Miracle Train – 02
KYAAAA!! The BEST SHOW OF TEH SEASON IS NOW ON ITS SECOND WEEK!! Yooooooooooosh!
Ne, Kanzie-pyon decided that Kanzie-pyon should watch this show in RAW because Kanzie-pyon’s Japanese comprehension is WAAAAAAAAAAAY better than CrunchyRoll’s ass-quality shitsubs and everyone knows that, NE?? Yesh! I know everything that’s happening in this show that I don’t need subs! I guess that’s the power of BISHIES it makes me understand Japanese so much!!! I’m just so SUGOIII, desho??!!! Okiez~!! Here we go with this epic summary!!! <333
Ok, so liek, the GIRL OF THE WEEK goes to some sort of a PROSTITUETTE, they’re called prostituettes, right? Those who sell their bodies to old men. Yep~ She’s one of them. She looks really problematic, DESHO?? That’s why she’ll be helped by the HOTT BISHIE TRAIN MEN of coursey~
So she’s like, doesn’t know where to ride a train!!! She’s so BAKA, desho????? What a BAKA. She doesn’t know where to ride a train… She even went to her PROSTITUETTE HOUSE (see the sign above? it says PROSTITUETTE HOUSE OFFICE INC. >) to ask how to ride a train. WTF??? She’s an AHO BAKA DESU!!! But at least she won’t be meeting our train station guys yet because they’re still busy having their daily orgies, ne? TEEHEE!!
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Looks like FRANCE is still busy doing the poor shouta kid!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! This scene is liek, sugoi I had HANAJI all over my nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :kyaa2: KANZIE-PYON LIEKS DIS SO MUCH!!
Oh my gawd France, have mercy to the poor kid~!!! T__________T BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW He’s still underage and experienced and he might not get used to YAOI yet…
On second thought, KYAAAAAAAAA TEACH HIM YAOI!!! TEACH HIM YOAI ONEGAI!!!!!11 He must really say “onegai” because that would make him look moar MOE!!! Kyaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Roppongi-sama needs to step back a little because his episode is LIEK, OVER. Plus Sakura died already. Yes, that bitch from episode one. There’s a news saying that Sakura got pregnant and bore a guy named Syaoran, but then she got murdered in another train by the raging Tsubasa Chronicles fangirls that didn’t get contented with the manga’s ending… Boo-hoo~. But yeah~ Bye bye!!
Ok, now Roppongi, now that you don’t have anything else to do now, you should SERVE your MASTER a.k.a. HAWT MYSTERIOUS MASKED GUY!!! KYAAAA!!!!!!!111 >//////<
Ne, ne, I just realized something???? DON’T THIS GUY LOOK LIEK THE ORANGE HAIRED DUDE IN VAMPIRE KNIGHT???? Kain-samaaaa!!!! So he’s liek, his TWIN BROTHER!!!! I hope Kain-sama gets a cameo and gets some buttsmecks with his twin!!! THAT WUD BE TOTALLY SUGOI!!!
And VAMPIRE KNIGHT IS LIKE THE BEST MANGA LIKE EVERR!!!! Kaname and Zero are just freakkiiiing hawt they should ride the Miracle Train and get banged by these guys too!!! Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!They shouldn’t really waste their time on YUUKI NAGATO BECAUSE SHE’S BAKABAKABAKABAKA!!!
TSUKISHIMA-SAMA IS MADE OF PUUUURE SUGOINESS IN THIS EPISODE AS WELL!!! He can cook delicious food pr0n!!! Isn’t he sooooo sugoi??? I daisuki him so much! He’s my WAIFU and NO ONE MUST STEEL HIM!!! Or else I’m gonna make you SHINDE!!! KYAAAA!!! AISHTERU TSUKISHIMA-SAMA!!! He’s so KAWAIII!!!!
Ok, so now let’s head over to the main guy this week!!! It’s none other than TOCHO-SAMA!!! He’s the one with the HUGE SMEXY FOREHEAD!!! Also, he’s voiced by KYON or DAISUKE ONO!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Isn’t that SUGOI!?!?! Kanzie-pyon really loves Daisuke Ono so much~
KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!111 That MEGANE is so SUTEKI yo ne??? *AAAAAAAAAA* <333 ANd I’m also growing on his Kyon voice too!!! It’s so HAWT and DEEP!!! DAISUKE ONO ROCKZZ!!! He does a really great job on both characters and make it very distinct but still hot. KYON AND TOCHO FTW~!!!
Though he’s probably the most SRS BSNS of the whole gang, that makes him a TOTAL SEME!!!! DESHO? DESHO? Teehee~! What I said just reminded me of that Clannad OP~ “Bouken Desho Desho” = I LURVE THAT SONG SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! Nana Mizuki’s singing is just plain awesome!!! >//////////////<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33
OK SO LIEK, THIS IS HORRIBLE. TOCHO-SAMA IS GETTING PULLED ON BY THE HORRIBLENESS OF STRAIGHT ROMANCE. Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! This show IS YAOI!!!! We came here to see him BANGING THE HELL OUT OF ROPPONGI and NOT THAT BITCH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Push that girl off the building!!!! D:<
UGH, look at this bitch. She looks LIEK A TRANNY MESS. She puts on LOTS of make-up!!! Maybe that’s why she didn’t end up with Tocho-sama!!! HOOOORAY!!! Good thing Tocho-sama realizes what keeps THE RATINGS of this show and THAT’S YAOI. Good thinking Tocho!!! <333 Bye bitch and die!!!
Moving over… Ain’t he so GENKI??? I’m really starting to LIEK him so very much!!! I just don’t know though if he’s a SEME or an UKE because he doesn’t get close to anyone in the train yet… Err maybe that shouta guy but I guess he’s an exceptional MANSLUT, ne??
But he seems to be watching YAOI PRON in his laptop. KYAAAAAAAAAA you naughty boy!!! He wants to be a YAOI PRONSTAR so much so he studies different yoai movies. I peeked at his laptop and he’s watching “Boku no Sexual Harrasment”. It’s a really nice pick for him!!! Just beware of corns!!! Teehee~
Moving over now~ Tsukishima-sama always likes to make everyone full huh?! He’s soooooooo nice!!! Plus how he’s always happy makes him TOTALLY KAWAII, ne? HAI!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I really luv Tsukishima more and mroe before he’s totally awesome <333
POOR TSUKISHIMA~~~ T____________________________T BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
This is liek, the SADDEST MOMENT EVER IN ALL ANIME. Screw all the other dramatic anime out there because this scene is definitely the saddest of them all!!! POOR TSUKISHIMA-SAMA!!! How dare do his train folks just leave him alone and lonely T^T…
OOC: What’s that white juice?
O____O OMG!!!!!!!!! TSUKISHIMA-SAMA HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!!!!!!! YOU MADE THE LOLI PREGNANT!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!111 You only got left in the train but now you took advantage and… and… T__________T I am disappoint, Tsukishima-sama.
AND TSUKISHIMA ALSO MADE THE DOG PREGNANT TOO OMG!!! *leultimategasps*!!! CAN’T WAIT FOR NEXT EPISODE TO SEE HOW A MIX BREED OF A HUMAN/DOG LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!!11
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OOC:
*facepalm*
I totally forgot about the others’ names. All I could remember was Roppongi (because it sounds funny), Tsukishima, and Tocho (because it only has like 5 letters in it) ”’orz.
About kanzeon
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 81 comments
…I laughed so hard. xD;
I can’t tell if Kanzie-pyon’s nihongo is shugoi or mazui. xD;
…I’m kinda hungry now.
POWUH: Beginner (20-35) with 28 comments
Oh god, I LOL’d so hard XDDDD I hope you keep on blogging this show, because this post is hundred times better than the anime itself
POWUH: Occasional (51-75) with 57 comments
Lol I agree above ^^.
I think I’ll just stop watching this show and just read your posts about it instead because this is soooo much more entertaining :15:
POWUH: iLurker with 2 comments
What does “OOC” means?
POWUH: 1100-1199 with 1187 comments
Out of character ^^
POWUH: iLurker with 6 comments
Omg xDD;;; my tummy… it hurts I can’t stop laughing xDDD.
I really laughed so much when you mixed everything up. At first I was like “Huh? Yuuki Nagato??” then I’m like “aaaaah… Yuuki Cross~ *lol*” ROFLMAO!!! XDDD
Lol @ white juice. Probably that thing made the loli and the dog pregnant xD;
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 78 comments
I was waiting for this post all week long!! You really ARE better than crunchyroll subs because you made the show more hell funnier xDD. You should make Kanzie-pyon Subs (TM) and release lolsubs for this one and you’ll profit in no time 😆
Oh god this is really tons more better than the show itself xD, I agree with the others xD.
POWUH: iLurker with 3 comments
Your review is easily the most amazing part of the series, but I think you made a mistake here:
Though he’s probably the most SRS BSNS of the whole gang, that makes him a TOTAL SEME!!!! DESHO? DESHO? Teehee~! What I said just reminded me of that Clannad OP~ “Bouken Desho Desho†= I LURVE THAT SONG SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! Nana Mizuki’s singing is just plain awesome!!! >//////////////<!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33
JA NAI!!! Everyone knows that SRS BSNS guys are always UKE because they’re MOAR MOE that way!!! Liek with KYON and KOITSUKI, Kyon is always teh uke.
You should make Kanzie-pyon Subs (TM) and release lolsubs for this one and you’ll profit in no time
This. You obviously know much more nihongo than those stoopid crunchyroll bakas.
POWUH: iLurker with 3 comments
I lol’d.
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 94 comments
oh your perverted eyes see pervertedness in scenes of this show xD haha
the pregnancy jokes made me laugh so hard xD
POWUH: Metanorn Regular and Infamous Nekomata with 91 comments
This post is made from pure SHUGOINESS xD;
Lost prostituette jokes were so dumb and funny :haha:
Yaoi pedo was like :doomed:
The part with Yuki and Tsubasa was probably the biggest lol :15:
Last but not least, the pregnancy jokes , especially the dog one, was ridiculously funny
P.S: I’m out of synonyms xD
Now I have something to expect every week! And you should really make Kazie-pyon subs cause you will make a HUGE prfit and share f-ing lolz all the time 😆
I love you for making those posts *Huggles* :kyaa:
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 122 comments
I lol’d.
So you’re going to continue doing this as an over the top fangirl? Awesome~
POWUH: Metanorn Lover and NPC #1 with 164 comments
you know so much NIHONGO DESU! :haha: This post is so funny.
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 138 comments
I should just stop watching this show and just read your ‘summaries’ instead XD Seriously, I just can’t seem to like any of these characters (stations *snorts*), at first I thought maybe Tsukishima was okay but then he turns out to be some monjayaki freak which is a NONO for me (monja is like the most bland unfilling ecuse for Japanese food I’ve ever had the misfortune of tasting. DO NOT WANT)
POWUH: iLurker with 1 comments
I love your blog, is so fucking good :aww:
POWUH: iLurker with 4 comments
Cant…stop…teh….LULZ
XDDDDDD
Plain awesome!
POWUH: iLurker with 9 comments
I hope you continue to blog this show because I was laughing so effing hard. :’DDD
POWUH: iLurker with 12 comments
:XD: Oh, god France is on the loose. I think he made that “special” white dish. Please keep up with this ridonkulous series, if nothing else, for the lulz.
POWUH: Metanorn Lover and Metanorn's old-timer with 161 comments
:XD: Yes! Again! XD (oh god I hope you keep doing this)
Roppongi, Tsukishima, and Tocho are about the only other ones I remember too. Oh wait, Shinjuku I remember because I actually heard of Shinjuku before the anime.
Now then I wonder what sort of things you’ll say about the next poor girl to intrude upon the yaoi train. XD
POWUH: Beginner (20-35) with 25 comments
ROFLMAO. I loved your post on Miracle Train. I hope you continue to do this so I can get my weekly dose of lulz. I started laughing so much. And I third the Kanzie-pyon subs idea, I just hope no one takes that seriously. xDD Anyways, lol, keep up this awesome blogging. xDD
POWUH: iLurker with 11 comments
…can’t… stop… laughing… ! :XD:
POWUH: iLurker with 5 comments
el oh el i’m not going to watch this show but read your “summaries” instead
you should make kanzie pyon subs
lol at the tsubasa and pregnancy jokes :XD:
i could only remember roppongi (because i thought it sounded weird to) and tsukishima (kei from SA)