Anaaga: SO WHO WANTS TO SEE TENCHOU FANGIRLING ABOUT YAOI??? >:D
All right, our main couple is back! Oh how I miss Ritsu and TAKANO <3 *cough* Ehm, and guess who’s doing the tag with me this week? IT’S TENCHOU HERSELF!! W00t! She’s supposed to tag with me last week (since I know she <3 Yuuichi Nakamura), but she was busy with Y3 posts and stuff like that :3 BUT NOW SHE’S HERE, SO LET’S SSSQQQQQQUUEEEEEE TILL OUR CAPSLOCK BUTTONS ARE BROKEN!!!
Kyokai: Hahaaa! Your wishes are coming true with me tagging along, eh? xD This anniversary week has kept me quite busy. I’m finishing up an editorial as I type this but I’m lovin’ the new look of Metanorn and who doesn’t like cake and yummilicious food? Coming to Sekai Ichi, I can only wish that Ritsu gets some braincells to process all information and accept Takano because hey, he’s a hawt bishie with brains!
Kyokai: Takano sleeping. DAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Anaaga: STALKER. Ritsu’s like a stalking master. But Takano sleeping is hot.
Kyokai: LULZ. He doesn’t even know his name, flashbacks are so good~
Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT
Kyokai: Yet he—Is he smelling his book? STALKER STALKER
Anaaga: EEEWWW. Takano got long-lasting perfume
Kyokai: Hahahaaaaaaa. That MANLY scent~
Anaaga: Oh, it was just a dream
Kyokai: FFFFFFFFFFF. Ritsu getting yelled at. Awesome~
Anaaga: I like Takano mad. He looks sexier *rape Takano*
Kyokai: Hahahaaaaa, he does. All bosses look hot when they yell. I should know :3
Anaaga: LOL talking about yourself? >: D
Anaaga: But ouch, his mouth his sharp
Kyokai: NOT YO MOTHERRRRR. Muhawahahahaaaaaaaa
Anaaga: Man, they get along so well
Kyokai: Srsly. This OP is catchy even when you think it’s a yaoi OP xD
Anaaga: Yep yep. I have it in my iPod, and I keep replaying it xD I keep showing the cover to my sister, and she shows me a disgusted face…
Kyokai: LOL, Takanooooo, come gimme a hug
Anaaga: Give all of us!
Kyokai: YEAH. Poor Ritsu.
Anaaga: Lol, man why is Ritsu so dilligent
Kyokai: HAHAHAAAAAAA, KIMOCHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Kyokai: “Go away or else I will blush like crazy,” Ritsu.
Anaaga: LOL. His blushing face is cute. Too bad he’s an uke. Hate ukes
Kyokai: OH GOD, He’s GONNA BURN. They are sitting so close
Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. JUST DO THE OFFICE SEX
Kyokai: HAHAHAAA YEAHHHH
Anaaga: ON THE TABLE. OR ON THE CHAIR. DAMN.
Anaaga: I WANT MY HOT BOSS TO KISS ME TOO
Kyokai: SURPRISE ATTACK~
Drinking coffee so he can stay awake during sex
Anaaga: Oh sheeyat… Yakozawa the ass is here
Kyokai: Third wheel. FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Anaaga: GGGGRRR. Seriously, he’s like a clingy sex friend D:
Kyokai: Srsly. Oh wow, what an excuse. “I have to use the toilet” >.>
Anaaga: lol, Ritsu’s gonna fap xD
Kyokai: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! Scaredy cat~
Anaaga: I know. He has no balls
Kyokai: Oh GOD. They are going to have that talk
Anaaga: YOKOZAWA. BITCH
Kyokai: FUUUUUUU– GTFO
Anaaga: TAKANO IS MINE. I MEAN. RITSU’S.
Anaaga: WHY IS YOKOZAWA’S VOICE SO SEXY?
Kyokai: Ritsu’s in denial
Anaaga: That’s why I hate ukes: DENIAL. PREVENTS SEX
Kyokai: “Bitch pleaseeeeee,” Yokozawa
Anaaga: Jealous, Ritsu? You should be
Kyokai: He just got owned and he’s still in denial. Baaah!
Anaaga: Damn ukes. They’re all tsundere
Anaaga: HAH he missed his train. All his fault for being in denial
Kyokai: And walking so slow too
Kyokai: Yuuichi Nakamura <333
Anaaga: Why are these people so complicated? He could’ve asked Takano, but he asked an outsider
Kyokai: Because its yaoi, and that’s how things roll
Anaaga: The drama
Anaaga: Lol. BTW, Baku watched Boku no Pico. So his twitter says xD
Kyokai: Compatible my foot
Anaaga: Yeah I got mad at that part
Anaaga: OHHHHH ELEVATOR SEX PLEASE
Kyokai: DO IT EVERYWHERE
Anaaga: MAN TENCHOU IS MORE PERVERTED THAN ME xD
Kyokai: Yeah right. Never gonna happen xD
Kyokai: This is soooooo gooooood!
Anaaga: THE DRAMA
Kyokai: Again, a slap? Oh c’mon, mannnn!
Anaaga: Yeah, so mean 🙁
Kyokai: Oh SHIT. He’s MAD. DAT FACE. Scaryyyyyyyy.
Anaaga: Yeah. I know. I was actually really scared for a while. SCARY. TAKANO MAD SCARY
ALL RIGHT KIDS, TIME TO HIDE UNDER THE BED/TABLE/ANYTHING THAT WILL HIDE YOU
Kyokai: Ritsu reads manga when he’s depressed. Catching up on some work I guess
Anaaga: Oh yeah, he’s an editor. I forgot xD
Kyokai: This mangaka is cuteooo without that stupid mask
Anaaga: Yup :3
Kyokai: Not while drunk though. They go and spill their guts
Anaaga: All yours secrets are out xD
Anaaga: OH SNAP TAKANO
Kyokai: HAHAHAAAAAAA. More DRAMAAAAAAAAA
Anaaga: Seems like Takano’s famous
Anaaga: Jeez Ritsu, there’s a hot rich dude in front of you. BE HIS SEX SLAV–er, LOVER
Kyokai: His research skill SUCKS
Anaaga: Can’t be a good editor. Quit. Then be Takano’s lover xD
Kyokai: And stop making up half assed stuff too
Anaaga: Gossip is bad. AND HE BELIEVES. RITSU WHY YOU SO STUPID
Kyokai: Like Always! >.> YEP
Anaaga: Man, he’s such a stalkerr
Kyokai: Dude, Takano was always a loner. You should know better than anyone else
Anaaga: Lol right? Ugh, Ritsu. UGH. I have little sympathy for Ritsu right now
Kyokai: I have more than sympathy xD
Kyokai: BUT AHOOOO! Yokozawa is just trying to be a protective bastard
Anaaga: Yeah, Yokozawa’s like a naggy mom
Anaaga: TAKANO’s WAITING AND GETTING JEALOUS
Kyokai: AWWWW. Is he going to be attacked?
Anaaga: YEEEAAAAHHHHH HE’S GONA GET RAPED
Anaaga: Using work as an excuse to rape, huh?
Kyokai: As always
Anaaga: See Ritsu? If you just ASK instead of making up weird conclusions
Kyokai: I like Takano’s HAAAAAAAA. He does it so wellll!
Anaaga: I know. His accent.
Kyokai: YEPPP. Saiyakku da – HAIIII
Kyokai: IT’S OUT IN THE OPEN
Anaaga: Takano’s so blunt
Kyokai: JUST A FRIEND. LISTEN NOW, GODDAMN YOU
Anaaga: Man the BGM really fits the scene
Anaaga: OMGGGGGGG AAAAAHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEESSSS
Kyokai: SO ROMANTIC~
Anaaga: KISSING ON THE DOORWAY
Anaaga: TAKANO’S TOONGUEEEEEEEEEE. TONGUEEEEEEE. HAAAAANNNNNDSSS. I’M DYINGGGGGGGG.
Anaaga: TAKANO’S HOT
Anaaga: HIS TOOOOOONNGGUUUEEE
Kyokai: This is so ONNNNNNNN right now
Anaaga: HELL YEAH
Kyokai: HIS SERIOUS FACE
Anaaga: HANDJOB ON THE DOORWAY FTW. YAOI: YOU DO IT EVERYWHERE
Anaaga: *nosebleed* TAKANO FEELS HOT
Kyokai: WTF PHONE
Anaaga: I BET IT’S YOKOZAWA. GGGGGGRRRRR
Kyokai: WE GOTTA RUNNER =3=
Anaaga: No sex. GGRRRR
Kyokai: YOKOZAWA, YOU ARE EFFED
Anaaga: Dear god, Yokozawa you stupid bitch. DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF MANLY LOVE
Kyokai: YEAHHHHH. Stop meddling
Anaaga: I wonder who “they” are, and what they “did” to Takano
Kyokai: It’s Ritsu. Isn’t it?
Anaaga: YESH, RITSU, YOU’RE STUPID
Kyokai: He was jerking you off, idiot =P
Anaaga: LOL ON THE DOORWAY
Anaaga: EVERYTHING ON THE DOORWAY
Anaaga: Takano’s such a good boss. With a sharp mouth though
Anaaga: WOOT, ISAKA
Kyokai: OHOOOO. BIG BOSS
Anaaga: Yaoi: Where everybody’s gay
Kyokai: Of course~
Anaaga: AND HE PRAISED RITSU. AAAAWWWW
Kyokai: Now he should be all encouraged
Anaaga: Nervous Ritsu
Kyokai: DAWWWWWWWWWW. He’s so NIIICE <3
Anaaga: I WANT TAKANO TO TOUCH ME TOO D: DAMN THAT SOUNDS WRONG
Anaaga: LOL ISAKA LOLOLOL
Kyokai: THE ENDING WAS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. DAT LAUGH!
Anaaga: TAKANOOOOO LOL. Tsundere much?
Anaaga: Yeah. PERFECT.
Kyokai: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS LOVE
Anaaga: LOVE LOOOOOOVEEE
Kyokai: REALIZE IT, IDIOT. RABU RABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
Anaaga: AND THEN LATER ON SSSSSSSEEEEXXXXX
Kyokai: A LOTTTTTTTTTTT OF IT.
Anaaga: SEX SEX SEX. ABUSING THAT WORD RIGHT NOW
Kyokai: That’s how yaoi works after all.
Anaaga: Yes. IT’S ALL ABOUT SEX. LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX
Anaaga: I know you guys are distracted with Tenchou fangirling about yaoi. It’s one of those rare things that happen in life, so I can understand. So here’s a little summary. Ritsu is doing his proposal for the first time, and he needs the boss AKA Takano, the Sex Machine’s help. But who cares about the job? IT’S ALL ABOUT ANGST. Ritsu can’t get himself to talk to Takano because he always gets hot every time Takano is near him. Because of that, he can’t get himself to ask Takano about his relationship with Yokozawa, since Yokozawa the Ass claimed Takano as his. BITCH, HE’S MINE. Misunderstanding with lots of jealousy happens because of lack of communication and stupid thoughts; thus, Takano kidnaps Ritsu into his apartment. After they talk with each other, WHICH THEY COULD’VE DONE SINCE THE BEGINNING, the problem is resolved (Takano and Yokozawa are just friends), and they decided to exercise together on the doorway. Confused, Ritsu wonders whether he’s actually in love with Takano or not; which of course, he still denies even till the last moment of this episode. DAMN UKES!
HOW TO SPICE UP YOUR YAOI LIFE:
Pick your guy. A high school sweetheart is the best (for the angst)
Work with him. Have RABU RABU moments with him at work
Have a misunderstanding for the most retarded reason EVER
Fight. Try to fight in public. MAKE LOTS OF DRAMA
HAVE MAKE UP SEX EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE BED
Obligatory Sex Machine picture
Anaaga: I LOVE THIS EPISODE. I found real joy in SIH anime only in the second episode, but this episode gives me joy too. It’s been a lllloooooonnng time since I actually enjoyed an episode from SIH since the second episode. It has everything EVERYTHING a fujoshi seeks in a typical yaoi: Hot guys and hot angsty story. The misunderstanding here is really retarded, but like Tenchou says, that’s how yaoi rolls. However, I didn’t enjoy Chiaki’s misunderstanding. Chiaki is so stupid to the point where he annoys me. Ritsu, here, is a better uke. He’s able to keep me entertained with his interesting thoughts.
Yes, Ritsu is at his best in this episode. He is still in denial, but a little part of him realized that he’s still in love with Takano. Unlike Chiaki, Ritsu knows about Takano’s feelings for him. And Ritsu actually knows that he’s feeling something when Takano is near him. In other words, Ritsu actually knows what he feels. And sure, there’s no sex since Ritsu ran away (Bohoo D: ), but that’s what I like: he was able to keep his libido under control. Unlike lots of ukes who just give in when hot guys offer themselves for free and admit that they’re in love with those hot guys, Ritsu was able to stick to his thinking and refuses to give in into temptation. SERIOUSLY, WHO CAN REJECTS TAKANO!?
So yeah, I LOVE THIS EPISODE. I have fun with Ritsu having his own battle about his feelings for Takano (although he’s still in denial. A little part of me still feels sad about that). I also have fun seeing Takano being SO BLUNT and HONEST with Ritsu. And how he gets mad at Yokozawa for having such a big mouth. Way to go, Takano! Stick with your sweetheart! AND OMG HIS TTTTTTTOOOONNNNNGGGUUUUUUUE WAS SHOWWWIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Kyokai: OMG! Did I just fangirl like crazy?! Oh hells yes, I DID! Anaaga does possess that persuasive skill for getting everyone into yaoi, not that I can say I was in the dark! I think Hato and Starburst are already on her ‘list’ but hey, now that Metanorn has its own yaoi pair, I can’t really help but to promote the fujoshi love here~ :3
Takano sure is blunt but I like honesty rather than hypocrisy. You feel something just say it rather than keeping it bottled up for years and then suddenly coming up and spilling the guts at the wrong time. Now, there’s timing for everything and Ritsu has very bad timing. He jumps to wrong conclusions, is actually delusional and doesn’t have a single train of thought. Though, he’s a good workaholic employee, who gives his all to the job assigned. He just needs a bit tweaking and some sense beaten into him and as he happens to be in a yaoi, according to the rules that simply means getting raped by Takano. Hey, don’t look at me; I didn’t make the rules!
This episode had everything that a BL-story should have. Hawt bishies liking each other, getting all hot and bothered about each other, then have an effing misunderstanding due to a third wheel (Yokozawa, no AHO!) and then making up with a steamy make-out session. Sadly, there was no sex because Studio DEEN is being extra careful about that floating bill that no one really cares about since last year. Of course, they have crossed the Shounen Ai line but dear girls, don’t expect Junjou Romantica season one, while you are watching this. All that smut is being passed on by the studio; if you are really curious, go read the manga.
Kyokai: So, when is that Shizuo lookalike coming?
Anaaga: Next week.
Kyokai: Oh that’s good to hear. I was getting tired of the old couple.
Anaaga: What? D:
Kyokai: Rest assured I like all the hawt guys. I’ve been waiting for the next pairing to surface and I know the dude is a dark-haired Shizuo lookalike. Which is even better, if you catch my drift. Anyways, adieu time. Ja ne~