Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi – 05

Anaaga and Hime got their Metanorn Harem

Anaaga: SIH is finally at it’s fifth! If I dragged Hoshi with me last time, I’m dragging Hime now! In order to dominate the world with yaoi, it’s my plan to have tag team with all yaoi fangirls in Metanorn; and Hime is the Strategist for this world domination thingy, and we’re letting you see our discussion right now. Muhuahahaha!

Hime: Oh, Hatsukoi, the ray of rainbow coloured sunshine in the Spring Season! Thanks to anaaga for inviting me along to rant and squee along with her for episode 5! Slowly yaoi fangirls will take over the world, just you wait…

Hime: I don’t actually know much about these two, but they seem pretty Misaki/Usagi like

Anaaga: Really? At least all of them are normal. They don’t bring big teddies everywhere

Hime: That’s true

Anaaga: Hatori is so harsh >.<

Hime: He has to be firm with his uke. BWAHAHA

Anaaga: LOL, TRAIN THEM EVEYWHERE, EVEN ON BED xD

Hime: How else will they learn? Lol

Anaaga: *use whip*

Hime: Don’t forget the handcuffs!

Hime: Oooo he’s doing a reverse Ness! A guy pretending to be a girl

Anaaga: I don’t know why he thinks that the fans will be disappointed with him

Hime: OMG THE THEME. It makes me so nostalgic for Junjou. ITS SO BOUNCY. All the fluffy manlove~

Anaaga: I just realized the uke always has sharp chins, and the semes’ chins are a little bit flat

Hime: Oo yeah… That’s weird xD I guess it makes them look more childish

Anaaga: If you’re confused, just look at the chins xD

Anaaga: I want a wife like Hatori. I MEAN HUSBAND. The yellow of the tamago is so right

Hime: Lol, sure *wink* He makes such nice looking food

Hime: God this guy is so dense!

Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. WHY WOULD HE COOK FOR YOU!? Poor Hatori

Hime: HATORI LIKES YOU YOU IDIOT.

Hime: lol “I don’t think it’ll be rewarding…”

Hime: KAMIYA *rapes* and all the fangirls…DIE

Anaaga: *squeal*

Anaaga: Oh god. I hate the other best friend already. IN THE WAY OF FLUFFY MAN LOVE

Hime: Kamiya plays another cockblocker xD This guy’s range is SO VARIED

Anaaga: I know. He can do ANYTHING

Hime: Ooo Hatori is majorly jealous. I think the two ukes should see if one of them has a seme buried somewhere…¬¬

Anaaga: LOL

Anaaga: Oh gosh, why do the nice seiyuu have to be cockblockers? >.< God this guy is annoying.

Hime: I HAVE THE ANSWER. THREESOME. Then everyone will be happy. Especially us

Anaaga: YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH HANDCUFFS AND WHIPS

Hime: Don’t forget the strawberries and cream

Anaaga: Oh god this guy is so fuckin’ dense *slap Chiaki*

Hime: Look at all that food! EAT THE FOOD YOUR LURV MADE~

Anaaga: I KNOW. LOOKS SO GOOD

anaaga died and went to heaven here

Anaaga: OMG TAKANO SMILING. YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAHHH *dead*

Hime: HHNNG I love it when they all interact. It’s like a whole world of gayness

Anaaga: LOL gay community. Where everyone’s gay

Hime: Oooohohoho what have we here? A lover’s dispute

Anaaga: Ooh confession in the rain. Gosh, Hatori’s voice at its sexiness

Hime: *SNOG* lol and Chiaki just watches…

Anaaga: YEAH KISSING IN THE RAIN

Yuu is so poor he can’t even afford an umbrella

Anaaga: Kamiya really gives the gay vibe here or I just like the necklace he has a lot

Hime: I was gonna say… he looks too stylish to be straight

Anaaga: Chiaki doesn’t know he’s in a yaoi anime xD

Hime: I know, poor boy. He doesn’t know he’s a gonna get raped soon

Anaaga: He’s gonna get taken soon

Hime: Your wording is better xD

Anaaga: He should’ve used an armor on his ass

Hime: All the uke’s need chastity belts

Anaaga: LOL

Anaaga: Kamiya is so sharp

Hime: This is like the most akward and cute love triangle ever

Broom and Ruler, perfect tools to draw manga

Anaaga: LOL broom and ruler

Anaaga: I know right. And the uke has no clue

Hime: And you know how to solve love triangles?

Anaaga: Sex

Hime: THREESOMES

Anaaga: SEX. THREESOME

Hime: YES

Anaaga: I want Hatori to call me too ;A;

Hime: I know T_T

Hatori is telling Chiaki that there will be no sex until Chiaki is done

Anaaga: Chiaki blushes when Hatori calls him? Imagine him in bed

Hime: He’ll be another crier I bet. They always cry, remember?

Anaaga: Yup. Always. ALWAYS

Hime: CAUSE THAT’S WHAT GAY MEN DO

Anaaga: THEY CRY WHEN THEY HAVE SEX. THE JOY IS TOO MUCH SO THEY ALWAYS CRY

Hime: lmao, yes

Anaaga: Chiaki seems jealous. Why you’re irritated? BECAUSE YOU LIKE HATORI, DUH!

Hime: JUST ADMIT IT. If he’s frustrated he should just have a fap. We don’t mind, do we?

Anaaga: Fapping is also a part of yaoi. BECAUSE HE’S GONNA HAVE FANTASY OF HATORI IF HE FAPS

Anaaga: OMG. KISSING FTW!!!

Hime: …….O.O *enjoys*

Anaaga: CHIAKI’S BEING RAPED!!!!

Anaaga: FUCKIN’ CENSOR!!!!!!

Hime: WHOA WHOA WHOA….BACK UP. GO BACK TO THE SEX

Anaaga: That’s it? DAMN IT

Hime: You can’t just cut it off like that?!

Anaaga: I KNOW!!!! WHAT IS YAOI WITHOUT SEX!?

Someone’s in heat

Hime: How’d he get a fever? Guess Hatori is really just that smoking hot

Anaaga: LOL

Hime: OH THE TEARS

Anaaga: Oh god, he’s crying even when there’s no sex

Hime: Chiaki really doesn’t know he’s in a yaoi, he’s breaking all the rules

Anaaga: I know. Damn it. FOLLOW THE RULES. HAVE SEX ASAP

Anaaga: OH LOL HIS VOICE

Hime: XD OMG that was adorable

Anaaga: Huh? Is it just me or the animation screws up now?

Anaaga: Hatori, you mean great spot to have outdoor sex? >:D

Hime: He can’t stop being his editor D: Then they can’t have office sex

Anaaga: I KNOW. SEX ON THE OFFICE TABLE

Anaaga: So tense >.<

Hime: These two are so bad at talking

Anaaga: HOMG. THE BIG CONFESSION

Hime: Out in the moonlight…under fireworks

Anaaga: Then sex

Anaaga: Lol, Hatori at his disgusted face

Anaaga: Yup, Tori is in love with you

Hime: YES, HE FINALLY GETS IT

Anaaga: FINALLY AFTER 18 MINUTES

Hime: Lol, at his terrified face

Anaaga: I guess he never got confessed by hot guys

Anaaga: How could these people talk normally after The Confession? That’s a first

Hime: I know, they’re just teasing us now

Anaaga: Just do the outdoor sex, damn it!

Hime: Misaki and Usagi did it…¬¬

Anaaga: Yeah. They got no balls to do that

Hime: OOOO KISS YES!

Anaaga: YEAAAHHHHH FINALLY SOMETHING MUTUAL

Hime: Chiaki’s finding his balls

Hime: …That sounded wrong

Anaaga: Lol

Anaaga: OF COURSE. SEX. SSSSSSEEEEXXXXX

Hime: WET MAKEUP SEX. AWESOME

Anaaga: SO SEXY. OH GOSH HATORI SO HOT

Hime: D’aww

Anaaga: HATORI HAS A NAME FETISH

Hime: He totally does. UNF the way Chiaki says it though…

Anaaga: I like how he still can be a mean Editor

Hime: And back to yelling in the cafe… But this time it ends with KISSES!

Anaaga: YES PUBLIC KISSING. LOL, PUNISHMENT. He just wants to do something publicly with Chiaki

Hime: Aww, Chiaki you fail so adorably

Hime: The ED is pretty cute too

Anaaga: I like it

Anaaga: So, how was our evil plan to take over the world? I bet it’s hard to understand, eh? Since I want to be nice today, here’s a short explanation of our plan. Chiaki the male mangaka is Hatori’s childhood friend and he happens to be under Hatori too. One day, after dropping the manuscript to Marukawa (with Takano smiling *SQUEAL*), Chiaki sees Hatori and Yuu, that is his assistant and childhood friend, kissing in the rain. The rest of the first half is about Chiaki pondering about Yuu and Hatori’s relationship, unexpectedly feeling jealous about it. Of course, he got “raped” by Hatori too when he sleeps. What a nice thing, waking up then ending up being raped. In the fireworks festival, Chiaki the Moron finally realizes that Hatori is in love with him (HUUUR DUUHHH), and he became an Editor just for the sake of being close to him. Chiaki manages to stop Hatori from changing Editor, and they have wet sexy make-up sex in the apartment after that. YAY FOR WET SEX.

PORN GIFS BY  HIME:

IT’S

ALL

ABOUT

SEX

Chiaki can be cute sometimes. Sometimes.

End Thoughts:

Anaaga: Hmmmm. I didn’t like this episode that much. The animation screwed up. Especially in the firework scene. I swear, Hatori looked like one of my drawings. THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT.

Hime: xD I didn’t like this pairing as much either. They seemed a bit haphazard. Stilted dialogue.

Anaaga: I know. Chiaki is a retard.

Hime: Yes, lol.

Anaaga: He’s just so effin dense.

Hime: But the smut was nice. xD

Anaaga: Yup. I think that’s better than Takano’s.

Hime: I would never say no to fluffy man love… and that SOUNDS WRONG TOO! XD

Anaaga: LOL. I can feel the sweetness in this one.

Hime: It was a bit more cute, Takano is a bit more rapey.

Anaaga: lol, this one’s more innocent.

Hime: Which is TOTALLY FINE.

Anaaga: YUP. SWEETNESS ALL THE WAY. YAY, SWEET MAN LOVE.

Hime: In the context of yaoi. xD

Anaaga: Anything is fine. Even rape, since that’s what Hatori did in the first half.

Hime: Because they all know they really want it.

Anaaga: BUT THE STUPID CENSOR.

Hime: Yeah, the censor is bogus.

Anaaga: They have to censor Chiaki’s chest. I mean, does he have boils or what? They don’t have to censor that one.

Hime: Because OMG NIPPLE we can’t show that!

Anaaga: NIPPLES ARE BAD!

Hime: IT’S NOT LIKE WE ALL HAVE THEM.

Anaaga: YEAH RIGHT. ONLY PEOPLE IN YAOI HAVE THEM FOR THE PURPOSE OF HOT SEX.

Hime: That’s the one thing you can know for sure about anyone…is that they have nipples.

Anaaga: LOL! I’m just happy that Kamiyan was there. He sure sounds mean. I’m still amazed how he can do ANYTHING.

Hime: I wonder if he’ll get a bigger role later.

Anaaga: I don’t think so. He’s just a rival in love, I guess. xD

Hime: And if you’re hungering to hear some of his lovin’ you should check out the Gakuen Heaven drama CD’s. Needless to say he’s almost a big a slut as Jun.

Anaaga: LOL. Dude, I’ve heard Kamiyan x Ono porn. SOOO GGGGOOOOOODDDDDD!

Hime: UNF.

Anaaga: Kamiyan moans better than females.

Hime: He does sound like a woman xD His voice goes so high.

Anaaga: Yup. He’s a perfect uke. He’s one of those feminine-sounding males.

Hime: But it works because he’s a dude. xD

Anaaga: Imagine if Chiaki ends up with Kamiyan. I wonder who’s the top? xD

Hime: Kamiya’s character seemed more dominant. Cause he was edgy and fashionable and chiaki is a moron.

Anaaga: Poor Chiaki, probably he didn’t finish college. That’s why he’s slow.

Hime: And he has Hatori to look out for him.

Anaaga: Hatori is the perfect slave. Good in cooking, good in washing laundries and dishes, Good in bed (so it seems).

Hime: I want one. T_T

Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. CHIAKI YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

Hime: WHERE’S OUR SLAVE, ANAAGA?! D:

Anaaga: WE DON’T HAVE ANY BECAUSE WE’RE NOT IN A YAOI. D:

Hime: /wrist

Anaaga: We can make Hato our slave though.

Hime: YES.

Anaaga: HATO AND FOSH…

Hime: and Sassy.

Anaaga: HATO FOR THE DISHES, FOSH FOR THE LAUNDRIES, and Sassy for the food.

Hime: This shall be our harem.

Anaaga: Lol, Yaoi Team’s harem.

Hime: Wait til we tell them hurrr…

Anaaga: We shall announce our harem unofficially in this post. MUHUAHAHAHA.

Hime: It will be glorious. I’ll get the hot tub full of jello.

Hime: I mean…

Anaaga: LOL.

Anaaga: Oh well, this episode isn’t that bad. Dense uke (worse than Ritsu), bad animation, stupid censor, no outdoor sex, no kitchen sex, no office sex…

Hime: Nah, prefer the others but it weren’t terrible. Really, just a lack of sex.

Anaaga: Need more sex and Hatori’s sexiness.

Hime: Costs it points on the the yaoi-meter.

Anaaga: Sex is like 50 points already.

Hime: There were a few cute kisses though. Face omnomnom.

Anaaga: Yup. And it’s fluff.

Hime: It is FLUFFY manlove not HARDCORE manlove.

Anaaga: As long as there’s fluff in a yaoi, it’s all good.

Hime: Yeah.

Anaaga: Look at the good side of this episode: we have our harem thanks to Hatori.

Hime: Yeah, at least SOMETHING good came from it.

Hime: Or should I say three good things? Bwahaha.

Preview:

Anaaga: Oh sweet, there’s a kissing scene in the preview.