.hack//Quantum – 03 [END]

Uses of the word “awesome” in this post: 10+. Yeah, it’s kind of awesome.

Hato: Alright, and we’re back into .hack and, the battle is already raging?

Overcooled: Apparently everyone’s back and going crazy XD

Hato: Creepy, she’s got some corrupted data as well. And it seems there’s a server wide event going on?

Overcooled: Do they really need a strategy board that big to plan stuff?

Hato: It makes it look awesome.

Overcooled: And yeah. Apparently people falling into comas isn’t a big enough deal to cancel it lol.

Hato: Oh snap. So he does make those giant holes.

Overcooled: Creepy…

Hato: Into the game they go!

Overcooled: D: awwww poor kitty

Hato: Oh wait, he’s dead…?

Overcooled: Yeah! Apparently…

Hato: What!? So he’s only in the game?

Overcooled: But didn’t we see him before?

Hato: Yeah!

Overcooled: Maybe he’s not actually dead and we get a fluffy ending? …but for now..oh snap..he’s gone crazy

Hato: Oh shit! He’s just killing people for real!

Overcooled: Omg, real pain

Hato: Oh shit. This is bad. Noooooo!

Overcooled: NNUUUOOOO

Hato: NOOOOO Everyone has died.

Overcooled: Did anyone ever actually die in .hack before? Weren’t they all just in comas before?

Hato: This is crazy.

Overcooled: So intense!

Hato: So they are only in the game now. lol The Dragon is back.

Overcooled: THE ONE

Hato: TO GET REVENGE! AH, It’s Eri. Time for some SOTC action.

Overcooled: …what…what is…that?

Hato: Oh my God. Please climb that. and stab it in the head.

Overcooled: …it has nice abs though

Hato: Ahahaha

Chiseled abs as far as the eye can see…

Overcooled: …whoooooa snap

Hato: FIREBALL. Hmm, The tree, eh?

Overcooled: Why is a tree their key to logging out?

Hato: I have no clue.

Overcooled: I guess that’s where Hermit’s hacking stick is from? <_<

Hato: That makes a lot of sense. What’s the Crest Cannon?

Overcooled: something overpowered?

Hato: Oh shit. Her hand can eff stuff up.

Overcooled: Whoa she doesn’t need a stick to hack

The Midas touch! Except instead of turning to gold, it turns into…nothing.

Hato: That is an awesome Cannon.

Overcooled: Why is everything so awesome?

Hato: She can access stuff because of her hacky hand. They will have a hack battle.

Overcooled: I bet she hacked the PSN

Hato: Zing! This is so badass. Players controlling the game. xD

Overcooled: I know. who needs admins and GMs when you have players?

Hato: Pretty much. Then again, Tobias is using a skin of an admin

Overcooled: True dat.

Hato: Dayum. She looks awesome.

Overcooled: AWW WHAT ARE THOSE?

Hato: This thing looks awesome.Those are the explosives…? xD

Overcooled: Living explosives? lolol and…a giant…heart…

Hato: Ewwwww. This is all so crazy.

Overcooled: …wait, so why is only Eri his slave? XD He just likes cute girls?

Hato: Gah!

Overcooled: I KNOW. SO INTENSE.

Hato: She’s gonna take it on! That’s some Yonda shit. Oh wait, that’s on its back?

Overcooled: Yeah, they climbed on it, I think

Hato: Awesome. Oh man, games need to be like this.

Overcooled: I want this game.

Hato: SPIRIT BOMB

Overcooled: DON’T MISS

Hato: He’ll miss.

Overcooled: omg Hermit’s a mahou shoujo

Hato: Damn QB. Oh man. Dat cannon.

Overcooled: So. badass.

Hato: This is all so heartwarming. She’s gonna hug him and accidentally delete him.

Overcooled: He’s…he’s really dead wow

T.T

 

Hato: Noooooooooooo! ….Dat sub.

Overcooled: qq

Hato: Thank God credits didn’t roll.

Overcooled: I would rage. So hard.

Hato: ODgblsgarwg

Overcooled: STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS

Hato: Damn government!

Overcooled: OTL and wtf is up with the cat

Hato: orz. HEY, IT’S ERI

Overcooled: Welcome baccck~…lol classy lady there

Hato: Oh, sup loli mage

Overcooled: Not so loli now, are you? It’s overrrr D:

Hato: Whaaaaaaaa

Overcooled: COME ON SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT

Hato: WE MUST WAIT

Ah, it’s almost over and we didn’t show any fanservice! QUICK, BATH SCENE! NOW!

Hato: HERE WE GO. ANNOUNCEMENT. PLEASE

Overcooled: WHAT DOES THAT WALL OF JAPANESE SAY

Hato: FFFFFFF No announcement.

Overcooled: ugh. UGGHH

Hato: I’m going to write an angry letter.

Overcooled:I am going to show up at their office and threaten them

Hato: With a stick. That’ll really freak ’em out

Hidden Screenshot Area Unlocked!:

That awkward moment where you instinctively search for Kyubei amongst the plushies

Death via poke in a nose…not the best way to go down…

Why do you want that castle? Stop that, you a dragon. You don’t even fit in there.

Me on the chatbox when no one else is online.

End Thoughts:

Hato: Well, that was super badass.

Overcooled: I keep forgetting how thrilling it is until we actually get around to watching it together XD

Hato: Ahaha, yeah. All kinda came together in the end.

Overcooled: Yeah, much better end than I expected

Hato: The best parts about the fist two was the fact they ended on cliffhangers.

Overcooled: Haha those cliffhangers absolutely destroyed me

Hato: Well, I’m glad I didn’t cry. I thought I might’ve. Turns out I’m much more manly.

Overcooled: Haha, yes, hato is known for being manly, right? XD But it was pretty touching. Would’ve been even more intense if he really WAS dead

Hato: Yeah, they had to pull the ‘Actually, he’s not dead!’ But that’s where they put all the criminals? Froze their bodies and put their mind in the game. Very interesting

Overcooled: That was a bit of a cop out at the end :/

Hato: Agreed.

Overcooled: But forcing people to play by sticking their mind in there…that is cool. Eri just magically changed back

Hato: Eri should’ve been a vegetable or something. Well, not a vegetable, just like a Steven Hawking or something

Overcooled: That would be..interesting

Hato: But I wouldn’t go back to The World for a while

Overcooled: Yeah, I mean, they should really fix the whole PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED thing and then I’d go back O.O

Hato: Ahaha. I really hope there will be another series, or movie, or OVA

Overcooled: I know…but no announcement yet, sadly. It was just such a good mix of everything…I swear we must have said awesome at least 10 times

Hato: More than ten times, I bet, just because it was so awesome. It’s easily the best .hack title to date.

Overcooled: I quite liked .hack//sign, but not as much as I got excited over quantum

Hato: Sign was very interesting to watch while Quantum was like, a badass summer action title.

Overcooled: Yeah, it gets the adrenaline pumping XD DRAGONS! CANNONS! EXPLOSIONS!

Hato: SPIRIT BOMBS! GIANTS! ABS!

 

Overcooled: MM ABS. I kept getting confused every time HanaKana spoke because I watched Deadman Wonderland before hand and I was picturing Shiro

Hato: Ahahaha, it’s because she uses THE SAME VOICE. And speaking of Shiro, she has so many eyelashes.

Overcooled: I know. She even has eyelashes on the sides of her eye. Maybe her eyeball is just hairy

Hato: Dat eyeball.

Overcooled: Aw yeah

Hato: Einstein was a pimp.

Overcooled: That is a fact. lolol getting back on topic, let’s say one final thing.

Hato: We can say one final thing, I guess. It’s the last episode! Or is there anything left to say? xD

Overcooled: Ii don’t even know, I think they should know by all our “AWESOME” “BADASS” and “INTENSE” XD I swear more people need to watch this

Hato: I know right. I mean, if people have been reading these and still haven’t watched it they are a bit silly.

Overcooled: They are very silly. We should mention it on the next episode of the podcast. Spread awareness!

Hato: Yes! Good idea.

Overcooled: Except Scamp might think we’re crazy

Hato: And that’s when we’ll spirit bomb him.

Overcooled: LOL We need to start charging now to make it in time!

Hato: …And miss….

Hato and Cool over and out!