Jack O’Lantern wants to welcome our new yaoi fanboy Foshizzel in an intimate way
Foshizzel: Hello! I recently decided to crash and hang out with Zabob and Anaaga on this really out there show! I have seen the previous four, but this is going to be something crazy! So sit back and enjoy the best chat ever!!
Zabobinator: WOW. It’s been a LONG time since I did a tag of this show with my waifu. It seems like just yesterday that my waifu and I tagged together for the first time and consequently fell in love…And for precisely that reason, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi will always be on my list of favorite shows. It brought my waifu and I together. It’s GOT to be good. xD But yah, let’s see what shenanigans our uke of the week is up to. Cuz it’s always the ukes that get into shenanigans…
Anaaga: *blush* My waifu is so sweet. *cough* Yeah, as you can see here, we got our regular Meta fangirl PLUS A FANBOY. Yep, I made Fosh join our weekly yaoi pornz chat! I will try my best to convert him into a yaoi fanboy!
Foshizzel: GOOD MORNING
Anaaga: OMG SLEEPING UKE ALREADY
Anaaga: SEXY TORI
Anaaga: HE GOT 6 ABS YO
Foshizzel: Haha dirty
Anaaga: Whut why does Chiaki has boobs…
Zabobinator: That bed is so damn huge
Zabobinator: Yah you don’t want to leave cuz you’ll be busy sexin’. Also that bed is HUGE
Anaaga: AWWW TSUN. OMG KIIIIIISSSSSSS. TIE OFF
Foshizzel: Hand touch. Bow chika wow wow
Zabobinator: Didn’t he JUST put on that TIE!?
Anaaga: That’s it!? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU. Right? The magic of sex. But it’s kind a waste of energy to take it off after you put it on
Chiaki: “Hatori, look at my boobjob!”
Hatori has a strong libido
Foshizzel: Freaking bunny is scary
Anaaga: No way, it’s cute. It got ass.
Foshizzel: And dance moves
Zabobinator: I love the bunny…
Anaaga: Even I can’t dance like that. But my wife will teach me (L)
Zabobinator: Yah! I got the moves!
Anaaga: God that holding hands in the OP
Zabobinator: LOL Good morning…
Foshizzel: Five hours later…
Anaaga: Waking up alone in the room…He just got ditched
Anaaga: LOL So not romantic or sexy…
Zabobinator: Hehe… Time management is important!
Foshizzel: Here’s some cold food. Enjoy!
Anaaga: He has work… So why is he watching TV?
Dear Chiaki, you suck on bed. TTYN -Hatori
Foshizzel: Nice TV. Lol that grin
Anaaga: OF COURSE he has to call anther guy. Such a cheater
Foshizzel: Hahaha talking to Izaya. OC he’s cheating on you.
Anaaga: Instead of doing nothing… How about WORKING?
Zabobinator: Seriously… Awww. Poor baby. Stuck in the middle between two bishies. Stop complaining.
Foshizzel: So depressing
Anaaga: At least he has two. I got none
Zabobinator: LOL PANDA WARRIOR. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Anaaga: LOL KUNG FU PANDA
Foshizzel: Sounds epic
“So the porn we’re watching tomorrow is called Panda Warrior.”
Zabobinator: I love how when he eats. It sounds like he’s having sex
Foshizzel: Lots of bed service
Anaaga: YOU KNOW IT FOSH
Foshizzel: Five pillows. Good lord.
Zabobinator: Why the fuck is his BED SO BIG?
Foshizzel: It’s two bed sticking together
Anaaga: Cuz when you have sex you go EVERYWHERE
Anaaga: OMG HE GOT DITCHED AGAIN. Tori you bastard
Zabobinator: LOL BITCH GOT DITCHED
Foshizzel: Haha pwnt. Time to get sad again
Zabobinator: Takano’s not doing it cuz he’s too busy doing Ritsu…
Foshizzel: Clean that floor D:
Zabobinator: LOL KNIFE
This knife looks so…hot…
Anaaga: LOL He can’t even cut sausages properly. He’s a failure in life.
Foshizzel: Playing with his food again
Zabobinator: Why is he so ridiculous xD
Anaaga: OMG DUDE. WORK.
Foshizzel: He’s lazy. Probably would get a paper cut
Anaaga: LOL Panda Warrior haunting him
Foshizzel: Panda Warrior staring Black Jack
Chiaki thinks they’re going to have a threesome tonight
Foshizzel: Busted. Should’ve packed that knife
Zabbinator: Hi. Boobs. Boobs in yaoi. Not allowed
Anaaga: Females. Yuck
Zabobinator: Oh noo~
Foshizzel: It’s OK just cut yourself and blast Linkin Park music
Anaaga: Cuz in yaoi, you can’t work with the opposite sex
Zabobinator: Ugh he’s going to be a butthurt baby right now
Another sentence for “YO I GOT DITCHED BY TORI SO PLS RAPE ME AT YOUR HOUSE THIS EVENING.”
Foshizzel: It’s not like I want to call you or anything like that! BAAKKAA
Anaaga: OMG CHIAKI you stupid. You’re soo gona get raped
Foshizzel: That guy looks evil
Zabobinator: His eyes
Foshizzel: Yes! Red and glowing
Anaaga: Look at his face, ready-to-rape face. Yes, draw him. Just like a stalker
Chiaki: “Trick or Treats Yuu!” Yuu: “The candy is in my pants. Go get ’em by yourself.”
Foshizzel: Flashback of grey-ness
Anaaga: And eye-less. Yuu you’re just trying to flame Chiaki
Zabobinator: Ah Yuu…You bastard
Anaaga: OH GOD KAMIYAN WHY YUH SO EVIL HERE
Foshizzel: Activate trollin mode now dun dun dunnnn
Zabobinator: Yaoi: Where ukes are too afraid to confront semes directly.
Foshizzel: The voices make them stop xD
Anaaga: LOL CHIAKI
Foshizzel: LOL Dat Phhhttttt
Yuu is making yaoi porn fanfiction about himself and Chiaki
Yuu reporting about his fanfiction progress to the editor Tori
Anaaga: Oowwwwww wwwwwwwwwwaaarrrr
Zabobinator: He’s walking with a purpose LOL
Foshizzel: well he is trying to draw him cant have him running off xD
Anaaga: Omg OMG YUU CHIAKI YUH BEING RAPED
Zabobinator: LOL DANG HAHA THE BEER SOUNDS LIKE PEE WHEN IT SPILLED LOL
Foshizzel: YOU SPILLED MA DRINK
Anaaga: THE BEER, POOR BEER NNNNOOOOOO. OMG KAMIYAN MOANING
Zabobinator: Dude, push him away. There we go
Anaaga: KAMIYAN’S SEXY VOICE. HIS MOANING. OK Chiaki has a hand fetish…
Foshizzel: Suddenly Natsume. Where’s Nyanko-sensei when you need him
Anaaga: Well, Chiaki, you’re supposed to know all of this by now. But you don’t cuz you’re stupid
Foshizzel: Lolol Owned
Zabobinator: LOL GOOD PUNCH
Anaaga: HOLY SHIT KAMIYAN
Zabobinator: Is he crying? Oh god.
Foshizzel: I need this face to pay my bills! I will save you!
Anaaga: Poor Yuu…
Zabobinator: TORI GO TORI. Yuu’s dumb
Anaaga: But the Kamiyan noise~
Zabobinator: Chill your tits Tori…
Foshizzel: Three way fight. GO
Anaaga: Why not THREESOME
Zabobinator: LOL ANAAGA
Foshizzel: That too
Zabobinator: THREESOME. WORLD PEACE
Anaaga: IS THE ANSWER
Foshizzel: All over that spilled beer
Anaaga: Man that beer is such a waste. I can’t get over the beer. RIP BEER 20XX-2011
Foshizzel: Damn Beer-chan. HUG IT OUT. Already
Anaaga: OH GOD CHIAKI WHY YUH SO STUPID
Zabobinator: STOP ARGUING. HAVE SEX. NOW.
Foshizzel: That guy is so tall. LOL Shana. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Anaaga: LOL. See? You can’t work with the opposite sex in yaoi
Foshizzel: Kissing scene in 3…2…1… Nope, delayed reaction
Zabobinator: Haha Fosh. I think you watch yaoi more than you’d like us to know about…
Anaaga: FOSH’S TRUE FACE IS REVEALED
Foshizzel: Every episode ends the same
Anaaga: Tori. AAWW TORIII. AAAWW THAT HUUUGGG
Foshizzel: It’s OK I’ll watch Maken-ki after this. Wash my eyes… I WATCH FOR THE PLOT >.>
Zabobinator: LOL FOSH EXCUSES
Anaaga: AAAAAWWW TORI KYAAAAAAAA
Foshizzel: Random clouds
Zabobinator: Dahaha that was cute
Anaaga: THAT’S IT!? NEED SEX YO
Foshizzel: And they did it for three days. The end. Until one of them died
Anaaga: No, for a week. It’s a weekly episode right
Obligatory weekly Hatori’s cooking
“Something was missing on Hatori’s face… I can’t figure out what it is”
Foshizzel: Totally creeped out on that guy
Zabobinator: Yuu was…eh. I felt bad for him, but he was kind of annoying
Foshizzel: That Chiaki guy = emo
Zabobinator: He was also stupid. And annoying as most ukes are… Except for my waifu
Anaaga: Aww you’re the best seme too
Zabobinator: Thanks ;D
Anaaga: I-it’s not like I love you or anything!
Foshizzel: D’aaww haha. And Chiaki is so rich that bed!
Anaaga: SO RICH
Foshizzel: I am just like that dude with the shirt
Anaaga: You mean dude with boobs?
Foshizzel: Indeed. Man boobs
Anaaga: Chiaki got boobs, seriously it’s freaky. Tori on the other hand… :9
Foshizzel: And he gets jealous so fast. Talking with a random girl = cheating
Zabobinator: I really didn’t like how he just got so pissy. So childish. Seriously! Chill out!
Foshizzel: Needs more caffeine in his diet
Anaaga: It’s like as if females don’t exist in yaoi world. Well, they don’t, but still…
Zabobinator: Hahaha… It’s catering to the fangirls xD
Anaaga: But it’s annoying how it’s the same jealous he get in his stories. Either that or misunderstanding
Foshizzel: Ahah yes always that way in any anime. Or the walking in on someone getting dressed
Zabobinator: Ritu’s the only uke in this show who’s not a little bitch… He’s a pro
Anaaga: Ahhh Ritsu I love him (L)
Foshizzel: I do enjoy Ritsu’s story xDD He has the best facial expressions. Unlike Mr. Emo Pants
Anaaga: See? Need more ukes like Ritsu. That too Fosh lol. But this episode is so worth it with the amount of kissing :9 Starts with a kiss, ends with a kiss. YUM
Foshizzel: Haha and profit is all in your mind
Zabobinator: Yah. Tori’s a sweetheart
Anaaga: Fosh, I didn’t say anything about that. PERV
Anaaga: Tori is so sweet. Unlike the selfish don’t-want-to-listen Yuu :<
Foshizzel: Tori the superhero
Zabobinator: Yuu’s got it pretty rough though. He’s liked the same dude for years, and he gets ditched for the dude he hates. At the same time though, he’s annoying. So…SUCKS TO SUCK
Foshizzel: Ouch xD Sucks to be him basically
Anaaga: LOL But it’s annoying how he never listens to Chiaki. How he never ACTUALLY listen
Foshizzel: No love. Listening requires too much work
Zabobinator: I appreciated that Chiaki had the will to punch him out
Anaaga: And he has a small-ass house. Who cares about poor seme? Rich seme FTW
Zabobinator: Ok can we talk about how big Chiaki’s bed is? Because seriously? That thing was HUUUGGEE
Foshizzel: It’s five queen sizes melted together
Anaaga: HUGE. And His TV? SO GREAT
Zabobinator: You could have orgy parties on that thing…
Anaaga: LOL ZAB
Zabobinator: I’m serious!
Foshizzel: You could fit, what, thirty people inside that
Zabobinator: Yah. Massive orgy
Anaaga: For the threesome! That bed is PERFECT!
Zabobinator: Multiply that threesome by ten waifu. That’s the scale we’re talking about here…
Foshizzel: Too much fan service I’ll go blind like for real
Zabobinator: LOL FOSH. DON’T LIE YOU LIKE IT
Foshizzel: LOLOL. Brb cutting myself. No knives I can’t cut with anything
Anaaga: LOL Fosh is actually so active talking right now HE LIKES IT
Zabobinator: How’d you manage to get him to watch btw
Foshizzel: I saw the first three xD
Zabobinator: LOL FOSH Oh man… You’re my new hero xD
Foshizzel: Was like hmm I’ll see what all the craze is
Anaaga: He was like “Maybe I should join the chat (lol).” And I’m like “GET YOUR ASS IN THE CHAT”
Foshizzel: Aye aye, exploring new worlds…
Zabobinator: We’re turning the Metateam into a group of raging fangirls
Foshizzel: Hating myself. It’s ok I’ll forget it all happened
Zabobinator: LOVE YOURSELF LOL
Foshizzel: So much love
Anaaga: All we need now is to make Hato watches this
Zabobinator: Good luck with that… I don’t want to get killed…
Anaaga: It’s so hard to make him watch yaoi orz.
Foshizzel: Unless he’s drunk. Haha you said hard –shot-
Anaaga: LOL FOSH ECCHI
Foshizzel: I’m sorry you’re having an effect on me Anaaga
Anaaga: I welcome you, new fanboy!
Zabobinator: Waifu, you’ve created a monster…
Anaaga: LOL no worries I got him tamed =D
Zabobinator: LOL OH GOD TAMED?
Anaaga: LOL WAIFU ECCHI TOO
Foshizzel: Ahahaha it’s spreading, the Anaaga virus
Anaaga: Yaoi World Domination. IT’S GETTING CLOSER
Foshizzel: That’s 2012. I FIGURED IT OUT
Anaaga: YUP. I’LL BE THE CHICK WITH THE ARK
Foshizzel: With a billion dudes
Anaaga: MY YAOI HAREM
Foshizzel: And Zabob
Anaaga: Of course <3
Anaaga: OMG NEXT WEEK DRAMA
Zabobinator: YAY RITSU AND TAKANO. MY FAVORITE
Anaaga: DOOR SEX
Zabobinator: LOL YAY
Foshizzel: Poor Door-chan… xD