Boys’ Love Game Review: Zettai Fukuju Meirei (NSFW)

Because the best way to celebrate Valentine’s is by some gay military sex

If you guys follow my Twitter, then you guys would know what I’ve been playing Zettai Fukuju Meirei since the beginning of January last year after I finished Togainu ni Chi. It took a while to get this done, but it was fun. One thing though, this will be long. But hey, it will happen in a snap if you read this while eating chocolate!

Premise

Zettai Fukuju Meirei takes place after World War II, in the post-world war West Germany itself. That is the only realistic fact of this game though, because everything and I mean EVERYTHING about West Germany in this game screams unrealistic. Anyhow, the player becomes either Kia WelBehenna or Louise Hardwich, members of a secret agency owned by the Hardwich family (more like Louise, exactly. Yeah, he becomes an agent of his own agency). Kia and Louise take missions from their clients, and most (read: all) of their missions have something to do with seducing guys. Everybody in West Germany is gay, and women are either fujoshi or sluts. What a state after World War II…

Game System

It was not a long journey, but it was tiring as hell to get all these

This game has a “unique” system compared to other yaoi games. So, the player will play as two characters (the agents), and each character has six routes with at least 4 types of different endings for each route of the uke. Multiply 6 by 2, which is 12, then by 4, which is 48, and that will be the amount of ending each character has, not to mention the fact that each ending might have at least two sub-endings. As if it was not a pain already, the game has this annoying order of endings that will decide the “fate” of the other routes. Here’s an example to make things easier to understand. If the player got ending C of Silvio Wenzel, he might not get the good ending of Timo Wilkes. Why? I don’t know. Weird, right? There’s even more though. Some of the routes will even expire if the player got certain endings. For example, if the player got Ending C for both Silvio Wenzel’s and Timo Wilkes’ routes, then Eduard Wernicke’s route will expire aka it can’t be played. And let’s not forget the secret routes that can only be opened if the player gets A for all the endings. SO MUCH FUN, ISN’T IT. I recommend to google some walkthrough because some of them have the order of routes so that the player doesn’t have to repeat some routes twice. Now on to the type of endings:

Ending A – Good ending, and most of the stories are centered on this ending

Ending B – Normal ending I guess, since most of Ending B is Ending A without the epilogue

Ending C – Normal/Silly Ending, which means that Ending C will be ridiculous, an indirect way of slapping the word “Sucker!” to the player

Ending D – Bad ending. Either the character’s bitchuke will die or the character will get taken in the ass.

Never forget to save. Seriously, this will definitely save the time wasted on this porn.

Below are the pages that will lead to the two main characters. Page two leads to Kia, and page three leads to Louise. Page four is everything else plus end thoughts. Beware of the spoiler tag, because some of the images will make some boys traumatized for life, heh. Anyway, Enjoy!

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