Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi 2 – 03
Presenting one of the most boring SIH episodes in the most explicit way ever
Hime: Another week, another fluffy man love installment! Anaaga has recruited me to fangirl with her this week, as I love SIH so very much! =D
Anaaga: Huzzah there (huzzah?), SIH is at its third episode! As you can see, I’ve invited Hime aka. Perverted Princess to join me. Me and her totally make the Metanorn Ecchi Duo here. So yeah, I’ve warned you!
Hime: Wow his cheeks are red and we haven’t even got to fondling yet
Anaaga: Right? Horny since the first minute. I don’t get how these people don’t get that he’s obviously sick. “Why is your face red?” “Oh I’m just horny”
Hime: Haha well it is a yaoi. That’s usually the case. Constant horiness is a requirment
Anaaga: There’s no such thing as sickness. *snort* Non-stop sex…
Hime: That scene was totally staged to make it look like he was getting a blow job. OMG DIS OPENING * vomits rainbows*
Anaaga: RIGHT. I should make a post full of OP and ED screencaps
Hime: ITS SO CUTE, MAYBE EVEN MORE SO THAN JUNJOU’S. AND I FEEL LIKE A JUDAS FOR SAYING THAT
Anaaga: I can’t help but agree with u. I’m liking SIH more now, altough JR is a classic…
Hime: Though if Junjou is anything to go by then this season will be even tamer… Which we don’t need. It was already too tame to begin with!
Anaaga: GAH. FEMALES. MY EYES. BURN.
Hime: GET THE VAGINAS AWAY FROM ME, IM HERE FOR PINASS
Anaaga: Why Yuu acting up? All he got was GET DITCHED AT VACATION FOR ANOTHER MAN gyahaha
Hime: He [Chiaki] must have found someone “bigger”
Anaaga: Woot Takano x Ritsu here
Hime: HNNNG INTERACTION. Omg he’s nearly crying
“Look, sex with me, or I’LL LEAVE”
Anaaga: WOOOTTT KAMIYAAAAANNNNN
Hime: Okay they are all in one room. How can this not turn into an orgy?
Anaaga: I was just thinking of the same thing. Orgy is necessary here.
Hime: It is, but yet again we’re cheated
Anaaga: All they did is just finishing their work. Where’s the sex bro?
Hime: I bet they are all so tired cause they had the orgy off-screen
Anaaga: Aaah commercial sex? They’re too shy huh
Hime: He’s pissed cause he’s not getting any, clearly. Sadtimes
Anaaga: Boner remains untouched. Here goes the whole oblivious thing….
Hime: God so contrived. Why do we like this? Oh yeah, smexy guys, duh
Anaaga: Sex, Hime, remember! Sex!
Hime: sometimes I forget! There isn’t enough of it. Need to be reminded. LIKE. NOW.
“Orgy? No thanks, we’re booked for tonight”
Anaaga: Ok Hatori, you’re in the room wih your Bf. NOW GO SEX
Hime: Oh wow crazy eyes. He should stop taking LSD
Anaaga: Or have sex right away. Oh he has to faint. WHERE’S THE SEX
Hime: sexual healing~
Anaaga: Wow Hatori, you’re such a good wife…. Need moar guys like him
Hime: He really is. Oh wow, searching for his pants xD
Anaaga: I wonder if sick people get boner….
Hime: It might kill them
Anaaga: Tasty breakfast. Now I’m hungry
Hime: Animation is really nice this episode
Anaaga: Well Hatori isn’t deformed. I remember when Hatori looked like a monster last season
Hime: TOO BAD WE DONT GET TO SEE IT UTILIZED. And by utilized I mean naked. Haha epic glare!
*pout*
Anaaga: HOLY SHIT BRO. You don’t mention other guys when you’re with your bf!
The most appropriate screencap to respond the conversation above this picture
Hime: He is so stupid. But we need dorama!
Anaaga: Lol oblivious dorama?
Hime: It is kind of weak, but that’s why there should be sex to distract us from it
Anaaga: Sexy Takano~
Hime: Hnnng. Needs more Yokozawa. Damn
Anaaga: YOKOZAWAAA. Oh wait, WRONG EPISODE. we should go YUUU here
Hime: God it’s so exciting watching someone talk on the phone
This is, like, sooo exciting
Anaaga: True excitement right there. This work talk is making me sleepy. Details on bottles…. AND WASHING DISHES
Hime: DRAWING BOTTLES OH MAN THE EXCIT EMENT WON’T STOP. GOD SOMEONE JUST HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE
Anaaga: Lol Chiaki got caught. Apparently people in here DO can read faces
Hime: Poor Yuu. Chiaki is a bastard
Anaaga: Hey, Hatori > Yuu
Hime: xD OH BUT CHIAKI IS JUST A MORON
Anaaga: LOL THIS GUYYYYY. No shit, Kamiyan is mad
No, of course Chiaki doesn’t know
Hime: Sexy mad voice is sexy
Anaaga: There are so many guys better than Chiaki…Or girls! *wave*
Hime: xD Hint hint
Anaaga: What’s with hot guys into stupid ukes?
Hime: I have no idea
Anaaga: OH SNAP HATORI. Did he heard? YEAH HE DID
Hime: But I just realize that I have the same cardigan as Yuu is wearing there
Anaaga: Right now?
Hime: Yeah
Anaaga: JEALOUSSSSSSSSSSS
Hime: I DRESS LIKE A GAY MAN, OH YEAH
Anaaga: SO FABULOUS
Hime: Chiaki needs to get laid so bad. He’s Mr. Lonely right now
Anaaga: SIH’s timeline, it’s been more than 2 months there. LOOOLLL CHIAKIIII
Hime: D’AWW that was so cute, totally squee’d
Anaaga: “Yo, I need to talk to you IN YOUR HOUSE. But let me get drunk first.”
Hime: xD Well obviously!
Anaaga: Oh god, Tori, WHY YUH SO DEPRESSED
Hime: Are they even going out, I don’t even know anymore
Anaaga: Well, no sex for two months…. I can’t take this depression anymore
Hime: Sex would cheer everyone up
Anaaga: Waiiiitt 19 minutes and not even making out yet!?
Hime: Y U SO STOOPID CHIAKI. They are like Nowaki and Hiro, just stuck in an endless loop of fail
Anaaga: Lol Hatori is getting all nervous now. Confession = man shouting at you. Apparently. KYAAAAAAA KIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
Hime: Yay snogging! DO IT ON THE TABLE. DO IT NAO
Anaaga: AND holding hands!!
Hime: AW WHUT NO CHEATED
Anaaga: And THAT’S IT!? FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hime: FUCKING-DKJKJSKJFSJKFJKSFKSFKSFM. Yuu looks like a cat, i just noticed
Anaaga: I DON’T CARE ABOUT YUU EATING MOCHI AND DRINKING OCHA. Lol Tori so scary….
Hime: Haha, rape-face
Anaaga: I-will-do-you-after-this-episode-ends face
Hime: Yes, cause DEEN are evil like that. OMG AND DIS ENDING IS ALSO CUTE
Anaaga: YEP. KLJEOO SO CUTTEEE. I’m just waiting for the clear version of ED and OP for wallpapers :3
Hime: Hnnng, you must share
Anaaga: Of course. All for yaoi =’)
Extra “Excitement”:
The obliviousness of Chiaki
NNGGHH Takano x Ritsu~
This makes my room look super neat
Someone’s going to get raped
End Thoughts:
Anaaga: Well, nothing much to say here…. CUZ IT WAS SO BORING. Work work work
Hime: Yeah, it was so dull! Not enough sex or even fondling of any kind. Tori looking after Chiaki when he was sick was kind of cute, but we didn’t get to see much of it really, and despite being vocied by Kamiya, I don’t really like Yuu all that much
Anaaga: Really? Why not?
Hime: He’s just a spanner they occasionally throw into the works but really has no real point cause they always end up making up in the end anyway. He also stole my cardigan
Anaaga: Lol, but isn’t that the same with Yokozawa?
Hime: I guess it is, but I prefer Yokozawa’s character. Plus he has a cat, so it’s like big tough guy + cat = squee
Anaaga: LOL Yeahh, Yuu is pretty naggy here
Hime: Yuu seems like a bitchy girlfriend to me
Anaaga: he’s kind of selfish too… He doesn’t really listen to what Chiaki says. Thank god Chiaki chose Tori over Yuu
Hime: Though two guys that look like ukes together interests me…
Anaaga: Hmmm, two guys that look like seme are even better. Takano and Yokozawa (L)
Hime: Haha yeah like Takano x Yokozawa…
Anaaga: LOL
Hime: YES XD Great minds think alike!
Anaaga: But yaaaaaayy Yokozawa’s getting his own seme!!! SO EXCITED
Hime: Hnng, I want…Neigh…NEED to see uke Yokozawa
Anaaga: Did I send you the forum with the pic?
Hime: NO D=
Anaaga: Here is for picture, here is for information. SEXY BRUNETTE
Hime: Hnnng! Fap fap fap. Is that only in the manga though?
Anaaga: From what I read, it’s a novel, so I don’t think we’ll be getting any manga sex of Yokozawa T___T
Hime: Dang, need to see it ani-muted
Anaaga: Lol we’re not even talking about the episode anymore. IT’S THAT BORING
Hime: I know xD It was really bad. Next week better be good. We need more fangirling! But for that we need sex
Anaaga: AND DORAMA
Hime: Goddamn it DEEN, deliver!
Preview:
Anaaga: Next week is still Chiaki? Holy shit next week looks so intense yo.
Hime: Oh well possible make outs next week. And the lights are off in some scenes, that’s a good sign
Anaaga: Throwing pillows, pushing each other on table… There will be RAPE!
Hime: Looks good! Too bad we had to suffer through this boring ass episode to get there.
About Tag Team
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POWUH: Lovely-pyon~ with 305 comments
Bleck, Hatori >.< I just find him incredibly boring and funny looking (like you said though, at least he's less horribly drawn lately.) YUU FTW!!! (Please don't kill me. T__T )
But you know, if they had a threesome, then EVERYBODY WOULD WIN! 😀
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Elyon, it seems that our friendship will end here…Hatori Team FTW! xD
Every yaoi should have an orgy because everybody’s happy that way 😉 Like that game of yours that you played xD
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
Orgies should be a requirment; like you’re not allowed to make a yaoi anime if it’s not included.
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Oooh man these two are so boring ahahah it’s cool YOU ALMOST DIED, but as always the chat is so hilarious! xD I will have to jump in for episode four…if there is room in that awesome chat xD
I laughed at the girls, they have no idea that they are sooo going to be alone forever.
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
I sent you an email already, right? Prepare to be scarred for life, Fosh!
And you’re so mean, laughing at the girls like that. And here I thought I’m the meanest girl when it comes to females in SIH
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Lol yes I got it xD
Trueeeeee it’s ok we can be mean together.