Uses of the word “awesome” in this post: 10+. Yeah, it’s kind of awesome.
Hato: Alright, and we’re back into .hack and, the battle is already raging?
Overcooled: Apparently everyone’s back and going crazy XD
Hato: Creepy, she’s got some corrupted data as well. And it seems there’s a server wide event going on?
Overcooled: Do they really need a strategy board that big to plan stuff?
Hato: It makes it look awesome.
Overcooled: And yeah. Apparently people falling into comas isn’t a big enough deal to cancel it lol.
Hato: Oh snap. So he does make those giant holes.
Hato: Into the game they go!
Overcooled: D: awwww poor kitty
Hato: Oh wait, he’s dead…?
Overcooled: Yeah! Apparently…
Hato: What!? So he’s only in the game?
Overcooled: But didn’t we see him before?
Overcooled: Maybe he’s not actually dead and we get a fluffy ending? …but for now..oh snap..he’s gone crazy
Hato: Oh shit! He’s just killing people for real!
Overcooled: Omg, real pain
Hato: Oh shit. This is bad. Noooooo!
Hato: NOOOOO Everyone has died.
Overcooled: Did anyone ever actually die in .hack before? Weren’t they all just in comas before?
Hato: This is crazy.
Overcooled: So intense!
Hato: So they are only in the game now. lol The Dragon is back.
Overcooled: THE ONE
Hato: TO GET REVENGE! AH, It’s Eri. Time for some SOTC action.
Overcooled: …what…what is…that?
Hato: Oh my God. Please climb that. and stab it in the head.
Overcooled: …it has nice abs though
Chiseled abs as far as the eye can see…
Overcooled: …whoooooa snap
Hato: FIREBALL. Hmm, The tree, eh?
Overcooled: Why is a tree their key to logging out?
Hato: I have no clue.
Overcooled: I guess that’s where Hermit’s hacking stick is from? <_<
Hato: That makes a lot of sense. What’s the Crest Cannon?
Overcooled: something overpowered?
Hato: Oh shit. Her hand can eff stuff up.
Overcooled: Whoa she doesn’t need a stick to hack
The Midas touch! Except instead of turning to gold, it turns into…nothing.
Hato: That is an awesome Cannon.
Overcooled: Why is everything so awesome?
Hato: She can access stuff because of her hacky hand. They will have a hack battle.
Overcooled: I bet she hacked the PSN
Hato: Zing! This is so badass. Players controlling the game. xD
Overcooled: I know. who needs admins and GMs when you have players?
Hato: Pretty much. Then again, Tobias is using a skin of an admin
Overcooled: True dat.
Hato: Dayum. She looks awesome.
Overcooled: AWW WHAT ARE THOSE?
Hato: This thing looks awesome.Those are the explosives…? xD
Overcooled: Living explosives? lolol and…a giant…heart…
Hato: Ewwwww. This is all so crazy.
Overcooled: …wait, so why is only Eri his slave? XD He just likes cute girls?
Overcooled: I KNOW. SO INTENSE.
Hato: She’s gonna take it on! That’s some Yonda shit. Oh wait, that’s on its back?
Overcooled: Yeah, they climbed on it, I think
Hato: Awesome. Oh man, games need to be like this.
Overcooled: I want this game.
Hato: SPIRIT BOMB
Overcooled: DON’T MISS
Hato: He’ll miss.
Overcooled: omg Hermit’s a mahou shoujo
Hato: Damn QB. Oh man. Dat cannon.
Overcooled: So. badass.
Hato: This is all so heartwarming. She’s gonna hug him and accidentally delete him.
Overcooled: He’s…he’s really dead wow
Hato: Noooooooooooo! ….Dat sub.
Hato: Thank God credits didn’t roll.
Overcooled: I would rage. So hard.
Overcooled: STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS
Hato: Damn government!
Overcooled: OTL and wtf is up with the cat
Hato: orz. HEY, IT’S ERI
Overcooled: Welcome baccck~…lol classy lady there
Hato: Oh, sup loli mage
Overcooled: Not so loli now, are you? It’s overrrr D:
Overcooled: COME ON SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT
Hato: WE MUST WAIT
Ah, it’s almost over and we didn’t show any fanservice! QUICK, BATH SCENE! NOW!
Hato: HERE WE GO. ANNOUNCEMENT. PLEASE
Overcooled: WHAT DOES THAT WALL OF JAPANESE SAY
Hato: FFFFFFF No announcement.
Overcooled: ugh. UGGHH
Hato: I’m going to write an angry letter.
Overcooled:I am going to show up at their office and threaten them
Hato: With a stick. That’ll really freak ’em out
Hidden Screenshot Area Unlocked!:
That awkward moment where you instinctively search for Kyubei amongst the plushies
Death via poke in a nose…not the best way to go down…
Why do you want that castle? Stop that, you a dragon. You don’t even fit in there.
Me on the chatbox when no one else is online.
Hato: Well, that was super badass.
Overcooled: I keep forgetting how thrilling it is until we actually get around to watching it together XD
Hato: Ahaha, yeah. All kinda came together in the end.
Overcooled: Yeah, much better end than I expected
Hato: The best parts about the fist two was the fact they ended on cliffhangers.
Overcooled: Haha those cliffhangers absolutely destroyed me
Hato: Well, I’m glad I didn’t cry. I thought I might’ve. Turns out I’m much more manly.
Overcooled: Haha, yes, hato is known for being manly, right? XD But it was pretty touching. Would’ve been even more intense if he really WAS dead
Hato: Yeah, they had to pull the ‘Actually, he’s not dead!’ But that’s where they put all the criminals? Froze their bodies and put their mind in the game. Very interesting
Overcooled: That was a bit of a cop out at the end :/
Overcooled: But forcing people to play by sticking their mind in there…that is cool. Eri just magically changed back
Hato: Eri should’ve been a vegetable or something. Well, not a vegetable, just like a Steven Hawking or something
Overcooled: That would be..interesting
Hato: But I wouldn’t go back to The World for a while
Overcooled: Yeah, I mean, they should really fix the whole PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED thing and then I’d go back O.O
Hato: Ahaha. I really hope there will be another series, or movie, or OVA
Overcooled: I know…but no announcement yet, sadly. It was just such a good mix of everything…I swear we must have said awesome at least 10 times
Hato: More than ten times, I bet, just because it was so awesome. It’s easily the best .hack title to date.
Overcooled: I quite liked .hack//sign, but not as much as I got excited over quantum
Hato: Sign was very interesting to watch while Quantum was like, a badass summer action title.
Overcooled: Yeah, it gets the adrenaline pumping XD DRAGONS! CANNONS! EXPLOSIONS!
Hato: SPIRIT BOMBS! GIANTS! ABS!
Overcooled: MM ABS. I kept getting confused every time HanaKana spoke because I watched Deadman Wonderland before hand and I was picturing Shiro
Hato: Ahahaha, it’s because she uses THE SAME VOICE. And speaking of Shiro, she has so many eyelashes.
Overcooled: I know. She even has eyelashes on the sides of her eye. Maybe her eyeball is just hairy
Hato: Dat eyeball.
Overcooled: Aw yeah
Hato: Einstein was a pimp.
Overcooled: That is a fact. lolol getting back on topic, let’s say one final thing.
Hato: We can say one final thing, I guess. It’s the last episode! Or is there anything left to say? xD
Overcooled: Ii don’t even know, I think they should know by all our “AWESOME” “BADASS” and “INTENSE” XD I swear more people need to watch this
Hato: I know right. I mean, if people have been reading these and still haven’t watched it they are a bit silly.
Overcooled: They are very silly. We should mention it on the next episode of the podcast. Spread awareness!
Hato: Yes! Good idea.
Overcooled: Except Scamp might think we’re crazy
Hato: And that’s when we’ll spirit bomb him.
Overcooled: LOL We need to start charging now to make it in time!
Hato: …And miss….
Hato and Cool over and out!