.hack//Quantum – 02

The World meets the world

Hato: Oh God, it’s episode 2. It’s finally here.

Overcooled: It actually came out earlier than I thought XD

Hato: How long was the wait? A month? I can’t quite remember.

Overcooled: I don’t know, I tend to forget about an anime until the next episode is out…lol

Hato: Yeah, I’m with you on that one. Like Oreimo. Omg, can’t wait for that next special.

Overcooled:There’s another one? o_o

Hato: There are four…I assume it bridges the gap between Season 1 and 2.

Overcooled:….well, you have fun with that. OKAY CAN WE PRESS PLAY NOW I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE CAT

Hato: AAAAAAND PLAY

Overcooled:The cat is a shota…should’ve known

Hato: IT’S THE CAT

Overcooled:Hey at least it wasnt a 50 year old man

Hato: Oh God, they don’t look too good. CAT scan? Ahahaha get it? Cat?

Overcooled:…no. just no.

Hato: Oh dear, Hanazawa is effed up as well. She woke up! And…She’s shaking? That’s a little creepy.

Overcooled: lolwut rupees

Hato: All those items, he’s looking for something.

Overcooled:I would loot the hell out of that place

Hato: Oh whoah, he’s working with her. Ahahaha, Steven.

Overcooled: XD Balmung leap of faith!

Hato: Wow, you can play it anywhere!! That’s so awesome. I NEED IT.

Overcooled: WHY ISN’T THIS INVENTED YET

Hato: Transferred. That’s bad.

Overcooled: o_o I like how they say CC Corp

Hato: SHISHI. And stupid Code Geass they are liek SHITSU

Overcooled: But damn, they’re taking all the patients

Hato: That’s such a cool rumor.

Overcooled: …I’d still play even if I ended up in a coma in the game company’s hospital <_<

Hato: It happened in Sign, didn’t it?

Overcooled: I think so, but it wasn’t as prominent a plot point. Like, the company being corrupt, that is

Hato: MMOG, Lol. Oh no, it’s back to when they met. Reference to Legend….and a Giant BEETLE
Overcooled: OKAY NOW TIME FOR AN OBLIGATORY ONSEN SCENE

Hato: Yep, I was waiting for it. The worst one I’ve ever seen was actually in .hack// legend. Soooo bad.

Overcooled: I only read the manga so it was just a colour spread on the inside cover lol

Hato: XD

Overcooled: OMG THE DOG. THE DOG

Hato: So the Cat is killing people?

Overcooled: The cat is doing everything he damn well pleases.

Hato: WATSON-KUN

Overcooled: lol

Hato: Oooh, her trembling is from the game. That’s creepy.

Overcooled: lol, STOP PLAYING THEN

Hato: Ahaha. Oooh, she has the scroll because she picked the gem up!

Overcooled: Looting comes in handy!

Hato: Uh oh, she’s on the list. Poor Eri.

Overcooled: Now those wily kids can solve the mystery~

Hato: Gene information? Hipster bear in the background, lol.

Overcooled: Everything in the background is awesome

Hato: So detailed.

Overcooled:I know. lookit all those pens and stuff!…okay i should focus more on the story

Hato: No number, that’s scary…Uh oh, It’s Sadako.

Overcooled: WHY DID YOU ANSWER O_________O

Hato: That’s fuckin’ creepy.

Hato: This is fuckin’ cool – bringing it into the real world. They never did this in the others

Overcooled:You know they did good when the real world is as intense as The World. I know, in the others no one cared about the real world…-.-

Hato: Just chilling in the water. All good.

Overcooled: Aww stalker shota is lonely

Hato: Maybe they are going to see shota?

Overcooled:They have to confront him eventually!

Hato: Punch up scene.

Overcooled:lol oh god but he’s sick!

Hato: This is so cool. I’m loving this. Oh God, don’t go in the creepy Tokyo building.

Overcooled:WHOOAA

Hato: Wow. Woooooooow

Overcooled: CAN WE MAKE IT SO METANORN IS LIKE THAT

Hato: FUCK YES OMG OMG

Overcooled: WILL CAN DO IT, I’M SURE

Hato: CAMEO! AURA

Overcooled: Auraaaa

Hato: OH SHIIIII-

Overcooled:lol that voice…that body…

Surprise! The loli isn’t Hato!

Hato: Loli Mage. Tea. Wait, who is she? Is she from a previous title? I bet it’ll actually be a dude.
Overcooled:I’ve never seen her before…if so, she didn’t have a big role because i don’t remember her.

Hato: Damn.

Overcooled: LOL

Hato: A butler? Really?

Overcooled: more like assistant, anime has corrupted youuu

Hato: Oh shush

Overcooled: Oh damn, this is serious

Hato: So there’s a scientist behind it?

Overcooled:So are they experimenting on the people in the hospital now?

Hato: Possibly. I have a feeling she’s bad. Ooooooh, he’s the Warrior!

Overcooled: Butler tank

Hato: Assistant, God.

Overcooled:Butler man-secretary then

Hato: Hachiko!

Overcooled: I’VE BEEN THERE AHJXBDKNDFR . Wait, how do you have a quantum bit if a quantum is defined as a discrete package already…

Hato: Genetic Type? I saw that before, kinda weird.

Overcooled: Nooo, the cat found out!

Hato: She Died. Oh shit.

Overcooled: Awww….

Hato: He doesn’t know she died. HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE HER

Overcooled: He was good all along!!!

Hato: TEQUILA FIRE

Overcooled: Don’t burn it, drink it!

Hato: I want to be Microchipped, that’d be awesome. Oh shit, she’s compatible.

Overcooled:I don’t. I don’t want my genome sequenced :/

Hato: Uh oh. Trees. He’s going crazy.

Overcooled:Ugh, I bet the girl isn’t really dead then

Hato: The girl is Aura. I bet

Overcooled:I know, right? Or someone trapped in the game at least

Hato: This is crazy. Oooooooh fuuuuck.

Overcooled: sniped

Hato: NO NO ERI

Overcooled: OMG

Hato: NOOOOO ERI

Overcooled: I CANNOT HANDRE

Hato: Whoah this is intense.

Overcooled: Wait, why can she do a data drain?

Hato: Omg she’s badass

Overcooled: Tank mage

Hato: HO”DHgHSDGJH{SJRHRHSFH$IEYT*WRH

Overcooled: WTF IT ENDED NOOOO

Hato: DGHOUBEHT FTI& YG S DTGIUE(DFUEGW :(RUG

Overcooled: MY CRIES CAN BE HEARD FOR MILES

Hato: I ACTUALLY YELLED OUT

Overcooled: LOL

Hato: FFFFUUUUUU- THEY JUST LOVE DOING THAT DON’T THEY.Oh hey look, my Dog looks worried because I screamed.

End Thoughts:

Met’amour – coming soon to portable virtual reality version! …Once it doesn’t turn your eyeballs to ash.

This post is approved by hipster dog, Hato’s spirit animal

Okay guys, let’s keep it classy. CENSOR DAT BUTT CRACK.

Hato: I wanna know what the hell loli mage did. Self destruct? ‘Cause that was a badass looking spell book

Overcooled:I don’t know, but it looked badass.I think she killed everyone though lol, but the characters should just revive so it’s fine

Hato: Well, maybe she killed everyone SO the monsters couldn’t

Overcooled:I’m curious if anyone’s attacks have any effect on the monsters then, because Eri wasn’t affected. Unless she’s special.

Hato: She’s like, the ultimate naked badass hacker, of course she’s special

Overcooled:I wonder if each episode with progressively get more…naked.

Hato: I hope s- I mean no. What

Overcooled: XD There are no men for me to oogle at, so I don’t care

Hato: You wanna see shota get nekkid.

Overcooled:Ew, he’s like 7

Hato: Disabled nekkid shota. In a hospital. xD

Overcooled: THATS LIKE THE WORST

Hato: OC’s fetish confirmed.

Overcooled: lol getting back at me for all those loli jabs

Hato: Damn right I am. I was surprised loli mage irl wasn’t big and fat. Or a man.

Overcooled:Well she had a deep womanly voice and their voices are usually the same. so I’m glad she was a..lady

Hato: A ‘Lady’. Badass detective lady.

Overcooled:Yesh, she’s pretty overpowered

Hato: This is completely unrelated but hilarious. Do you think she’s possibly a hacker? Or are all badass World players that powerful?

Overcooled: LOL WUT thanks for that bit of enlightenment

Hato: Australia xD

Overcooled: And I think she knows how to work the system. Maybe she works for CC? DUN DUN DUNNN

Hato: Oooooh. OOOOOH! That would be so cool. She acts all nice against’ CC and then when they get to rescuing Eri she’ll be all like ‘actually, no.’ and PK everyone. They all go into a coma and IT ENDS.

Overcooled: TROLLFACE.JPG

Hato: Yeah! And everyone is like WHAT?! and then pays for a new proper TV season.

Overcooled: THE PERFECT CRIME. It still surprises me how good this is

Hato: I’m really, really, REALLY surprised. I cannot explain my surprised-ness. Animation is brilliant and the writing is great too.

Overcooled: If this was a full series, it would probably be better than .hack//sign. They’re just handling everything so well

Hato: Please make a big budget series OR even better: a film. We all know how good Disappearance was. Also unrelated video again

Overcooled: lol, this video…..and I hope they make a movie. LIKE THE K-ON MOVIE

Hato: K-ON MOVIE

Overcooled: And K-ON yess can’t wait. Any last comments? I was gonna say last words but that’s..a bit grim

Hato: .hack//Quantum is awesome and everyone should watch it. But get used to waiting for the next goddamn episode.

Overcooled: Yeah, maybe a marathon once it’s all released would be best especially if you rage at cliffhangers. BUT DEFINITELY WATCH IT

Hato: Like us

Overcooled:Going back to read the caps lock is gonna be fun

Hato: Ahaha, yeah

Overcooled: Hopefully we’ve convinced you now. This ova is underloved. Also, let’s end this with an unrelated youtube link of my own.
Preview:

Hato: Okay, here we go. Preview. The forest?

Overcooled:Giant war?

Hato: That just looks like a massive war. The cat looks happy again though

Overcooled: Yeah, something good must happen o_o What are they fighting?

Hato: Well, there was a giant… er… giant walking everywhere

Overcooled:So there’s still crazy strong haxxored monsters

Hato: I assume so

Overcooled: Guess we’ll find out next time. I’m sure more fun and spazzing out will be had XD