How many models does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ANSWER: ONE! and Sandra’s new ‘do proves it!
HELL YEAH it’s the ever dramatic/climatic/frantic/fantastic/[insert more words here that ends with “-atic”] MAKEOVER EPISODE!!!
And for the photoshoot this week, we have an industrial-styled setting in which the girls would have to find “Teh Light”. They’re grouped in fours and they take turns for their shots to be taken while they’re holding that light-stick-thingy.
I absolutely have no idea which garbage bin Tyra picked this concept up since models don’t really manually hold their own light. That’s also like similar to having the girls jump on a trampoline while there’s a spotlight above and they have to put their faces in it to make a successful shot. Please, I guess ANTM’s running out of ideas on photoshoots. What would be in for next cycle? Have the girls pose while they’re chewing pretzels? So anyway, let’s proceed to each girl in random order…
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NATALIE
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And here’s the make-over for Natalie, to start it all off. O WAIT. Did she even had a make-over? She was “Punk’d” I guess by the J’s. They said that “The real lesson here is you have to trust the people you work with. We’re not making decisions here for shock value.” Me thinks that Jay thinks we’re stupid enough to believe that it’s stupid or if he’s too stupid to realize that we’re not stupid enough to believe that stupidity. So yea anyway, here’s Natalie, the no-make-over girl!!!
I’m definitely getting Katarzyna vibes from this girl. She has that Polish charm. But anyway, she should’ve been called higher when she didn’t wore that horrible outfit with the horrible sleeves. Eeww.
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KORTNIE
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Nothing much to say on Kortnie’s make-over or Kortnie in general. Lol the girls are so MEH this season…
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AMINAT
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Danielle (cycle 6) is that you? Lol jk… Make way because here’s Goddess Aminat! OMG I’m loving this girl more and more. That Naomi Campbell-esque weave looks so perfect on her plus…
Aminat is such a queen beetch, in a real good way. Being the contradicting forces of evil cow poop chocolate Sandra, I really love their “war” (again) in this episode. And I really lol’d so much on how Ami-chan (lolwut? Ami-chan? XD) keeps her cool (she even changed her bra midway the “battle”, I mean, will we gonna see her fighting with Sandra again while taking a pee on the future?). Plus, she planted an inspiring quote that would be remembered this cycle:
“KEEP IT CUTE, OR PUT IT ON MUTE.”
Word.
Ouch. It pains me so much on how she did really horrible at the shoot. EVERYONE was better than her in this picture.
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FO
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And Fo also means ‘Fo ‘Mo Drama, being the one who caused so much in this episode because of her make-over.
Oh god why all the drama, Fo? You totally looks so fierce in that make-over you have. You’re just defeating yourself. And I quite agree to Jay that short hair makes you look tall! (haha, that’s why I did it on mine too XD). You couldn’t have asked Fo’ more. And uh-oh (or in your case… err well nevermind, it’s a corny joke anyway -_-;;), you even cried in the photoshoot! Moral issues hun~
The positioning of the legs looks awkward and stiff but the face was stunning. She should have not made a fuss about her hair and she would have not been in the bottom two.
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CELIA
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Here’s the makeover of Celia. She definitely looks more edgier in here. I mean, she looks a little too weird (ok, REALLY weird) at times especially when she’s overwhelmed…
coughs…
But look! She looks so stunning and really modelesque in some moments. Plus her personality is also lovable. She’s so nice. I mean, cry over Ms. iforgothername (EDIT: oh I remember now, it’s Jessica XD)? That’s really nice. I must admit that Celia’s really growing upon me.
OMG THE TENSION!!! And how I love it! I declare it. This girl would go far, even far as in go abroad, or even be at the final 3-4. She almost stood out on every photo of each girl in her group, it’s so awesome. I think she deserved to be called 1st that week.
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JESSICA
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Oh yeah, Jessica, the Ms. iforgothername, who keeps saying that’s she’s the prettiest girl in school, in the street, in prom, etc. Love her conceited-ness anyway, even though I guess it’s to the point that she’s preaching the passers-by on the street saying how pretty she is. Tyra doesn’t want pretty, she wants “ugly-pretty”, and your “pretty” isn’t as “America’s Next Top Model”-pretty.
I think she didn’t get the concept at all. But anyway since she’s eliminated >_>… OMG ALLISON LOOKS FREAKING DISGUSTINGLY AWESOME IN THIS PICTURE!!! *bumps Jessica and worships Allison*
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ALLISON
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OMYGOD ALLISON IS SO DAMN GAWJUSS~~~~~ Work that weave, girl! I just noticed (and lovin’ the fact) that my early favorite girls get blond-ie-fied! The light blonde just gives way to expoose more of her signature eyes. And she totally looks like a doll. OMG this shot is fierce already.
Definitely the best of the bunch again IMO. Just love it. It’s like a broken up, high fashioned doll.
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TAHLIA
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And here’s Tahlia’s make-over. Thank god she still manages to get to makeovers since this girl really needs one. What I noticed is, Leona Lewis, is that you?! XD… But seriously, it’s a really good make-over. Anyway, something looks quite disturbing on her make-over shot and it’s her burn marks. I feel so sorry for this girl so much though, but they could have at least photoshopped them or at least her weave tracks because if they could handle photoshopping Kortnie’s weight, I think they can handle this too. On another fact, she might have an inspiring story but girl, this is not America’s Next Top Sad Story or anything, and I’m sick of Tyra saying “She’s a burn victim” here and there ugh.
Ouch. This is awful. This should be in the bottom two or three at least. And moving over, OMG Allison looks so adorable in here, even without looking at the camera! So firece for Allison! *bumps Tahlia and worships Allison*
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TEYONA
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Jheri’s curls gone wrong. It could have worked for let’s say, the 80’s but now it can be compared to several rodent tails hanging up on her head. But I’ll just say this, probably Teyona would be the winner of this cycle. But me still hopes not XD. I just don’t like her… she’s boring as of now, and still doesn’t get any edit (just like MehKey, the winner of last cycle). Still keeping my fingers crossed for Aminat or Allison.
I don’t really know why this picture was called first. They overreacted much. But anyway, I thought she did used the light well and had a great styling, but still not first call-out worthy. Natalie commands the picture in here imo, she’s working it, but Teyona, err.
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LONDON
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London definitely looks like a superstar in this new make-over. And as in not Jesus Christ Superstar “Superstar” XD.
And I’m totally diggin’ this shot. It’s really full of tension. And I lol’d at how Natalie and Fo are doing the same pose XD.
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NIJAH
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Boring girl got a boring make-over. Still, nothing really strikes me about Nijah.Unlike Natalie, whom I thought would be a filler but now she proved that she’s “something”, Nijah’s still in there playing it safe. Just. Forgettable.
Err… Where is she? *steps on Nijah and worships Allison*
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SANDRA
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And we have Grandma Dennis Rodman. Looks like Tyra peed on her head. Just: eewww. I prefer the Sydney Opera House-shaped hair she had before, this is way too hideous. But anyway, maybe this would help to make her go home faster right? RIGHT?
POWUH: Metanorn Regular with 138 comments
*Worships Allison as well (which probably wins Tyra won’t choose her in the end, grrr)* And I’d like to say Celia looks freaky, but that would just be an euphemism for ‘old’ =P
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Hooray for Allison! Well, too bad she didn’t did great on the most recent episode though T_T… Argh and I bet my dog that she won’t win because Tyra might choose a black girl this cycle. I just noticed that every three cycles she chooses a black girl.
And lol I really don’t want to pull off the age card for Celia since it might come off as offensive, but now that you mentioned it, I just really find it so funny that she’s old… and weird looking
like a Gecko… and old…But Celia hun you’re nice and fierce so if you’re ever reading this comment girl, I love you ^^ XD (scared for the rest of my life now)
POWUH: iLurker with 3 comments
Gah I’ve adored Allison from the beginning, even with her freaky nosebleed obsession :nosebleeds: I hope she wins, she’s so beautiful with her big ol’ doe eyes.
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POWUH: iLurker with 5 comments
Omg I am totally obsessed with Allisons big blue eyes. She would be great if she ever tried doing horror movies. Her pictures are amazing as always they will be. Any one who is normal is no fun so having her love of nose bleads is in my head normal. If you ever read this Allison you should know that I am 12 years old and have watched antm since I was 9 and want to be on it so bad. You are an inspirasion to me for ever. Just because you are different doesn’t mean you cant succeed at something. I love yas 4-eva! And when the judges said she has bunny teeth it is just another cute quality she has. :cute: :<3: :cheer:
GO ALLISAN!!!!!!
POWUH: iLurker with 1 comments
Allison is adorbs, I hope she wins! :blush:
SEND…SANDRA…HOME!!! 😡
Psyched for cycle 13.
Peace out.