Valkyria Chronicles: 06 – This show is dangerous (part 2)

This show is really getting more Swine Flu-tastic… Really, everytime I watch it, I get reminded of Swine Flu and how disgusting pork is  -_-.

Lol, since I’m this show is still on its “Is this show a joke?!” impressions, I’ll ride along with it and continue on with my own narration of the “Swine Flu” arc™. These people really aren’t aware that this cute little pig is Swine Flu contagious, not only that, they feasted on his brothers as well:

So next time you eat pork (whenever that next time will happen), remember that a cute little pig dies, and will haunt you with its oink sounds while your munching its fats and meat. Yummy and guilt-free right?

The Squad had not noticed that they are slowly attacked by the Swine Flu virus now. With this, we get to discover new symptoms when you have Swine Flu that our scientists today had yet to discover. That includes being enraged and attacking nearby people, and another shocking symptoms of it is the one below: Being incredibly gay.

It’s not to be confused though with what our lead female Alicia is experiencing right now. Her facial distortions are still under investigation if its the result of lovesickness or AIDS. But it’s safe to say that these aren’t symptoms of Swine Flu… yet.

Another thing to take notice of, Swine Flu virus is unescapable, for pigs are now capable from falling down from the sky. Be careful ^^.

Random Ramblings:

Lol, I love how they’re giving the side characters some screentime in this episode. OMG I want MOAR Edy and Homer!!! They’re so like my, SCLITS (means Side Characters I Like To Ship~ lol invented new word XD) of the series ^^.

Aww, Haru gets to cuddle Hans all the time *jealous*. I want a Hans plushie NAO! N-Ne, plushies don’t have Swine Flu, desho? >__<

Ohoho~ And I thought Emile and Oscar will remain quiet all throughout the series XD. Yay for them finally talking! XD. And yay for their teamwork too on the food fight scene XP. Side characters are really fun to watch. I hope they also put Mintz and Julius from VC’s side story Wish Your Smile as well for some cameos ^^. I’ll be totally happy when they make it happen ^^.

Kyahaha!!! Fillers are so fun~ And next ep, looks like they’re gonna pair up the shouta with the loli ^^. Can’t wait for the next ep~

Screencaps next page~