Umineko no Naku Koro ni: I-V – It’s The Witch, B*tch.
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We have everyone all back again in tip-top shape. All calm and happy, discussing about the murders. Talk about confusing, I call it funny XD.
This reminded of some reunion show in reality television (e.g. Survivor, Project Runway, etc.) where there’s a reunion episode and the contestants discuss about different assf*cks they had. I was totally laughing the whole time because this “Tea Party” scene felt like that XDD.
And can anyone please clarify it where this place really is? I think they’re in some sort of purgatory/afterlife now. But the look still has the same design as the mansion.
Are you happy about this? I AM damn happy about this! XD. Well of course I can ship back again a few~ Uh I don’t know… Jessica and Kanon? Haha yep ^^. Aww! They just look too cute together! XD.
And we also get the big-boobed meido Shannon revived as well as if nothing happened. Look! Her jugs are still bouncing healthily.
And yeah, they’re discussing about their own murders. It’s as if we’re playing a game that reached a bad end and reloading it again. I wonder why do they still know these stuff. Can’t wait for more details to be revealed as the series progresses~.
Since they had been discussing about the culprit, all of them, expect for Battler, leads into one conclusion, that Beatrice is behind every murder. Battler greatly denies that and expresses his disbelief on some supernatural stuff. But seeing is believing so…
Someone takes a visit to prove it…
Yep~ It’s BEA-TO-RICHE-sama!!! Oh my god finally~ So excuse for a while while I get on with…
OMG BEATO~ Y SO FIERCE?!
Love at first sight XDDD
Battler now fights with logic… (and an Ace Attorney-esque “Objection!” pose~)
…While Beatrice fights with magic~ Place your bets, people! OMG Beatrice is just FIERCE!!!
And since Battler’s still not believing anything, Beato proves it in front of him by killing everyone in just a second.
DIE BITCH DIE!!! Bwahahahaha!!
^ exactly my thoughts seeing Maria get crushed by Beato-sama ^
What a blood tea party this had been! Janitors! Janitors!
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Meanwhile
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Guess who is this tea-drinking lady. Bzzzt~ That’s not Rika that’s the girl-who-has-a-name-so-hard-to-spell!!! (Bernkastel… or is it?)
The two witches meet~
Looks like these two are both unbeatable ^^.
I’m lovin’ this bitch already. Plus, she looks like as if she’s talking to us XD. Is she the secret host of the show or anything? XD.
Next episode (II-I 「middle game」) preview:
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiLPYgNghD4
It seems like this episode would give us a little moment to breathe for the meantime. And who wants some shipping moments? Oh, I do~!
Bottomline:
Well that was one cool episode! Gotta love how Umineko gets the ‘WTF’ factor in this one. Just gotta admit that I haven’t touched the VN, but I already have the clue of them getting revived later on though because it’s a Naku Koro ni series anyway, and I might probably give thanks too to the VNfags for slipping up spoilers on non-spoiler forums >8(.
But anyway… Yep~ I’m just so glad the the fiercest witch-bitch of eternity finally makes her official appearance as the host of the Tea Party~ Beatoriche~!!! Oh my god I wanna build a shrine already with all her awesomeness splattered all over in just one episode. XD.
Also, what makes this episode slightly bit more crazier are the boobs. Yep~ The boobs. The staffs are probably suffering from a major disease of bouncing fetish. But lol at Bern looking all jealous at Beatrice’s boobs XD.
So overall, I’m going back to praises in this show. Just gotta love how we’re getting in to the real meat of the series~ Looking forward for more!
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POWUH: iLurker with 11 comments
Let’s start off with…
BERNKASTEL!!!!!!!!!!111oneone *has done this lovely abuse to many other umineko 5 discussions.* I thought it was a great episode, when Beatrice proved herself the re-deaths of Kanon and Shannon(+George,Jessica and Maria) looked immensely painful~elegant job Beato.
At least this time, Maria’s faces weren’t so janked eue;;; That being said, the quality for this episode improved lots But again too much over sized breasts, and yet Bern-tan didn’t get any? efffff
Even though the tea party room was bright, the decor was beautiful~ I loved seeing Bernkastel and Beatrice’s discussion animated, though I would’ve loved to see that last little bit of Bernkastel talking to the viewer after the ending, would have made it more mysterious~ oh well, I’m VERY satisfied, the anime it self even feels like a game now. (epic laugh there too Bern and Beatirce~)
Can’t wait for Lambdadelta, things in the tea party room are going to get a little more crazy~!
Episode 2-1 preview looked like win, can’t wait to see the epic Touhou cosplay live,TSURUPETTAN(Marisa, Alice, Aya woot and Sakuya ) GeorgexShannon~ KanonxJessica~
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POWUH: Occasional (51-75) with 57 comments
This episode is total WTF-AWESOME! XD :thumb:
Beatrice-sama is such a goddess! So beautiful<3 Lol at the love at first sight… Because it felt more like a love at first fright :ohohoho:
Urgh at the boob-service >.>… And we have another awkward boob-diving with Jessica his time XD.
WTF at the reset thing. That was so awesome!!! I hope Battler can make it through this time next arc. Or maybe next next arc, just gotta love to have more killings XD.
And BERNKASTEL!!! OMG I LOVE HER!!! :kyaa: Looking forward to see more of her!!!
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 119 comments
This episode is so awesome! :oha:
POWUH: iLurker with 1 comments
Maria getting crushed should be seen straight and uncensored. :-_-: .
POWUH: iLurker with 10 comments
I agree. Both sides of Maria are very annoying.
It was a great episode. The reset was pretty funny. It was pretty much:
“AAHHH! We’re going to die!”
RESET
“Ah, this is nice tea, isn’t it? It’s great to be revived.”
I’m interested in how Battler will try to explain all the crimes.
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POWUH: iLurker with 1 comments
BEATRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kyaa2: :nosebleeds: :love: :kyaa:
POWUH: Beginner (20-35) with 29 comments
mii!!!!oneeleven
Bernkastel and Beatrice are finally shown! :omg: :runs:
I’m loving their artwork on these witches :kyaa2: I also love how they kill the other five characters as well, especially Shannon and Kanon, again!!!
And I also notice, the foods are not splashed with blood. I think Beato will eat the food!
Now I need to see Show ▼
KANONxJESSICA forever!!!! 😡
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 94 comments
*busy worshipping Beatrice-sama* :love:
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POWUH: Lovely-pyon~ and Metanorn's Hime-chan~ with 371 comments
Long point short of the ep: It’s going to be one hell of a FIERCE! little tea-time between Bato-kun and our awesome queen of “BWUAHA! I kills you with magic~! >8D”
& yes, build that shrine and cover it in glorifying blood for Beato-sama~ <333
NEED MOAR BERN-CHAN!!! KTHX. 😀
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POWUH: iLurker with 1 comments
Bern-chan… :kyaa:
She’s sfcuking awesome! Beatrice is awesome too! This witches thing got me more hooked on Umineko.
POWUH: 1100-1199 with 1187 comments
@iCafeSuu:
HELL YES BERNKASTEL!!!
Lolz… Beatrice is making killing ART! That’s so done wonderfully~<33
Gotta agree with the quality, probably the most decent one compared to all previous episodes ^^. Only complain is Maria's face getting too rounded at some parts, but it's nothing major ^^;;
Haha, Bernkastel is soooo envious the the other witch has more boobs than her. Don't worry Bern-chan, they're a status symbol ^^.
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@mikan-sakura:
INDEED.
Haha love at first fright!! XD lolz. Gotta love that~
Need moar killing by the awesome Bea’to’riche-sama<33
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@meteorhouse62:
Yes darling ^^.
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@tatemasu:
Ikr?! *sigh* let’s all hope that a scene like that will come soon ^^.
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@Ammy:
Yes =___= Maria’s just annoying to the core.
Haha! Yes I agree XD. The sudden wtf twist is just pulled off so darn well it’s ridiculously awesome ^^.
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@Beato_Awesome:
:cute:
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@maya-nee:
OMG! I also love the character designs of the witches ^^. One of my favorite designs I’ve seen on anime characters (they’re so in my top 20 faves already of all time ^^).
And…
YES YES!!!! KANONxJESSICA FOREVER!!!
Gosh I can’t wait for the next episode. I have no clue what the hell’s Jessica’s about to do besides from cosplaying that Touhou character ^^. OMG I’m so excited!!!
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@Sapphire Pyro:
*joins you in the worshipping*
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@Xiao Jie:
Oh hell yes it’s gonna be that FIAAHRCCE INDEED!
Oh yes, I prolly have to
do some killing firstfind sources for the shrine XD;;.…and Bern-chan better have an appearance again ASAP!
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@Ty_23:
IKR? :love:
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 107 comments
This episode is… PURE AWESOMENESS!!! :omg: BEATRICE-SAMA!!!!! BERN-CHAN!!!! Omfg two FIERCE witches to make this show lots lots more interesting!!! Don’t mind the boob-service much, as long as Beato-sama and Bern performs their awesomeness!
POWUH: iLurker with 2 comments
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