Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi 2 – 03

Presenting one of the most boring SIH episodes in the most explicit way ever

Hime: Another week, another fluffy man love installment! Anaaga has recruited me to fangirl with her this week, as I love SIH so very much! =D

Anaaga: Huzzah there (huzzah?), SIH is at its third episode! As you can see, I’ve invited Hime aka. Perverted Princess to join me. Me and her totally make the Metanorn Ecchi Duo here. So yeah, I’ve warned you!

Hime: Wow his cheeks are red and we haven’t even got to fondling yet

Anaaga: Right? Horny since the first minute. I don’t get how these people don’t get that he’s obviously sick. “Why is your face red?” “Oh I’m just horny”

Hime: Haha well it is a yaoi. That’s usually the case. Constant horiness is a requirment

Anaaga: There’s no such thing as sickness. *snort* Non-stop sex…

Hime: That scene was totally staged to make it look like he was getting a blow job. OMG DIS OPENING * vomits rainbows*

Anaaga: RIGHT. I should make a post full of OP and ED screencaps

Hime: ITS SO CUTE, MAYBE EVEN MORE SO THAN JUNJOU’S. AND I FEEL LIKE A JUDAS FOR SAYING THAT

Anaaga: I can’t help but agree with u. I’m liking SIH more now, altough JR is a classic…

Hime: Though if Junjou is anything to go by then this season will be even tamer… Which we don’t need. It was already too tame to begin with!

Anaaga: GAH. FEMALES. MY EYES. BURN.

Hime: GET THE VAGINAS AWAY FROM ME, IM HERE FOR PINASS

Anaaga: Why Yuu acting up? All he got was GET DITCHED AT VACATION FOR ANOTHER MAN gyahaha

Hime: He [Chiaki] must have found someone “bigger”

Anaaga: Woot Takano x Ritsu here

Hime: HNNNG INTERACTION. Omg he’s nearly crying

“Look, sex with me, or I’LL LEAVE”

Anaaga: WOOOTTT KAMIYAAAAANNNNN

Hime: Okay they are all in one room. How can this not turn into an orgy?

Anaaga: I was just thinking of the same thing. Orgy is necessary here.

Hime: It is, but yet again we’re cheated

Anaaga: All they did is just finishing their work. Where’s the sex bro?

Hime: I bet they are all so tired cause they had the orgy off-screen

Anaaga: Aaah commercial sex? They’re too shy huh

Hime: He’s pissed cause he’s not getting any, clearly. Sadtimes

Anaaga: Boner remains untouched. Here goes the whole oblivious thing….

Hime: God so contrived. Why do we like this? Oh yeah, smexy guys, duh

Anaaga: Sex, Hime, remember! Sex!

Hime: sometimes I forget! There isn’t enough of it. Need to be reminded. LIKE. NOW.

“Orgy? No thanks, we’re booked for tonight”

Anaaga: Ok Hatori, you’re in the room wih your Bf. NOW GO SEX

Hime: Oh wow crazy eyes. He should stop taking LSD

Anaaga: Or have sex right away. Oh he has to faint. WHERE’S THE SEX

Hime: sexual healing~

Anaaga: Wow Hatori, you’re such a good wife…. Need moar guys like him

Hime: He really is. Oh wow, searching for his pants xD

Anaaga: I wonder if sick people get boner….

Hime: It might kill them

Anaaga: Tasty breakfast. Now I’m hungry

Hime: Animation is really nice this episode

Anaaga: Well Hatori isn’t deformed. I remember when Hatori looked like a monster last season

Hime: TOO BAD WE DONT GET TO SEE IT UTILIZED. And by utilized I mean naked. Haha epic glare!

*pout*

Anaaga: HOLY SHIT BRO. You don’t mention other guys when you’re with your bf!

The most appropriate screencap to respond the conversation above this picture

Hime: He is so stupid. But we need dorama!

Anaaga: Lol oblivious dorama?

Hime: It is kind of weak, but that’s why there should be sex to distract us from it

Anaaga: Sexy Takano~

Hime: Hnnng. Needs more Yokozawa. Damn

Anaaga: YOKOZAWAAA. Oh wait, WRONG EPISODE. we should go YUUU here

Hime: God it’s so exciting watching someone talk on the phone

This is, like, sooo exciting

Anaaga: True excitement right there. This work talk is making me sleepy. Details on bottles…. AND WASHING DISHES

Hime: DRAWING BOTTLES OH MAN THE EXCIT EMENT WON’T STOP. GOD SOMEONE JUST HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE

Anaaga: Lol Chiaki got caught. Apparently people in here DO can read faces

Hime: Poor Yuu. Chiaki is a bastard

Anaaga: Hey, Hatori > Yuu

Hime: xD OH BUT CHIAKI IS JUST A MORON

Anaaga: LOL THIS GUYYYYY. No shit, Kamiyan is mad

No, of course Chiaki doesn’t know

Hime: Sexy mad voice is sexy

Anaaga: There are so many guys better than Chiaki…Or girls! *wave*

Hime: xD Hint hint

Anaaga: What’s with hot guys into stupid ukes?

Hime: I have no idea

Anaaga: OH SNAP HATORI. Did he heard? YEAH HE DID

Hime: But I just realize that I have the same cardigan as Yuu is wearing there

Anaaga: Right now?

Hime: Yeah

Anaaga: JEALOUSSSSSSSSSSS

Hime: I DRESS LIKE A GAY MAN, OH YEAH

Anaaga: SO FABULOUS

Hime: Chiaki needs to get laid so bad. He’s Mr. Lonely right now

Anaaga: SIH’s timeline, it’s been more than 2 months there. LOOOLLL CHIAKIIII

Hime: D’AWW that was so cute, totally squee’d

Anaaga: “Yo, I need to talk to you IN YOUR HOUSE. But let me get drunk first.”

Hime: xD Well obviously!

Anaaga: Oh god, Tori, WHY YUH SO DEPRESSED

Hime: Are they even going out, I don’t even know anymore

Anaaga: Well, no sex for two months…. I can’t take this depression anymore

Hime: Sex would cheer everyone up

Anaaga: Waiiiitt 19 minutes and not even making out yet!?

Hime: Y U SO STOOPID CHIAKI. They are like Nowaki and Hiro, just stuck in an endless loop of fail

Anaaga: Lol Hatori is getting all nervous now. Confession = man shouting at you. Apparently. KYAAAAAAA KIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS

Hime: Yay snogging! DO IT ON THE TABLE. DO IT NAO

Anaaga: AND holding hands!!

Hime: AW WHUT NO CHEATED

Anaaga: And THAT’S IT!? FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hime: FUCKING-DKJKJSKJFSJKFJKSFKSFKSFM. Yuu looks like a cat, i just noticed

Anaaga: I DON’T CARE ABOUT YUU EATING MOCHI AND DRINKING OCHA. Lol Tori so scary….

Hime: Haha, rape-face

Anaaga: I-will-do-you-after-this-episode-ends face

Hime: Yes, cause DEEN are evil like that. OMG AND DIS ENDING IS ALSO CUTE

Anaaga: YEP. KLJEOO SO CUTTEEE. I’m just waiting for the clear version of ED and OP for wallpapers :3

Hime: Hnnng, you must share

Anaaga: Of course. All for yaoi =’)

Extra “Excitement”:

The obliviousness of Chiaki

NNGGHH Takano x Ritsu~

This makes my room look super neat

Someone’s going to get raped

End Thoughts:

Anaaga: Well, nothing much to say here…. CUZ IT WAS SO BORING. Work work work

Hime: Yeah, it was so dull! Not enough sex or even fondling of any kind. Tori looking after Chiaki when he was sick was kind of cute, but we didn’t get to see much of it really, and despite being vocied by Kamiya, I don’t really like Yuu all that much

Anaaga: Really? Why not?

Hime: He’s just a spanner they occasionally throw into the works but really has no real point cause they always end up making up in the end anyway. He also stole my cardigan

Anaaga: Lol, but isn’t that the same with Yokozawa?

Hime: I guess it is, but I prefer Yokozawa’s character. Plus he has a cat, so it’s like big tough guy + cat = squee

Anaaga: LOL Yeahh, Yuu is pretty naggy here

Hime: Yuu seems like a bitchy girlfriend to me

Anaaga: he’s kind of selfish too… He doesn’t really listen to what Chiaki says. Thank god Chiaki chose Tori over Yuu

Hime: Though two guys that look like ukes together interests me…

Anaaga: Hmmm, two guys that look like seme are even better. Takano and Yokozawa (L)

Hime: Haha yeah like Takano x Yokozawa…

Anaaga: LOL

Hime: YES XD Great minds think alike!

Anaaga: But yaaaaaayy Yokozawa’s getting his own seme!!! SO EXCITED

Hime: Hnng, I want…Neigh…NEED to see uke Yokozawa

Anaaga: Did I send you the forum with the pic?

Hime: NO D=

Anaaga: Here is for picture, here is for information. SEXY BRUNETTE

Hime: Hnnng! Fap fap fap. Is that only in the manga though?

Anaaga: From what I read, it’s a novel, so I don’t think we’ll be getting any manga sex of Yokozawa T___T

Hime: Dang, need to see it ani-muted

Anaaga: Lol we’re not even talking about the episode anymore. IT’S THAT BORING

Hime: I know xD It was really bad. Next week better be good. We need more fangirling! But for that we need sex

Anaaga: AND DORAMA

Hime: Goddamn it DEEN, deliver!

Preview:

Anaaga: Next week is still Chiaki? Holy shit next week looks so intense yo.

Hime: Oh well possible make outs next week. And the lights are off in some scenes, that’s a good sign

Anaaga: Throwing pillows, pushing each other on table… There will be RAPE!

Hime: Looks good! Too bad we had to suffer through this boring ass episode to get there.