Umineko no Naku Koro ni: II-V

Come on Batto, wear the slave collar already~

Haha~ I love how Beato puts up a Mahou Shoujo pose when she summons the Red Text~ Err… Screw Mahou Shoujo, she’s a Mahou-Goddess-Witch <33.. Anyway, let’s get it on with the Red Texts for this episode:

– All of the servant room keys are inside a keybox in the center of the servant room.

– It’s impossible to enter or to exit except by the single door or the single window.

– Both the door and the window = LOCKED.

– It’s impossible to unlock the door except with the servant room key or a master key.

Then on the next Meta Scene, Battler begs Beato to appear instead and tell Rosa that those are all the Master Keys so she can stop with all her bitchings, but Beato asked him if he can swear to become her furniture forever, then she can tell Rosa:

– There are only FIVE master keys.

Gotta admire Rosa’s confidence and her strong belief in herself. For I thought Eva’s the only one fierce, looks like all the Ushiromiyas are~

And for a second there when Genji showed epic honesty, it felt like Rosa has a thing for him XDD. Kihihihi~!!! LOL the way she talked looks like Maria’s finally getting a dad! XD Bwahahahaha!!!

But oh my God ROSA IS THE QUEEN OF FAKE this season!!! You unstable, twisted, fake bitch mom~ <33 XD.

Aww~ Battler’s crying T___T Lemme drink those tears for ya~ *SHOT for corniness XP*

But wait a minute there~ Battler’s finally admitting his belief for witches? I remember that when Battler starts to believe them, the game’s over and it’s good, but why did it still continue? Maybe Battler will return back that belief again later on, or maybe Meta-Battler’s to be the one who must truly believe.

Maria gives you a kissu~ *Chuuu*

I gotta comment on Beato’s voice though. What the fuck was that I heard? XD It sounds like National Geographic watching the squirrels make noise. It came off looking very overdid, but looks like Sayaka Ohara is totally having a lot of fun voicing the fierce witch~.

Is it just me or Beato has a moe fang??? OMG!!! *AAA*

ZOMG THE ANIMATION. I thought for a second there that Shannon’s eyes are already gonna pop off from her sockets. And they look like beating speakers btw XD.

Uh-oh Gohda, who’s giving you a head massage? [This is the best gif I’ve ever done, I believe XD]

IT’S ANOTHER STAKE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Yay for a new seiyuu, Yuri Yamaoka~~. Looking forward to her more from her since how she did a very playful Beelze voice for her very first known role is really nice for a first ^^.

Aww Gohda, you’ve shown enough GAR in this episode, but now you gotta go~

IT’S BEATO AND HER GOATS, BITCHES <3

KYAHAHAHAHA~!!~!!! Oh my god, this is my new laugh now~ XDD. Beato’s just freaking epic. So she enters the room with her goats in a very diva manner and y’all know you’re dead :P. /End of episode.

Bottomline:

It’s quite a slow paced episode, since I was first expecting this arc to end already by this episode actually, but it looks like it’ll get around to the next episode (which has a -“mate” in a title that means the game’s ovarr~?). About what’s gonna happen in the next episode, I guess it’s Shannon’s time to show her epic side just like Kanon. And also, looks like Rosa’s gonna do something kick-ass!

Still the best part had got to be in the end as usual. Gohda showed pure epicness in this episode~ And I never fail to lol at his epic faces XD. The Beelzebub (stake girl) scene was done really well, but I sure hoped that there had been an introduction to her and more screentime, since we only get to see her eyes.

Seiyuu performance is still amazing. Ami Koshimizu is performing very well this season. Maybe if you’re also watching Spice and Wolf II, you can also notice that she just does an awesome job as well with Horo. She’s just an A+ seiyuu on my book right now. And as I mentioned above, Sayaka Ohara‘s laugh this week is just weird and sounded so… off. Great job for Yuri Yamaoka for doing great on her debut role ^^.

So yeah, can’t wait for the next episode!! Looks awesome~ Looking forward to see Batto getting stripped down by Beato plz… *SHOT*. The series sure is getting exciting ^_^.

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