Not Fit To Fap To Halloween Special: Bible Black (NSFW)
Because what high school experience is complete without a recreational dabbling in the dark arts?
Happy Halloween Metanorn! We’re back with another porn critique, because even when it comes to …well, what you come to… we should have standards, dammit! So will this be a trick or a treat? Hmmm…Well, they won’t all be ero-guro, I promise, but continuing in the same vein this Halloween special is all about the notorious Bible Black. I expect more of you will be familiar with it than Overfiend, or have at least heard some of the disgusted whispers or inverted-cross wearing fans usually associated with it.
Brief History
Occultists regard sex as worship, we all know that. But to them sex exists outside of normal nature; it’s pretty much supernatural (they must have had some damn good bonks in their time). Some also believe that sex is God’s way of showcasing our relationship with him: stressing intamacy, unity and ultimately a divine experience that transends normal sensation. To quote: “When body, mind, and spirit are unified, when you direct your attention outward, you’ll experience life as a unified field of boundless, free flowing energy and knowledge. You’ll feel your identity as something greater than before, a presence that is everywhere, that is inside everything in the world.” Even if this involves Satan or other demons, which is almost always does. See, Satan isn’t so bad. He’s like the Satan in Ao no Exorcist, just misunderstood. Examples of sex as worship would be what Bible Black illustrates in gross detail; orgies employing all kinds of demons, drugs and various kinds of physical abuse. So, your average weekend in Glasgow, then.
Background
Milky Studio (I haven’t heard of them either) came along to answer all of your satanic prayers and brought us several hentai anime adaptations from 2001 through 2006. The first installment of Bible Black consisted of six episodes, then a two episode OVA called Origins (a prequel) came out to accompany it the following year. There was then a sequel, (which we’ll be looking at in this) called New Testament. Testament centers around our characters after a ten year time skip…because these kinds of sex obsessed women can only get better with age. Like you couldn’t park a caravan in their vaginas by now, sheesh. There is also a gaiden, which makes it sound far classier than it is, called Bible Black Only. It’s about the things you didn’t see during the series, so we can only assume that they were absolutely crucial.
Oh, yeah…absolutely crucial
Before we dive right into this sodomized religious backwash let me just sum up the original 6 episode series for those who haven’t seen it; it’s full title is actually Bible Black: La Noche de Walpurgis. And if any of you were unfortunate enough to suffer through Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you might remember they refered to a “Walpurgis Night”, too. It’s like a second Halloween celebrated 6 months later in Europe, but as you can imagine because of its spooky relation it’s embelished a lot in fiction and given it’s own connotations.
And by embelished I mean “fucked with”
La Noche de Walpurgis
Sure they look like sluts to us, but remember God would probably be high-fiving them right now
The tragically unsexy Taki Minase comes across a dark magic textbook one day when rumaging around in the school basement and naturally, because he is a horny, lonely pervert he uses it’s magic to go about forming a harem of sex slaves. Oh, come on, don’t tell me you wouldn’t do the same…! The school nurse, Reika Kitami, gets wind of this and having made a deal with Satan a dozen years prior to spare her life, is looking to get the book off Minase to fufill her own agenda. She needs a virgin to act as a vessel for her reincarnation, as the lifespan Satan afforded to her is running out, (she should just go talk to the Okamura bros, they know all about this shit). There is a Witchcraft Club at school which Kaori Saeki is the head of, and noticing Minase’s prowess in the magical field, convinces him to join.
Kitami, being the totally innappropriate minx she is, basically holds auditions to try and find the virgin she needs (you can imagine the questions), but does eventually find one. Poor Imari, you really don’t know what you’re in for, do you, honey? Ah, but there is molestation abound, as not only does Kitami stalk high school virgins for her satanistic rituals she also kidnaps art teachers and has her wicked way with them, too. It’s a revenge thing, best not to think about it, it will distract you from fapping, or turning away to snicker, in this case.
After Imari is finally captured by Kitami, Minase, who has been possessed all this time, is freed and decides that he loves her and can’t let Kitami take over her body. With the help of the art teacher and the magic book they interrupt the lesbian lick-a-thon and kill Kitami with a spell. And so concludes Bible Black’s first sinstallment with Minase and Imari having sex. They couldn’t really have ended it any other way to be fair, could they? Ah, but we need a dark twist to go out on. Saeki is shown to be planning to stealing the Bible Black when Imari shows up and destroys it with a spell of her own, showing that Kitani’s ritual did in fact work (she also turns out to be a hermaphrodite, I guess cause this show didn’t have enough junk in it already) and proceeds to rape Saeki cause well…he/she/it is evil and that’s what evil folk do.
New Testament
You know, I never would have guessed it wasn’t for children by the box cover. Nope. There were no hints.
Testament’s alternate title is “The Spear of Longinus”, (I could make another Caligula reference but I will abstain, seriously though, go watch that movie), and like I said before it takes place years after the original Bible Black. Imari has become a police woman with an incredibly questionable wardrobe and the initial story centers around her team investigating a series of strange murders that happen while people are having sex. Witnesses to the deaths, or at least those too busy fapping to get caught themselves, keep seeing the apparition of a blonde girl floating around the scene. Imari and her partner Aki are caught up in a bank robbery where Kitami takes over Imari’s body during the subsequent ritual to free them, but not without procuring the Lance first.
So Imari/Kitami has found her virgin sacrifice for this season in Aki but while trying to iniciate the ritual the blonde apparition from before, now revealed to be one Jody Crowley, interferes, causing the Lance to (this is so hard to say without laughing) get stuck in her ladybox, so she ends up being hunted by other black magic enthusiasts. The final ceremony climaxes (pun intended) with a possessed Imari and Jody Crowley fighting over Aki during a massive orgy. Jody seems to have the upper hand when the Lance exits Aki and makes the original Bible Black appear. The Gate from FMA devil comes out of the book and snatches up the souls of both Jody and Kitami. Jody ends up being consumed while Kitami manages to slither away yet again and into Jody’s body. Things seem to return to normal but in typical Bible Black fashion the last shot gives us a hint that there is still trouble ahead…
Something Wicked This Way Cums
Yoooooour, your sex is on fire!
This guy is thinking: “Best. Hostage situation. Ever!”
See? Men can multi-task
Gives a whole new meaning to “surprise buttsex”
Quiet down, you’re “praying” too loud
& that’s literally “what she said”
End Thoughts
It’s been a while since I saw Bible Black but… New Testament wasn’t actually that bad. And as I write that I can feel the last lingering threads of my soul burning up and disintegrating…That being said it did have it’s fair share of terrible moments, too. Take the first scene; seeing a chick piss her pants up close and personal isn’t really on my list of “sexy”. It’s just have another mental image to repress, (it also happens a few more times, blegh). The rigorous fucking the followed was dull but at least it lets you know exactly what you are in for if you decide to watch all 6 episodes; which is long, loud and very messy. I’m not usually one to make judgments based on style, I know how subjective it is,…but Bible Black can be really ugly. Some of the still shots look fantastic, even beautiful, but when the characters move it distorts in a very hideous way, stripping it of all sexiness it could have had. The direction doesn’t help. Shots focus too much on the genitals that it’s kind of hard not to get bored or want to cringe, half the time I was going “what the fuck am I looking at?”. They don’t look good in animation! I’m sorry, perverts of the world, but they just don’t! Boobs are okay, but pinass and vajayjays just don’t translate well into anime. There is also a nasty habit of just speeding up the animation so sometimes it ends up looking like they are having some kind of super-sonic fuck. Just try and keep a straight face when that happens, I dare you.
It’s definitely graphic, though, probably more so than Overfiend. In fact Overfiend seems pretty shy compared to this. Bible Black has a confidence about it, which is an admirable quality. A complaint I had with Overfiend that I don’t with Bible Black is that it never tries to be something it’s not. Overfiend bragged about it’s grand story when really it was poorly constructed and just plain boring. Bible Black is purely classed as a hentai but it’s story, at it’s strongest points, was actually quite entertaining. The second half is definitely weaker, though the first 3 episodes were …dare I say…good? Good in the sense that I actually gave a shit about the characters (not literally, this isn’t Night Shift Nurses. I’m saving that for next time). I also found it did have some legitimately creepy moments, too; there is a scene where the police officers go to an autopsy room to examine the body of a murdered girl, but when they get there she’s seemingly alive and just sitting in the moonlight quietly. That was genuinely pretty eerie and unsettling. It’s balance of ero-guro is also much more well done that in Overfiend. The transitions aren’t as jarring and because of the whole occult angle the sexualized rituals actually make sense. They have a point, though granted an extremely lewd one. Characters are likeable in either their attitude or just how devious they are, but the alternate title should just be “yandere faces” because everyone has a freakin’ yandere face and it is awesome. I love yanderes, personally, but it did actually work into the bat-shit insane atmosphere that this series has.
Aside from the overload of lesbianism at the end I think it did a good job showcasing a variety of fetishes, too; Hell, there was hermaphrodites (chicks with dicks), uke guys, gang bangs, rape (both male and female), chalices of cum, ritualistic orgies, mind control, you name it. Inflation though? I’ve heard of it, but it was still pretty hilarious to finally see (stomachs don’t work like that, guys). And despite that it does have its sexy moments, (and regular sex, too, rest assured) unfortunately, more often than not and much like Overfiend, it manages to ruin them by going too far. Considering the audience it’s supposed to be pandering to, though, that is probably what people like about it. It doesn’t shy away from anything. Which, like I said, it’s pretty comendable in our climate of rampant censorship and habit of tip-toeing round really explicit stuff. Bad points; it does get very repetitive and boring by about episode 5, and like I said the overload of sex and satanism is quite a lot to take in. It really drags when the scene goes on too long or seems unessessary (which is quite often, to be fair), but for all Bible Black’s notoriety I think that to a certain extent it deserves the attention. You definitely aren’t going to forget it. Do I recommend it? Well, yes. With such a wide spectrum of fetishes it’s bound to have something for you, it just depends on whether you can sit through all of the things that you find less appealing (i.e the things that make you scream and run away crying), or not.
About Hime
Metanorn's resident perverted princess and porn critic; she covers the overlooked, the underrated and the down right stupid. No anime is safe from her critical eye, but throw something Jun Fukuyama related in her direction and she'll turn into a useless puddle of fangirl goo.
POWUH: Novice (36-50) with 48 comments
I haven’t seen any hentai for a while. This sorta reminds me why.
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
Watching too many may result in a
constant bonerloss of sanity.POWUH: Meta Team and Megane-chan with 3214 comments
LMFAO. Please keep writing these. Forever.
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
I will do my best, haha <3
POWUH: and Vampire Lover with 11746 comments
I’m quite familiar with Bible Black. I saw a few episodes some time ago but never got around to watch the entire series. The one I didn’t mind watching was Imari but I really don’t like the cult leader. She’s a total bitch.
You said it was composed of six episodes. I would say that’s a big number of episodes for a hentai series but I know one that’s got a lot more. It’s name is Stringendo. Right now, it has a number of nine episodes and counting with a tenth on the way.
I’ve seen a handful of hentai from EROBEAT torrents and they’re not bad at all. As being known as the perverted princess and porn critique, I wonder how many hentai names you still have in your arsenal. I’m pretty sure it’s a big number and I’m sure you have a lot more stuff to post.
Like Karakuri said, please keep writing these. Forever. LMAO.
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
The whole series is worth checking out, except maybe Bible Black: Only. It’s pretty boring, but would probably serve its purpose if you were just using it as spank-material.
I can see some good joke-fodder in Stringendo. Its pretty much every sad, lonely otaku’s fantasy.
Next month (or whenever I find the time) to do another Not Fit To Fap To it will be about Night Shift Nurses, as said in my End Thoughts. But after that who knows! I don’t remember seeing any Christmas themed hentais but I’m sure they are out there. I just have to wade through enough sleaze to find them. Oi vey.
POWUH: and Vampire Lover with 11746 comments
Maybe I’ll check the rest of it out. There’s another hentai out there that’s similar in character artwork. They look just like the girls in Bible Black. If I remember correctly, its name is Discipline and Discipline Zero.
I’m still following the Stringendo series. There is a lot of in-humour to go with the obvious stuff (There’s a lot of awesome female characters twisting the guys around and getting their way). Plus there’s the Accelerando and Stretta series as well along with their crossover series.
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
Ah, Bible Black. My guy friend which happens to be a religious icon’s son told me to watch this. He said it’s the best shit ever.
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
It is the best shit ever. Literally.
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
This is one thing I could never get into not sure why but this post is amazing lmao good work Hime xDDD
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
The characters definately don’t find it difficult to get into anything.Haha, thank you Fosh. I think I know why.POWUH: Metanorn Lover with 207 comments
Is it wierd that I knew Bible Black already before seeing it on Metanorn XP. But great job none the less Hime xD
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
Not at all. It was pretty famous, or …infamous, I should say.
POWUH: iLurker with 2 comments
I played the VN version long before seeing the OVAs (actually, it was my first VN ever, though unlike later VNs, I didn’t approach it for the story). As anaaga’s friend claimed, it indeed was the best shit ever. I also have some disturbing memories from it, like the Mika Ito roof dead end, that, if I weren’t desperately trying to forget, I could use to turn myself off hentai for all times.
Not like I want to turn myself off hentai, or Bible Black, mind you. Still hoping to get a translated version of the second game, but at this rate, it’s more likely I’ll learn Japanese before that happens.
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
I commend you for playing the games. They are probably miles more disturbing than these OVAS.
POWUH: and Yaoi Fangirl~ with 2320 comments
it’s based on a game!? Now I want to play it
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
You should do a Let’s Play and put it on Youtube. I’m not even kidding. Do it, do it nao!
POWUH: Meta Resident and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 1758 comments
Not worth your time, if you ask me.
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
Fair enough, but it does have a pretty substantial cult following /pun
POWUH: Meta Resident and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 1758 comments
That’s true, but still…. Leaving the plot aside, I didn’t like the art either. bleh
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
Yeah, like I said it could get pretty grotesque. I think it was something to do with the shading, (and the fugly faces).
POWUH: Meta Resident and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 1758 comments
All of the girls look like rats, to be honest ==” It’s like their upper lip and their nose are connected or something. Though someone may find this interesting and maybe even appealing -_______-‘ I’m more into Resort Boin type of hentai so ))
POWUH: and Vampire Lover with 11746 comments
Hahaha, yeah. I saw Boin and Resort Boin. I swear, the main male character has to be the luckiest man alive. Every girl wants him.
You should try Hatsu Inu, Kimihagu, Ojou-sama wa H ga Osuki, Mizugi Kanojo, Harukoi Otome, The Pollinic Girls Attack, Love Selection and Fault!!!. They’re really nice.
POWUH: Novice (36-50) with 45 comments
Reading this at work, like a boss.
Imari is hawt but I disliked her performance in the sequel despite the hot cop uniform.
POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
You pro! I wanted to but then I have to think about the tiny hearts of my minions. xD
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
That is boss behavior, but hot? Imari was a fashion disaster! The millenium needed a mirror,
badly.POWUH: 400-499 with 428 comments
I’ve heard and seen a bit of this before but I never expected to see this on Metanorn…but, hey, it’s Halloween, everyone’s allowed to get a little freaky at times…and whatever floats your nice boat, right? 🙂
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
I bring my own brand of class to Meta; that being trash. I thought this would be a good one for Halloween as it’s all occult-y and witch filled, and also, like you said, full of freaky stuff! I was definately scared a few times.
VAGINAS, AHH!!!POWUH: Meta Team and Ringleader Extraordinaire~ with 6433 comments
This is one of the very few hentais I’ve actually watched and people need to see it just for extending their horizon. Though, this horizon is not kawaii or pretty to say the least. A good job done in defining the genre and it had all moments of lulz and cringe-fest.
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
It definately broadens something. Bible Black does have its merits like I said, and I think you’re right as well that people should see it. It has so much in it that it’s unlikely not to have a single redeemable quality to it to someone who isn’t really into the occult sex or more creepy stuff and “messy” fetishes. And, wow, that was really long winded but I can’t think of any other way to word it, lol.POWUH: 400-499 with 489 comments
I was reading this while writing a math test. (thank god iPods and wifi connection) I was giggity-ing so much The chick that was sitting next to me might think I need mental help
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
You clearly do XD
POWUH: Meta Team and The Mad Scientist with 5525 comments
Wow, I didn’t even know stuff like this…EXISTED. This all so very educational, now I can learn about porn without having to actually watch it! XD Also, as per usual, your writing provokes many snickers and smirks. Porn should never, ever be taken seriously.
Third time’s a charm, so I’ll repeat the other two comments: KEEP WRITING THESE FOREVER.
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
#Rule 34 if it exists there’s porn of it.
As long as I can make sex jokes I will continue forever XD It’s my only legitimate excuse after all. Next one should be fun, I’ve heard it’s what you go to when Bible Black isn’t enough for you.
POWUH: Meta Team and PreCure Mastah with 9203 comments
Rule 34! Always applies to anime….just go to some of the random image boards out there! It takes little to no time for artwork of certain characters to get made xD
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
Don’t go on those image boards if you are easy to horrify though….you might go blind.
POWUH: 1100-1199 and Meta's Evil rice-flour Product with 1137 comments
Okay i couldn’t watch this, maybe it was the detail or something, it’s all very dark, but it’s not like perfect blue ero guru. Screencaps were loltastic though
POWUH: 1000-1099 and Critique with 1024 comments
Isn’t it always the way? The most graphic stuff ends up with a rancid style. Typical.