Yaoi without sex is NOT yaoi
Our trap mangaka is in a rush right now, since he procrastinated his work like me all because of a spa trip with KAMIYAN-er, I mean Yuu. Since it’s Kamiyan, it’s sssssssoooooo worth it. But of course, since ukes are easily distracted, so he draws a chart about his relationship with Hatori and Yuu. It seems like Chiaki still thinks that Yuu is in love with Hatori. HOW STUPID CAN THIS GUY BE!?
Chiaki does the same thing I do in Ad Math class
After the work is finally done, Hatori comes over as usual to have sex to be Chiaki’s slave. Even with dark circles under his eyes (thanks to the Procrastinator Chiaki), Hatori is still willing to cook and does all of the house chores too. I WANT A SLAVE LIKE THAT. But it seems like the dark circles under Hatori’s eyes are just decorations since it disappeared without Hatori putting any cream. STUDIO DEEN/MANGAKA FAILS.
This is awkward….
Anyhow, Hatori is forcing Chiaki to attend the annual New Year party since Chiaki never goes. Apparently, working in one big room all the time makes Chiaki have crowd-phobia, so he doesn’t want to go to the party UNLESS Yuu goes with him too. And Yuu happens to be free on that day too, so he can tag along with him to the party. Stupid Chiaki is stupid, he says some nonsense which pisses Hatori off and makes Yuu fly to the seventh layer of heaven. OH GOD CHIAKI, I REALLY WANT TO SLAP YOU! I MEAN, POOR HATORI HAS TO WITNESS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
Chiaki is such an insensitive guy
This is what happens when one is stupid: HE GETS RAPED
D: Chiaki is slowly pissing me off now. First, he’s so insensitive. Second, he gets easily jealous. He gets all angry when he sees Hatori with chicks who are trying to get him onto their beds. This is really ironic, because Chiaki has been spending time with Yuu rather than Hatori, and he says nothing about that. Hatori is really patient. >.<
Is that Isaka and Usami-sama?
I remember toilet as soon as I read Hatori’s nickname
Since Chiaki is mad at Hatori FOR NO REASON, he dumped Yuu by going home all by himself. Hatori, being a faithful slave, comes to his house to discuss work. Jealous Chiaki is angry, so he creates a BIG X on his work. Which means, he has to do it all over again. REALLY, CHIAKI, REALLY? After some minutes of talking whatsoever, they finally can talk with each other PROPERLY (finally!). Chiaki doesn’t like surprise kisses, and Hatori doesn’t like Chiaki hanging out with Yuu. Also, Chiaki doesn’t know that they’re dating because Hatori didn’t ask him out; as simple as that.
Dear god, they could’ve had the proper talk when Hatori came over and cooked for Chiaki. But since this is YAOI, misunderstandings are not solved easily. After all, they don’t use words to make up. THEY USE SEX. But since this anime is censored, THERE’S NO SEX IN THIS EPISODE AT ALL. NOT EVEN SOME HANDS GOING INTO CHIAKI’S PANTS. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Fanservie of This Week: Chiaki’s confession and Hatori’s surprised face
And Hatori smiling too NNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHH
And so, all is well and fine. Everybody get their happy endings (except Yuu because hehas no clue), and Chiaki is still stupid as usual. He still doesn’t know who Yuu likes.
HER NAME IS ANAAGA
HOW TO BE A GREAT MANGAKA:
Find out that the deadline is tomorrow
Enslave your assistants to death
Bow down to your editor so he won’t get mad at you
Fight with your editor
Have a make-up sex with your editor
I loathe this episode. I hate hate hate this episode SO MUCH. No, it’s not like I have problems with the story whatsoever. The story is typical yaoi, so it’s excused. First, there’s no sex scene. WHAT IS YAOI WITHOUT SEX SCENE!? Second, I hate Chiaki more than Ritsu now.
Chiaki is like the worst human being that ever existed. He’s so slow and insensitive to the point where I think that he’s actually doing it on purpose. Of course he isn’t, but that’s how bad it is. What kind of man tells another guy that he can’t live without him in front of the person he just had sex with!? And what kind of guy who PUSHES his lover when they’re kissing!? Poor Hatori must’ve felt really hurt; it’s like being rejected in sex after all. And I don’t like how he gets jealous easily. I don’t mind if he gets jealous, but c’mon you went on a spa trip with Yuu instead of Hatori! At least ask Hatori to go with you first! This is not a supernatural anime where some characters are mind reader; Hatori is just a normal gay human being who really wants to have sex with you!
I also don’t get why some people don’t really like Hatori because he’s really scary. Well he IS scary, but I think that’s his plus point. :3 He’s really scary when it comes to work, but he’s just doing his job as an editor. He’s a little bit forceful too, but Chiaki is sooo not gonna make the first move. If Hatori is not the one who’s making the first move, they’ll never have sex until they die. And can’t you see how patient he is!? He can keep up with Chiaki’s slowness! I’m an audience and I can’t even stand that. Imagine being Chiaki’s boyfriend >.< If Chiaki is not that slow, I would’ve liked him more than Ritsu. Ritsu is not that slow. Suddenly Ritsu looks really bearable now, I don’t think I’ll ever complain about Ritsu now since Chiaki is worse than him.
I also don’t like how the team treats Hatori’s dark circles. Maybe it’s just a little detail, but I look at small details. If a team even takes small details properly, then I know that they’re taking the anime seriously. The way they treat the small details makes it look as if they’re not putting much effort in SIH. Wait, maybe they don’t! Just look at the animations of the last few episodes! This episode isn’t worth watching at all, thanks to Chiaki. Only Hatori is worth watching. HATORI AND HIS BEAUTIFUL SMILE. <3
Thank god it’s Ritsu. Another Chiaki episode and I’ll cry