Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi 2 – 02

Sex is best done NOT on bed

Hoshi: First, can I say what an honor it is to be back tag teaming with anaaga for Sekai’s second season? *sniff* Anyway, I’ve recovered from the extreme fluff attack last episode and ready for another one! But will I be able to survive since this might be *GASP* THE LONG AWAITED SCENE?!

Anaaga: Hello guys! We’re very late here, but I promise we’ll do episode three in time! As an apology, you’ll get to see Hoshi fangirling at max here! ~.n

Anaaga: Lol fantasy at max

Hoshi: Seriously~ SO CUTE THOUGH

Anaaga: LOL the office. I like the change of scene

Hoshi: My house during midterms

Dark Force is taking over #starwarspun

Anaaga: OHOOVHIJNLKXKL THE OPENING SO CUTE

Hoshi: I like this OP more than the first *A* SO MUCH HUGGING

Anaaga: And the bunny keep shaking his booties! And lots of kisses! IEF)*GKN

Hoshi: Im seriously spazzing and it hasn’t even started

Anaaga: They have vacation!? I didn’t get vacation when I worked T____T LOL TAKANOOOOO

Hoshi: Lying always works

You know you have hots for someone when he PATS your shoulder, you blush like mad

Anaaga: Best boss ever. AAWWW HE PAT YOUR shoulder-.- Bro, pat his ass

Hoshi: That’s ten times better

Anaaga: You didn’t sleep “apparently.” You were enjoying it!

Hoshi: Just denying the amount of pleasure he got

Anaaga: This whole yokozawa understanding is just….

Hoshi: OHHHHHHHH

Anaaga: WWOOOOWW SO AWKWARD

Hoshi: LOL SO AWKWARD

Anaaga: Ow man Yokozawa. He just has to be a bitch in every episode ;___;

Hoshi: No shit Ritsu it’s Christmas…

Anaaga: YOKOZAWAAAA BITTTTTTCCHHHH

Hoshi: LIARRRR YOU LIE

Anaaga: God Ritsu just slap him

Hoshi: SLAP THAT MOFO. Don’t fall for ittttttttttt

Anaaga: Ow man, OW MAN. Dude, you were fantasizing of it in the beginning of the ep! Don’t forget the birthday. Oh Takano, yeah come for your bb. Ritsu ;_;

Hoshi: Poor uke ;~;

Anaaga: Four hours? OF SEX

Hoshi: THAT’S WHY HE ALWAYS LOOK SO TIRED. PFFFFFFFFF

Anaaga: Lol not a playboy

Hoshi: His heart is for only Onodera

Anaaga: So sweet. GOD JUST SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Hoshi: SAY IT, SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SL;KFJKLGJHGKLD S;LDLKGHS;DGH

Anaaga: LOL ASKING FOR GIFT

Hoshi: LOL WHERE MY PRESENT

Anaaga: Takano, best seme ever

Hoshi: WAIT DID THEY SAY DRIVE

Anaaga: OMG HOSHI IT’S A DRIVE. DRIVE = CAR. DRIVVEEEEEEEEEEE

Hoshi: OH SHIT OMG I’M SLAPPING MY DESK THIS BETTER BE GOOD. DON’T RUN DAMNIT

Anaaga: Ritsu’s so jealous with Yokozawa lol. Maiden in denial

Hoshi: Definitely, mna

Anaaga: LOOOOL TAKANOOOOOO

Hoshi: OMG ONODERA’S HAIR

Anaaga: It’s like a pineapple. Dreaming about Takano’s birthday, THIS IS A SIGN

Hoshi: Sooooo cute ;~;

Anaaga: Oh god, this is depressing ;__; Mochiiiii

Hoshi: Aw, spend new years together… TOGETHER

Anaaga: Jeez Ritsu WHY YUH LYING JUST TELL THE TRUTH

Hoshi: NO GIVE HIM A PRESENT

Anaaga: YOUR ASS

Hoshi: EXACTLY LMAO

Anaaga: WRAP IT WITH RIBBON. Aaawww Takano so sweeeettt. The jacket aaaaaawww

Hoshi: Snow is so romantic. Apparently

Anaaga: Lol

Hoshi: I’m like shaking, man

Anaaga: Relaaxxxx. OMG TAKANO’S EYEEEESSSS. HIS SMILLLEEE

Hoshi: LOL TAKANO KILLED THE MOMENT

 

Anaaga: Lol romance ruined. Takano’s such a tsun. OMGGGGGGGG KISSING IN THE SNOOOOWWW

Hoshi: DON’T STOP IT DAMN YOU

Anaaga: FUCK YOKOZAWA, JUST MAKE OUT

Hoshi: IGNORE EVERYONE

Anaaga: I wonder who’s the bottom…Takano or Yokozawa…

Hoshi: That’s a good question…Takano because Yokozawa is such a bitch

Anaaga: Lol bitches go down. Jeez Ritsu

Hoshi: FINALLY

Anaaga: LOL TAKANO LOL THE BGM. AAAAAWWW TAKANOOOO

Hoshi: OMGGGGG THIS IS TOO CUTE. THAT SNEEZE

Anaaga: BIGGEST CONFESSION EVER. SO CUTEEE. OMG OMG IT’S COMING

Hoshi: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Anaaga: AAAAWWW TAKANO SO SWEEEETTTT. AAAAWWW RITSUUUUU

Hoshi: SCREAMING

Anaaga: THAT VOICE THAT MOAN THOSE EYES. WAIT WHAAAAATTTTTTT

Hoshi: THEY WOULD DO THAT. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Anaaga: FFFUUUUUU. Lol Takano’s so full of himself

Hoshi: LOL

Anaaga: LOLOL BEST GIFT EVER

Hoshi: UNSEXY PRESENT LOL

Anaaga: LOL you are loved. Lol Ritsu’s being ignored

Hoshi: Poor Ritsu NNNGGGHH

Anaaga: THE ENDING

EXTRA SEX BUT NO CAR SEX:

Too much pent up due to lack of sex for a week

“Get up, it’s Friday! We’re having sex TODAY”

Takano warming up his main dish with his own jacket

Free cake just to be a female in SIH? I want to be the female employee plz

End Thoughts:

Hoshi: CAR SCENE MOMENT WASTED

Anaaga: YEAH MANNN UUUUUGGGHHHHH

Hoshi: SUCH A WASTE. ALL THAT WAITING… FOR NOTHING. THIS IS WHY WE NEED OUR OWN YAOI ANIME COMPANY

Anaaga: NAMED SHAFT YES

Hoshi: An extra 10 minutes of an episode for SEX

Anaaga: Uncensored sex

Hoshi: Hell just make an episode an hour

Anaaga: LOL HOSHI

Hoshi: THAT’S ALL I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO

Anaaga: ME TOO BRO

Hoshi: MY DREAMS ARE CRUSHED -SOB-

Anaaga: I MEAN, SUCH A GREAT SEX SCENE

Hoshi: SERIOUSLY? I MEAN, ITS SOMEWHERE NOT ON A BED!

Anaaga: It’s so rare to get sex IN THE CAR

Hoshi: Car sex is what it’s all about…

Anaaga: And they actually censored i!? T____T

Hoshi: Not just censored, SUPER CENSORED. NOT EVEN A GLIMPSE NO SOUNDS NADA

Anaaga: But this episode is so sweet though

Hoshi: So sweet I could cry tears of sugar ;~;

Anaaga: LOL *put tea under hoshi*

Hoshi: LMAO COME GET YOUR SUGAR HERE. But yeah, Takano and Ritsu are just so cute together

Anaaga: There’s FINALLY some progress in their relationship now, thanks to Takano

Hoshi: Definitely~ I love when he confesses things to Ritsu

Anaaga: It’s just so sweet. He makes the best confession everrrr. I would love to get someone who loved me for 10 years already. Need moar guys like Takano ;_____;

Hoshi: That’s the ultimate fantasy. That and car scene. I WILL NOT LET THAT GO

Anaaga: *sisfist* EMAIL DEEN. BLACKMAIL DEEN.

Hoshi: WHY YOU NO PUT GOOD SEX SCENES

Anaaga: Actually there are some blackened scenes in the car if you look at the car closely at the end of the car scene. So let’s hope they take that out in blu-ray *cross fingers*

Hoshi: Oh lord, in BLU-RAY.  I HAVE A BLU-RAY PLAYER. But no HD TV –sigh-

Anaaga: Dude, clear sex scenes *nosebleed*

Hoshi: SURROUND SOUND NNNGGGHHH

Anaaga: Btw, Yokozawa’s still a bitch. It’s like his job every week: be a bitch.

Hoshi: Ruin Ritsu’s itty bitty progress every episode. I mean, he barely progresses and then Yokozawa just had to put that down.

Anaaga: yeah, but if Yokozawa doesn’t do that, Ritsu won’t start blabbering nonsense, and then Takano won’t shout at him, and there won’t be CAR SEX

Hoshi: Ah, true! So Yokozawa being a bitch is essential slkdjg;lksfgfgasdg

Anaaga: So yokozawa kinda come into play here. All of the sex are thanks to Yokozawa

Hoshi: Gosh damnit…

Anaaga: I guess he’ll be a bitch until the end ;_;

Hoshi: -SIGH- We have to suffer hearing him to get our weekly SEX

Anaaga: Look at the good side: SEX AND DORAMA

Hoshi: AND CONFESSIONS~

Anaaga: AND SEXY TAKANO. RITSU MOANING. U**#&F

Hoshi: AL;KFJGALKSGFGFS;F

Anaaga: Lol I sound like a pervert

Hoshi: I think I do too lulz

Anaaga: 3/4 of this convo is about sex only xD

Hoshi: LOLOLOLOL SIH brings the perverts out of us

Anaaga: what can we do? it’s the only time where girls can squeal about sex without watching real porn xD

Hoshi: I know right? The one time we talk about weird fantasies like car sex

Anaaga: WHICH IS CENSORED T_____T

Hoshi: SUPER CENSORED

Anaaga: I think I’ll read the manga just to remember how great the car scene is ;____;

Hoshi: Ive been contemplating doing that the whole time after the first season ended

Anaaga: It’s time to do this then. Just for car sex

Hoshi: YEP~ More yaoi needs car sex

Anaaga: Wise saying right there. Need more car sex

Hoshi: HERE THAT DEEN, EVERY YAOI ARTISTS IN WORLD, CAR SEX!! EVEN FANFIC WRITERS, CAR SEXXXX

Anaaga: CAAAARR SSSSEEEXXXX

Hoshi: LOL Oh goodness Someones gonna read this and be like, “Damn Hoshi…”

Anaaga: It’s OK, they will understand. It’s YAOI!

Preview:

 

Anaaga: It seems that someone will run away…