Umineko no Naku Koro ni: I-IV – OIC…

Best comedy of teh season hands down. [NOW UPDATED <3]

George just loves his mother so much. Way to promote off their sponsors too with a breast-dive.

Weekly Maria haet love, everyone <33!! Nothing beats Battler beating the crap out of her own cousin.

Maria never runs out of jank faces to put on.

Best reaction of the week.

Rena’s cleaver gets a cameo!!!!!!!!!!11111111

This is actually my favorite part of the entire episode. Well, my favorite part because it’s the only part that seriously got me “uhh, ok”. Kanon raging about him not being a furniture anymore and blabbering about the roulette thing was really nice, and I think he got a little character development even for that short while.

But for that short while he came right in front of Beatrice, he immediately got stabbed. Nuuu~ Kanon T_T. Well, it’s definitely expected but I’ll admit that I feel sad for him dying because he’s like on the spotlight already but after a second, lol. But I’m still glad at least his pretty face was not carved out or anything lol *phew*. And yay because we get to hear Beatrice’s laugh bgm too~

Poor Jessica T_T. Poor Kanon T_T. Poor storytelling T_T. We only get to know about Jessica having asthma and liking Kanon only in here. But since Show ▼

The stinky smell turns out to be Kinzo, who got into the incinerator. Proof that it’s Kinzo? Well that might have to be the polydactyly, having 6 fingers and toes on each hand and foot. The Ring was missing though.

That was fucking stupid that they wasted 3 episodes of them all not knowing how Maria had been Satanic for awhile. Thanks to Jessica who finally noticed it at last. Ugh.

The epitaph thing totally gave so much more resemblance now to Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None”, with hints about the upcoming deaths/sacrifices.

Here is what’s completely written on the epitaph (I’ll italicize the ones mentioned in the episode. Show Spoiler ▼

While inside a safe room that has a scorpion mark, in which Beatrice cannot enter. And after a few speculations and talk, they suddenly noticed a letter in the table, when they haven’t seen it a while ago. Lol at Natsuhi pointing that gun! (Shoot Maria! Shoot Maria!).

GUN MARIA NOW!

Seems like I’ve seen that line somewhere, Battler. O WAI-

Three more dead people, coming up!

NICE SONG HUN~

The Mackerel is behind everything. ALLLL HAIL MACKEREL.

NEXT episode I-V: “fool’s mate”

George sounds absolutely stupid here I’m looking forward to the next episode because guess who makes an appearance?

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9CEhvU2Nb4

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😆 IT’S BEA~TO~RI~CHE, BITCHES <3 😆

Now we’re down to the FINAL FIVE (lol it’s been a while I said that since Anime-NTM XDD)!!! I’m betting my money for Natsuhi to be one of those who will die next episode. I really like her strong mother-character but it seems like her crazy-sane attitude will death her to the cut. And it seems like George will go too. Because… I dunno, I just feel like that. Show ▼

Bottomline:

It was a “bleargh” episode. They were really overusing Maria’s faces much to the extent that it’s totally hilarious and not scary. And other stuff like George breast-diving the corpse of his mom being repeated in the sponsors scene was.. *pukes*. The Mackerel was epic though. Best side prop of the season so far.

So yup~ I’m really watching it for the lulz now that I can’t really find anything scary at all. WTF is that scene with Maria singing already scary for you? Lmao. Or maybe I just watched lots of horror movies already so everything had just been very predictable for me.

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