Miracle Train – 03
This show continues to be bullSHUGOIIII!!!!!t
Sorry for the delay of the post, ne? Because kanzie-pyon in busy lately on exams and such… BUT I CAN’T RESIST THEM BISHIES DESU~~!!! Bishies ae waaaaaaaaaay MOAR important than school because school simply sucks. School sucks as much as Crunchyroll does, DESHOO???
Okie-dokie <3~ Moving on with this episode, OMG KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS BESTEST BEST EPISODE, LIKE, THIS WHOLE YEAR, LIKE, EVAAAAR!!!! You know why??? It’s because none other than the HAWTTEST bishie in this show gets the spotlight desu!!! He is…
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SHINJUKU-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 <3333 He’s liek, PEFECTION. TOTAL YAOI PEFECTION, NE?? He balances the geat characteristics of being a seme and an uke. So that totally makes him a SEKE!!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Perfect for train yaoi o****s, ne???
He’s definitely the PUDIEST MEN OF ALL THESE TRAIN BOYS~!!! He’s blonde, and BLONDES HAVE MOAR FUN, ne?? So DYE YOU HAIR BLONDES TOO!!! Everyone in Japan is doing it.
Note to mention that in this episode, we can to know that Shinjuku is the half-brother of France from Hetalia as well!!! SUGOIIII!!!
Ok, we’ll get to him later because I got sidetracked~ GOMENASAAII!!! I just can’t help but to notice the super KAWAII INUYASHA IN HERE!!!! OMG!!!! F.Y.I. for those who don’t UNDERSTAND NIHONGGO (poor you~), INUYASHA means DOG. Isn’t it obvious yet SUGOII at the same time? This Inuyasha is also color black. BLACK in Nihonggo is BURAKKO!!! Ok, I just reaaaaallly gotta say that this dog is soooooooooooo KAWAAIIIII!!!!!! >/////<!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Going back now, SHINJUKU really likes the shouta, nee?? He’s a pedobear shotacon *giggles* >//////< So the shouta’s problem is that he LOOOOVES Shinjuku as well, but he’s a guy! He wants to be a girl~!!! Yeah, he will be the client of the week this tiem.
The LOLI in here says that the only way to make him girl is to get the MAGICAL EGGPLANT from an eagle who only flies to the Himalayas. Of course, the adventure scene is cut because the shouta’s escapades are TOO MUCH TO HANDLE in television so it had been skipped the HWOLE TIEM and now…
SHOUTA KID TURNED INTO A GIRL!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! RAWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~ NO WAI!!! WRRYYYYYYYYY???? BakabakabakabakabakabakabakaBAKAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should be getting YAOI in here so why did he tuned himself into a girl??????? So BAKA tbh.
OGH I really can’t calm down with the raeg. But good thing Shinjuku’s bros comes to add more bishie-ness to the day!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ARE ALL SO HAWT!!!!!!!!!111 They should go like, RAEP SHINJUKU NAO!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAEP HIM!!!! I WANT YAOI NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Ok, so orange-hair kun may look like Kain from Vampire Knight, but this guys looks MOAR LIKE KAIN!!!! SOOOOO HAWT!!! He’s obviously the main seme of the three. Not to mention he has EDWARD CULLEN HAIR!!!!!!!!!! OMG YESH!!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!! KYAAAAAAAAAA!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He’s like, the BEST example of what a vampire MUST be. Sparkles!!!! Sparkles!!! Not to mention I FUCKING LOVE TWILIGHT SO MUCH!!! I learned how to be like, be EMO and slit my wrists because of that thing. It’s very inspirational and uplifting. EDWARD CULLEN GUY IS HAWWWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
KYAAAAAAAA!!! UKEE!!! UKEEE!!!!!!
BLECH YOU GAY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THE UGLIEST OF THE THREE SO DIE!!!!!!!!!! DIEDIEDIE YOU AHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ONEGAI DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND STOP SUCKING YOUR FINGER BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE SUCKING ****$!!!!!!!!!!111
SUGEEE!!!!!!!!!! THEY WILL FINALLY JOIN THE TRAIN ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUGEEEEEEEEEE NEE!!!!
ARA~! Poor Edogawa watches too much gay pr0n with old men in them so he missed out all the real bishie YOAI FUN inside the train.
BLECH!!!!!!!!!111 GTFO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AND MAKE BABIES INSTEAD OF RUINING MY YAOI SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
OOC:
Eveytime I blog this show, I feel like taking a bath on cow shit.
Ok, one thing to take note of this show is that they portray girls here to be always weak and helpless while these ‘bishie’s act like knights (or train stations, in this case) with shining armor. And I still can’t believe how the men in this show get to be considered as bishies when they look GODDAMN UGLY. I’m fucking sick of everything about this show, to be really honest.
I just hate how I have nothing to do on Mondays and I always end up watching this one =___=.
Obligatory Komatome Pimping goes here 🙂
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POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 122 comments
If you think too much about the sexist implications of the show, it will make you puke.
pfft. Shinjuku is clearly the love child of Japan and France if anytbing…Also, thank you for the twilight jab.
POWUH: Beginner (20-35) with 28 comments
Hilarious as usual, that makes a baby line sure punch those fujoshi hard, I think
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 138 comments
Fortunately, there is the awesomeness of Kimi ni Todoke to wash the horrible aftertaste of this travesty (“train wreck” is kinda overused by now). In fact the funny thing is that I probably KYAAAA’ed as many times as you did in this post while watching the most recent ep of KnT – only for real XD
POWUH: iLurker with 4 comments
Absolutely hilarious!
I cant remember a show this awful!
POWUH: iLurker with 9 comments
That made my day. Thank you. :’DDD
I don’t think I even need to bother watching this show… just reading the posts every week is enough. XDD
POWUH: Beginner (20-35) with 25 comments
LOL. I’m serious, it’s so fun reading your posts on Miracle Train every week. It’s so entertaining. x) Much more entertaining than the actual show.
Lol, loved the Twilight jab, the failed Japanese (even though I fail too, I was able to pick that up), and your actual thoughts. I totally agree though. It just…XP with the same stuff every week. Those girls are just THERE, and the guys just try to look bishie
even though they fail at it.POWUH: iLurker with 1 comments
Is it just me or does the main bishie in this ep look a hell of a lot like Faldio Landzaat?
POWUH: iLurker with 2 comments
KYAAAAAA!!!
FRANCIS SO HAWTTT!!!1!!!
Er, I mean…
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