Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi – 09

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Anaaga: SIH is coming at its ninth episode! Gosh, it’s actually coming to its end. I don’t want that to happen T____T But I guess life goes on, so it has to end 🙁 But forget about the end; let’s live in the present now. WITH MY WAIFU ZABOBINATOR <3 Yup, I love her SOOO MUCH that we have to do the second Chiaki episode together. YES I’M SHOWING OFF MY LOVE TO ZAB RIGHT NOW <3

Zabobinator: WOOH! Another episode of SIH with my waifu! I LOVE YOUUUU! I can’t believe this show is almost over but oh well… I hope this episode is good. I’m a fan of Ritsu and Onodera by far but Yukina’s flaming ways and Kisa’s depressing thoughts always seem to make things interesting. However, the most interesting part is watching this with my waifu. : D <3

Anaaga: Ready?

Zabobinator: Door locked; headphones on

Anaaga: Yeah don’t forget to lock the door xD So much preparation just to watch yaoi xD

Zabobinator: So entirely worth it 😀

Anaaga: True, with all that smut xD

Zabobinator: HAHA THAT FACE

Anaaga: Ouch, poor laptop

Zabobinator: LOL YUKINA. HAHAHAHA HE’S CRAZY

Anaaga: OMG THAT EMAIL SOOOO ADORABLEEE

Zabobinator: Awww…he’s still remembering the KISSUUUU

Anaaga: KYAAAA KISS FLASHBACK <3

The kiss is so great it has to be put in episode 9 post

Zabobinator: AH TINKLE MY BUNNY!

Anaaga: TINKLE WITH NO ASS D:

Zabobinator: This intro is quite the catchy tune isn’t it…

Anaaga: Yep it is. A little bit too childish for me, but for some unknown reason I just can’t skip it

Zabobinator: Me neither! Yeah kind of…

Anaaga: And there’s the kiss in the OP 😉

Zabobinator: I like the Ritsu and Takano images hehe

Zabobinator: YAH

Anaaga: LOL JINX

Zabobinator: Hehehe 😀 Such a fluffy intro…

Anaaga: OH GOD KISA

Zabobinator: DON’T RUN AWAY! FOOOOLLL

Anaaga: WHY RUN AWAY!? DO THE CAFFEE SEX!

Zabobinator: YAH SERIOUSLY! PDA IS ALL THE RAGE NOW

Anaaga: DO YUKINA ON THE TABLE! D:

Zabobinator: Hawt…

Anaaga: *nosebleed*

Zabobinator: LOL PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WAIFU

Anaaga: Awwww Kisa don’t want to play around with Yukina. So sweet :3

Zabobinator: Aww…Kisa… So pessimistic

Anaaga: OH GOD HIS CHAIR

Zabobinator: LOL OMG FLOWERS

Anaaga: TAKANO!!!! <3 Smexy

Takano is reaching out for his fangirls~

Zabobinator: TAKANOOOOOOOO. LOL KISA SLIPPING. Do yo’ work Kisa, seriously…

Anaaga: Yeah man, just for a dude

Zabobinator: HAHA! Takano…

Anaaga: Poor Kisa D: I would feel the same too actually >.<

Zabobinator: Yah I kinda feel sorry for him

Anaaga: Cuz I work there longer, and Takano just joined like, a year ago?

Zabobinator: Takano’s so pro… In a sense Kisa’s  a very realistic character

Anaaga: Yeah, but pessimistic too. Don’t like that part >.<

Zabobinator: RITSUUU

Anaaga: RITSUUUU. Kisa :’( OH NO KISA

Zabobinator: Kisa…he has talent but just doesn’t see it I think…

Anaaga: Yeah he’s being too pessimistic

Zabobinator: Ah! He called himself out on it!

Anaaga: True

Zabobinator: Hehe… He’s like a girl. Freaking out about what to say…

Anaaga: LOL AREN’T WE GIRLS!?

Zabobinator: NO HE DELETED IT

Anaaga: OH LOOOL KISA

Zabobinator: I DID THAT BEFORE. Sucks… I feel so bad for him…

Anaaga: ME TOO WAIFU ME TOO. My 6+ GB songs ;_;

Zabobinator: *cries* *hugs*

Anaaga: WAIFU *hugs*

Anaaga: Oh lol Kisa just wana see Yukina xD

Zabobinator: STALKER STALKAAAA

Anaaga: LOL STALKER!!! OH LOL HE AIN’T A PRO STALKER

Anaaga: Yukinaaaaa his smile <3

Zabobinator: LOL OMG TINKLE WAS THERE. THIS IS HILARIOUS. OMG IT’S SHINING SPARKLING.

Anaaga: OH LOL LOL LOL TINKLE AND SPARKLES

Zabobinator: NO WAAAAAYYYY YUKINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!

Anaaga: OMGGG IT WORKKKKSSSSSSSS DAMN YUKINA’S SMART

Zabobinator: He is so flaming… I can’t get over it

Anaaga: Yeah he’s flaming a lot. Tsk, Kisa

Zabobinator: D’AWWWW HE MADE IT FOR KISSAAAA

Anaaga: He’s avoiding you, Yukina sweetie

Zabobinator: YAY! ASK HIM OUT WOOH

Anaaga: OMG YUKINAA SO BOOOLLLDDD YYEAAAAAAHHHH

Zabobinator: YAH! At least SOMEBODY has balls here…seriously… Thank you Yukina

Anaaga: OH GOD GIRLS GET THE HELL OUT OF MY YAOI ANIME. I DON’T NEED GIRLS IN MY YAOI. I ONLY NEED MY WAIFU

Zabobinator: HAHA GIRLS

Anaaga: Poor Kisa :'(

Zabobinator: I adore him too… Yukina…

Anaaga: Yukina…I’m slowly falling for Yukina…

Zabobinator: I <3 you more though waifu 😀

Anaaga: I LOVE YOU TOO <3

Line every guy fear

Anaaga: OH GOD STALKER STALKING STALKER. LOL THE BGM.

Zabobinator: OH NOES HE’S CREEPY. How does he find him so quickly?!!??!

Anaaga: Yeah man. And he’s like so ugly >.<

Zabobinator: Yah…that hair…

Anaaga: OH SHIT KISA CAN BE READ. YOU’RE SCREWED

Zabobinator: BAM. BUSTED.

Anaaga: OH GOD BITCHY STALKER IN THE WAY OF MANLY LOVE

Zabobinator: LOLZ SERIOUSLY… Huh, not a bad plan

Anaaga: AASSSHOOOLLLEEE. Nonono sex with Yukina is good for forever

You know you’re going to die if your enemy start smiling like a psycho. That’s a rule in anime life

Zabobinator: OMG YUKINAAA

Anaaga: YYYEEEAAAAHHHH YUKINAAAA

Zabobinator: HAT.HAWT.YES

Anaaga: YUKINA OMG. SEXY. SEXY BEANIE

Zabobinator: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Anaaga: HELL YEAH OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG

Zabobinator: YUKINA YOU ARE SO BAMF

Anaaga: YUKINA SO SCARY YET SO HOT. HIS DANGEROUS SMILE OOMMMMGGGGGGGG

Zabobinator: Seriously…he’s pretty MANLY. WHOAH INTENSE

Anaaga: *fangasm*

Zabobinator: HIS VOICE

Anaaga: RIGHT!? SEXY SCARY FACE TOO. Yukina really can act.

Zabobinator: I LOVE YUKINA

Anaaga: I KNOWWWW

Zabobinator: LOL KISA such a noob…

Anaaga: LOL HIS EYES LOL

Zabobinator: YES GO TO HIS APARTMENT

Anaaga: OMGGGGGGGGG APARTMENT SEX COMING SOON

Preparing for the apartment sex

Zabobinator: HAVE SEXY TIME PLEASE.  NOT SINGLE FOR LOOONNNGGG. YAY!

Anaaga: KYAAA YUKINA IS TAKING OFF HIS JACKET. MAKING COFFEE STILL LOOKING HAWT

Zabobinator: lolz “Coheee”

Anaaga: LOL that accent. Yukina looks like a stalker now, with all the books he has. It’s amazing how it’s all coincidence.

Zabobinator: “LIED? I DID NOT LIE. I LOVE YOU”

Anaaga: AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

Anaaga: “YO, YOU SEX ALREADY?” SMART YUKINA IS SMART

Zabobinator: LOL HAHA BUUUSSTTEEDDDD

Anaaga: OMG HE KNOWS HE’S BEING STALKED. YUKINA SMART

Zabobinator: LOL HE’S JUST LIKE “I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT”

Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. SO SEXY WITH SHIRT ON

Zabobinator: High SCHOOLER?!

Anaaga: LOL BABY FACE

Zabobinator: Whoah…

Anaaga: MAD YUKINA

Anaaga: *trying not to look at Yukina’s crotch nice pants*

Zabobinator: He flipped out

Anaaga: SCARY. I guess his patience runs out

Zabobinator: NEVVERRR

Anaaga: OH LOOOLLLLL

Zabobinator: I like his piercings…

Anaaga: Me too

Zabobinator: Ok so… Kisa has a face fetish

Anaaga: OH LOL SHOUJO MANGA

Zabobinator: And Yukina has a manga fetish

Anaaga: YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO WRONG

Zabobinator: WOOOOW…. I LOVE YOU

Anaaga: AAAAAAWWWWWWWW

Zabobinator: OMG HE SAID IT AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anaaga: SQUUUEAAALLLLL SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX NOWWW

Zabobinator: OMFG KISA I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU DEPRESSING FOOL

Anaaga: LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL YUKINA SO PERVERTED

Zabobinator: LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL I LOVE YUKINA

Anaaga: JUST ACCEPT DAMN IT. DAMN KISA

Zabobinator: …Why… KISA YOU IDIOT

Anaaga: BECAUSE HE ONLY LIKES YUKINA’S FACE. THAT GODLY FACE

Zabobinator: BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE YUKINA

Anaaga: GODDAMNIT

Zabobinator: DUDE. Just. HAVE SEX.

Anaaga: RIP HIS BALS OUT. EVEN YUKINA KNOWS IT’S LOVE

Zabobinator: No. He needs his balls for sex.

Anaaga: LOL TRUE. Fine, I won’t rip it.

Zabobinator: Hehehe…

Anaaga: LOL THAT HEARTBEAT

Zabobinator: DOKI DOKI

Anaaga: Yukina so confident, just like Usami.

Zabobinator: I like it. It’s hawt.

Anaaga: Yukina has a point. OMG THAT STARE

Zabobinator: I like it when guys are straightforward like that 🙂

Anaaga: Yeah, honest and blunt.

Zabobinator: Kisa speaks truth…

Anaaga: He’s like an angel. ALL OF YOU YUKINA EVEN YOUR BALLS

Zabobinator: YAH LOL I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

Anaaga: YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Zabobinator: OMG KIISSDFSDLKFAS:LDHAHAHAHAHAH

Anaaga: YYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

Zabobinator: YAY YAY YAY SEX IT’S COMING I KNOW IT

Anaaga: YEAH ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR SLUTTY FACE KISA. IT MAKES YUKINA HORNY. Slutty face can turn people gay xD

Zabobinator: SLUTTY FACE. It’s like a super power….

Anaaga: OMG HIS VOICE SSEEXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYY

Zabobinator: OMGOMGOMGOMG AAHHHH LKAHDALKFLDKJSD

Anaaga: PIHWEGKHPKSDHG I CAN’T TYPPPPEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Zabobinator: ME NEITHER

Anaaga: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OOMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Zabobinator: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Anaaga: OH GOOOD YES IT’S LOVE

Anaaga: SSSSSSSEEEEEEEX

Zabobinator: …WHERE IS THE SEX NO WTF

Anaaga: OH FUUUUUUUCCKKKK

Zabobinator: NO WTF WHERE

Anaaga: NO SEX!!!!!!!!!! FUCK! FUCK THAT

Zabobinator: AHW”LSFKJA WHAT THE FUUUUCKKK THIS IS BULLSHIT

Anaaga: WAT THE FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK FUCK THIS SHIT

Zabobinator: NO NO “YATTA”  THERE WAS NO SEX

Anaaga: WHO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KISA GETTING EXTRA PRINTS

Zabobinator: YAH SERIOUSLY

Anaaga: I CARE ABOUT SSSSSSSSEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

Zabobinator: WHERE IS THE SEX

Anaaga: I DON’T GIVE A SHIT. I.NEED.THE.SEX. GIVE ME YUKINA’S NAKED BODY

Zabobinator: LOL Yukina! Hahaha! LOL AGAIN

Anaaga: LOL

Zabobinator: …AWWWWW

Anaaga: AAAAAAAWWW the last one is sweet. It’s love dumb-ass. Love. WITHOUT SEX

Zabobinator: Yah for realz

Anaaga: D: This is the worst. THE WORST. Basically, Kisa is confused over his feeling for Yukina, and he can’t even concentrate at work because of that. When Kisa sees Yukina being surrounded by girls, Kisa becomes a wuss and decides to step away from a relationship that he thinks won’t work out. Thankfully, the stalker appears, ready to harass him. Why is this a good thing? Because Yukina saves Kisa and invites him to his apartment. Turns out that Yukina knows that he’s being stalked, but slowly he doesn’t mind being stalked by Kisa. Kisa keeps rejecting Yukina, but with the skill he gains by reading shoujo manga, Yukina is able to persuade Kisa to accept his feelings and to make Kisa realize that there’s actually “love” between the two of them. And now they’re dating! Yay! Oh, and the manga under Kisa is actually famous, and he gets a praise from Takano too. But who care about that? THERE’S NO SEX T________T

YUKINA HAWTNESS BECAUSE THERE’S NO SEX:

Toothpaste commercial

Still hot

*squeal*

End Thoughts:

Zabobinator: Ok…I’ll start. Ahem. *clears throat*

Anaaga: ….

Zabobinator: WHERE WAS THE SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

Anaaga: II KNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW. WHERE.IS.THE.SEX!?

Zabobinator: That was just RIDICULOUS! We were just SO READY FOR IT and then it just…never came. I am so upset right now. xD

Anaaga: I know! Not even a scene where they take off their clothes! Studio Deen is trolling with us. Fuck that.

Zabobinator: Fucking trolls…

Anaaga: Aside from the sex, I like this episode better than the previous one. Kisa isn’t as gloomy in this episode

Zabobinator: Yah. He’s sort of becoming more…realistic maybe? I dunno… He’s like…not full of himself but still needs to get some confidence

Anaaga: Maybe he’s realistic since the beginning? Only in a gloomy way. Lump all the negative thoughts of life and you’ll get Kisa

Zabobinator: Ah yeah. He works pretty hard though. And like, he’s willing to acknowledge the bad things about himself. Still needs to get some happy pills or something

Anaaga: LOL true. There are lots of people in this world who can’t accept their bad side, and they love to insult other people. But Kisa can.

Zabobinator: Sex would work but we didn’t freaking GET ANY GOSH

Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. SEX WILL MAKE KISA HAPPY. BUT NOOOOOO THEY CAN’T PUT SEX. SO KISA IS STILL EMO

Zabobinator: SEX IS GOOOD FOR YOU. Dr. Zabo prescribes sex for all maladies

Anaaga: YESSS SEX IS HEALTHY. Sex sex and SEX. Especially when it comes to two hot boys xD

Zabobinator: MIRACLE CURE

Anaaga: CURE ALL SICKNESS. SEX IS THE ANSWER

Zabobinator: WORLD PEACE

Anaaga: WITH SEX

Zabobinator: YAH

Anaaga: Aside from that, I don’t really get the connection from this episode though. Sure, Kisa is better than before. And there’s the HOT YUKINA AAAHH SO HOOOT

Zabobinator: Yah, I really like Yukina. What kind of bothers me about Yukina and Kisa though is that, really, their relationship is kind of out of no where

Anaaga: Yes, I don’t really like that too

Zabobinator: There isn’t much emotional depth.

Anaaga: “I like your face” “I like manga” “BAM LOVE”

Zabobinator: Yah! It’s just like “OHAI YOU’RE HOT”

Anaaga: Doki doki = Love. Even when you don’t know the dude. No, it’s not because of being nervous. IT’S LOVE

Zabobinator: Oh well… It’s still pretty entertaining.

Anaaga: Yeah. But nothing special D: Can’t get that special feeling

Zabobinator: Honestly though, Ritsu and Takano’s relationship is much better.

Anaaga: Yessss theirs is much better. They knew each other for ten yars

Zabobinator: Even Chiaki’s thing was pretty decent. They were like, childhood friends and stuff.

Anaaga: Yup. Childhood friend

Zabobinator: Jinx. xD

Anaaga: LOL our hidden jinx xD But this one. STRANGERS OH YEAH LOVE

Zabobinator: Yah. Shallow relationship fo’sho. But who knows!? Maybe it really WAS love at first sight or something and they could possibly develop a better relationship…

Anaaga: *snort*

Zabobinator: Heh…yah. That was pushing it wasn’t it xD

Anaaga: Well, let’s keep it that way. Anything is possible. GOTTA MAKE YAOI FLUFFY AND NOT SERIOUS. BECAUSE IT’S YAOI

Zabobinator: PLEASE THE FANGIRLS OTHERWISE THEY WILL GETCHOOOO

Anaaga: I am ready to escape with you my waifu if we ever get in trouble because of this.

Zabobinator: Escape? Aren’t we leading the fangirl pack?

Anaaga: Dude, we’re insulting Kisa and Yukina’s relationship

Zabobinator: Oh. Right. Uh…I have a jetpack under my bed? xD

Anaaga: I hope it fits two people. LOL I actually looked under my bed xD

Zabobinator: HAHA WE SHALL FLY AWAY TOGETHER ALSO

Anaaga: YES OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN KISA AND YUKINA’S

Zabobinator: OUR RELATIONSHIP IS BETTER THAN KISA’S AND YUKINA’S!

Zabobinator: OMG I SAID IT HIDE THE FANGIRLS WILL GET US!

Anaaga: OMMMGM JINX FIRST THEN HIDE

Zabobinator: JINX FLSKFDJAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

Anaaga: EVEN IF I DIE MY FEELINGS FOR YOU IS THE SAME

Zabobinator: ETERNAL LOVE RRRAABBBUUUU

Anaaga: LOOOOVEEEE MORE THAN KISA AND YUKINA’S

Zabobinator: WOOOH!

Anaaga: All right now seriously let’s run *run*

Zabobinator: *hauls ass*

Preview:

Zabobinator: Hopefully there will be sex next episode

Anaaga: SOMEONE GETS THROWN ON THE COUCH. BUT IT’S CHIAKI. FFUUUCCCKKKK I thought it was Ritsu

Zabobinator: GRAHGF:LKSJD Same here damn it

Anaaga: I’m dying for some hot Takano/Ritsu sex

Zabobinator: Why do they have to include the other characters? Why can’t all of this be about Ritsu and Takano?

Anaaga: I know right? Seriously D: And I think there won’t be any car sex in the anime 🙁

Zabobinator: NO THAT WAS THE BEST PART I WILL CRY!