Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi – 07

Anaaga: SO WHO WANTS TO SEE TENCHOU FANGIRLING ABOUT YAOI??? >:D

All right, our main couple is back! Oh how I miss Ritsu and TAKANO <3 *cough* Ehm, and guess who’s doing the tag with me this week?  IT’S TENCHOU HERSELF!! W00t! She’s supposed to tag with me last week (since I know she <3 Yuuichi Nakamura), but she was busy with Y3 posts and stuff like that :3 BUT NOW SHE’S HERE, SO LET’S SSSQQQQQQUUEEEEEE TILL OUR CAPSLOCK BUTTONS ARE BROKEN!!!

Kyokai: Hahaaa! Your wishes are coming true with me tagging along, eh? xD This anniversary week has kept me quite busy. I’m finishing up an editorial as I type this but I’m lovin’ the new look of Metanorn and who doesn’t like cake and yummilicious food? Coming to Sekai Ichi, I can only wish that Ritsu gets some braincells to process all information and accept Takano because hey, he’s a hawt bishie with brains!

Anaaga: TAKANO

Kyokai: Takano sleeping. DAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anaaga: STALKER. Ritsu’s like a stalking master. But Takano sleeping is hot.

Kyokai: LULZ. He doesn’t even know his name, flashbacks are so good~

Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT

Kyokai: Yet he—Is he smelling his book? STALKER STALKER

Anaaga: EEEWWW. Takano got long-lasting perfume

Kyokai: Hahahaaaaaaa. That MANLY scent~

Anaaga: Oh, it was just a dream

Kyokai: FFFFFFFFFFF. Ritsu getting yelled at. Awesome~

Anaaga: I like Takano mad. He looks sexier *rape Takano*

Kyokai: Hahahaaaaa, he does. All bosses look hot when they yell. I should know :3

Anaaga: LOL talking about yourself? >: D

Anaaga: But ouch, his mouth his sharp

Kyokai: NOT YO MOTHERRRRR. Muhawahahahaaaaaaaa

Anaaga: Man, they get along so well

Kyokai: Srsly. This OP is catchy even when you think it’s a yaoi OP xD

Anaaga: Yep yep. I have it in my iPod, and I keep replaying it xD I keep showing the cover to my sister, and she shows me a disgusted face…

Kyokai: LOL, Takanooooo, come gimme a hug

Anaaga: Give all of us!

Kyokai: YEAH. Poor Ritsu.

Anaaga: Lol, man why is Ritsu so dilligent

Kyokai: HAHAHAAAAAAA, KIMOCHIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Anaaga: LOL

Kyokai: “Go away or else I will blush like crazy,” Ritsu.

Anaaga: LOL. His blushing face is cute. Too bad he’s an uke. Hate ukes

Kyokai: OH GOD, He’s GONNA BURN. They are sitting so close

Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. JUST DO THE OFFICE SEX

Kyokai: HAHAHAAA YEAHHHH

Anaaga: ON THE TABLE. OR ON THE CHAIR. DAMN.

Kyokai: YEAHHHHHH

Anaaga: I WANT MY HOT BOSS TO KISS ME TOO

Kyokai: SURPRISE ATTACK~

Drinking coffee so he can stay awake during sex

Anaaga: YYYYYYEEAAAHHH

Kyokai: MUHAHAWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Anaaga: Oh sheeyat… Yakozawa the ass is here

Kyokai: Third wheel. FFFFFFFFFFFFF

Anaaga: GGGGRRR. Seriously, he’s like a clingy sex friend D:

Kyokai: Srsly. Oh wow, what an excuse. “I have to use the toilet” >.>

Anaaga: lol, Ritsu’s gonna fap xD

Kyokai: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! Scaredy cat~

Anaaga: I know. He has no balls

Kyokai: Oh GOD. They are going to have that talk

Anaaga: YOKOZAWA. BITCH

Kyokai: FUUUUUUU– GTFO

Anaaga: TAKANO IS MINE. I MEAN. RITSU’S.

Kyokai: YESSSS.

Anaaga: WHY IS YOKOZAWA’S VOICE SO SEXY?

Kyokai: Ritsu’s in denial

Anaaga: That’s why I hate ukes: DENIAL. PREVENTS SEX

Kyokai: “Bitch pleaseeeeee,” Yokozawa

Anaaga: Jealous, Ritsu? You should be

Kyokai: He just got owned and he’s still in denial. Baaah!

Anaaga: Damn ukes. They’re all tsundere

Kyokai: Lull

Anaaga: HAH he missed his train. All his fault for being in denial

Kyokai: And walking so slow too

Kyokai: Yuuichi Nakamura <333

Anaaga: SEXYYYY

Anaaga: Why are these people so complicated? He could’ve asked Takano, but he asked an outsider

Kyokai: Because its yaoi, and that’s how things roll

Anaaga: The drama

Kyokai: Yep

Anaaga: Lol. BTW, Baku watched Boku no Pico. So his twitter says xD

Kyokai: LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Kyokai: Compatible my foot

Anaaga: Yeah I got mad at that part

Anaaga: OHHHHH ELEVATOR SEX PLEASE

Kyokai: DO IT EVERYWHERE

Anaaga: MAN TENCHOU IS MORE PERVERTED THAN ME xD

Kyokai: Yeah right. Never gonna happen xD

Kyokai: This is soooooo gooooood!

Anaaga: THE DRAMA

Kyokai: Again, a slap? Oh c’mon, mannnn!

Anaaga: Yeah, so mean 🙁

Kyokai: Oh SHIT. He’s MAD. DAT FACE. Scaryyyyyyyy.

Anaaga: Yeah. I know. I was actually really scared for a while. SCARY. TAKANO MAD SCARY

Kyokai: YEPPPP

ALL RIGHT KIDS, TIME TO HIDE UNDER THE BED/TABLE/ANYTHING THAT WILL HIDE YOU

Kyokai: Ritsu reads manga when he’s depressed. Catching up on some work I guess

Anaaga: Oh yeah, he’s an editor. I forgot xD

Kyokai: This mangaka is cuteooo without that stupid mask

Anaaga: Yup :3

Kyokai: Not while drunk though. They go and spill their guts

Anaaga: All yours secrets are out xD

Anaaga: OH SNAP TAKANO

Kyokai: HAHAHAAAAAAA. More DRAMAAAAAAAAA

Anaaga: DDDDDAAAMMMNNNN

Kyokai: FFFFFFFFFFFF–

Anaaga: Seems like Takano’s famous

Kyokai: VERY

Anaaga: Jeez Ritsu, there’s a hot rich dude in front of you. BE HIS SEX SLAV–er, LOVER

Kyokai: His research skill SUCKS

Anaaga: Can’t be a good editor. Quit. Then be Takano’s lover xD

Kyokai: And stop making up half assed stuff too

Anaaga: Gossip is bad. AND HE BELIEVES. RITSU WHY YOU SO STUPID

Kyokai: Like Always! >.> YEP

Anaaga: Man, he’s such a stalkerr

Kyokai: Dude, Takano was always a loner. You should know better than anyone else

Anaaga: Lol right? Ugh, Ritsu. UGH. I have little sympathy for Ritsu right now

Kyokai: I have more than sympathy xD

Kyokai: BUT AHOOOO! Yokozawa is just trying to be a protective bastard

Anaaga: Yeah, Yokozawa’s like a naggy mom

Anaaga: TAKANO’s WAITING AND GETTING JEALOUS

Kyokai: AWWWW. Is he going to be attacked?

Anaaga: YEEEAAAAHHHHH HE’S GONA GET RAPED

Kyokai: WOOOOOOOO

Anaaga: Using work as an excuse to rape, huh?

Kyokai: As always

Anaaga: See Ritsu? If you just ASK instead of making up weird conclusions

Kyokai: I like Takano’s HAAAAAAAA. He does it so wellll!

Anaaga: I know. His accent.

Kyokai: YEPPP. Saiyakku da – HAIIII

Kyokai: IT’S OUT IN THE OPEN

Anaaga: Takano’s so blunt

Kyokai: JUST A FRIEND. LISTEN NOW, GODDAMN YOU

Anaaga: Man the BGM really fits the scene

Anaaga: OMGGGGGGG AAAAAHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEESSSS

Kyokai: SO ROMANTIC~

Anaaga: KISSING ON THE DOORWAY

Kyokai: DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anaaga: TAKANO’S TOONGUEEEEEEEEEE. TONGUEEEEEEE. HAAAAANNNNNDSSS. I’M DYINGGGGGGGG.

Kyokai: MOAARRRR

Anaaga: TAKANO’S HOT

Kyokai: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Anaaga: HIS TOOOOOONNGGUUUEEE

Kyokai: This is so ONNNNNNNN right now

Anaaga: HELL YEAH

Kyokai: HIS SERIOUS FACE

Anaaga: HANDJOB ON THE DOORWAY FTW. YAOI: YOU DO IT EVERYWHERE

Anaaga: *nosebleed* TAKANO FEELS HOT

Kyokai: WTF PHONE

Anaaga: I BET IT’S YOKOZAWA. GGGGGGRRRRR

Kyokai: WE GOTTA RUNNER =3=

Anaaga: No sex. GGRRRR

Kyokai: YOKOZAWA, YOU ARE EFFED

Anaaga: Dear god, Yokozawa you stupid bitch. DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF MANLY LOVE

Kyokai: YEAHHHHH. Stop meddling

Anaaga: I wonder who “they” are, and what they “did” to Takano

Kyokai: It’s Ritsu. Isn’t it?

Anaaga: YESH, RITSU, YOU’RE STUPID

Kyokai: He was jerking you off, idiot =P

Anaaga: LOL ON THE DOORWAY

Kyokai: FFFFF

Anaaga: EVERYTHING ON THE DOORWAY

Kyokai: Yep

Anaaga: Takano’s such a good boss. With a sharp mouth though

Anaaga: WOOT, ISAKA

Kyokai: OHOOOO. BIG BOSS

Anaaga: Yaoi: Where everybody’s gay

Kyokai: Of course~

Anaaga: AND HE PRAISED RITSU. AAAAWWWW

Kyokai: Now he should be all encouraged

Anaaga: Nervous Ritsu

Kyokai: DAWWWWWWWWWW. He’s so NIIICE <3

Anaaga: I WANT TAKANO TO TOUCH ME TOO D: DAMN THAT SOUNDS WRONG

Kyokai: HAHAHAAA

Anaaga: LOL ISAKA LOLOLOL

Kyokai: THE ENDING WAS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. DAT LAUGH!

Anaaga: TAKANOOOOO LOL. Tsundere much?

Anaaga: Yeah. PERFECT.

Kyokai: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS LOVE

Anaaga: LOVE LOOOOOOVEEE

Kyokai: REALIZE IT, IDIOT. RABU RABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

Anaaga: AND THEN LATER ON SSSSSSSEEEEXXXXX

Kyokai: A LOTTTTTTTTTTT OF IT.

Anaaga: SEX SEX SEX. ABUSING THAT WORD RIGHT NOW

Kyokai: That’s how yaoi works after all.

Anaaga: Yes. IT’S ALL ABOUT SEX. LET’S TALK ABOUT SEX

Anaaga: I know you guys are distracted with Tenchou fangirling about yaoi. It’s one of those rare things that happen in life, so I can understand. So here’s a little summary. Ritsu is doing his proposal for the first time, and he needs the boss AKA Takano, the Sex Machine’s help. But who cares about the job? IT’S ALL ABOUT ANGST. Ritsu can’t get himself to talk to Takano because he always gets hot every time Takano is near him. Because of that, he can’t get himself to ask Takano about his relationship with Yokozawa, since Yokozawa the Ass claimed Takano as his. BITCH, HE’S MINE. Misunderstanding with lots of jealousy happens because of lack of communication and stupid thoughts; thus, Takano kidnaps Ritsu into his apartment. After they talk with each other, WHICH THEY COULD’VE DONE SINCE THE BEGINNING, the problem is resolved (Takano and Yokozawa are just friends), and they decided to exercise together on the doorway. Confused, Ritsu wonders whether he’s actually in love with Takano or not; which of course, he still denies even till the last moment of this episode. DAMN UKES!

HOW TO SPICE UP YOUR YAOI LIFE:

Pick your guy. A high school sweetheart is the best (for the angst)

Work with him. Have RABU RABU moments with him at work

Have a misunderstanding for the most retarded reason EVER

Fight. Try to fight in public. MAKE LOTS OF DRAMA

HAVE MAKE UP SEX EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE BED

Obligatory Sex Machine picture

End Thoughts:

Anaaga: I LOVE THIS EPISODE. I found real joy in SIH anime only in the second episode, but this episode gives me joy too. It’s been a lllloooooonnng time since I actually enjoyed an episode from SIH since the second episode. It has everything EVERYTHING a fujoshi seeks in a typical yaoi: Hot guys and hot angsty story. The misunderstanding here is really retarded, but like Tenchou says, that’s how yaoi rolls. However, I didn’t enjoy Chiaki’s misunderstanding. Chiaki is so stupid to the point where he annoys me. Ritsu, here, is a better uke. He’s able to keep me entertained with his interesting thoughts.

Yes, Ritsu is at his best in this episode. He is still in denial, but a little part of him realized that he’s still in love with Takano. Unlike Chiaki, Ritsu knows about Takano’s feelings for him. And Ritsu actually knows that he’s feeling something when Takano is near him. In other words, Ritsu actually knows what he feels. And sure, there’s no sex since Ritsu ran away (Bohoo D: ), but that’s what I like: he was able to keep his libido under control. Unlike lots of ukes who just give in when hot guys offer themselves for free and admit that they’re in love with those hot guys, Ritsu was able to stick to his thinking and refuses to give in into temptation. SERIOUSLY, WHO CAN REJECTS TAKANO!?

So yeah, I LOVE THIS EPISODE. I have fun with Ritsu having his own battle about his feelings for Takano (although he’s still in denial. A little part of me still feels sad about that). I also have fun seeing Takano being SO BLUNT and HONEST with Ritsu. And how he gets mad at Yokozawa for having such a big mouth. Way to go, Takano! Stick with your sweetheart! AND OMG HIS TTTTTTTOOOONNNNNGGGUUUUUUUE WAS SHOWWWIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Kyokai: OMG! Did I just fangirl like crazy?! Oh hells yes, I DID! Anaaga does possess that persuasive skill for getting everyone into yaoi, not that I can say I was in the dark! I think Hato and Starburst are already on her ‘list’ but hey, now that Metanorn has its own yaoi pair, I can’t really help but to promote the fujoshi love here~ :3

Takano sure is blunt but I like honesty rather than hypocrisy.  You feel something just say it rather than keeping it bottled up for years and then suddenly coming up and spilling the guts at the wrong time. Now, there’s timing for everything and Ritsu has very bad timing. He jumps to wrong conclusions, is actually delusional and doesn’t have a single train of thought. Though, he’s a good workaholic employee, who gives his all to the job assigned. He just needs a bit tweaking and some sense beaten into him and as he happens to be in a yaoi, according to the rules that simply means getting raped by Takano. Hey, don’t look at me; I didn’t make the rules!

This episode had everything that a BL-story should have. Hawt bishies liking each other, getting all hot and bothered about each other, then have an effing misunderstanding due to a third wheel (Yokozawa, no AHO!) and then making up with a steamy make-out session. Sadly, there was no sex because Studio DEEN is being extra careful about that floating bill that no one really cares about since last year. Of course, they have crossed the Shounen Ai line but dear girls, don’t expect Junjou Romantica season one, while you are watching this. All that smut is being passed on by the studio; if you are really curious, go read the manga.

Preview:

Kyokai: So, when is that Shizuo lookalike coming?

Anaaga: Next week.

Kyokai: Oh that’s good to hear. I was getting tired of the old couple.

Anaaga: What? D:

Kyokai: Rest assured I like all the hawt guys. I’ve been waiting for the next pairing to surface and I know the dude is a dark-haired Shizuo lookalike. Which is even better, if you catch my drift. Anyways, adieu time. Ja ne~