Miracle Train – 01

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KIREEE BISHIES SUGEEE DESU!!!!!11

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OP: “montage” by Kenn, Ryotaro Okiayu, Yuki Kaji, and Masakazu Morita

DIS IS TOTALLY THE BEST OP EVAAAR!!! You know what??? BISHIESSS!!!! KYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! This OP is liek, SUGOI TO THE MAX!!! This is th best song I’ve ever heard becauz the voices are smexy!!!

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And look, KYAAAAAAAAAA!!! YAOI!!! THERE HAZ GONNA BE SUM YOAI DESU IN HERE!!!! SUGEEEEE!!!~~~ <333 *AAAA** :kyaa2: Roppongi-sama is raped!!! KYAAAA!!! I wonder who’s the father? Ne??? KYAAA!!!

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OMG SAKURA KINOMOTO!!!! SHE IS!!! :aww: Why did she has sum haircut?? I LOVE her hair in CCS and Tsubasa T___T NOOO SAKURA!!! WHY DID YOU CUT YER HAIR? Ne? Ne? Ne?…

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PHANTOM!!!! OMG He’s LIEK, Phantom #10?? KYAAAAAAAA SO HOT!!! :nosebleeds: His mask makes him smexy!!! He’s totally the main seme of the group, desho??? KYAAAAAAAA!!! Masked seme ftw~!!!

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EEEEEEEEWWW WAT’S A LOLI DOING IN THIS SHOW???! GTFO LOLI KID!!!

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Moving on with teh main characters~ UMG THEY’RE THE BISHIES!!! THEY’RE ALL TRAIN PEOPLE!!! SUGOOOOOIII!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA :kyaa2: !!!!!! OMG Ropponggi-sama is sooo uke!!! Same goes to that shouta kid but I’m not into shoutas so I’ll ignore him~ Anyway~ KYAAAAA!!! I LOVE THE OTHERS!!! TSUKISHIMA-SAMAAA!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! YOU’RE LIEK, MY FAVORITE!! He’s goodamn howt~!! Everyone should really taste his yummy fished in his river because he’s already pimping it!!! Ryogoku seems so GENKI, ne? But he needs to brush his teeth and his breath stinks!! He’s hawt though~!! Moving one we have SHINJUKU-SAMA!!! KYAAAAAA!!! He’s liek, BLONDE!! Where’s the roses???? HE NEEDS ROSES!!! And he’s soooo kireeeeh~ Last but not the least is TOCHO-SAMA. He is MEGANE DESUU!!! KYAAAA MEGANE GUIZ ARE SO HOT :nosebleeds: !!!

So liek, the SEME > UKE pattern goes like dis IMO:

Masked Dude > Tocho > Shinjuku > Ryogoku > Tsukishima > Roppongi > that shouta kid

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UMg YAOI HINTS~ HINTS!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAA TOCHO X ROPPONGI FTW~!!! :kyaa2: They really need to like, bang each other while nobody’s looking. They’re so hot~~

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YUCK!!! This DISGUSTS me!!!! I MUST be getting YOAI here!!! Not this!!! EWWW!!! I HATE YOU NOW SAKURA!!! GET OFF THAT BITCH ROPPONGI-SAMA!!!

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THERE THAT’S MORE LIKE IT. KYAAAAAAAAA :kyaa2: !!!!!!!11 Shiodome is liek, the SMALLEST so that makes him automatic UKE!!! :nosebleeds:

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EWWW ROPPONGI-SAMA, Y R U BUTTSMEXING THIS BITCH??? YOU MUST BUTTSMEX GUYS IN HERE!!! THIS IS YOAI SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 LET HER GO AND SHE GET SQUASHED BY THE TRAIN ALONG WITH HER DUMB DOG!!!! GET OFF HER!!!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU BITCH! GET OFF ROPPONGI-SAMA, HE’S UKE!!! I won’t worry since you’re just episodic anyway! Bye bye Sakura!!! Never come back to the train station again!!!! Ok Roppongi, go back to your train orgy.

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W-WHA… What the?! This isn’t all real??? Are you calling me crazy???? ROPPONGI AND TSUKISHIMA AND ALL THE OTHERS ARE REAAAL!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA they’re real so stop calling me crazy onegaishmasuu!!! TASKETE!!!!!

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ED: “Stories” by Shuhei Kita

KYAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUHEI KITA-sama!!!!! HE’S LIEK, THE MOST AWESUM MALE ACTOR AND HE’S SINGING FOR THE BEST AINME EVAR!!! I love the ED!!! SUGOIII NE?? SUGOI!!!! SO MUCH KIREEE BISHI STILLS!!!

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Bottomline? There’s no bottomline!!! DIS SERIES IS EPIC WIN!!!!! I am right? DESHO?? This yaoi show needs more buttsecks though, or train *****!!! Roppongi is sooo KAWAII!!! MOTTO MOTTO KAWAII DESU!!!!!!! He lieks girls so much though~! Girls in my YAOI ANIME SHOULD BE BANNED!!! He needs to learn a YOAI LESSON and make him get ****** by the train bishies NAOO so that this will be officially YAOII that’s TOTALLY SUGOI!!! Tocho, you’re first!!! Bang Roppongi NAO!!! I’M SHIPPING THESE TWO SO MUUUCH!!! KYAAAAAAAAA!!!! These guys should like RIDE EACH OTHER’S TRAINS!!!

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :nosebleeds:

Ok, seriously now, this show sucks so bad, but it’s ridiculously watchable. What I’m hating about it is that it seems like they’re pulling off a “client of the week” thing and get the train boys help some damsel in distress on some shallow problems. It’s like episodic Ouran meets Otome games.

The bishies aren’t that hot at all tbvh. I only find the masked guy, Roppongi and Tsukishima attractive to be very honest. The idea of personification does gives this series a little resemblane to Hetalia. It’s also quite educational because it gives trivias to Japan’s Oedo line. But wait, 1) I don’t live there, and 2) I don’t care.

But hey, I’m still watching this one. There are bishies and there are funny yaoi hints, and the lulz is just… lulz. Nothing much harmful so yeah, I’m on this one to pass up time with a light watch and to see the train station guys interact with each other. Those with guilty pleasure for bishies will definitely give this a try.

Btw, the preview is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen today:

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>> Screenshot Gallery @ Komatome

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17 Responses to “Miracle Train – 01”

  1. DrJackall says:

    Geez, I laughed so hard!!! XDDDDD
    Thats gotta really suck.
    LOL

  2. meteorhouse62 says:

    *dies laughing*
    LOL human trains?? What’s next?

  3. kirapika says:

    Miracle Train isn’t what I first thought of it, it was actually cute and funny~ <3 I'm checking out how this one goes, so far it's nice and somewhat strange but okay all in all. Lol at the yaoi hints xD

    I love the last .gif there..cute puppets~ :D

  4. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD this post deserves credit for making me laugh like crazy

    I’ve just watched this few hours ago and DOUBLE facepalm all the way till the last minute. Its’ like a shameless wish fulfillment, no different from harem show.

    The comforting lost people thing is actually interesting, it could turn into “urban psychiatry stories” like Bartender but yeah, this anime clearly isn’t made to be that way.

    @meteorhouse62
    I thought so too, but turns out that they’re human train station (which makes even weirder o_o)

  5. mikan-sakura says:

    KYAAAAAAAAA TOCHO X ROPPONGI FTW~!!! :kyaa2: They really need to like, bang each other while nobody’s looking. They’re so hot~~

    ROFLMAO!!! :XD: :XD: :XD:
    You have crazy imagination XDDD

  6. Faer1edust says:

    Lol! Thank god you’re not serious about what you’re sayin’ xD.

    But I agree though that Tocho x Roppongi = OTP WIN <3

    Tsukishima is also my favorite guy, my second being Tocho (megane guys are win~).

    I also hate the female character per week thing. Ugh, I would prefer if it's gonna be like Hetalia than have this "client of the week" thing.

  7. warriorhope says:

    lol. This is like a Bum reviews verison of anime blogging.

    It’s so easy to make fun of Miracle Train. It’s defeinitly the best part. ^___^

  8. foomafoo says:

    wth is with that preview :11:

  9. WTF???!!! SAKURA LOOK-ALIKE!!!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But masked dude is . . . yum~ xD

  10. shiina says:

    Will watch this for the BISHIES <3 :cute: :kyaa2: :kyaa:

  11. FuyuMaiden says:

    … :XD:

    That first part of the post freaked me out (but in a good, hilarious~ way).

    I’m still not sure if I’ll watch it, but everyone’s been saying that it’s bad in that good sort of way. I guess it just depends on how much I pick up this season.

    btw, Sakura look-a-like didn’t have green eyes. Therefore, she fails!

  12. Rapture says:

    That post was really scary, but I agree! This show isn’t that good but so yum~ I’ll totally keep watching for the bishies and yaoi hints. :blush2:

  13. Lola says:

    “And look, KYAAAAAAAAAA!!! YAOI!!! THERE HAZ GONNA BE SUM YOAI DESU IN HERE!!!! ”

    LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY PLEASE KEEP BLOGGING FUNNY POSTS

  14. Eri says:

    OMFG!!! The next two neighbors should have hear me laughing. It was loling to the bits! Every single line! And after the bottomline, when you get serious, I actually started laughing even more :lol:

    I agree with you for the best guys but hell no! She doesn’t look like Sakura that much…The preview deserved the title ;p
    SHUGOI BISHES KIREEE ~DESU!

    And Sakura buttsmex :freeze2:
    Not to mention train **** :15:

  15. Morgan says:

    Ha ha, oh man that was great! xD

    This show is totally my guilty pleasure already. OTL It’s so bad, but so entertaining!

    Also, I will forever refer to this as the ‘Train Orgy show’ now.

  16. Auntie Heng says:

    i’m reading this in office and is smiling crazily at my monitor *swifty eyes*

    i like Shinjuku…. i hope he’s yakuza ^_^
    thanks for blogging this, now i cant wait to get off work and watch it the moment i get home.

  17. Lucifer says:

    :7: well,i love this anime though.Sounds ridiculous a lil’ but i’m glad i’ve watched it,which i could come with better knowledge about the train along the Oedo line including their history.As Japan is famous with its various of trains & subways,i like to know about them.Having some of ‘em explained in an anime is cool and less boring.Short brief but worthy.I’ll remember that whenever i go to Japan.Wonder if i could get into miracle train too? :dumb (
    i admit the bishounen and bishoujo i the anime are the side dishes dat attract me first to watch ‘em ^^ ..Smart way..)

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