Allison Ass FTW~

Allison really surprised me this week on ANTM again by her photo. This time because she did four things that all of us won’t imagine her at all: 1) wearing a bikini, 2) looking sexy (admit it, I’m straight but I can say she looks so hot), and 3) flirting with a fat guy, 4) AND ZOMG HER EXPOSED BUTT IS FIERCE!

…but what the hell’s wrong with Nigel Barker’s photography?! I’m sure other people are really complaining on how she got placed sooooo far in the corner unlike the other girls, which are placed in the centered. Dude, I smell sabotage again..

The close-up is so FIAHCE!!!

BLAHminat… I have something to say to her that I’m longing to say but I want to express it in fierce Celia gifs:

LEAVE!

Moving on to Celia… It’s so funny how the judges JUST noticed how old Celia looked. I mean, they should have noticed it at the very start of the competition. Paulina acted like Celia already turned 25 in a snap. Girl, you don’t age to 25 already in a snap. It takes 25 years. But this is how old Celia looked like in her photo: Celia + Rihanna hair = Her age + Rihanna’s age – number of her bangles

I don’t know which is grosser, Celia squeezing fat man boob or Nigel Barker molesting him XD.

Moving on to something worth raging about is how Teyona is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo (that’s 26 o’s) obvious that she’s gonna be winning. Tyra sure is shoving that to our faces that it’s really funny. Though there’s still some positivity left upon me and I’m still rooting for my Allison ^___^. If ever they’re gonna be Final 2, it’s going to be Ivory vs Ebony, White Chocolate vs Dark Chocolate, Milk vs Coffee, Alien vs Predator. :zsnap:

Another victim about bad photography is Fo, who got eliminated. I must admit thought that her performance in the shoot was atrocious. Why the robotic arm? Why the aggressiveness? But UGH, looking at this photo is sooo painful. One of the worst shots of this cycle along with London’s Ciara, Sandra’s Powder and BLAHminat’s.. everything.

I felt bad about her though. She has a lovable personality and she’s really inspiring about how she faces height issues and such. But still… Picture is UGH…

But Fo’s really determined and passionate about modelling so she’ll continue:

Flying, and…

Reaching for the stars.

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