>>> Tatsuya so I don’t get how these girls swoon over Tatsuya