I Will Go Down with this Meta-Ship!


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Hello dear readers! Hope you all enjoyed your Valentine’s Day with your special someone, or with a scrumptious box of chocolates as I undoubtedly did this year. Now for this Valentine’s Day, we decided to do an extra special post concerning the Metanorn team. Through a series of twitter spams and one epic Skype conversation that occurred earlier in the year, we came to ship ourselves with each other and formed seven sweet pairings with even sweeter ship names. Later we decided to expand on this idea and some of our lovely in-house writers came up with different scenarios. Let’s take a quick look into an alternate world where the writers of Metanorn find themselves in some lovey-dovey, and maybe not so lovely-dovey, romantic scenarios.~



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One fine day, anaaga, a first-year student visits the Tea Club to submit her acceptance form only to face hurdle at the entrance, a strict voice brandishing no entry. On any normal day, she would have about-turned and left but as a condition of joining a club or fail her prelims (her GPA is that bad), she tries her hardest to enter. Success grants her an appalling scene of a tied-up senpai and the Club President in a very tricky position. The megane-glint of the President, Karakuri, scares her so much that she faints on the spot before screaming hentai. After coming to, she finds the President as her saviour to her chagrin, while no traces of the red-faced senpai remain. Later, anaaga gets accepted to the Tea Club and there’s no future mention of this peculiar event for a while but like moth to flame, anaaga’s curiosity gets the better of her. Slowly but surely, she unravels the many layers that makes up Karakuri. That megane-glint and cold nature gives out to a loving heart and something unknown yet adorable begins to bloom between them.



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Second year student, Foshizzel walks in to the library to search for a few books. One of them, titled ‘DONDAKE’, he can’t find, and another is on a shelf that’s just a little higher than his reach. As Fosh struggles, someone comes up closely behind him and grabs it down for him. Fosh turns around to discover a cool third-year student, Jrow, to his rescue. While Fosh gets flustered in thanking his senpai, Jrow notices the author of the book, Luffy, and expresses that he shares interest in “Eating is Love”. This makes Fosh open up about Dondake and it’s follow up Pandemonium-chan, which was already checked out. Luckily for Fosh, Jrow owns the books and invites him over. Little does he know, that Jrow is thinking about something other than reading. However, when things get heated, Fosh accidentally reveals his ultimate love for robots and the fact that he’s one. And yet Jrow is still inexplicably attracted…



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lvlln and Hawthorne have been together for years. Since high school they have never been apart and they don’t plan on being ever. A simple brawl got them into detention trouble but it was as if only to bring them closer and fire up their chemistry. A point to be noted though, lvlln’s love for Hawth surpasses the safe boundary. He will do anything and everything just to make Hawth look at him and him alone. lvlln is aware of the fact that this personality trait is dangerous, and he’s afraid that he will scare the gentle Hawth. Though, unknown to lvlln, the kind-hearted Hawth has a hidden personality of his own that he will never show to him…



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Resident of a unique world where boundaries don’t matter. A young maiden only has eyes for a renowned genius, Will. The strongest thought she ever had in her life was to protect this secluded young man to her best abilities. From waking him up in the morning, cooking food, doing laundry, alerting for different project deadlines to stuffing him with different snacks to keep his health up, Lin, does it all and gladly so. From any other person’s perspective she was a glorified maid but she never saw herself that way. She loved Will with all his peculiarities, who could sit stock-still for hours thinking about a problem to frenzied programming bouts with his fingers almost disappearing into his holographic keyboard, while light-speed typing. Even being mostly clueless, one day Will recognizes the discrepancy and queries his own-invented AI Yurika, the brain of his robot Lin. Only to get an anomaly reply, “Cannot compute.” Will he solve this puzzle that goes beyond the human concept of feeling? Can this be called love?



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Miyu is the resilient kouhai famous for her adventure of chasing after Kyokai. Starting from middle school to high, she has searched after and gone through many a traps, just to confess her feeling to Kyokai. The well-respected Students Council President and sought-after senpai, has many fans. Though, none can even compare to Miyu as she knows almost everything to know about her senpai. Even knowing that she runs a dangerous gang called Metanorn, branching to many members and parallel universes for shady business, and her favourite object being a knife, she never backed down. On the other hand for Kyokai, after tolerating many a confessions, it was time to finally put an end to this continuous barrage. However, on a snowy Valentine’s Day, Miyu resolves to give a 1000% fabulous max confession. Will love work its magic on the two of them?



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While running because she is late for school, Hoshi takes a shortcut through an alleyway, only to accidentally crash into a gang of yakuza. She is quickly surrounded and the sleazy gang demand money for her trespassing on their turf. Just as things start to look really bad, the yakuza are taken by surprised by a girl wearing the same uniform as Hoshi. To her surprise, the mysterious girl beats them up without even breaking a sweat. Hoshi’s terrified and yet mesmerized at how strong her saviour is and recognizes her as Overcooled, the girl in her year who never attends class and has a reputation of a yankee. However, after being saved, Hoshi realizes that the story isn’t entirely true and falls head over heels at first sight. From there on, the two spend time together as Hoshi tries to help Overcooled get over her dark and violent past…



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From her childhood, Ness was an outcast, moving in and out of different towns carried as luggage between her parents. Since she changed so many schools, she never got around making friends. However, on a fateful day, she met a wonderful boy her age by a lake. The two became the best of friends quickly, since they shared similar interests and soon went absolutely everywhere together. Ness was grateful that she was no longer alone and discovered a soulmate in one of the unlikeliest of places. Despite making other friends over the years, the one closest to her remained as her childhood friend. You see, over the years, Ness’s gratitude blossomed into love and there was no looking back. So what, if Ness was in love with her own reflection? She knew it. Ness knew Ness the best out of anyone else, and not even the fact that one of them wasn’t real couldn’t get in the way of true love.


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Now it’s time to show us how well you’d do in a shipping war! Vote for your top 3 favorite Meta ships, and we’ll reveal the winner’s full stories in a later post. And if you don’t like our parings, feel free to make your own! Break up couples, re-pair them with someone else (from team to commentors even), and form your own OTP. As a bonus, whoever comes up with the most liked pairing through comments will be granted a special title on Metanorn. Let’s get this ship war started~!


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123 Responses to “I Will Go Down with this Meta-Ship!”

  1. Highway says:

    Even though I’m not really a guy into yaoi, who can deny the righteousness of Jrow and Foshizzel?

  2. Toori-chan says:

    First ship and I’m nosebleeding already… now I’m barely alive with so much of bloodshed… I really loved KyoKyuu (who doesn’t), so much fuwa fuwa~ I never thought Kara would be such a tsundere. It’s sad that Ness is such an outcast but I’m definitely curious how this ship would turn out.

    As a fan who resides in the Yuri fandom, I voted for Karaga, KyoKyuu and ShoCool~ May these flowers ever blossom. Happy sailing, Metaships~

  3. PrimeHector says:

    … okay who took SHAFT supplies of drugs.

    • Kyokai says:

      It was a very eventful morning when most of the writers went crazy over at twitter and skype from different timezones too. xD

  4. Hawthorne says:

    Is my secret personality sadomasochism because that’s not really a secret to anyone.

  5. Restia says:

    XDD Oh my, what is this! This almost made me scream as hard as when I was watching the yuri-fusion docking scenes in Vividred the first three episodes >w<

    • Kyokai says:

      Well, you can thank some of the female writers who chugged these out. Not to mention, the full stories would be awesome. ^^

  6. BlackBriar says:

    Wow, I can feel the masochism coming from this post. Were any of you embarrassed while making this? As a proud yuri fan because it’s my guilty pleasure, how could I deny the sweet pairings of Karaga, KyoKyuu(-nyaa) and ShoCool? I couldn’t help blushing and I’m dying of laughter.

    Will tsundere Karakuri ever admit her hidden feelings to Anaaga? Will the masochist stalker Miyu’s love ever be known? And will the fateful encounters of the innocent Hoshi and tomboyish Overcooled bloom into a beautiful romantic relationship?! Someone please fund these!!! I’m begging you!!!

    • belatkuro says:

      I’m throwing money on my screen already.
      But it’s…not…working…gah!

      • BlackBriar says:

        Keep it up. We’ve got to get these great yuri stories published as soon as possible. It should be considered a crime to keep them to ourselves.

    • Kyokai says:

      @BB, actually, it would have been more embarrassing if the pairing were het so when we did start rolling this on twitter early in Jan, it just flowed one after the other. We made up interesting scenarios around the already named ships in Feb we cared more about the entertainment factor and trope-usage than anything else.

      So, @BB and belatkuro, keep voting and gathering support for your favourite ships ne~

  7. anaaga says:

    This just proves Metanorn needs more yaoi fangirl as readers. Vote for our yaoi pairings damn it! I mean, Fosh is cute as hell there, and the things Hawth does is just craaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy

    I think I should read a yaoi

    • Hoshi says:

      ~I think it’s time we start a campaign for Hawth x Ivlln to win because I’m seriously rooting for this ship.

    • Karakuri says:

      HawtLuv needs more… love

      I’m just happy that KyoKyuu is doing well~ People need to read the extension to that xDDD

    • Kyokai says:

      I don’t think we have to worry about yuri ships at all. ALL FOR YAOI SHIPS YEAHHHHH!

  8. Foshizzel says:


  9. Highway says:

    I just can’t believe there isn’t a Karakuri x Overcooled one…

  10. Yvoon says:

    My god, it felt kinda scandalous reading all that. Embarrassing but I just couldn’t stop.

    Joshizzle was just…just…SO PERFECT!!! That kinda bromance is just my type. (=w=)

    (Note: this unhealthy heart rate is the handiwork of anaaga the yaoist)

  11. skylion says:

    Joshizzle…the Force is strong with this one.

  12. Gecko says:

    Looks like no one has made a new ship yet so I will start! Muahaha.

    Overcooled leaned back in her desk chair as she sent off her latest post to Metanorn. She was feeling confident about what she had said, but she wasn’t sure if anyone was going to read it. The first few episodes of the show had been odd and not appealing to many. But this latest episode had been over the top in budget and storyline.
    And, within a few minutes, OC noticed one comment on her post. Despite her outer layer of toughness, she felt a little worried inside. She bit her bottom lip, but clicked the “1 Comment” link, resolved to read and reply.
    The person commenting was a new person. “BlackBriar” was their name. The comment raved about the show and what OC had written about the episode. OC felt calmer inside.
    And over the span of many comments, the two made a friendship through the screens and circuitry of their computers and the internet.
    But little did OC know, BlackBriar was the blushing, worried one of the two, unable to reveal the true feelings behind all the comments…

    Ah this was more embarrassing to write than the Confession Booth last year! I’m sorry, BB and OC, I just really wanted to write this ship out. I’ll name it OverBriared, I supposed. LOL.

    • Overcooled says:

      The forbidden writer x commenter combo! Such bravery, Gecko. I might be just as embarrassed as you, although that was really fun to read. I couldn’t help but smile. (and I do actually get nervous when I see I have new comments haha).

      Now every time I get a comment from BB I’m going to think of this.

      • Gecko says:

        Glad you like it.
        Haha I’ve changed your perception. Muahaha.
        (I’m laughing as I see you guys’s responses. I knew it was going to be a crazy move.)

    • BlackBriar says:

      Oh my god! Quite the bold ship, Gecko. What made you think of it? Do have any idea how much I was laughing, stammering and blushing while reading this? I was completely consumed by embarrassement, not to mention the fact my first comment was actually on one of Overcooled’s posts. I think I would have lost it if you mentioned what kind of post it was. This is open to everyone and if they see it, we might get shipped with “OverBriar” any time I comment on her posts. I’ll never see the end of this. 🙂

      • Gecko says:

        Glad you like it. 😀
        I saw that you made a comment to someone (a new commentor) that your first post was on one of OC’s posts. And you’re always posting on OC’s posts anyways.
        I don’t know where your first post is, though, so I didn’t go there.

        • BlackBriar says:

          I’m still laughing from this. True, I do remember saying that. It does seem most of my comments and milestones end up coincidently on her posts (First comment, 2000th comment and title on a joint post with Kyokai). Since you didn’t know, my first comment was on one of OC’s Shiki posts. First comment on a post about vampires and my title represents them. Again, it must be a coincidence. Riiight? 🙂

          • Gecko says:

            Haha, wow. That’s pretty funny.
            (I’m still laughing too. It’s hard to quit, yet I need to get some work done.)

  13. Gecko says:

    Ahaha I guess my new ship trigged Spammy. It must really like it or something. -_-”

    Anyway, Joshizzle! Go! Go!

  14. Overcooled says:

    You guys outdid yourselves writing the scenarios. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but wow…WOW. Every couple is great! I also like how I ended up as a yankee hahaha, poor Hoshi has to put up with a semi-abusive lover. Will she ever melt my icy heart? Now whenever we tag team that’s all I will think about.

    Oh, and while we’re making our own couples, I must say that I see a whole lot of sense in WillxFosh. Imagine that Will built Fosh as a robot then slowly fell in love with him. Perfect! I call it…Foshwizzle.

    • Highway says:

      heh, apparently Fosh really gets all the attention. Jrow mentioned that he only got one letter in their pairing, and now Will only gets one letter from Fosh…

    • Karakuri says:

      I want to expand on ShoCool. I really, really do xD

      • BlackBriar says:

        I’ll be waiting for an update if you get the green light to expand. XD

    • Will says:

      Haha, not sure if this counts as BL, but anyway, it tingles my interest, I’d like to see where this is going.

      • Kyokai says:

        Interesting ship enough for Will to comment out of hiding? I’m digging this scene. XD

        And Cools, we aim to please~

  15. ana says:

    kadsjlkajsd can’t resist the school girl uniforms and yankees. Someone please draw ShoCool. OTP4life

  16. Restia says:

    Joshizzle and Karaaga stories are pure win!! XD

  17. Hoshi says:

    ~It’s funny how no one has really discussed KyoKyuu on the comments, yet it’s tied with Joshizzle!

    Btw, Joshizzle for best ship name ever.

    • Highway says:

      There’s not a lot more to say for KyoKyuu, it’s just right there, glorious in its certitude.

    • Kyokai says:

      I wonder, why no one is making scandalous remarks on it, when I was expecting the most hoohaa on it. XD

      • belatkuro says:

        It just feels so….natural that no further discussion is needed for it XD
        It’s currently in 2nd though 🙁

        • Kyokai says:

          Now it’s neck to neck. I have a feeling, these two ships would be like this till the end.

  18. skylion says:


    You people need to get some rooms.

    Preferably ones that I’ve installed cameras and sound equipment in…

  19. Karakuri says:

    skylion above reminded me of something important. While the ships here are great, we shouldn’t forget the mighty skyhigh ship~.

  20. Hawthorne says:

    Proud shipper of MetaWhine since the great AniWarTourney of 2012. Metanorn is the confident bishoujo who seduces Whiners.pro, the tyrant tsundere.

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