First Impressions: Koe de Oshigoto (NSFW)

The first, and last time, I ever trust my instincts on anime.

Against my better judgment, I’ve decided that I’ll review this. Why? Because it’s my chance to post dodgy pictures all over Metanorn. And it’s a chance to be not safe for work in one of my posts! So exciting. Let’s get this out of the way first. This show is pretty much hentai. There’s sex, (both the normal kind, the oral kind and even the not normal kind), bad language, sexual innuendo, it’s pretty much all here. If you want to keep your innocence, stay away. Because I sure lost mine here (not really). We’ll be using some foul language as well. Just a warning.

We get right into it, with our main character watching some random chick voicing sex scene. So in the first 5 seconds of watching this, I hope you put on some headphones. After the OP our main character, Kanna Aoyagi, is at her older sisters company ‘Blue March’. Blue March make eroge. And on her 16th birthday, Kanna’s sister, Yayoi asks her to become an eroge VA. Amazingly, she declines at first chance she gets and runs off. After a little subtle convincing from her mother, Kanna decides to give it a go, to help her sister out.

To become a eroge VA, she needs to be able to say a few words. And from this anime, it seems Japanese chicks have a hard time saying such words as penis and vagina. She can’t quite get the words down (it’s not THAT embarrassing, is it?) and I assume she gives up. After school the next day, she heads back to the studio and watches on as some other girl does her voice work. And that’s when things get nasty. For some reason, Kanna decides to IMAGINE what the hell is going on, so we get random shots of weird ghost-ish handjobs and some naughty positions and language (fun fact: they do actually say a lot of the stuff that’s in the subs, it’s not just the translators..), all the while it looks (and sounds…) like Kanna is gettin’ off. Turns out this other VA is Fumika Warasono, and is one of Blue March’s best. After seeing what Fumiko can do (or say…?) Kanna is determined to become a better eroge VA than her.

After some more vocabulary training, Fumika proposes an idea that pretty much turns the show into a hentai. She says that it’s much easier to voice a character if you pretend that you’re the one in the scene. Brilliant. Thanks for that. So now we are gonna have a shit-ton of scenes where Kanna is just pretending to be the chick getting fucked. Going one step further, her sister demands that she tries to play an eroge, as she never has before. So early on Sunday morning, she starts playing some eroge, which does include some mildly amusing dialogue (“WHY IS SHE PUTTING IT IN HER ASS?!” for example…). Things are going fine, until she remembers what Fumika said. So we get lots of dodgy shots of Kanna doing some dodgy things, until she (almost) gets off. Um, yay…?


Next day, Kanna’s childhood crush turns up at the office. He’s actually an eroge writer, and Kanna will be voicing his game. But! She won’t get very far without another extremely necessary skill. Fellatio noises! Of course. Things get very weird and saliva-y as Kanna trains to make these noises on her finger, and others fingers. When she can’t get it right, her sister’s all like “Yo! Either go suck a real dick, or suck on that dudes finger!” which I find a little weird. Nevertheless, she goes ahead and sucks that dudes finger, resulting in a little too much saliva. So with her amazing fellatio (noise) skills learned, she goes into the recording booth and somehow manages to say some of her lines pretty well. But she pretty much fails when she tries the masturbation scene. I must admit, I laughed at that.

And to wrap it all up, we have the grand finale. After going for a half an hour run to get her all hot and sweaty, Kanna returns to the studio and voices her first sex scene. And, without too much explanation, I can assume you know what happens. Indeed, she sucks that dudes finger, drips saliva everywhere, gets all embarrassed, imagines herself in there erotic positions, and then, to top it all off, she orgasms! Yay…? Work that one out for yourself.

End Thoughts

C-can’t you see there’s a girl right there…

Very effective censoring. Very effective.

Just ignore the GIANT DILDO.

Bonerfyed. Is that a term?

Well, I really don’t know what to say. Like, how can I offer my thoughts on this? I guess, I’ll start with the obvious. This show doesn’t even try to be subtle, and no, I didn’t like this. At times, I did laugh and in a way, in was entertaining, but it’s not something that I’d look forward to watching. Seriously, I’m really not sure how to tackle this beat of a show. My thoughts, aside, that dude must be such a pedo. For some reason, he’s all good with some 16 year old chick sucking his finger? To be honest, I would not be pleased with that at all. Nuh uh. It’s also rather unfortunate that he LOOKS like a pedophile as well. He’s got the whole white hair going on, as well as a little wispy chin beard. Oh God. I have a wispy chin beard…

I really not sure what I expected out of this when I signed up for it back in fall. Did my brain not automatically scream “HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI”? Because looking back, I can see how it could have easily been that. Though, I guess everything about it isn’t bad (I can’t believe I’m typing this…). Despite certain protests from some,  did enjoy the art style (bar some crazy-ass black outlines) and it was, unfortunately, surprisingly well animated. The whole finger fellatio details were just a bit too extensive, and I really don’t think any normal mouth should produce THAT much saliva, I was a little surprised at that (I was also surprised at the excessive amounts of OTHER bodily fluids that begin with and ‘s’…).

I really honestly think that’s all I can think of. I just want to get as far away from this show as possible. While it’s probably the largest review I’ve written for an episode, there’s quite a simple answer. I’m guess a few of the male readers really only clicked on this because of the pictures and their erotic nature. Don’t hide it, we know who you are. If you did happen to enjoy the show (some may have enjoyed it a bit more than others…) no word of the second installment, but I’ve heard rumblings of March 2011. Can you contain your, errr, enthusiasm until then?

It seems like Kanna can’t. Hurf Durf.

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84 Responses to “First Impressions: Koe de Oshigoto (NSFW)”

  1. MikADo says:

    i watched it and had to close the ep half way since
    it was a little over the edge for me to handle…
    thought the story was pretty interesting until the
    Kanna’s “illusion” parts 😛
    wtv im dropping this XD

    • Hato-kun says:

      But you didn’t get to the best part!

      • Tofu says:

        Hato, I’ll keep to my promise but I don’t think this anime has BEST PARTS unless your someone who likes these kind of stuff… O____O

        NSFW INDEED!!! *Locking myself in a room with a box of tissues?*

  2. Overcooled says:

    I remember getting a play-by-play from you of everything that was happening while you were watching it and WOW HATO. It’s just as bad as you described it. I am glad you reviewed it though LOL. Oh boy, this made my day. Metanorn just NEEDS this on it’s front page. Like really.

  3. Dan-go says:

    okay the plotline is out there enough to interest me…but i can’t really see this show going nywhere…we’ve got a possible love interest, and they’ll derive some humor from her friends/loveinterest finding out…but other than that they’ve done as much as they really can…and…by the end of the series what happens…does she just develop a really really sexy voice? because that’s what she said she would endeavor to do…however keeping tabs on this one…it may just come up with a twist ( although after PnS nothing really seems too outthere anymore:D )

    • Hato-kun says:

      What do you mean ‘The show isn’t going anywhere’? Didn’t you realize this ties up with Bakuman? Kanna is actually Azuki!

      thatsthetwist.jpg

      • Tofu says:

        Now that you mentioned it Hato, I would agree with you on that one ^^ But Azuki being an eroge seiyuu is something that would completely throw off Bakuman fans…or would that fanservice be good? O_O

        LOLS If you imagine enough it will become reality xD I can’t imagine how something like THAT could cause something like THAT to happen just from imagining it

  4. anaaga says:

    HAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY!! IT’S RAINBOW-COLORED!!!
    i just have to watch this. i’m gona laugh my ass off tonight.

    Oh God. I have a wispy chin beard…
    i guess this just confirms everything about lolis… HEHE

    • Hato-kun says:

      HEY. WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

    • Tofu says:

      I don’t understand your type of humor at all anaaga…. I really don’t…

      • Kyokai says:

        You people! =P He has a wispy beard and likes lolis. Put two and two together, you get a ready pedo, which was the joke.

      • anaaga says:

        well kyokai already explained to you so i guess i don’t need to explain it
        ..but what’s with the usage of “he” when you refer to me? I’M A GIIIIIRRRRLLLLL D:

        • Tofu says:

          ahahahaha sorry anaaga~~~~ ><" I'm use to the default of "he" for everything cause I'm been brainwashed by Baku that girls don't exist… (inside joke) listen to DDD and it will change you ;D for the better or worst I don't know

          • anaaga says:

            oh jeez even baku brainwashed you about that. then i’m here to save you all! i’m here to prove that fangirls DO EXIST in the itnernet!

  5. Tofu says:

    OMG Hato!!!!! I will destroy you!!!! This is what I have to watch!?!??!?! This is worst than School Days!!! ><"

    I've been punked….

    • Hato-kun says:

      Pwnt. You should have just watched it, and no harm would’ve befallen you.

      • Tofu says:

        That doesn’t make any sense since I would be been harmed by watching it anyways xD

        School days isn’t as detailed as this anime but it’s got a sutffed up story line

  6. sassy says:

    Lmao I am so watching this

  7. Captain says:

    *keyboard smash*
    Dodgy images are…dodgy.

  8. BlackLagoon187 says:

    I’ll take this chance to use the nick we(dango and tofu? or was it sassy?) came up with.

    Hato = Accelerator, ’nuff said :)

    Haven’t seen this yet but I’ll just stick with Kiss X Sis for now..

    • Tofu says:

      I definitely wasn’t part of what you guys came up with, what do you mean by accelerator?

      LOLS Kiss X Sis was…. alright? School Days got the better on me, worst anime and yes I also think that Koe De Oshigoto is worst than School Days with graphic content but the story to it is pretty kool

      • BlackLagoon187 says:

        lol accelerator (in toaru majutsu no index) has a Show ▼

        • Tofu says:

          …. I still don’t get it, so a guy named accelerator has a loli? O_O

          • BlackLagoon187 says:

            lol yeah basically. He has a loli :)

          • Tofu says:

            like… he owns a loli? (little girl) or his got himself a loli like a daughter or a lover? or do you mean lollipop which I HIGHLY doubt it

          • BlackLagoon187 says:

            haha yeah he saves this loli (as in little girl) and ends up looking after her

          • Hato-kun says:

            Accelerator sucks, I hate him.

            I do admire his possession, however.

          • Tofu says:

            LOLS I see….

          • sassy says:

            I think that was me who said that, but nobody knows for sure

          • Dan-go says:

            MISAKA OF MISAKA!!1<3<3<3 WOOO

          • Dan-go says:

            TOFU WATCH TO ARU MAJUSTSU NO INDEX, U’LL LOVE IT1!!!!!!!!

          • MikADo says:

            i love accelerator <3
            he is infact one of the 3 main characters of the whole book
            😀

          • BlackLagoon187 says:

            lols
            who wouldn’t want a misaka loli if she grows up like misaka’s mom

          • Dan-go says:

            misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa misaka wa…

          • Tofu says:

            Yeah I’ll watch it ^^ and you actually had the spare time to type that much up?

            BTW: this is the longest comment chain I’ve ever seen on Metanorn (keep it up guys!) xD

          • Dan-go says:

            It’s called copy past Tofu…

          • Tofu says:

            still….

          • BlackLagoon187 says:

            still copy pasting all that only takes less than 2 seconds about the same as typing one “misaka wa” 0_0

          • Tofu says:

            Not 2 seconds, about 15 xD although the 14 seconds wasted of copying and pasting that phrase could of been used for something else, who knows maybe 14 seconds was all it took to hand in the ransom money before they up the price? xD Just wild examples

          • Tofu says:

            Is that…. Mio!? on your Gravatar pic BL? :O

          • BlackLagoon187 says:

            lol yeah it’s Mio all right, in an awesome bikini!! xD

          • Dan-go says:

            awww someone deleted my shrine to misaka misaka….

          • Tofu says:

            @ BlackLagoon: I’ve luving the Mio pic mate xD

            @Dan: your shrine isn’t deleted… it’s still here, safe and sound ^^

          • BlackLagoon187 says:

            lets keep the legacy of this chain replies going guys xD

          • Tofu says:

            we should yeah? I think we’ve broken the longest comment chain on Metanorn (kyokai, please tell us if we did or not)

  9. Kyokai says:

    I LOL’d so hard on this one. Rainbow coloured you-know-what? Not to mention too much fluids doing the rounds, but isn’t that usual for eroge games and hentai anyway? Blame it on the crazy Japanese.

    This was nothing special but lulz producing nonetheless. Kanna, kawaisou~

    • Tofu says:

      It’s Kyokai!!! ^^ Definetly agree on Japanese people being crazy (not saying all are, there are awesome people like Captain) xD

      • Dan-go says:

        Tofu WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? as your father know that both Will and i are very dissapointed that you frequent such crass and boorish posts, you young man, ARE GROUNDED

    • anaaga says:

      those aren’t human fluids. it’s more like a bottle of lube right there (>.<) the, er, coating is just not natural too…
      oh god i feel so perverted right now. *flip open the Bible*

  10. Tofu says:

    *GASP!* Dude, I love the OP song for Koe De Oshigoto!! xD Currently watching at the moment ^^ Might not be as bad as I thought

    • Tofu says:

      Hato… let me say that after watching it School Days is WORST than Koe de Oshigoto!!! MWAHAHAHAHA it wasn’t that bad actually, quite the humor (just minus the sex scenes) I think I’ll be fine watching this from start to end….as long as I’m alone… –“

      • Dan-go says:

        Don’t lie to me tofu, you know you loved them

        • Tofu says:

          no Dan no, I’ll be honest and say that ecchi is alright but this is over excessive (being hentai) –” that shit is @#$&%! up…

          • Dan-go says:

            not actually hentai, but i would say it would be an extreme form of ecchi

          • Tofu says:

            Dude, it’s hentai, even Hato said so up top xD He quotes: “this is pretty much hentai”

  11. Dan-go says:

    w8 up…does fumika remind you of the guy from working! when he’s cosplaying?

    • Tofu says:

      I’ve never seen working…

      • Kyokai says:

        About time to come out of that Yoko fanboying and watching some actual/serious anime.

        • sassy says:

          Or check out Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin, it’s a cool anime with Yoko as a bonus ;D

          • Tofu says:

            @Kyokai: LOLS I didn’t realize Yoko played in Working till recently but I can’t watch it at the moment cause I got other stuff to watch ^^

            @Sassy: I’ve seen it and it was awesome! xD

        • Dan-go says:

          i wouldn’t call working…serious…

    • Hato-kun says:

      OH MY GOSH YOU’RE RIGHT.

      • Dan-go says:

        it’s really really creepy now when i rewatched it….(i was bored)…kept thinking she was a he…kinda like Tofu in reverse

  12. LuluChan92 says:

    I watched it last week and I was like “What the…???” from beginning to end. As for practicing fellatio on Onii-chan’s finger… Well… Spare me, please…!!! All in all… OMG…

    • Kyokai says:

      LOL! But, you have to admit the fact that it was LULZ producing to the max. xD

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