Confessions Booth

Would you be M–MY Valentine…?

Today is a special day. It’s…well, it’s probably not Valentine’s Day any more by the time you read this, but, uh…Close enough. Instead of worrying about 3D dates and all the complications that occur in real world relationships, we decided to completely nerd out and see if we could at least get a 2D dates for V-day. Were we accepted or not? Who knows. But here is our end of the story with confessions ranging from very personal to downright silly  and from stinging tsun to heart-melting dere. Metanorn pours its heart out for you and only you, dear readers. Enjoy it while you can before we all revert back into heartless jerks. =D


[ ] Catherine

I have this girlfriend named Katherine. But she’s not as hot you! I would totally leave her for you, even if it means Show ▼


[ Game ]


[ ] Luca

Luca! I’ve been meaning to talk to you… …What? Oh, sure I’d like some of that lemon pie … HOLD ON, that’s not what I came here for. …Yes, I’m fine. …No, it’s not about work. I-it’s just that I wanted to thank you for, …you know, helping me all of this time. And if it’s okay I…… I’d like to stay by your side forever. Not just because of the Arcana Duello but b-because I… love you… Ahaha… I’m glad that I was finally able to say it. Yes, I love you. I was originally going to confess to Jolly, but- WAIT!!! Don’t run away crying! I wasn’t finished explaining!

[ Game/Anime ]


[ ] Gintoki


Gin-san, are you home? Here’s some homemade food. What, I-I didn’t make it or anything like that! Mom told me to give you some! Wha, why are you grinning like that!? I’m not blushing! I’m just a little bit sick! My clothes? What about my clothes? They’re cool huh? I just bought it, hehe. Whaat, noo!! I’m not wearing them just for you! I-I-I-I I have to go to Shinsengumi later! Yeah! What? You think they’re not nice? W-Who cares about what you say! I’m not angry! C-c-c-c-c-c-cute!? What are you saying, you stupid good for nothing! Yeah, you’re good for nothing! You’re broke, jobless, and have a weird perm hair! Yeah right, what work? Yorozuya barely does anything these days! All I see you doing is just eating parfait or drinking some beer! Stalking!? I-I-I-I wasn’t stalking you!…by. That’s right, I was passing by! Yup, I wasn’t stalking you! Who would stalk a good for nothing like you!? Eh, you know? Finally, coming to your sense huh? That’s right, you’re good for nothing! That’s right, you’re an idiot! That’s right, I love the useless you!…………… AAAAHH GIN-SAN YOU’RE STUPID!!!! I’M LEAAVVINNGG!!! I DON’T LOVE YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!

[ Anime ]


[ ] Ayase

Dear Ayase, you are really special and on this day I have finally propped up my courage to say this to you:

[ Anime ]


[ ] Shinjiro


Shinjiro, hold on a second! I’ve been waiting in the lobby for you because I wanted to talk to you about something? Do you have a moment? Even if you don’t, please just hear me out. I’ve really been…enjoying…the time we’ve spent together. I hope you have too. I know you’re more of the lone wolf type, but I guess that’s why I decided to talk to you. Heh, I just can’t help but feel closer to people who’ve had it rough like me, you know? I understand your pain all too well. I get the feeling that you really want to be closer to people, so..please let me help you do that. Whatever happened in your past, I want to work with you to get over it. I want your future to be happy. Heck, I want your now to be happy. Don’t give me that shifty look, I know you’re just making excuses to stay away from us! You don’t have to worry about hurting me if you get close to me. Trust me. I won’t abandon you because I…well, if you didn’t know…Shinjiro, I love you. Would you please help me cook a Valentine’s Day dinner for everyone? You were so happy the last time you got to cook for everyone. Please say yes!! P-please..Please let me love you…

[ Game ]


[ ] Starburst

Ahhh I know you’re busy
and I’m busy too, In fact I caught you at the computer sleeping away,
probably dreaming of cracking the whip
on those workers at the cafe.I’ve been gone all night working those deadlines,
mostly dreaming of mansions
on the Paris countryside.While this is still in my mind,
while my cheeks are still flushed,
I just wanted to say…Sorry for missing you on those talkative days,
thank you for cheering me up on those joyless days,
you’ve always been so lovely and nice,
hardworking and spunky
with all sorts of spice,I admire your energy,
all the jobs you can do,
without missing a beat
or a deadline or two,
you’ve always done a really great job,
so please don’t take it too hard
on yourself.I’ll continue to you let your rest
with that strict manager’s grin on your face,
with this blushing red feeling on my face.

[ Anisphere ]


[ ] Zabobinator

Zabo my waifu, I know you’re busy and all that with the exam, and I hope this can make your day better. Um… Remember how we ended up dating? How could I forget, it’s one of the most beautiful thing I remember. We were sitting there, watching one of the corniest homo porn-er, yaoi together. We were laughing together, making up dirty jokes about the stupidity of the characters. Suddenly, between all of those cheesy porn scenes, I can hear the violin playing love songs, and I subconsciously look at you instead at the sex scene. Instead of hearing Ritsu moaning, all I can hear was your laugh and your dirty jokes. You were truly beautiful at that time, and still are until now. Ahhh, it was such a good day. I watched porn and got a wife at the same time. How lucky I am.

[ In-house ]


Well, that was only mildly humiliating! I hope you enjoyed this very special, once-a-year opportunity to see such..erm..interesting sides of us. Since you’re here in the confession booth and you’ve already seen us go all out, you might as well take the opportunity to do the same! Confess your feelings to your husbando/waifu here and now without shame. They can be from an anime, game, manga, or even one of us! There are no boundaries, just go where your heart leads you. And thus ends one of the fluffiest posts I have ever helped to put together. Happy V-day, guys. You can’t say we didn’t spoil you with all this love. *blows a kiss*


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45 Responses to “Confessions Booth”

  1. DarkstarZero says:

    Alright, here goes nothing…

    Necromancers may be evil, but you, Eucliwood are far from evil. The fact that you doesn’t speak made me like you even more.

    Show ▼

    Well, I tried my best. 😛

    • Foshizzel says:

      D’awwwww HELLSCYTHE <3 I love her and soon we will see her again for season two! Hooray! That was a good confession so hnnngggg.

  2. These confessions are so cute~ Good job you guys, taking creativity to the next level~ 🙂

    To Hoshi:
    Seeing this after coming home from a long day at school put a huge smile on my face. This is the sweetest thing I have ever read. So here’s my response.
    Roses are red, violets are blue, but your heart has got to be of every colour of the rainbow because that’s what I see radiating out of the screen when talking to you or reading your work. Thanks, as well, for being the shoulder to lean on and the person to talk to ^^
    I know you’ve been working night and day too and sometimes I wish I can do more for you than just stay home and take care of the kids. But don’t work too hard ^^
    What I love about you is that you are always kind and caring. You’re more than my waifu, you’re also a great friend, an older sister and a role model <3

    • Foshizzel says:

      D’awwww thanks Star! I hope you had a great Valentines day!

      @Hoshi and Star: OMG OMG OMG HNNGGGGG Your story needs to be animated <3

    • Hoshi says:

      ~Can I just…can I just fly over there and hug you? This brightened the rest of my day<3

  3. BlackBriar says:

    Alright, here goes nothing. Really….

    Vampires may be considered an evil predatory race, but you, Mina Tepes are far from it though you may be aggressive, vicious, sadistic and naughty. You care very much for the welfare of your people and do everything in your power to protect and preserve your species.

    For those great, admirable and noble traits, I wouldn’t mind you sinking your fangs into my neck if it became necessary.

    Whoo! Overcooled was right, that was only mildly humiliating!

    • Overcooled says:

      I really hope it’s not a bad sign that your comment got eaten by our system and had to be rescued. Maybe it was trying to save you from having all your blood drained from your body by confessing openly. WELL, GUESS I UN-SAVED YOU. :B

      I knew you’d choose a vampire! I didn’t expect a loli though, although I guess most anime vampires these days are of the loli variety. A very interesting confession, indeed! See? It’s fun when you get over how embarrassing it is!

      • BlackBriar says:

        Maybe it did try to save me but couldn’t finish the job.

        Heh, it’s that obvious, isn’t it? I basically have a confession for any female vampire I lay my eyes on. Be they loli or full grown. For example, the full grown ones: Blood+’s Saya and Diva, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka’s Seraphim, Rosario+Vampire’s Inner Moka, Vampire Princess Miyu and even Vampire Knight’s Yuuki. For the lolis you can’t help but love, there’s Sunako Kirishiki and Shinobu.

        That’s funny with the part about blood being drained from the body while confessing. I think I’d be fine as long as I don’t feel any pain from the bite because I’d be unconscious after the first few seconds. In some animes, I heard that a vampire bite is a pleasure that even sex pales in comparison.

    • Foshizzel says:

      Mina is great! But which vampire do I like more? Easily Shinobu from Nisemonogatari! KA KA…that laugh…hnngggg

      • BlackBriar says:

        Nice choice, Fosh. The aristocratic, vicious, sadistic and haughty ones always seem to be the most attractive.

  4. Kitty says:

    For me I already have the best Waifu in the world! She might be miles away, we might be separated by mountains and oceans, but that doesn’t change a thing. So I have no confessions for this day, only the refounding of promises I have already made. Love you always my beloved.

    Good job Meta-team that takes some courage! I really enjoyed the audio files, those were fun. Call me ignorant and I’m sorry. But @Overcooled and @Karakuri which games are they from?

    • Karakuri says:

      D’awww so much love~

      Mine is from an otome game called Arcana Famiglia (I’ll be reviewing it for Meta eventually…) and OC’s is from Persona 3.

      • Kitty says:

        Thanks!! hey apparently Arcana Famiglia is getting an anime in July….. Also if I could get my hands on it I would totally play it! Curse you again japan! You always have the most awesome games, and you have Tales of Xillia! Ah from Persona 3, I only know 4 XD Crappy PS3 and not playing PS2 games *shakes fist*

        • Karakuri says:

          Yeah, I think I broke a few eardrums of people around me when I found out about the anime. The game is awesome (it’s my favourite otome game =3) so far, but I have yet to get over the fact that I need to go after a bald guy who’s the same age as my father in order to get the true ending. Plus there’s an even older bishie in it who’s easily in his 40’s (ironically, he’s my favourite route though).

          Ahaha… do you have a PSP? There was a Persona 3 remake for it that’s probably more easily accessible. It’s my favourite non-otome game out there.

    • Foshizzel says:

      Whahahaha thanks Kitty! I feel less embarrassed about making my audio recording thanks for listening to me and Jrow be nerdy xD

  5. Tofu says:

    Hmm… I think I’ll save you guys from a giant confession to Mio from me but these confessions are FRICKEN AWESOME! XD Stuff those who thing this kind of stuff is weird 😛

    I wonder if there’s other valentine-related stuff~ huhuhuhuhuhu~

  6. Namika says:

    Well, waiting for a whole year is definitely worth it, if THIS is what you treat us with 😀
    To Kyokai
    The team of amazing, talented and adorable authors is what makes Metanorn so great. But you are the one who started collecting these amazing people, gathering them here and making this blog so interesting and fun. And I’m glad that I found this blog at the right time, when I only started developing an interest in anime, because you guys make this experience so much greater! So, thank you Kyokai, for gathering all of us here. Daisukiii~ ^_^

    • Kyokai says:

      DAAAAAAAWWW! This is one of the best Valentine wishes that I’ve received. *glomps*

      Metanorn started as a hobby two years ago and now has become a part of my life. It’s literally my second home now. My only reason to build it even more was to make a place where everyone can have fun. And when I see the regular readers and the awesome Meta Team doing just that; gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling. So, thank you for the kind words, Nami-chan. <333

  7. Ceyrai says:

    I don’t know about my husbando or waifu (ack – sorry Yamamoto Takeshi-sama, I’ve been naughty, please punish me *drool*) but I found Fosh’s voice rather hnnngh-inducing, if you don’t mind me saying. (> /// ///// <)

  8. Yippy says:

    Aw, what the heck, I’ll give it a shot, even if this couldn’t happen in canon…I think.

    On a chilly evening, our sweat-drenched hero drags Chie Satonaka to the gazebo next to the Inaba riverbank, where he braces himself for his most daring plan yet-asking Chie out for Valentines Day. Will he succeed? Let’s listen in.

    “Hi there Chie, nice weather we’re having this 13th of February……huh? What do you mean by ‘bland and overused conversation starter’? I was just trying to buy some time while I thought of how to ask you out for Valentine’s Day.

    There, I said it…*inhales* Chie, I know we’ve just been pals and comrades but, after seeing your inner self, fighting alongside you and spending time with you, I’ve realized…that I don’t just want to be friends with you. I want to be there for you when you feel like you’re on the peak of the world or when you’re in the deepest abyss of despair. I want to be the Ying to your Yang, the Laurel to your Hardy, the Sun to your Moon, the-

    All right, all right, I’ll stop with the speech already…Anyway, Chie *inhales very, very deeply*, would you be my Valentine?”

    Time seems to stop as the blushing Chie replies to our nervous hero, her teeth showing as she says-


    Well, that was actually kinda interesting…I think I even got carried away a bit. Anyway, I haven’t really asked anyone out before (the bombshell lands), but if I ever need a template in the future, I’ll know where to look.

    Thanks for the post and this opportunity guys, I had fun. =)

    • Overcooled says:

      Awww, that was adorable, Yippy! It’s surprising how fast these things turn personal when you write them (I feel like everyone knows way too much about my preferences and personality now…). ^^; Confessing to someone in real life is incredibly hard, but I guess if you need some inspiration, Metanorn has your back covered XD Happy V-day!

      • Yippy says:

        Thanks, I have to agree with that, writing is another window to the soul, I guess, albeit a slightly less creepy one compared to staring people in the eyes. XD

        Happy Valentines Day to you too, Overcooled. =)

    • Foshizzel says:

      Niceeeeee Yippy! -high five-

  9. SPIRAL says:


  10. SPIRAL says:

    On the serious note after it took me 5 minutes to stop laughing about it every time I heard the music and confessions, *ahem* nicely done. I would never have the courage to do a confession like that online. =/

  11. SPIRAL says:

    The boy quietly waits in the park as the people passing by him begin to lessen. It’s getting late, he thought, maybe she won’t…
    My heart skipped a beat as I turn to the voice. The voice that I had only heard for a few months, the voice that could make me forget about everything else, the voice that belonged to Kanako Urashima.
    “Sorry, did you wait long?”
    “H-ha ha of course not!” I lied, “I just got here myself.”
    She sighed as she took a quick smile at me. “You ask me here for something, didn’t you?”
    Kanako was not a slow girl by any means – we both knew it was February 14th and there would only be one reason a guy would ask a girl on her own time for anything.
    My heart was nervous and I couldn’t fragment my words together. Still, she still came even if she knew what I was going to do. That thought gave me the courage.
    “Will you be my Valentines?”
    I said it. With nothing to lose, I handed her a letter while trying to avoid her eyes. If she rejected me now, I wouldn’t know how to react. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t know how to react if she said yes.
    She chuckled.
    “W-what’s so funny?”
    “You’re so cute when you try so hard,” she smiled, “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help thinking about you like that.” Wait, was that her answer or…
    She took a deep breath and reached into her pocket.
    Oh god, she’s going to mace me.
    “I’m s-sorry,” I apologized, “I didn’t want to waste your…”
    “Here you go.”
    I looked up and saw her hand me a box of neatly wrapped chocolates. I couldn’t believe it. “Is this…”
    “I’ll gladly be your Valentine.”

    Meh sorry for the hat-trick of comments when I could’ve just put it on one long comment. It just got exciting. Hmm, I’ve seem to have gone on for a little long. Oh well – I chose Kanako Urashima from Love Hina becase she was one of my first anime crushes from way back when.

    Good tradition Kyokai and the rest of the METANORN team. You guys do too much and hope that you guys had a wonderful Valentine’s Day too!

  12. Hime says:

    XD Awesome guys

  13. Zabobinator says:

    WAAAIIIFFFUUUU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. This was the sweetest thing ever!!! I will never, ever forget when we met and how amazing it was. We clicked so well and we had the exact same thoughts! We were made for each other. I knew we were meant to be, immediately. Our wedding was amazing and I’m so glad that I get to spend the rest of my life with you. *sobs*


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