Anaaga and Hime got their Metanorn Harem
Anaaga: SIH is finally at it’s fifth! If I dragged Hoshi with me last time, I’m dragging Hime now! In order to dominate the world with yaoi, it’s my plan to have tag team with all yaoi fangirls in Metanorn; and Hime is the Strategist for this world domination thingy, and we’re letting you see our discussion right now. Muhuahahaha!
Hime: Oh, Hatsukoi, the ray of rainbow coloured sunshine in the Spring Season! Thanks to anaaga for inviting me along to rant and squee along with her for episode 5! Slowly yaoi fangirls will take over the world, just you wait…
Hime: I don’t actually know much about these two, but they seem pretty Misaki/Usagi like
Anaaga: Really? At least all of them are normal. They don’t bring big teddies everywhere
Hime: That’s true
Anaaga: Hatori is so harsh >.<
Hime: He has to be firm with his uke. BWAHAHA
Anaaga: LOL, TRAIN THEM EVEYWHERE, EVEN ON BED xD
Hime: How else will they learn? Lol
Anaaga: *use whip*
Hime: Don’t forget the handcuffs!
Hime: Oooo he’s doing a reverse Ness! A guy pretending to be a girl
Anaaga: I don’t know why he thinks that the fans will be disappointed with him
Hime: OMG THE THEME. It makes me so nostalgic for Junjou. ITS SO BOUNCY. All the fluffy manlove~
Anaaga: I just realized the uke always has sharp chins, and the semes’ chins are a little bit flat
Hime: Oo yeah… That’s weird xD I guess it makes them look more childish
Anaaga: If you’re confused, just look at the chins xD
Anaaga: I want a wife like Hatori. I MEAN HUSBAND. The yellow of the tamago is so right
Hime: Lol, sure *wink* He makes such nice looking food
Hime: God this guy is so dense!
Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. WHY WOULD HE COOK FOR YOU!? Poor Hatori
Hime: HATORI LIKES YOU YOU IDIOT.
Hime: lol “I don’t think it’ll be rewarding…”
Hime: KAMIYA *rapes* and all the fangirls…DIE
Anaaga: Oh god. I hate the other best friend already. IN THE WAY OF FLUFFY MAN LOVE
Hime: Kamiya plays another cockblocker xD This guy’s range is SO VARIED
Anaaga: I know. He can do ANYTHING
Hime: Ooo Hatori is majorly jealous. I think the two ukes should see if one of them has a seme buried somewhere…¬¬
Anaaga: Oh gosh, why do the nice seiyuu have to be cockblockers? >.< God this guy is annoying.
Hime: I HAVE THE ANSWER. THREESOME. Then everyone will be happy. Especially us
Anaaga: YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH HANDCUFFS AND WHIPS
Hime: Don’t forget the strawberries and cream
Anaaga: Oh god this guy is so fuckin’ dense *slap Chiaki*
Hime: Look at all that food! EAT THE FOOD YOUR LURV MADE~
Anaaga: I KNOW. LOOKS SO GOOD
anaaga died and went to heaven here
Anaaga: OMG TAKANO SMILING. YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAHHH *dead*
Hime: HHNNG I love it when they all interact. It’s like a whole world of gayness
Anaaga: LOL gay community. Where everyone’s gay
Hime: Oooohohoho what have we here? A lover’s dispute
Anaaga: Ooh confession in the rain. Gosh, Hatori’s voice at its sexiness
Hime: *SNOG* lol and Chiaki just watches…
Anaaga: YEAH KISSING IN THE RAIN
Yuu is so poor he can’t even afford an umbrella
Anaaga: Kamiya really gives the gay vibe here or I just like the necklace he has a lot
Hime: I was gonna say… he looks too stylish to be straight
Anaaga: Chiaki doesn’t know he’s in a yaoi anime xD
Hime: I know, poor boy. He doesn’t know he’s a gonna get raped soon
Anaaga: He’s gonna get taken soon
Hime: Your wording is better xD
Anaaga: He should’ve used an armor on his ass
Hime: All the uke’s need chastity belts
Anaaga: Kamiya is so sharp
Hime: This is like the most akward and cute love triangle ever
Broom and Ruler, perfect tools to draw manga
Anaaga: LOL broom and ruler
Anaaga: I know right. And the uke has no clue
Hime: And you know how to solve love triangles?
Anaaga: SEX. THREESOME
Anaaga: I want Hatori to call me too ;A;
Hime: I know T_T
Hatori is telling Chiaki that there will be no sex until Chiaki is done
Anaaga: Chiaki blushes when Hatori calls him? Imagine him in bed
Hime: He’ll be another crier I bet. They always cry, remember?
Anaaga: Yup. Always. ALWAYS
Hime: CAUSE THAT’S WHAT GAY MEN DO
Anaaga: THEY CRY WHEN THEY HAVE SEX. THE JOY IS TOO MUCH SO THEY ALWAYS CRY
Hime: lmao, yes
Anaaga: Chiaki seems jealous. Why you’re irritated? BECAUSE YOU LIKE HATORI, DUH!
Hime: JUST ADMIT IT. If he’s frustrated he should just have a fap. We don’t mind, do we?
Anaaga: Fapping is also a part of yaoi. BECAUSE HE’S GONNA HAVE FANTASY OF HATORI IF HE FAPS
Anaaga: OMG. KISSING FTW!!!
Hime: …….O.O *enjoys*
Anaaga: CHIAKI’S BEING RAPED!!!!
Anaaga: FUCKIN’ CENSOR!!!!!!
Hime: WHOA WHOA WHOA….BACK UP. GO BACK TO THE SEX
Anaaga: That’s it? DAMN IT
Hime: You can’t just cut it off like that?!
Anaaga: I KNOW!!!! WHAT IS YAOI WITHOUT SEX!?
Someone’s in heat
Hime: How’d he get a fever? Guess Hatori is really just that smoking hot
Hime: OH THE TEARS
Anaaga: Oh god, he’s crying even when there’s no sex
Hime: Chiaki really doesn’t know he’s in a yaoi, he’s breaking all the rules
Anaaga: I know. Damn it. FOLLOW THE RULES. HAVE SEX ASAP
Anaaga: OH LOL HIS VOICE
Hime: XD OMG that was adorable
Anaaga: Huh? Is it just me or the animation screws up now?
Anaaga: Hatori, you mean great spot to have outdoor sex? >:D
Hime: He can’t stop being his editor D: Then they can’t have office sex
Anaaga: I KNOW. SEX ON THE OFFICE TABLE
Anaaga: So tense >.<
Hime: These two are so bad at talking
Anaaga: HOMG. THE BIG CONFESSION
Hime: Out in the moonlight…under fireworks
Anaaga: Then sex
Anaaga: Lol, Hatori at his disgusted face
Anaaga: Yup, Tori is in love with you
Hime: YES, HE FINALLY GETS IT
Anaaga: FINALLY AFTER 18 MINUTES
Hime: Lol, at his terrified face
Anaaga: I guess he never got confessed by hot guys
Anaaga: How could these people talk normally after The Confession? That’s a first
Hime: I know, they’re just teasing us now
Anaaga: Just do the outdoor sex, damn it!
Hime: Misaki and Usagi did it…¬¬
Anaaga: Yeah. They got no balls to do that
Hime: OOOO KISS YES!
Anaaga: YEAAAHHHHH FINALLY SOMETHING MUTUAL
Hime: Chiaki’s finding his balls
Hime: …That sounded wrong
Anaaga: OF COURSE. SEX. SSSSSSEEEEXXXXX
Hime: WET MAKEUP SEX. AWESOME
Anaaga: SO SEXY. OH GOSH HATORI SO HOT
Anaaga: HATORI HAS A NAME FETISH
Hime: He totally does. UNF the way Chiaki says it though…
Anaaga: I like how he still can be a mean Editor
Hime: And back to yelling in the cafe… But this time it ends with KISSES!
Anaaga: YES PUBLIC KISSING. LOL, PUNISHMENT. He just wants to do something publicly with Chiaki
Hime: Aww, Chiaki you fail so adorably
Hime: The ED is pretty cute too
Anaaga: I like it
Anaaga: So, how was our evil plan to take over the world? I bet it’s hard to understand, eh? Since I want to be nice today, here’s a short explanation of our plan. Chiaki the male mangaka is Hatori’s childhood friend and he happens to be under Hatori too. One day, after dropping the manuscript to Marukawa (with Takano smiling *SQUEAL*), Chiaki sees Hatori and Yuu, that is his assistant and childhood friend, kissing in the rain. The rest of the first half is about Chiaki pondering about Yuu and Hatori’s relationship, unexpectedly feeling jealous about it. Of course, he got “raped” by Hatori too when he sleeps. What a nice thing, waking up then ending up being raped. In the fireworks festival, Chiaki the Moron finally realizes that Hatori is in love with him (HUUUR DUUHHH), and he became an Editor just for the sake of being close to him. Chiaki manages to stop Hatori from changing Editor, and they have wet sexy make-up sex in the apartment after that. YAY FOR WET SEX.
PORN GIFS BY HIME:
Chiaki can be cute sometimes. Sometimes.
Anaaga: Hmmmm. I didn’t like this episode that much. The animation screwed up. Especially in the firework scene. I swear, Hatori looked like one of my drawings. THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT.
Hime: xD I didn’t like this pairing as much either. They seemed a bit haphazard. Stilted dialogue.
Anaaga: I know. Chiaki is a retard.
Hime: Yes, lol.
Anaaga: He’s just so effin dense.
Hime: But the smut was nice. xD
Anaaga: Yup. I think that’s better than Takano’s.
Hime: I would never say no to fluffy man love… and that SOUNDS WRONG TOO! XD
Anaaga: LOL. I can feel the sweetness in this one.
Hime: It was a bit more cute, Takano is a bit more rapey.
Anaaga: lol, this one’s more innocent.
Hime: Which is TOTALLY FINE.
Anaaga: YUP. SWEETNESS ALL THE WAY. YAY, SWEET MAN LOVE.
Hime: In the context of yaoi. xD
Anaaga: Anything is fine. Even rape, since that’s what Hatori did in the first half.
Hime: Because they all know they really want it.
Anaaga: BUT THE STUPID CENSOR.
Hime: Yeah, the censor is bogus.
Anaaga: They have to censor Chiaki’s chest. I mean, does he have boils or what? They don’t have to censor that one.
Hime: Because OMG NIPPLE we can’t show that!
Anaaga: NIPPLES ARE BAD!
Hime: IT’S NOT LIKE WE ALL HAVE THEM.
Anaaga: YEAH RIGHT. ONLY PEOPLE IN YAOI HAVE THEM FOR THE PURPOSE OF HOT SEX.
Hime: That’s the one thing you can know for sure about anyone…is that they have nipples.
Anaaga: LOL! I’m just happy that Kamiyan was there. He sure sounds mean. I’m still amazed how he can do ANYTHING.
Hime: I wonder if he’ll get a bigger role later.
Anaaga: I don’t think so. He’s just a rival in love, I guess. xD
Hime: And if you’re hungering to hear some of his lovin’ you should check out the Gakuen Heaven drama CD’s. Needless to say he’s almost a big a slut as Jun.
Anaaga: LOL. Dude, I’ve heard Kamiyan x Ono porn. SOOO GGGGOOOOOODDDDDD!
Anaaga: Kamiyan moans better than females.
Hime: He does sound like a woman xD His voice goes so high.
Anaaga: Yup. He’s a perfect uke. He’s one of those feminine-sounding males.
Hime: But it works because he’s a dude. xD
Anaaga: Imagine if Chiaki ends up with Kamiyan. I wonder who’s the top? xD
Hime: Kamiya’s character seemed more dominant. Cause he was edgy and fashionable and chiaki is a moron.
Anaaga: Poor Chiaki, probably he didn’t finish college. That’s why he’s slow.
Hime: And he has Hatori to look out for him.
Anaaga: Hatori is the perfect slave. Good in cooking, good in washing laundries and dishes, Good in bed (so it seems).
Hime: I want one. T_T
Anaaga: I KNOW RIGHT. CHIAKI YOU LUCKY BASTARD.
Hime: WHERE’S OUR SLAVE, ANAAGA?! D:
Anaaga: WE DON’T HAVE ANY BECAUSE WE’RE NOT IN A YAOI. D:
Anaaga: We can make Hato our slave though.
Anaaga: HATO AND FOSH…
Hime: and Sassy.
Anaaga: HATO FOR THE DISHES, FOSH FOR THE LAUNDRIES, and Sassy for the food.
Hime: This shall be our harem.
Anaaga: Lol, Yaoi Team’s harem.
Hime: Wait til we tell them hurrr…
Anaaga: We shall announce our harem unofficially in this post. MUHUAHAHAHA.
Hime: It will be glorious. I’ll get the hot tub full of jello.
Hime: I mean…
Anaaga: Oh well, this episode isn’t that bad. Dense uke (worse than Ritsu), bad animation, stupid censor, no outdoor sex, no kitchen sex, no office sex…
Hime: Nah, prefer the others but it weren’t terrible. Really, just a lack of sex.
Anaaga: Need more sex and Hatori’s sexiness.
Hime: Costs it points on the the yaoi-meter.
Anaaga: Sex is like 50 points already.
Hime: There were a few cute kisses though. Face omnomnom.
Anaaga: Yup. And it’s fluff.
Hime: It is FLUFFY manlove not HARDCORE manlove.
Anaaga: As long as there’s fluff in a yaoi, it’s all good.
Anaaga: Look at the good side of this episode: we have our harem thanks to Hatori.
Hime: Yeah, at least SOMETHING good came from it.
Hime: Or should I say three good things? Bwahaha.
Anaaga: Oh sweet, there’s a kissing scene in the preview.